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Rye
09-01-2009, 01:30 AM
Time to reveal your secrets. :bigsmile:

But I shall only do it a few at a time. To tease you all. Ciddie's Style. Ready for this? ;)

Madame Adequate
09-01-2009, 01:33 AM
I am excited to see these!

LunarWeaver
09-01-2009, 01:42 AM
:jess:!

Shlup
09-01-2009, 01:46 AM
Well put one up already, ho!

Psychotic
09-01-2009, 01:51 AM
Well put one up already, ho!:colbert:

Shlup
09-01-2009, 01:53 AM
That could be taken as you either agreeing with me or scolding me. Either way, you can't deny she's a ho!

RYE IT'S BEEN SEVERAL MINUTES DID YOU HAVE TO POTTY GET THE FUCK BACK HERE

I swear I'm going to slit BoB's throat for teaching her this tactic.

Peegee
09-01-2009, 01:54 AM
It's like the ciddehs!

Shauna
09-01-2009, 01:55 AM
*taps foot impatiently*

Shlup
09-01-2009, 01:56 AM
Dammit, and now I got invited out to dinner and I have to go AFK so I'm going to miss the reveal. I hate you Rye. Hate you forever!

Rye
09-01-2009, 01:57 AM
Sorry, I was having a frank conversation about making friends in England with my Mommy! Please don't hate me forever, Shlup~

Here is one. :aimkiss:

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecret.gif

Lawl, had to last-second censor a naughty word on photobucket. UR HOT!

Psychotic
09-01-2009, 01:58 AM
Does every homosexual refer to each other as "man"? I call guys "man". Oh god. I'm gay?! Well, when in Rome...
That could be taken as you either agreeing with me or scolding me. Either way, you can't deny she's a ho!Yeah I realised that when I was posting it. It's agreeing with you!

Madame Adequate
09-01-2009, 02:04 AM
Does every homosexual refer to each other as "man"? I call guys "man". Oh god. I'm gay?! Well, when in Rome..

sup man, what's up?

Rye
09-01-2009, 02:05 AM
Is that why Aaron Freed is called The "Man"? :confused:

The best secrets are yet to come, darling dears.

Shauna
09-01-2009, 02:26 AM
Only one? :nonono:

Yay secrets. :p

Rye
09-01-2009, 02:40 AM
Have another~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/PUMPKINPIE2.jpg

LunarWeaver
09-01-2009, 02:42 AM
D-doesn't everyone? :erm:

Psychotic
09-01-2009, 02:46 AM
I don't know, :smug:'s cute and all but he doesn't have enough of an ass to make a lap-dance from him fun.

Madame Adequate
09-01-2009, 02:51 AM
Paul's just jealous and wants to keep /smug for himself.

Rye
09-01-2009, 02:52 AM
I don't know, :smug:'s cute and all but he doesn't have enough of an ass to make a lap-dance from him fun.

How would you know :smug:'s ass so intimately, Paul? :colbert:

Mogi
09-01-2009, 02:59 AM
Wow, I didn't think this would be so interesting.
X3

Rye
09-01-2009, 03:04 AM
Finding out everyone's secrets is the best PART of internet message boards, though!

Madonna
09-01-2009, 03:08 AM
Who waits to be fed secrets? Seeking them out and ripping them out of hapless bosoms is the way to go!

I find it disturbing a person practices in a car seat rather than on a kitchen chair for their lapdancing!

DK
09-01-2009, 03:10 AM
I practice on Psychotic's armoured corpse. Up, down. Up, down. Up, down.

CHARLIE MURPHY

Rye
09-01-2009, 03:14 AM
http://www.teamtimeout.com/forums/images/avatars/halo_teabag.gif

And speaking of Halo and teabagging, another secret?!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/halo3jima.jpg

Madame Adequate
09-01-2009, 03:15 AM
I know I shouldn't comment but... you sick bastard. Get help.

DK
09-01-2009, 03:16 AM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/halo3jima.jpg

dead set worst person, you should be banned from the game. :mad2:

Psychotic
09-01-2009, 03:18 AM
Whoever you are, I will fucking find you and destroy you. You're a plague.

