Dear Aeris is here to help!

[Dear Aeris]

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Hello and Greetings, Dear EoFFers!
:mymelkiss:

A friend of mine told me that you, Dear EoFFers, are often in need of consultations regarding personal or awkward matters! Maybe you're uncomfortable talking to your friends about something! Maybe your friends are unresponsive, or imaginary! Maybe you need to get something off your chest and just want someone to understand! Well, I'm glad to announce that I will be addressing your concerns in an upcoming newsletter, here at EoFF!
:mymeltitter:

However, Dear EoFFers! To be able to help you, you must tell me about your problems! Is there, for example, a girl at school that you're interested in but you don't know how to approach because she's always surrounded by her friends? Have you noticed hair on your body growing out in places you'd never imagined it would? Or perhaps your boyfriend leaves home after dark, wearing spandex and a cape, without telling you where he's off to, and it drives you absolutely bonkers!
:mymelslap:

Anything you want to ask, Dear EoFFers; I'm here to help! Just PM your worries to me as soon as possible, and I'll answer as many as I am able to! You will naturally be anonymous, sillies!
:mymelheart:

See you soon, Dear EoFFers!
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[Crimson]

Um......


Welcome?


Edit: what the....why was stickie- actually no, it's probably for the better that I dont think about it.

[Old Manus]

My money's on Rye

[black orb]

>>> I have a serious problem here Dear Aeris, I think I fell in love with you..

[Psychotic]

My money's on RyeI'll take that bet.

[Denmark]

Recognize this Member.

[Blue Harvest]

What luck, I do have a spandex-and-cape related problem but I was going to write to a newspaper like those other losers. Thank you Dear Aerith, for letting me keep my anonimity, if not my dignity.

[Rye]

I'm so happy you're here, Dear Aeris. I'll write in my worries right away!

[Fonzie]

Made me think of the SNL skit. :p

[Madonna]

Very little could beat the [Ask DocFrance] (http://godhatesfraggles.net/forums/showthread.php?t=3016) forum of GHF, but I admire the attempt! You may even succeed!

[Baloki]

She'll die before she gives away your secrets!

[Raistlin]

My first thought was actually Lynx. Regardless, this could be entertaining.

[Laddy]

YAY!!!

[Del Murder]

I have so many questions for you Dear Aeris. I'm so glad you came here.

[Markus. D]

Aheheheh.

[KentaRawr!]

We have an EoEO board for this, Mrs. Aeris! :mad2:

[Dear Aeris]

But I have a degree! :mymeltitter:

[Raistlin]

In what? Being stabbed?

[Psychotic]

Oh no he di'n't!

[Dignified Pauper]

GURL HE DID.

[Bunny]

I know who you are.

[The Space Pope]

I find it odd that Lady Aeris can't even spell her own name correctly

Everyone knows it's Aerith :colbert: /average foaming at the mouth ff7 fanboi

[Rye]

In what? Being stabbed?

Oh shi-

[theundeadhero]

I generally don't take advice from dead chicks.

[KentaRawr!]

Really? I would. They can give me advice on how to avoid dying!

[theundeadhero]

If they were any good at avoiding death they wouldn't be dead!

[Rye]

Dead people are the best at teaching living people how to truly live it up, though!

[Bunny]

Reversely, living people are the best at teaching dead people how to truly die.

[FFIX Choco Boy]

Reversely, living people are the best at teaching dead people how to truly die.

Why did I almost fall out of my chair laughing at this? >.<

[blackmage_nuke]

:mymelslap:



Does this one look suspect to anyone else?

[Bunny]

No. Carry on.

[LunarWeaver]

:mymelslap:... :mymelmagic:... :mymelrelaxed:



Anyway, I hope Aeris can help us crazy folks.

[blackmage_nuke]

xD

[Darkswordofchaos]

:mymelslap:



Does this one look suspect to anyone else?


One of the admins (i think bob) said not to worry, he's only masturbating.

Also dead people can give great advice on how not to die. The just tell you what they did and then say Funkin better not do that.

[Dignified Pauper]

WHERE ARE THE SUBMITTED QUESTIONS!?

[Crimson]

I'd sooner take advice from a Zombie.



Hey, wait a second.....

[Rye]

You guys are being so cruel to poor Dear Aeris. Maybe we need a Miss Mukki Manners to come in here and sort you guys out!

http://www.marcuswestin.com/Demos/MissManners/img/logo.jpg

[Breine]

This is interesting.

[krissy]

Dear Aeris,

I have a question that may be a little uncomfortable for the both of us. It feels weird to ask this, because I'm not sure how you'll respond, but I hope you don't get freaked out. I've been running through my head of how to say this and I can't figure out a way to make it any easier for me to ask, or for you to hear, so I will just have to shoot straight off the bridge and hope you don't hate me, and that I don't hate myself.

How do I revive you?

