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Rye
08-09-2009, 05:14 AM
Stuff you wish existed, that doesn't. Go!

1. Seltzer that never goes flat/unfizzy.
Madame Adequate
08-09-2009, 05:20 AM
Marvel vs. Capcom vs. Namco vs. SNK vs. SEGA vs. Tamsoft vs. Square-Enix vs. Koei vs. Tecmo vs. Arc System Works vs. etc. etc. etc.

(Yes I know of MUGEN but I want the real deal)
Mogi
08-09-2009, 05:27 AM
Moogles
:cry:
Bunny
08-09-2009, 07:38 AM
Girls that aren't stupid.
Dethroned
08-09-2009, 07:40 AM
Girls that aren't stupid.
rubah
08-09-2009, 07:40 AM
perfect sound drivers for Linux.
Tavrobel
08-09-2009, 07:51 AM
Girls that aren't stupid.
Laddy
08-09-2009, 07:53 AM
Girls that aren't stupid.
Chauvinists!!!

Men with cuter underwear. I have a friend who designed some cute ones and I'd go nuts if a guy wore some. :love:
Wolf Kanno
08-09-2009, 07:57 AM
Cabbits

http://www.freewebs.com/arecka/ryo-ohki.jpg
Crimson
08-09-2009, 08:27 AM
Girls that aren't stupid.
Peegee
08-09-2009, 08:29 AM
Stuff you wish existed, that doesn't. Go!

1. Seltzer that never goes flat/unfizzy.

In the same train of thought, I would honestly pay big money for something like Willy Wonka's gum that lasts forever. That would rule so much ^^
Shlup
08-09-2009, 09:44 AM
A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.
blackmage_nuke
08-09-2009, 09:45 AM
A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Laxatives?
Shlup
08-09-2009, 10:04 AM
Addendum: But not poop everywhere.
Meat Puppet
08-09-2009, 10:32 AM
A personal God
Rantz
08-09-2009, 10:50 AM
Unicorns.
blackmage_nuke
08-09-2009, 11:04 AM
Addendum: But not poop everywhere.
Ipecac!
Breine
08-09-2009, 11:25 AM
A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Yes, plz!
Sword
08-09-2009, 11:44 AM
MAGIC POWERS!! HYAA!!!!
Dethroned
08-09-2009, 11:50 AM
Unicorns.
what about space pope? :p
scrumpleberry
08-09-2009, 12:57 PM
Unicorns

Dragons
Levian
08-09-2009, 01:03 PM
Clothes that fit me. :mad2:
rubah
08-09-2009, 03:47 PM
Addendum: But not poop everywhere.
Ipecac!

yes because ingesting a substance that your body rejects is so healthy and safe.

Seriously, ipecac? have you been reading Anne of Green Gables or something? I'm pretty sure that's out of style now...
Old Manus
08-09-2009, 04:27 PM
A competent England batting lineup
Rodarian
08-09-2009, 04:36 PM
Money growing on trees...
Psychotic
08-09-2009, 05:03 PM
Pizza...hat?

Meh. I guess my imagination is broken today.
Rantz
08-09-2009, 05:15 PM
Pizza...hat?

Meh. I guess my imagination is broken today.

http://breadmachinerecipecookbook.com/pizza_hat.jpg

You should've known this.
Psychotic
08-09-2009, 05:17 PM
...theundeadhero?
black orb
08-09-2009, 06:24 PM
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rodv/urkel.jpg
blackmage_nuke
08-09-2009, 09:22 PM
Seriously, ipecac? have you been reading Anne of Green Gables or something? I'm pretty sure that's out of style now...

Playing Curse of Monkey Island :p
The Jamie Star Scenario
08-10-2009, 05:53 AM
A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.I'm pretty sure what you're looking for already exists but isn't actually a pill... More like an egg; a tapeworm egg!
I'd like some sort of program that could effortlessly go through my music library and tag and name all my songs correctly. All my files are such a mess. Oh and an IRL hearthstone.
LunarWeaver
08-10-2009, 08:42 AM
Eric Northman.
Raistlin
08-10-2009, 02:57 PM
Girls that aren't stupid.


A personal God

That stuff is just ridiculous; no way they could ever be possible!
Sword
08-10-2009, 09:48 PM
Gunblades. Smart people in the government. TV for the inside of your eyelids. Wings for people. Burger-in-a-can.
oddler
08-10-2009, 10:10 PM
Teleportation systems.
Vice Nebulosa
08-10-2009, 10:11 PM
The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:
qwertysaur
08-10-2009, 10:30 PM
Pokémon.
xXsarahXx
08-11-2009, 01:26 AM
Moogles
:cry:

My kittens called moogle :D

And i would love to have wings...how awesome would that be!!
Sword
08-11-2009, 03:21 AM
The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:
When you find out find out your girlfriend is cheating on you with your best friend the dramatic prairie dog theme will play lool. I would have it play for every little thing :D.
Madame Adequate
08-11-2009, 03:50 AM
Smart people in the government.