Rye
09-01-2009, 03:19 AM
Even I know that that is sick.

Oh, and just a reminder, anyone with any last minute secrets can send them in. I don't think I shall be posting every secret tonight, so if you can them in tonight, you'll be in! Any kind of secret, serious or fun, is highly encouraged. Be a part of our fun before it's too late for 2009!

Bunny
09-01-2009, 03:24 AM
POST THEM FASTER

rubah
09-01-2009, 03:31 AM
THe problem with that lapdancing one, is that we can't tell if it was /smug or :smug:

theundeadhero
09-01-2009, 09:05 AM
Or if :smug: or /smug is a boy or girl.

Rodarian
09-01-2009, 10:25 AM
Oooooo the email post is hilarious! Stupid Ex lol ...

Whoever you are should be lucky that he ain't found anyone! LOL

Shlup
09-01-2009, 11:07 AM
Is that it?? I've been gone all night and that's all that's posted??

They're good so far though.

Rodarian
09-01-2009, 11:20 AM
Is that it?? I've been gone all night and that's all that's posted??

They're good so far though.

Rye did say she'll post more later....But I do want to see some scandalous ones too!

Aerith's Knight
09-01-2009, 11:32 AM
The Halo 3 one is scandalous enough, I'd say!

Rye
09-01-2009, 12:14 PM
I'm posting them slowlyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Drawing it outtttt.

Maybe then, no one will know how few secrets I've received. :cry::cry::cry:

Have another. ;)

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/narcissism.jpg

Rantz
09-01-2009, 12:23 PM
Everyone is pretty on the inside!

Rodarian
09-01-2009, 12:30 PM
Everyone is pretty on the inside!

Clearly you have not met my campus Dean of Design....


She's a :ursula: on the outside and a piece of :meatwad: in the inside

Unbreakable Will
09-01-2009, 01:01 PM
Personally it disturbs me to know that there are objective playing people on this forum. And until I learn the identity of the car lapdancer I will not feel safe upon the road. Honestly, who does that in a moving car? ;D

Rodarian
09-01-2009, 01:10 PM
I will not feel safe upon the road. Honestly, who does that in a moving car? ;D

*shyly raises hand*....


.....In case you should know, I only dance when I'm in the sexy mood...

Rye
09-01-2009, 01:33 PM
Have another secret!


http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/6890/bartcheat.gif

"I once cheated on a science exam. Too bad I wasn't sitting near someone smart."

Jiro
09-01-2009, 01:40 PM
Cheating is for chumps :colbert:

Breine
09-01-2009, 03:07 PM
I like the secrets so far! Are we only gonna have one round of Post Secret this time around?

Shiny
09-01-2009, 09:26 PM
Oops, I wanted to do one of these. Maybe I can still send something in? xD


Have another~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/PUMPKINPIE2.jpg


Remind me not to ride in this person's car.



Whoever you are, I will smurfing find you and destroy you. You're a plague.
It's probably you. :colbert:

Psychotic
09-01-2009, 09:34 PM
Whoever you are, I will smurfing find you and destroy you. You're a plague.
It's probably you. :colbert:You know how we're friends?

Well, now we're not. :doublecolbert:

Aerith's Knight
09-01-2009, 09:44 PM
Whoever you are, I will smurfing find you and destroy you. You're a plague.
It's probably you. :colbert:You know how we're friends?

Well, now we're not. :doublecolbert:

He lies! I saw him grab a flag once. :shifty:

Mogi
09-01-2009, 10:22 PM
At first, I kinda WTF'ed at the highway lapdance secret, but I think it's probably the best one so far.
XD

Caraliz
09-01-2009, 11:48 PM
i just don't have any interesting secrets. sorry, rye. unless you want me to make one up. :bigsmile:

Rye
09-01-2009, 11:56 PM
Thanks for the patience, guys. :bigsmile:

Have another!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/aadd.jpg

Madame Adequate
09-02-2009, 03:42 AM
Well, whether it's just you or not, trouble concentrating to the degree risking death is probably something to see a doctor about!

Rye
09-02-2009, 03:44 AM
This made me laugh (in a good way, secret-sender, not mocking!) when I saw it! It's so well made!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/piled-1.png

Yar
09-02-2009, 04:33 AM
Where's my secret? :(

Unbreakable Will
09-02-2009, 05:20 AM
Well we can rule Yar out...or can we? o.O I bet it was the Del Murder one...>.>

Rodarian
09-02-2009, 05:26 AM
Post my secret of someone too..Granted its not text riddled but the pic will surely shock and embarass someone here!!

Aerith's Knight
09-02-2009, 07:13 AM
Begin the speculation on who it might be.

Rodarian
09-02-2009, 07:51 AM
Wel first off the lap dancing bit is for sure Rantz.....

Psy would be the Halo 3 player! :Eek:

Breine
09-02-2009, 09:06 AM
This made me laugh (in a good way, secret-sender, not mocking!) when I saw it! It's so well made!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/piled-1.png

Heheh, that's cute.

Jiro
09-02-2009, 01:22 PM
I think it was Del Murder. Not the one in the fantasy, the one having the fantasy! Unless he was fantasising about himself. Which is kinda weird. I'm going to shut up now. :|

Rodarian
09-02-2009, 01:26 PM
I think it was Del Murder. Not the one in the fantasy, the one having the fantasy! Unless he was fantasising about himself. Which is kinda weird. I'm going to shut up now. :|

Call me a vain and narcissistic but sometimes in my dream....I'm doing questionable things with my clone.... :Eek:

Madame Adequate
09-02-2009, 03:33 PM
I'm 99.8% sure this is Psy, and it is about Loony BoB.

Quindiana Jones
09-02-2009, 03:39 PM
It can't be, MILF. Psy still has sexual fantasies about BoB.

Rye
09-02-2009, 04:21 PM
I get a feeling (and this is 100% a guess, because remember, aside for one or two of these secrets that have been PM'd to me, they're completely anonymous) that Del Murder secret is about Rantzien, for some reason!

Here is a new secret or two:

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/narcissistic_personality_disorder.jpg

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecret-flirt.jpg

Caraliz
09-02-2009, 04:28 PM
I get the feeling that Rantzien made the secret. :bigsmile:

Rye
09-02-2009, 05:52 PM
=o!

Psychotic
09-02-2009, 08:54 PM
I spent a long time looking at the second one trying to understand the relevance of the background picture. And then I got it! One-Eyed Monster!

Rye
09-02-2009, 09:03 PM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/love.jpg

Psychotic
09-02-2009, 09:19 PM
Jojo always fucking tells me when I have viewed her profile. Obviously it is her, the creeper, although god knows who her object of desire is.

squiike
09-02-2009, 09:21 PM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/halo3jima.jpg

dead set worst person, you should be banned from the game. :mad2:

i dont get it? whats so bad with that?`i have never played it...but isnt that just like playing it as it should be played?

Aerith's Knight
09-02-2009, 09:36 PM
BLASFEMY!

Unbreakable Will
09-02-2009, 10:02 PM
Oh dear, another infidel... kill him

Rye
09-03-2009, 12:52 AM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/Pregnantcopy.jpg

:o

Shlup
09-03-2009, 01:03 AM
I never got people who even considered abortion without so much as telling the father that you plan to kill his baby. Not judging, just saying I don't understand it.

Seraphic
09-03-2009, 02:10 AM
I feel like it's ultimately her decision since it's her body, but I have to question that if her boyfriend is 'incapable of love', why she is with him in the first place?

KentaRawr!
09-03-2009, 02:18 AM
So, I send you a PM, you make a picture to go with it, and people have to guess whose secret it is? :0!

Rye
09-03-2009, 02:20 AM
Well, people send me the secrets with the images or not! You could just send a secret without one if you'd like.

The point isn't really to guess, but it's hard not to sometimes! xD

KentaRawr!
09-03-2009, 02:26 AM
Hmm... I'm no good at making pictures.