Yours,

Staff-Less in Midgar

[Raistlin]

krissy is actually serious, because he once leveled you up to about 90 on the first disc after hearing a rumor that you wouldn't die if you were at level 99.

[Rodarian]

Dear Aeris....

I sometimes feel that I going to get stabbed in the back for something good that I was trying to do for the world.....

[Dear Aeris]

My "death" in Final Fantasy VII was actually just in Cloud's dream! Sephiroth never actually got to me in actuality! You guys can relax.
:mymeltitter:

[Darkswordofchaos]

well damnit, im about tired of Cloud's mentally insane antics foolin' us all.

[The Space Pope]

I feel that I am a gay man trapped in a straight woman's body plz help

[krissy]

Dear Aeris,

Due to your recently acquired vitality, I was wondering what you were doing Saturday night.

Yours,

Staff-Risen in Midgar

[Crimson]

Dear Aeris,


I hear you and Red XIII had a thing going on, what was that like?


Your's,

Crim

[Dignified Pauper]

Seriously, why isn't she posting PM'd questions...

Not that I PM'd a question or anything...

[Rye]

They're going to be answered in the EoFF Newsletter coming up in a few days!

[Dignified Pauper]

WHAT?! EoFF NEWSLETTER?! Like the EoFF Post? Why wasn't I notified.

[rubah]

Events Committee newsletter; don't get excited, mari!

[KH-Cloudy]

I SENSE DEVIL MAN'S TYPE OF POSTING!









We can all rejoice now :D

[CimminyCricket]

Dear Aeris,

T_T


Regards,

Cim

[Avarice-ness]

I don't trust zombies. :shifty:

[Dear Aeris]

Dear EoFFers! Thank you for all your curious questions; I can certainly see why many of you stick to playing video games and posting on the internet! I'm not going to be able to answer all of your questions, unfortunately, so you'd better hope yours made it! If it didn't, well, maybe you should have written a better question!
:mymelheart:

Expect answers soon!

[arcanedude34]

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to punch a small child.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

[Darkswordofchaos]

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

fixd

[qwertysaur]

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:

[Darkswordofchaos]

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:



WHAAAT!!!!!!!! she has no knowledge compared to Aeris

[Shattered Dreamer]

OMG!!! EoEo's resident emo's got so so bad EoFF needed a therapist:tongue:

[qwertysaur]

I want Quina to answer my questions. :quina:



WHAAAT!!!!!!!! she has no knowledge compared to Aeris
You need to be enlightened.

[Darkswordofchaos]

Or am i just so enlightened that it blows your mind

[LunarWeaver]

I have faith Dr. Gainsborough.

[drotato]

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.

[Unbreakable Will]

^ yes, please fix this

My problem is a lack of job... fix?

[drotato]

Wait a minute....
THIS IS A TRICK.

She cannot fix any of our problems, because she's DEAD.
WTF, BABE, WTF? D:<

[Jessweeee♪]

She has the knowledge of the Ancients now!

[arcanedude34]

Dear Aeris,

Your avatar makes me want to do strange things to my copy of FFVII.

Sincerely,
arcanedude34
Resident Coolguy

fixd

But I don't even OWN FFVII :O

[Darkswordofchaos]

go buy it then

[Rye]

Dear Aeris has answered your questions!

http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/126393-eoff-event-committee-august-newsletter.html

Now she'll be sleeping in the Temple of the Ancients until next month, when you'll come out and answer your new questions! Thank you guys!

[Darkswordofchaos]

I'm on to you Rye, don't think I don't know.

[arcanedude34]

go buy it then
But then I'd have to do things to it :cry:

[Old Manus]

Why yes, I do have a problem.


My mother's a whore.
Fix that... please.I'll stop paying her.

[Blue Harvest]

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude



:monster:

[The Space Pope]

get a piece of string and tie it around a 10lb weight and throw it off a cliff

[Aerith's Knight]

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude



:monster:

Check your junk mailbox.

[Pure Aerisbeauty7]

It's nice that you are giving advices to people.

[waytothudawn]

thx :D i cant find the storm dragon in ff6. i know hes in mt. zozo, but where??

[demondude]

Dear Aerith,

I have a very small penis and all the other boys laugh at me. How can I make it bigger?

Yours sincerly,
Demon Dude



:monster:

It's probably bigger than yours, we just can't tell because you always have your hand on it, pleasuring yourself to the pictures of barely legal girls you have saved to your hard drive. :(

[Jessweeee♪]

Dear Aeris,

The friend I asked you about before has now committed suicide. What do I do?

[rubah]

thx :D i cant find the storm dragon in ff6. i know hes in mt. zozo, but where??

You probably should ask this in the ff6 forum ;D

[Crimson]

Dear Aeris,


A friend of mine had a pickle shoved up his butt, and he thinks he's been probed by aliens.

Is he right?