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KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 03:26 PM
Tell me your problems.

Psychotic
09-02-2009, 04:04 PM
Dear Kentarou,

I do not have any photos of Kentarou wearing a bonnet, and I would very much like to have some. Please help me with this.

Yours,
Psychotic.

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 04:14 PM
My apologies, young one, but bonnets do not go well with robes.

Quindiana Jones
09-02-2009, 04:18 PM
That's for Psy to decide.

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 04:29 PM
That's for Psy to decide.

Nuuu!!!!!!111!!one

Quindiana Jones
09-02-2009, 04:30 PM
What if he requested you in nothing but a bonnet? That way there'd be no clashing.

Psychotic
09-02-2009, 04:33 PM
You're not doing a very good job of helping me with this, Dear Kentarou. :cry:

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 04:37 PM
You're not doing a very good job of helping me with this, Dear Kentarou. :cry:

Sorry, Dear Psychotic, but bonnets are soooooo yesterday.

Caraliz
09-02-2009, 04:56 PM
Dear Kentarourouo:

I am hungry but there is no food in my house. I have no money. Well okay I have 3 dollars but I refuse to walk and I don't have a car.

Starvation is not an option. >:O

What is your professional advice.

rubah
09-02-2009, 05:02 PM
There's this boy at the ME dept that says my car is not pretty even though I have shown him three pictures where it is very pretty. GRR. How do I prove him wrong?

(telling him it got 35mpg (2mpg exageration) helped a little)

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 05:29 PM
Caraliz, I recommend you eat Rubah's car. Once you have done that, Rubah will no longer have to prove her car is pretty, as it will undeniably NOT be pretty once you're done with it! :D

Edit: Alternatively, you can eat something your neighbor owns and pay him 3 bucks for it, and Rubah can put a bonnet on her car.

Psychotic
09-02-2009, 07:20 PM
Where is bonnet?

Namelessfengir
09-02-2009, 08:26 PM
dear kent:

now that fonz is legal i want to drive down to texas, cover him with taco sauce then throw him over the wall for the beaner girls. my problem is thats at least 200$ in gas and whatever grief i get for throwing an american citizen into mexico.... suggestions??

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 08:45 PM
As the buddhists say, Psy, there is no bonnet.

My recommendation to you, Fengir, is to not drive to Mexico at all, since your goal is Texas. :D

Edit: Wait, I just got it. "Over the wall", not "On the wall". I take things too literally. :x

My advice is to get a cheaper taco sauce so the $200 fine isn't as much of a hit.

Crimson
09-02-2009, 09:12 PM
Dear Kentarou,

I'm in love with my cheese pizza, but I just cannot commit because I also have feelings for sunglasses.

What should I do?

Yours,
Crimson

Namelessfengir
09-02-2009, 09:15 PM
cryptic but i guess its helpful....

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 09:30 PM
Share the Pizza with your sunglasses, Crimson.

Zyphus
09-02-2009, 09:38 PM
Dear Kentarou

The lava in my room is hot, how can i stop the lava from burning my belongings so i can mate with their people and create an army to take over the world.

P.S the lava is purple with dark blue dots.

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 09:46 PM
Dear Kentarou

The lava in my room is hot, how can i stop the lava from burning my belongings so i can mate with their people and create an army to take over the world.

P.S the lava is purple with dark blue dots.

Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.

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Zyphus
09-02-2009, 09:50 PM
Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.

However, if i make my army's shoes with the purple lava...how will i make my army? i nothing to mate with to produce my mass of minions to enslave the earth :(

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 10:04 PM
Make your army's shoes with the purple lava.

However, if i make my army's shoes with the purple lava...how will i make my army? i nothing to mate with to produce my mass of minions to enslave the earth :(

Depends. What's your phone number? :jokey:

Zyphus
09-02-2009, 10:09 PM
Depends. What's your phone number? :jokey:

Well my number is 019... HEY WAIT A MINUTE! I'm afraid it seems you would not be able to produce the amount i need. i shall be taking my earth enslaving elsewhere. :twak:

KentaRawr!
09-02-2009, 10:15 PM
Your loss baby.:smug:

Quindiana Jones
09-05-2009, 12:39 PM
Dear Kentarou,

My friend, who we shall call Mr. K from Ohio, harbours sexual desires for my 5 year old son. He recently asked me if I would "lend" my son to him for £200 an hour. Now, my problem is that this clashes with my Big Plan. You see, I wasn't planning on whoring my son out for another 7 years, and was going to spend that time making him work out to ensure his popularity in the local brothels. However, £200 an hour is a sweet deal, and when you consider the fact that Mr. K has the stamina of a horse, it could net me some pretty major dosh. What should I do?

Yours libelously,
Quin

Rodarian
09-05-2009, 01:02 PM
Where did Dear Aeris go??

Was she stabbed by Sephirioth again?!:cry:

Rantz
09-05-2009, 01:59 PM
Dear Kentarou,

What's really under that robe of yours?

KentaRawr!
09-05-2009, 03:01 PM
Quin: Wait 7 years like in the original plan. Chances are, this guy will just abduct your son without paying.

Rodarian: Yeah, stabbed by Sephrioth. We'll go with that.

Rantzien: The same thing that's under Organization XIII's.

theundeadhero
09-05-2009, 11:01 PM
*Stabbity*

KentaRawr!
09-08-2009, 01:07 AM
UUUUUUUUUUUUUGH I'm dead.

JackNapier
09-08-2009, 04:01 AM
Well, damn. Who will help us with our problems now?

Blue Harvest
09-08-2009, 12:11 PM
Dear Kentarou,

A dire situation has recently come to my attention. It seems most people are oblivious to the threat that plagues this world of ours, and seem to think we no longer live in a fantasy world. Why, just a few weeks ago I was arrested for slaying a fearsome dragon with my +5 sword of bravery! I was fined 500 gold for (and I quote) 'causing criminal damage to a car' I don't even know what a car is! Please Kentarou, raise yourself from the dead and give me advice on how to snap everyone out of the non-fantasy world they live in before they are all eaten by a grue.

Yours worryingly,
BH

Caraliz
09-08-2009, 05:46 PM
has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like?

Rodarian
09-08-2009, 09:13 PM
Dear Kenatarou


I feel the urge to seriously wound another person.... All for :bou::bou::bou::bou:s and giggles....

KentaRawr!
09-08-2009, 11:28 PM
Sorry guys, I'm dead.

Meat Puppet
09-09-2009, 12:55 AM
Dear Kentarou. Lump on right testicle. What should I do.

Flying Mullet
09-11-2009, 06:47 PM
My dog is snoring while I'm trying to type. Help me!

Bastian
09-14-2009, 07:11 PM
Is there a Healer in the house? Quick someone get Rosa, stat. Or any other popular FF white mage will do.

Blue Harvest
09-15-2009, 09:41 AM
smurf a healer, all we need is a Phoenix Down.


Edit: I asked around and everyone wasted them on Aerith :(

theundeadhero
09-15-2009, 05:10 PM
If you want him to come back you have to breed the rainbow chocobo :rolleyes2

KentaRawr!
09-15-2009, 05:20 PM
If you want him to come back you have to breed the rainbow chocobo :rolleyes2

He should know, he's theundeadhero.

Bastian
09-17-2009, 03:08 AM
Actually, Kentarou now resides in Ganon's Evil Jar, according to the bizarre Zelda cartoon series from the 80s.

KentaRawr!
09-17-2009, 07:26 PM
Don't trust everything you see on T.V.

Formalhaut
09-17-2009, 08:16 PM
I thought You Were Dead!

Flying Mullet
09-25-2009, 02:01 PM
It is now. :(