I'll be taking my secrets with me to my grave.

Shlup
09-03-2009, 03:26 AM
The pictures can suck. You can use MS Paint over something you found on Google Images.

Rye
09-03-2009, 03:45 AM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/tumblr_korm5pWnun1qzlc6bo1_400.jpg

Shlup
09-03-2009, 04:07 AM
Well as long as it's a demon baby. xD

Madame Adequate
09-03-2009, 04:32 AM
The pictures can suck. You can use MS Paint over something you found on Google Images.

Hey, funny thing, look what Keith did:


http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/halo3jima.jpg[/SIZE]

Shoeberto
09-03-2009, 04:35 AM
In high school, anytime I'd walk by a girl who was pregnant I'd get this weird desire to just straight-up Falcon Punch their stomach. I don't really know why. But I can relate.

rubah
09-03-2009, 04:35 AM
I feel like it's ultimately her decision since it's her body, but I have to question that if her boyfriend is 'incapable of love', why she is with him in the first place?

well, the poster never said it was her boyfriend; just the father. Maybe it was a one night stand?

krissy
09-03-2009, 04:46 AM
71 and 78 should get together and work something out

i'm sorry that was in bad taste

Seraphic
09-03-2009, 05:53 AM
I feel like it's ultimately her decision since it's her body, but I have to question that if her boyfriend is 'incapable of love', why she is with him in the first place?

well, the poster never said it was her boyfriend; just the father. Maybe it was a one night stand?

That's true.
I really hope you'll be okay,OP, and make the right decision for you.

Bastian
09-03-2009, 06:49 AM
Call me a vain and narcissistic but sometimes in my dream....I'm doing questionable things with my clone.... :Eek:

Thanks for MY new fantasy. ;)

Aerith's Knight
09-03-2009, 07:25 AM
I never got people who even considered abortion without so much as telling the father that you plan to kill his baby. Not judging, just saying I don't understand it.

This.

I don't even know how angry I'd be if it happened to me. Not wanting to raise the kid, fine, but abortion without even mentioning it?

Rye
09-03-2009, 12:16 PM
In high school, anytime I'd walk by a girl who was pregnant I'd get this weird desire to just straight-up Falcon Punch their stomach. I don't really know why. But I can relate.

I get weird kind of impulses to do things like that when I really don't want too, sometimes! It's really odd.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postscret.png

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/ransom02.jpg

Jiro
09-03-2009, 01:02 PM
You could have used an image other than mincemeat. I feel queasy now xD

Rye
09-03-2009, 01:58 PM
One very interesting one, before I go to work~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn.jpg

Psychotic
09-03-2009, 02:00 PM
Wow I'd never think anyone who did that kind of stuff would be a member here. Makes you think.

I also love the smiley face on the pic on the right xD

KentaRawr!
09-03-2009, 02:11 PM
o_o!! Not mine!

Madame Adequate
09-03-2009, 02:19 PM
I also love the smiley face on the pic on the right xD

Qft, I love it.

Rantz
09-03-2009, 02:21 PM
=O interesting indeed! I'm very curious about that one.

Rodarian
09-03-2009, 02:27 PM
Whoa now That last secret/confession is a real doozie!!!


You know and this I will confess, considered doing a nude shoot....But then there are the 'what if' factors....Plus if I become super famous designer (I will remember all you lil ppl :D ) and those pics turn up....:Eek::eek:

theundeadhero
09-03-2009, 02:35 PM
When it comes down to it who cares if you get famous and they find some old naked pics. Unless down there is embarassing. It's not like anyone will be able to tell the real ones from the shopped ones floating around anyway.

Rodarian
09-03-2009, 02:42 PM
When it comes down to it who cares if you get famous and they find some old naked pics. Unless down there is embarassing. It's not like anyone will be able to tell the real ones from the shopped ones floating around anyway.

True to that!


