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Yar
09-07-2009, 05:40 AM
Okay so my mom bought me a ring in San Francisco. Size 10. It's a shame that size 10 is TOO BIG FOR ME ARGH. :mad2:

So, I'm looking for ideas.

1- How can I make my finger bigger OR

2- How can I make the diameter of the ring smaller? