Hi everyone

[Karl_Bonner_1982]

Just signed up. I probably won't be the kind who quickly amasses thousands of posts, but I'm glad to have registered.

[Wolf Kanno]

Glad to have you on board. ;)

[G13]

Welcome to the crew.
Party on Karl!

[Jiro]

Post counts are overrated. Quality over quantity Karl. Welcome to EoFF!

[Crimson]

We need a spam forum, so I can become the posting Jesus.


Oh, right, sup.

[Jiro]

We need a spam forum, so I can become the posting Jesus.

You're already there.

[Crimson]

My apologies, I was under the impression this was the "section for forum games that is totally legit and in no way an obvious troll bait" area.

[Zyphus]

Welcome to err....the void between sanity and insanity. pick your side carefully. :tonberry:

[Psychotic]

We can help you make thousands of posts, Karl. Believe in the Eyes on Program. Your family and friends will try to discourage you - don't listen to them, they are just jealous that you are moving on in life. Now, all we need from you is a small investment, say, 300 posts, and then you can grow into a self-sufficient poster who vacations in the Bahamas and owns a BMW. Reach out and say yes today!

[theundeadhero]

Hello.
Thousands is a lot but hundreds it good to start with in your first year.

[Tama2]

You make me giggle inside.

[rubah]

nothing wrong with ten thousands of posts8)

welcome to eyeson~

[Rantz]

Slowly but surely does it, Karl! Welcome, stick around :)

[oddler]

Quickly amassing thousands of fun is far more important. And fun. :choc2:

[Rodarian]

Welcome on board ya Bonny Lass!

[Freya]

Welcome to this place. :D

[Breine]

Hi Karl and welcome to EoFF! :)

[Quindiana Jones]

Stewie: What the hell's a bonner?

Hey Karl. Stick around. After your 1000th post, you get access to the porn forum at the bottom of the forum list.

[Flying Mullet]

Good afternoon, I hope you're enjoying your stay at EoFF. If you need clean towels, please contact the maid and Psychotic will be right up with clean towels.