FYI....I've got nothing to be ashamed about down there!!!:yellowkin :strut:

xXsarahXx
09-03-2009, 02:46 PM
Ive done nude photoshoots, the body is a beautiful thing, love it, embrace it :D

Rodarian
09-03-2009, 03:03 PM
Ive done nude photoshoots, the body is a beautiful thing, love it, embrace it :D

Lets do it together......


Not like that!!....Honestly I meant in an artistic way!!

rubah
09-03-2009, 03:43 PM
I never got people who even considered abortion without so much as telling the father that you plan to kill his baby. Not judging, just saying I don't understand it.

This.

I don't even know how angry I'd be if it happened to me. Not wanting to raise the kid, fine, but abortion without even mentioning it?

if you weren't copulating with the intent of procreating, I don't see why you would have to know. Except for the "oops, you smurfed up" informing factor. If it bothers you that badly, just find another girl to knock up.

I can see it in terms of "oh we're so close and I tell you everything", but idk, I don't get that impression from the secret :p

Marshall Banana
09-03-2009, 04:07 PM
One very interesting one, before I go to work~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn.jpg
Are those magazine pictures of the member who submitted that secret? =O

Breine
09-03-2009, 04:14 PM
One very interesting one, before I go to work~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn.jpg
Are those magazine pictures of the member who submitted that secret? =O

Could be :O

Some of these secrets are really interesting. This whole thing makes you really curious as to who sent which one in.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-03-2009, 04:16 PM
One very interesting one, before I go to work~

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn.jpg

Would it be inappropriate if I said the picture is hot? Cuz it is.

xXsarahXx
09-03-2009, 05:22 PM
Ive done nude photoshoots, the body is a beautiful thing, love it, embrace it :D

Lets do it together......


Not like that!!....Honestly I meant in an artistic way!!

:jokey::Eek:

Bastian
09-03-2009, 08:07 PM
When it comes down to it who cares if you get famous and they find some old naked pics.

What if someone like Kristin Chenowit or America Ferrara or someone whose fame depends on them being perceived as "cute" and "wholesome" had such a scandal? They wouldn't be able to find work anymore.

Caraliz
09-03-2009, 08:14 PM
When it comes down to it who cares if you get famous and they find some old naked pics.

What if someone like Kristin Chenowit or America Ferrara or someone whose fame depends on them being perceived as "cute" and "wholesome" had such a scandal? They wouldn't be able to find work anymore.
ahahaha that happened to one of the cheetah girls.

theundeadhero
09-03-2009, 10:12 PM
They wouldn't be able to find that particular line of work anymore.

Rye
09-03-2009, 11:54 PM
I get the impression that that IS their magazine photoshoot.

They have a good body!

And also, a new secret! Not too many left!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/PSTSCRT.jpg

Meat Puppet
09-04-2009, 12:12 AM
Evastio. Too easy.

McLovin'
09-04-2009, 12:12 AM
http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn.jpg

And to think I once let Levian rub my back! The filth he must have been thinking. THE FILTH! :mad2:

Evastio
09-04-2009, 12:12 AM
Bunny or Tavrobel for the new one.

It fits their personalities really well.

If I'm only allowed one though, I'll say Bunny.

Laddy
09-04-2009, 12:25 AM
Wow, these secrets are so...eye-opening!

Fonzie
09-04-2009, 12:46 AM
Evastio, neither Tavrobel or Bunny reads/likes Naruto.

Shauna
09-04-2009, 12:48 AM
Wow, these secrets are so...eye-opening!

I know. I wasn't expecting so many of them to be like... proper secrets.

But yeah, I second/third/whatever the idea that the last secret was Evastio. :greenie:

Freya
09-04-2009, 12:50 AM
Yeah that recent one is evastio. xD

Madame Adequate
09-04-2009, 12:59 AM
Nah, it's not Evastio. If it was, he'd be concerned with actually appearing. Being veiled and impossible to pin down as anything more than "that paranoid guy" doesn't really count. :p You wouldn't present a secretive person as a fake person, you'd present a fake person, actual and whole.

Laddy
09-04-2009, 01:51 AM
I know, who knew an EoFFer did porn?

