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Freya
08-07-2009, 03:08 AM
If you could become an admin for one day and abuse your powers and get away with it, what would you do?

I'd make it default to Underthesea theme so everyone has to use it for a month.

Crimson
08-07-2009, 03:10 AM
Change the banner and everyones user name in a way so that they worship Gutsman's Ass.


Of course thats the only logical choice here.

rubah
08-07-2009, 03:13 AM
You'll see in a few weeks :)

Freya
08-07-2009, 03:15 AM
You'll see in a few weeks :)

I r scared. Someone hold me.

G13
08-07-2009, 03:20 AM
*Holds Lekana ever so gently*

She's bluffing! She wouldn't say something like that and give it away.

The Space Pope
08-07-2009, 03:21 AM
When I was an admin I randomly screwed with permission sets to give people mod powers, just to see what they'd do. B& ppl hoo psoted liek dis, and flamed the :bou::bou::bou::bou: out of anyone who didn't like my ways until they bowed to me. I remember one time I got really stoned and banned all the mods and admins because they were being hopelessly lazy, they were not pleased.

But I was a beloved admin because I got rid of 90% of the cuddlebear rules and gave out free playstation ISOs

This may or may not be 100% true

theundeadhero
08-07-2009, 03:24 AM
I never have and never will abuse my powers :rolleyes2

Raistlin
08-07-2009, 03:30 AM
Well when I took over Jojo's board I destaffed everyone else and made a group of loyal servants my moderating minions. I then made the entire board worship me.

Lawr
08-07-2009, 03:42 AM
Well when I took over Jojo's board I destaffed everyone else and made a group of loyal servants my moderating minions. I then made the entire board worship me.

He didn't touch me. He knew what was good for him.

Raistlin
08-07-2009, 03:44 AM
More like I forgot Site Staff even existed because they are such an insignificant presence.

Lawr
08-07-2009, 03:46 AM
y so srs? :[

Peegee
08-07-2009, 04:41 AM
You'll see in a few weeks :)

We have a rule against that. Hush.

Freya
08-07-2009, 08:01 AM
I think I'd make a bear forums skin as well! BEARS!

Heath
08-07-2009, 08:58 AM
I think I'd rename half the membership with horrible, cringeworthy names and the other half would have pictures of Bruce Forsyth as their avatars. I'd also rename General Chat to General Chrono.

Aerith's Knight
08-07-2009, 09:52 AM
I'd be Loony BoB.

Shlup
08-07-2009, 09:57 AM
I'd make it default to Underthesea theme so everyone has to use it for a month.

I did that with Fluffy Puff once or twice. I got in trouble though. :(

Ouch!
08-07-2009, 10:02 AM
I'd make it default to Underthesea theme so everyone has to use it for a month.

I did that with Fluffy Puff once or twice. I got in trouble though. :(
Accountability. Bummer.

Shlup
08-07-2009, 10:29 AM
I know right!!

Actually, when I do crap like that it's usually just one member that gets their panties in a bunch.

Aydin
08-07-2009, 10:31 AM
If I became an admin, I'd make EVERYONE an admin!

Ouch!
08-07-2009, 10:51 AM
If I became an admin, I'd make EVERYONE an admin!
Your plan seems very counter-productive to further abuse.

Quindiana Jones
08-07-2009, 10:56 AM
Ban Psychotic. For two weeks now. It would've only been one week if he hadn't advanced.


Actually, when I do crap like that it's usually just one member that gets their panties in a bunch.

I had to read this twice. The first time I read it wrong. :(

trancekuja
08-07-2009, 12:30 PM
I'd ban all of the regulars/admins/recognized/ older members and leave this place entirely to noobs. We would then reshape EOFF at our own image, flourish for a certain period of time and end up being destroyed by our own selfish desires.

PS. I'd also rename Loony Bob to Loony Boob.

Rodarian
08-07-2009, 02:35 PM
I'd fire all the admins and other staff and hire the people from Enron


Kids can you all learn how to spell embezzlement :tonberry:

Psychotic
08-07-2009, 02:59 PM
Well yesterday me, Del and rubah were stuck on the old server. And being on the old server it meant that nothing would save, and so we had our very own admin paradise.

