19/F/US

[Rye]

Augusten Burrough's writing always contains dating advertisements, because that's how he found his current partner. It always makes me wonder what my advertisement would be if I was single and I ever put up a dating ad.

What would your dating advertisement say? Keep it short, or else you'll pay a lot. :greenie:

[Parker]

hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.

[black orb]

hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.

[Rocket Edge]

hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.

[Bunny]

"i m bunny grr'

[SomethingBig]

21/m/nj/pix s2r cybr or not is kewl

[Peegee]

I'm straight. No homo pls

[Giggles]

If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like makin' love at midnight on the dunes of the cape, you're the one that I've looked for. Write to me an escape!

[nik0tine]

'Hey, can I have your drink for a moment?'

[Parker]

hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug

[Rye]

You know what they say about a guy with a big post count, Parker. ;)

[black orb]

hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug

>>> :bow:

[Psychotic]

Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.

[black orb]

Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
>>> Awesome.. No girl would resist..

According to that mine would be:
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and made a FF1 Hack (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/124442-ff1-dissidia.html), seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a new FF1 Hack.

[fire_of_avalon]

Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.

On my way, sir.

SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?

[Rantz]

21/M/SWE seeks woman or object with similar shape

[Tavrobel]

No homo

[Raistlin]

22/M/US seeks partner for world domination.

[qwertysaur]

*uses leech seed*
SUPER EFFECTIVE!

[G13]

20/M/WA Seeking hot chick with low self esteem... or blind. :D

[rubah]

I'm looking for a very sexy geek. Must have a lot of physical and mental stamina and not be averse to trying new things, new foods, and new places. brunettes preferred

[Ouch!]

20/M/Funky

[Shlup]

peen plz

[Dethroned]

peen plz
oh how i laughed :hahaha:

[LunarWeaver]

23/M/US I have no gag reflex

[Jiro]

*uses leech seed*
SUPER EFFECTIVE!


I've got just the girl for you. One of my friends said she'd totally date a pokemon nerd. You think you can do that? :p

[Breine]

Stubbly and long-haired 21-year old Danish guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.

:monster:

[Roogle]

Shaven and short-haired 23-year old American guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.

:monster:

[Blue Harvest]

23/M/UK seeks female nerd between the ages of 18-24 to play various video games with. Sore losers not wanted :tongue:

[Breine]

Shaven and short-haired 23-year old American guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.

:monster:

Haha xD

[Madame Adequate]

23/M/UK pathologically shy boy seeks woman with whom to never interact

[Dignified Pauper]

Hi. My name is Michael. I am 23 years old from Columbus, Ohio. I am seeking a man who appreciates the finer things in life. Said man should make at least $500,000 and want to spoil me rotten. I ain't saying I'm a gold digga, I just know what I am worth. That said. I want someone with sophistication and style that matches my dignified sense. I may not make the most, almost comparable to paupers, but I have certain... talents... that you'll find worth your while. Please be: in shape, no moobs, no vagina, male, over 5'11", and fun! Also, please don't mind if while you're away at business meetings, I eye the pool boy. Who can't. That's why you hired him.

F- for red heads. Especially when the carpets match the drapes.

A+ For felony convictions and time spent in prisons. I really appreciate a man who is rough around the edges. Bonus points for knowing how to beat someone without leaving a bruise.

You see, I feel more like I should be that strong independent battered wife and feel so loyal and so alone that I make the world believe I'm so strong willed. Yup. Okay. Here's my e-mail.

alone6969696969696969696969@4.u.com

[Rodarian]

Straight Man: Designs clothes for a living. Requires female with a waist no bigger than a pencil......

[Avarice-ness]

I have the internet!
You have the internet!
You are desperate for a life of love and pounding!
I am desperate for a life of love and pounding!

Look at that! We already have some things in common!

[Meat Puppet]

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/liamd/time-travel-want-advert.jpg

[KentaRawr!]

16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)

[Araciel]

Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.

On my way, sir.

SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?

SOLD

I mean... marry me?

[Heath]

20/M/UK would like to meet a rich, well-insured widow - intention: murder.

[Ouch!]

16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)
<3

[Crimson]

http://i28.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/a3nuxy.jpg

That is pretty funny but its dodging the swear filter so its gone. ~WK

[Jojee]

Hahah @ Crim xD




hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.


peen plz

=O (http://craiglist.com)

[PeTeRL90]

Boobs or gtfo.

[Levian]

Famous moderator seeks attractive female to feed me grapes while I ban people.

[The Space Pope]

Spare some change so I can buy you a drink?