Although porn is by no means offensive to me and I have no objection to it whatsoever, it's still suprising.

Rodarian
09-04-2009, 04:22 AM
Evastio and porn.....Hmmmm...... May we should search every single porno mag and see if its true...WHo knows...we may find other Eoffers in their sinful delights.... Oh we should keep lots of tissues with us...Just in case.....:tongue:

Rye
09-04-2009, 04:29 AM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb157/schnellybelly19/1e1ec3f7.png

There's someone at EoFF I think I have a thing for, it's silly because we've never met in person, but we are so in common in many ways, I want to tell them I like them and I hope they get the message! <3

rubah
09-04-2009, 04:35 AM
Just tell them, silly~

Rodarian
09-04-2009, 04:42 AM
I can see Rye's future sucess as an author.....


On the Bester Sellers list...



:colbert:"Confession and Secrets of the Rye":colbert:

Freya
09-04-2009, 04:51 AM
Roffle, the post secret thing is already a book xD This isn't an original idea rod. Just original to EoFF. :p

Tama2
09-04-2009, 06:15 AM
All this is so cute. Even the sex part. =D

Rodarian
09-04-2009, 06:59 AM
Roffle, the post secret thing is already a book xD This isn't an original idea rod. Just original to EoFF. :p

Well....We'll just publish our version!! Yea yea that could work!! ^__^

Aerith's Knight
09-04-2009, 07:18 AM
http://i211.photobucket.com/albums/bb157/schnellybelly19/1e1ec3f7.png

There's someone at EoFF I think I have a thing for, it's silly because we've never met in person, but we are so in common in many ways, I want to tell them I like them and I hope they get the message! <3

They?

...busy girl. :p

Bastian
09-04-2009, 07:30 AM
Haha, I think she was just using the gender neutral to protect anonymity.

Aerith's Knight
09-04-2009, 07:50 AM
It's always going to be a crush on a guy anyway, because no straight man would say silly.

Rodarian
09-04-2009, 09:27 AM
It's always going to be a crush on a guy anyway, because no straight man would say silly.

I resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!


(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:

Aerith's Knight
09-04-2009, 10:37 AM
It's always going to be a crush on a guy anyway, because no straight man would say silly.

I resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!


(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:

Calm down Lillian, this isn't something to get in a huff over and write about in your diary. Even if a man was to use it in daily life, he wouldn't put it like that in a secret.

Shlup
09-04-2009, 10:45 AM
You could have used an image other than mincemeat. I feel queasy now xD

I thought it was eraser dust. I don't think it's meat.

Would it be inappropriate if I said the picture is hot? Cuz it is.

That was my first thought too. xD

Evastio. Too easy.

lol'd

Rye
09-04-2009, 12:29 PM
We have another Post Secret message from Mr. Porn Guy. =O

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecretporn2b.jpg

Rodarian
09-04-2009, 01:40 PM
It's always going to be a crush on a guy anyway, because no straight man would say silly.

I resent that!! I call some of my female classmate 'Silly Birds' because of their ditzy ways... And I'm straight as any other regular bloke!


(Don't you dare bring up the hermaphodite incident!!) :colbert:

Calm down Lillian, this isn't something to get in a huff over and write about in your diary. Even if a man was to use it in daily life, he wouldn't put it like that in a secret.

*defeated* :eep:


As for the latest Rye 's Post Secret..... Whoa.... I had my doubts, now I'm too curious as a cat :cat: to figure which Eoffer is the porn star!

Psychotic
09-04-2009, 03:15 PM
Just tell them, silly~Okay. rubah, it's youbah!

No it's not really I didn't send that secret in oh god Hsu is going to rape me isn't he? I mean honest-to-god pin-me-down-in-a-back-alley and rape me. Actually that might not be such a bad thing...

rubah
09-04-2009, 04:35 PM
C'mere, you.

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-04-2009, 05:44 PM
I still say it is hot. :D

Lawr
09-04-2009, 05:50 PM
These are funny.


That is all.

