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Meat Puppet
07-30-2009, 06:39 AM
You know, the characters that pimp themselves out for the greater good of a given company.

Who or what is the best mascot ever? Worst mascot? Most bizarre mascot. Discuss.
G13
07-30-2009, 07:19 AM
Best: Vault Boy.
Worst: My ex-school mascot Eagle Jones. Yeesh!
Bizarre: Joe Camel. I never understood how a camel could smoke. I thought they were chewers what with all the spitting.
Bunny
07-30-2009, 07:19 AM
My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.
Raistlin
07-30-2009, 08:47 AM
My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.

Winner.
rubah
07-30-2009, 06:14 PM
http://www.bbvrazorbackclub.org/images/Razorback%20Logo.gif

more terrifying than you might imagine
Kawaii Ryűkishi
07-30-2009, 06:17 PM
It's not that it's angry, or charging, or has tusks, or a prickly back, or even a curly tail.

It's that part of its hoof is <i>transparent</i>.
Raistlin
07-30-2009, 06:29 PM
If it was transparent, you'd see red. It's just a more reflective part, maybe.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
07-30-2009, 06:37 PM
It's only reflective if your room is colored like EoFF, WesLY.

And if it is, I don't want to know.
Breine
07-30-2009, 06:40 PM
My sophomore and junior year we had a break dancing Aladdin. We were the Sultans.

Haha, I'd pay to see that! xD
Blue Harvest
07-30-2009, 06:52 PM
Ned Noodle.
Raistlin
07-30-2009, 07:04 PM
It's only reflective if your room is colored like EoFF, WesLY.

I said maybe! And by your own logic, your previous explanation only makes sense if there is a 3-inch portion of its fur that is colored like EoFF. :p

Anyway, worst mascot ever: Steely McBeam. The Pittsburgh Steelers go many decades without a mascot, and then they decide on that crap.
rubah
07-30-2009, 07:12 PM
It's that part of its hoof is <i>transparent</i>.

It's not that it's transparent, it's just that there's a hole there.
When we had a wild hog invasion and my dad shot one, he had to shoot twice because the first bullet went straight through the hole and bounced off the side of the barn.
Kawaii Ryűkishi
07-30-2009, 07:22 PM
Man, pigs, don't ever make Dadmonk shoot twice. It'll only make him angrier.
LunarWeaver
07-31-2009, 12:58 AM
I like McGruff the Crime Dog.

The Burger King has got to be the worst. Guy is fucking scary.

The most bizarre is probably whatever this forum's mascot is.
Vermachtnis
07-31-2009, 01:09 AM
Jack Frost is the best mascot ever-ho!

Smilin' Bob or whatever his name is from the Enhancement commercials. Or the Cavemen. They get on my nerves.

Flo for Progressive is the most bizarre. She's awesome.
~*~Celes~*~
07-31-2009, 02:51 AM
My former high school's mascot is pretty strange, I think.