God no. Smart government mind end up being semi-competent government. In no way does any of this indicate good government.
DarkBahamut
08-11-2009, 04:01 AM
All of FF7 would be nice.

But mainly the characters and a bunch of multi-colored (more than 75,000 colored) chocobos. Summons would be awesome too. And Materia.

^ = Fanboyism to it's max...
But really, raining money, but YOU DON'T SEE THAT HAPPENING! :cry:
rubah
08-11-2009, 05:05 AM
oh yeah, teleporters
Iceglow
08-11-2009, 09:27 AM
Gunblades. Smart people in the government. TV for the inside of your eyelids. Wings for people. Burger-in-a-can.

Gunblades do exist, or rather they did. They were decisively heavy and unwieldly (well essentially it was just a sword blade hanging from a rifle barrell) they got very quickly phased out for bayonetes which allowed the rifleman to wield his gun like a spear and club.

Burger in a can kinda exists as well take a good look down the canned foods aisle when grocery shopping, just don't expect them to taste good.


oh yeah, teleporters

Single greatest idea in this thread, apart from maybe Shlup's pills actually teleporters trump slim pills. As a side note for Shlup I think she should be considering a metabolic rate increasing pill something that puts your metabolism up so high you'll lose weight if you don't consume enough calories in a day and would also have more energy available. The thing is I think that these kind of pills exist, though they're prescription only and basically only used when 30 - 50 stone people need to lose weight else they're going to die. What I wouldn't give at times for those pills in my control :)
Blue Harvest
08-11-2009, 12:18 PM
Time travel
xXsarahXx
08-11-2009, 12:35 PM
[QUOTE=Sword;2713241]

Burger in a can kinda exists as well take a good look down the canned foods aisle when grocery shopping, just don't expect them to taste good.


Oh my god you would not believe how long i have been looking for burgers in a can! My mum used to give me these when we were really little!
Would love to find them again, see if they taste as good as i remember!!
Rantz
08-11-2009, 12:35 PM
oh yeah, teleporters
Momiji
08-11-2009, 04:18 PM
Batteries that never die or have to be recharged :D
Raistlin
08-11-2009, 04:24 PM
OH I THOUGHT OF A REALLY GOOD ONE

A TV remote that can teleport into your hand at will. Or at least make it so that when you press a button on the TV it beeps or something. I need that so bad sometimes.
Jess
08-11-2009, 04:46 PM
A pill that makes it so you can eat and eat and eat without absorbing a single calorie. Y'know, for the time you're binging. On ice cream, mostly.

Yes.
Lenna
08-11-2009, 04:49 PM
A reliable laptop that doesn't die or overheat from what its supposedly made to do!, oh and the perfect non-crashing OS! :P
Goldenboko
08-11-2009, 07:42 PM
A personal God

Your own, personal, Jesus!
Sword
08-13-2009, 10:45 PM
Gunblades do exist, or rather they did. They were decisively heavy and unwieldly (well essentially it was just a sword blade hanging from a rifle barrell) they got very quickly phased out for bayonetes which allowed the rifleman to wield his gun like a spear and club.

I'm aware of these but they aren't gunblades. They're merely guns with blades. They don't function the same as a gunblade from FFVIII.
drotato
08-16-2009, 05:56 PM
The ability to summon music into an area of space without sound distortion or the need for instruments or devices! :frust: The ability to have life imitate film soundtrack conventions, basically. :erm:
Theme music. (:
Aerith's Knight
08-16-2009, 07:42 PM
100% proof condom
Old Manus
08-16-2009, 11:17 PM
Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:
NeoCracker
08-17-2009, 12:52 AM
We need a fully functioning task force of super soldiers whose soul purpose in life is to do anything and everything in their power to hunt down and destroy the current News reporters and CEO's of Fox, CNN, and NSNBC news stations.

Upon completion of the mission, self-incinerate.
Raistlin
08-17-2009, 01:10 AM
Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*
Dixie
08-17-2009, 05:32 AM
A knife that toasts bread as you cut it. Man, that would be amazing. :D
Aerith's Knight
08-17-2009, 09:36 AM
Aren't you meant to get them drunk before you bang them? :joker:

Ahahaha, that was terrible.

EDIT: Oops, I think I gave rep to the wrong person. AK, feel lucky you now have more than you deserve! *gives to Manus*

And there goes what little was left from my self-esteem.
Loony BoB
08-17-2009, 09:51 AM
Splash-free toilet water.
Timekeeper
08-17-2009, 11:31 AM
In the same train of thought, I would honestly pay big money for something like Willy Wonka's gum that lasts forever. That would rule so much ^^

It's gum that is a three-course dinner or an everlasting gobstopper :colbert:

Both would be awesome though.