Yar
09-04-2009, 05:52 PM
I bet it's rubah in the vegetarian porn.

demondude
09-04-2009, 07:03 PM
:shifty:

Mogi
09-04-2009, 08:55 PM
Wow, I never would have thought.
XD

Shiny
09-04-2009, 10:57 PM
I think I know who that porn one is of. xD

Rantz
09-04-2009, 11:00 PM
You can't see their nose in either picture, Shiny-shins!

Shiny
09-04-2009, 11:02 PM
I nose =o which is why I fixed that before someone commented but you did, quickster! I thought they were the person on the left in the right image at first. I still think I know who it is regardless.

Breine
09-04-2009, 11:03 PM
I think I know who that porn one is of. xD

:O

Mogi
09-04-2009, 11:19 PM
I thought the I like you, silly one was cute.
:3

Rye
09-04-2009, 11:50 PM
I think I know the porn guy too! And this comes from someone who has absolutely no idea who sent it in, even though I'm running this. xD

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/carcrash.jpg

Mogi
09-04-2009, 11:55 PM
That was poetic.
o.o

Shlup
09-05-2009, 03:36 AM
There may not be a ton of secrets, but these are quality. Hot damn.

Bunny
09-05-2009, 03:42 AM
I think I know the porn guy too! And this comes from someone who has absolutely no idea who sent it in, even though I'm running this. xD


Keep stressing that and people might get suspicious.

Rye
09-05-2009, 04:03 AM
I think we're just about at the end!

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/miniskirt.jpg

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/CaramelSecret.jpg

Shlup
09-05-2009, 04:08 AM
Both of these secrets brought me great joy.

Bunny
09-05-2009, 04:38 AM
I was going to send one in but then I didn't.

Seraphic
09-05-2009, 04:48 AM
Some sweet legs on that skirt ;3
And that craftsmanship on that caramel dance one is impeccable.

theundeadhero
09-05-2009, 05:09 AM
Oh, EOFF and boys in dresses. It's not every day you get to wear a dress! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-archive/15365-anti-guys-dresses-thread-d.html)

Rodarian
09-05-2009, 10:56 AM
For like ten seconds I really thought they were legs of some chica....Then I saw the hairs on the legs and thought, maybe she confessed that needed to wax.....Only then I read the note and saw those were legs of a man!:Eek:

Oh on a side I sometime wear a dhoti which esstentially is a sarong during summer days. Its quite comfortable I must say and certainly is cooling during those hot days.




Hahaha I would admit I practice dancing in front of of my mirror...

They say a gal likes it when a guy can gyrate his hips..Cause if he can gyrate on the dance floor he can most certainly gyrate in bed......


:jokey: Any gal care to join me in some 'groov'n'

Quindiana Jones
09-05-2009, 12:48 PM
I'm appalled and surprised that nobody has brought up the fact that there's a big, chunky dildo/turd in the "I kissed a girl and I liked it~" one.

Baloki
09-05-2009, 01:02 PM
:o

Madonna
09-05-2009, 01:24 PM
Could be a great deal of things including the backside of a chair, so I instead applaud your willingness to put your impression on the table!

The car crash one just does not sound very right when read; why does it hurt before it feels like everything is going to crash a burn?

Madame Adequate
09-05-2009, 03:08 PM
A chair? With that texture? :p

Rye
09-05-2009, 03:22 PM
I hadn't noticed that! I'm inclined to hope it's a chair, because that's a really awful color for a sex toy. D:

Last secret. Ready?

http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7606/lomomediumvignette.jpg

Thank you everyone for participating and reading these. These were reaaaaally juicy secrets! :bigsmile:

krissy
09-05-2009, 04:00 PM
I'm appalled and surprised that nobody has brought up the fact that there's a big, chunky dildo/turd in the "I kissed a girl and I liked it~" one.

huh

EXCUSE ME SUBMITTER
photo series that you used in .rar plz?

demondude
09-05-2009, 04:20 PM
Will you be hosting another one?

