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Augusten Burrough's writing always contains dating advertisements, because that's how he found his current partner. It always makes me wonder what my advertisement would be if I was single and I ever put up a dating ad.
What would your dating advertisement say? Keep it short, or else you'll pay a lot. :greenie:
Parker
08-11-2009, 12:59 AM
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
black orb
08-11-2009, 01:01 AM
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
Rocket Edge
08-11-2009, 01:02 AM
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
Bunny
08-11-2009, 01:09 AM
"i m bunny grr'
SomethingBig
08-11-2009, 01:11 AM
21/m/nj/pix s2r cybr or not is kewl
Peegee
08-11-2009, 01:13 AM
I'm straight. No homo pls
Giggles
08-11-2009, 01:14 AM
If you like pina coladas, and getting caught in the rain. If you're not into yoga, if you have half a brain. If you like makin' love at midnight on the dunes of the cape, you're the one that I've looked for. Write to me an escape!
nik0tine
08-11-2009, 01:15 AM
'Hey, can I have your drink for a moment?'
Parker
08-11-2009, 01:19 AM
hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug
You know what they say about a guy with a big post count, Parker. ;)
black orb
08-11-2009, 01:27 AM
hello ladies. im pretty big on the internet....gaia, sa, IGN ive been on them all. u can find me under the name sephirothxrinoa420. so hit me up with a pm and you never kno what might happen.../smug
>>> :bow:
Psychotic
08-11-2009, 01:31 AM
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
black orb
08-11-2009, 01:41 AM
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
>>> Awesome.. No girl would resist..
According to that mine would be:
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and made a FF1 Hack (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/124442-ff1-dissidia.html), seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a new FF1 Hack.
fire_of_avalon
08-11-2009, 01:48 AM
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
On my way, sir.
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
Rantz
08-11-2009, 01:54 AM
21/M/SWE seeks woman or object with similar shape
Tavrobel
08-11-2009, 01:56 AM
No homo
Raistlin
08-11-2009, 02:04 AM
22/M/US seeks partner for world domination.
qwertysaur
08-11-2009, 02:45 AM
*uses leech seed*
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
20/M/WA Seeking hot chick with low self esteem... or blind. :D
rubah
08-11-2009, 04:37 AM
I'm looking for a very sexy geek. Must have a lot of physical and mental stamina and not be averse to trying new things, new foods, and new places. brunettes preferred
Ouch!
08-11-2009, 07:37 AM
20/M/Funky
Shlup
08-11-2009, 07:42 AM
peen plz
Dethroned
08-11-2009, 07:51 AM
peen plz
oh how i laughed :hahaha:
LunarWeaver
08-11-2009, 07:52 AM
23/M/US I have no gag reflex
*uses leech seed*
SUPER EFFECTIVE!
I've got just the girl for you. One of my friends said she'd totally date a pokemon nerd. You think you can do that? :p
Breine
08-11-2009, 12:09 PM
Stubbly and long-haired 21-year old Danish guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.
:monster:
Roogle
08-11-2009, 12:14 PM
Shaven and short-haired 23-year old American guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.
:monster:
Blue Harvest
08-11-2009, 12:16 PM
23/M/UK seeks female nerd between the ages of 18-24 to play various video games with. Sore losers not wanted :tongue:
Breine
08-11-2009, 12:21 PM
Shaven and short-haired 23-year old American guy seeking male or female for.. whatever.
:monster:
Haha xD
Madame Adequate
08-11-2009, 01:11 PM
23/M/UK pathologically shy boy seeks woman with whom to never interact
Dignified Pauper
08-11-2009, 02:00 PM
Hi. My name is Michael. I am 23 years old from Columbus, Ohio. I am seeking a man who appreciates the finer things in life. Said man should make at least $500,000 and want to spoil me rotten. I ain't saying I'm a gold digga, I just know what I am worth. That said. I want someone with sophistication and style that matches my dignified sense. I may not make the most, almost comparable to paupers, but I have certain... talents... that you'll find worth your while. Please be: in shape, no moobs, no vagina, male, over 5'11", and fun! Also, please don't mind if while you're away at business meetings, I eye the pool boy. Who can't. That's why you hired him.
F- for red heads. Especially when the carpets match the drapes.
A+ For felony convictions and time spent in prisons. I really appreciate a man who is rough around the edges. Bonus points for knowing how to beat someone without leaving a bruise.
You see, I feel more like I should be that strong independent battered wife and feel so loyal and so alone that I make the world believe I'm so strong willed. Yup. Okay. Here's my e-mail.
alone6969696969696969696969@4.u.com
Rodarian
08-11-2009, 02:06 PM
Straight Man: Designs clothes for a living. Requires female with a waist no bigger than a pencil......
Avarice-ness
08-11-2009, 02:33 PM
I have the internet!
You have the internet!
You are desperate for a life of love and pounding!
I am desperate for a life of love and pounding!
Look at that! We already have some things in common!
Meat Puppet
08-11-2009, 03:45 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v85/liamd/time-travel-want-advert.jpg
KentaRawr!
08-11-2009, 05:51 PM
16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)
Araciel
08-11-2009, 06:19 PM
Unshaven loser who lives with his parents and inflatable plastic doll who lives with her master seek attractive blonde female between the ages of 16 and 24 for a threesome.
On my way, sir.
SF, blonde/blue seeks Boyscout. I mean, a guy I call Boyscout. :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Uh. I have boobs. And I cuddle?
SOLD
I mean... marry me?
Heath
08-11-2009, 06:37 PM
20/M/UK would like to meet a rich, well-insured widow - intention: murder.
Ouch!
08-11-2009, 08:19 PM
16/M/USA lfg in (Valkurm Dunes). (Experience Points) (Yes, please!)
<3
Crimson
08-11-2009, 10:52 PM
http://i28.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/a3nuxy.jpg
That is pretty funny but its dodging the swear filter so its gone. ~WK
Jojee
08-11-2009, 11:20 PM
Hahah @ Crim xD
hi. plz have sex with me. non-smoker pref.
peen plz
=O (http://craiglist.com)
PeTeRL90
08-12-2009, 05:43 AM
Boobs or gtfo.
Levian
08-12-2009, 08:01 AM
Famous moderator seeks attractive female to feed me grapes while I ban people.
The Space Pope
08-16-2009, 12:50 AM
Spare some change so I can buy you a drink?
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