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The Jamie Star Scenario
08-08-2009, 04:47 PM
Jensen Beach man tells Martin County Sheriff's detectives that his cat was downloading child pornography -- South Florida Sun-Sentinel.com (http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/local/breakingnews/sfl-cat-downloads-porn-bn080709,0,6415792.story)

I prefer dogs, cats are cute and all but every now and then I see the latent evil within them. Waiting until you turn your back and stab! Plus they are constantly running out in front of my car.

Are you a cat or a dog person?

(Prrraaaahh, Prrrraaaaahhhh! This is the sound of an elephant, or atleast how I think you spell elephant sounds. What the hell is the onomatopoeia for an elephant?)

Psychotic
08-08-2009, 04:55 PM
He looks like a wholesome and innocent fellow, so I believe his story.

Also I guess of the three I'd prefer elephants.

Rye
08-08-2009, 05:00 PM
I can see Hux's cat doing something like that.

~*~Celes~*~
08-08-2009, 05:07 PM
I don't understand why they arrested him. Clearly it was neither the fault of the man, nor was it the fault of the cat. However, it was the fault of the flea who bit the cat, which caused the cat to jump onto the keyboard.

If only he'd bought that Frontline like his mother told him to.

Zeldy
08-08-2009, 05:39 PM
I became a cat person after my parents got one, and I absolutely fell in love with her. :mymelheart:

Raistlin
08-08-2009, 05:42 PM
I think I'm one of the only people in existence that like both cats and dogs pretty equally.

Except small dogs. Dogs that weigh no more than cats are no dogs, but rodents.

Vermachtnis
08-08-2009, 05:43 PM
I gotta teach my cat that trick. I'm a cat person. But they are so totally evil. My cat finds it amusing to wake up me at five in the morning so it can potty. But when I wake up at five in the afternoon she gets moody what's up with that?

SomethingBig
08-08-2009, 05:56 PM
YouTube - charlie schmidt's "cool cat" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ)

Momiji
08-08-2009, 06:05 PM
I like cats and dogs!

Crimson
08-08-2009, 06:13 PM
Cat's are evil.

~*~Celes~*~
08-08-2009, 06:16 PM
I miss my cat :(

Crop
08-08-2009, 06:21 PM
Cats are lazy, unloyal and always look miserable.

Dogs are loyal, fun, get excited about simple things (walks etc) and they are loyal again.

I'm not an animal person but I love my dog, and would rather own a dog than a cat.

Zeldy
08-08-2009, 06:25 PM
Unless you have a cat yourself, it's hard to appreciate all the cute little things they do. Unloyal? My cat brings us gifts every morning (in the form of dead mice and birds), but it's a sign of affection.

Freya
08-08-2009, 07:01 PM
I love cats! I'm a crazy cat lady in training. =D

I love dogs too though! 'Cept i've found that cats have more character. But dogs are more fun to play with. =D

Mogi
08-08-2009, 07:16 PM
I like cats and dogs both fine, but I don't like having to take care of them. My dad is an animal lover, so we've always got some kind of pet. At the moment we have a pitbull and two cats. I don't mind them, and I do like having them around, but if I had the choice of animal vs no animal, under the circumstances that I would be the sole caregiver (as in if I were living by myself or under some other odd situational circumstance), I would rather not have one. It's not exactly that I don't want to take care of one, but I'm just a naturally introverted person, and I don't think I'd spend enough time with it. I would just feel bad, like I was neglecting it or something.

If I had to choose between owning one or the other, or if I ever change my mind and decide to get a pet, I'll definitely own a cat before I own a dog. Cats require much less attention and are pretty self-sustained. Assuming they aren't de-clawed ( D: ), they can hunt for themselves and won't have any issues with you being gone for long periods of times. Owning a dog would be harder because you would have to either take it with you or make arrangements for its care before you left if you were going to be away from it for any period longer than a few hours.

So, in the end, cats > dogs, I suppose.
:3

Leeza
08-08-2009, 07:21 PM
CATZ...duh. :cat:

The Summoner of Leviathan
08-08-2009, 07:25 PM
I am most definitely a cat person. I appreciate them and they appreciate me. I think the key thing to remember with cats is that they are a manipulative, much more so than dogs.

I love huskies though. :D

Rantz
08-08-2009, 07:37 PM
I'm glad the poll was multiple choice, I could never choose one over the other. I'm both a cat person and a dog person! I'm a... dat person.

rubah
08-08-2009, 07:40 PM
I love my doggy and my kitty both :)

Bunny
08-08-2009, 08:25 PM
I lean more towards the cat side, but I wouldn't mind having a golden retriever or some other kind of pretty doggy like that.

Blue Harvest
08-08-2009, 09:01 PM
I much prefer cats over dogs. They're cuter and less annoying.

DarkBahamut
08-08-2009, 09:11 PM
YouTube - charlie schmidt's "cool cat" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J---aiyznGQ)


What the....I don't even...

Madame Adequate
08-08-2009, 09:14 PM
I prefer cats, but some kinds of dogs are cool. Bigger ones that are still closer to their wolf roots, like huskies.

qwertysaur
08-09-2009, 12:48 AM
Prrraaaahh, Prrrraaaaahhhh!

Unbreakable Will
08-09-2009, 04:28 AM
Since the dog I raised from a puppy died about 4 months ago I'm now a cat purrson ;D...;D >.> sorry
Erm, I could see my cat Eva Braun, doing this. She is quite evil when she thinks no one is looking.

Fuzakeru
08-09-2009, 04:34 AM
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOWOOF.
boh are gfreat!

Madame Adequate
08-09-2009, 04:42 AM
Since the dog I raised from a puppy died about 4 months ago I'm now a cat purrson ;D...;D >.> sorry
Erm, I could see my cat Eva Braun, doing this. She is quite evil when she thinks no one is looking.

... your cat is called Eva Braun?

That is brilliance beyond words. :love:

Unbreakable Will
08-09-2009, 04:51 AM
Since the dog I raised from a puppy died about 4 months ago I'm now a cat purrson ;D...;D >.> sorry
Erm, I could see my cat Eva Braun, doing this. She is quite evil when she thinks no one is looking.

... your cat is called Eva Braun?

That is brilliance beyond words. :love:
Why yes she is ;D
Kiitos

Jiro
08-09-2009, 08:22 AM
I prefer cats, but some kinds of dogs are cool. Bigger ones that are still closer to their wolf roots, like huskies.

I lean more in favour of dogs purely because I've never had a cat, but Hux speaks truth here - dogs closer to wolf roots are win. I plan on having a husky called Hector and a cat (the breed isn't my choice this time) called Pedia*.

*There's a story with this if you care to ask.