Jessweeee♪
09-05-2009, 05:02 PM
I like the caramel dance one.

aquatius
09-05-2009, 05:34 PM
The one I sent in wasn't shown...

Shauna
09-05-2009, 07:16 PM
Now we know one that is yet to appear belongs to gyrus! :D

Mogi
09-05-2009, 07:25 PM
I'm appalled and surprised that nobody has brought up the fact that there's a big, chunky dildo/turd in the "I kissed a girl and I liked it~" one.

Oh god, I hadn't noticed.
D:

Rye
09-05-2009, 07:30 PM
Three last ones (and that's it, no more submissions now xD). Now it's officially ttly ovar.

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/school.jpg

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/postsecreta.jpg

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/chinalol.jpg

I'll be hosting another one in a few months! Glad you liked it.

Mogi
09-05-2009, 07:59 PM
Woo :D
This was a really good idea!
I can't wait for the next one!
XD

Moon Rabbits
09-05-2009, 08:08 PM
http://img529.imageshack.us/img529/7606/lomomediumvignette.jpg

I think this any time I'm hanging out with someone who is really gossipy.

scrumpleberry
09-05-2009, 08:14 PM
It's obvious people wanted to get a lot of stuff off their chests. I really hope they feel better for it.

Rye
09-05-2009, 08:19 PM
Secrets: The cause AND solution to life's problems. :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones
09-06-2009, 04:01 PM
I thought that was bears?

I initially wrote "beer" for the Homer reference, but then made a typo. But I enjoyed the idea of a Bear Problem Task Force that I decided to keep it. :)

Breine
09-06-2009, 04:24 PM
The French paedophile one is kinda beautiful in a tragic and very perverse way.

Parker
09-06-2009, 06:40 PM
Dammit. I missed it again...


How long must i wait until i can reveal my eoff crush~~~

Aerith's Knight
09-06-2009, 07:09 PM
How long must i wait until i can reveal my eoff crush~~~

Seeing as it's anonymous, I'd suggest a different medium.

Mogi
09-06-2009, 07:16 PM
I was thinking the exact same thing about the HATEFUL secret. I absolutely cannot stand hanging out with gossipy people. I can't stand being around them at all.

We should give them to the bears.
:</>D!

Meat Puppet
09-06-2009, 11:39 PM
Wait, we’re supposed to be scared of China now? wtf, these things move too quickly for me.

theundeadhero
09-07-2009, 05:19 AM
I supposed to be scared of Jojee?

Laddy
09-07-2009, 05:26 AM
I will agree with secret-poster, EoFF can be really cruel and malevolent sometimes, often to fuel many posters' own egomanic agendas.

But I still love you.

Jojee
09-07-2009, 08:49 AM
I'm plenty scary :p

Nice secrets. :</>D

Rodarian
09-07-2009, 09:14 AM
That was really fun reading all them dirty little secret!;)

It makes you feel a warm and fuzzy knowing that we have some secrets to tell without anyone be wiser about it!!

I can't wait for the next one!! :hyper:


Me no scared of China ...Me just sacred of Chyna! 0_o
http://i41.photobucket.com/albums/e254/trance_awake/gggg/8df6c193.jpg

Quindiana Jones
09-07-2009, 09:21 AM
It looks like Brent Knoll is growing out of her arm.

Psychotic
09-07-2009, 01:31 PM
It's not what grows out from her arm that you need to worry about...

(just ask Shiny. She's got one too)

Rantz
09-07-2009, 03:35 PM
Yeah I know, that nose is frightening isn't it.

krissy
09-07-2009, 04:37 PM
why not just keep it open
post them periodically as they keep coming?
it doesn't seem like there was a huge turn out so it shouldn't be a big follow up if it's continuous

Meat Puppet
09-08-2009, 12:38 AM
I can taste my Atari.

Shiny
09-08-2009, 12:40 AM
It's not what grows out from her arm that you need to worry about...

(just ask Shiny. She's got one too)
I was waiting for it.

Rye
09-08-2009, 01:13 AM
I supposed to be scared of Jojee?

Her SEVEN DAYS picture scared me! ;_;