Some of you who were still on the old server may have noticed some of my atrocities, but for those of you who weren't:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/EoFF1-1.jpg

Well, how would they? :colbert:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/hero.jpg

He's a pretty cool guy too, so...

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/EoFF3.jpg

Spot the five things I changed!

Madame Adequate
08-07-2009, 04:09 PM
Delete everything. IP ban everyone. Purchase the forums and ensure they never exist again.

theundeadhero
08-07-2009, 04:44 PM
:cool:

The first person to recommend an abuse of power I find amusing will have their wish granted.

qwertysaur
08-07-2009, 06:14 PM
http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/EoFF3.jpg

Spot the five things I changed!
Banner from Black orb art to BAotW art
Rules/FAQ to Potatoes
There is no third Change
Forum name from General Chat to General Potatoes
Forum Description from current to This forum is now about Hats.

Psychotic
08-07-2009, 07:37 PM
Technically it wasn't black orb's banner as I did this on classic. Also it's General Hat, not General Potatoes :p But good work!

Rocket Edge
08-07-2009, 07:45 PM
I would put a "just married" title in pink over my admin title, for the lucky lady I will unduly marry here. :aimkiss:

black orb
08-10-2009, 11:42 PM
>>> Rename each forum with stupid/silly names I guess..

Del Murder
08-11-2009, 12:01 AM
In Del Murder & Psychotic's Secret EoFF I pruned all of Baloki's posts. :D

black orb
08-11-2009, 12:06 AM
>>> Whats so wong about Baloki`s posts?.. he looks like a nice guy to me...

Del Murder
08-11-2009, 12:14 AM
I was preparing for The End.

black orb
08-11-2009, 12:31 AM
>>> The end??

whatever..
another in-joke, probably.. :eep:

Del Murder
08-11-2009, 12:42 AM
:D I didn't actually delete his posts! All that spam...would have taken days...

Old Manus
08-11-2009, 12:51 AM
Wordfilter all vowels to O and put the Woll Smoth picture as the forum banner.

black orb
08-11-2009, 12:55 AM
>>> I`d also ban Del Murder for ignoring my posts..

fire_of_avalon
08-11-2009, 02:00 AM
This thread is hilarious. I would replace every thread with this thread.

Raistlin
08-11-2009, 02:02 AM
No Bruce Willis layout?

fire_of_avalon
08-11-2009, 02:03 AM
You know me too well. You know things I'd do even before I know I'd do them.

What'll I do tomorrow?!

Raistlin
08-11-2009, 02:07 AM
Uh... go to work, be irritated by customers, and think about Boyscout?

Bunny
08-11-2009, 02:25 AM
1. I would change the name "Administrator" to "Bunministrator".
2. Delete post, thread, and forum.
3. Create a series of forums named after different body parts of mine. Example: Eyes on My Crotch.
4. I would delete every member but, say, 100 people. I would change their names to Bunny Worshipper (x). X is a number randomly assigned to the remaining individuals.
5. I would rename the entire forum "Eyes on Bunny".
6. Every avatar would be this: http://i879.photobucket.com/albums/ab359/tbcx/24-79.gif
7. I would create a small forum called "Thunderdome" and it would be run by the only remaining staff member and non-Bunny named person: Psychotic. Within this forum, people would fight each other verbally and, if they can, with whatever dirt they can find on their opponent. Victory would be determined by activity rate. If you go more than a day without posting, you are banned for eternity.

Psychotic
08-11-2009, 02:27 AM
Bunny 2012.

Raistlin
08-11-2009, 02:59 AM
Uh... go to work, be irritated by customers, and think about Boyscout?

MeganTheFeisty: Jesus fucking christ how do you know that's what I do on tuesdays xD

rubah
08-11-2009, 04:39 AM
I'd rename bunny to Buttminister.

Blue Harvest
08-11-2009, 12:25 PM
I'd delete Fluffy Puff and Under the Sea.

Marshall Banana
08-11-2009, 06:06 PM
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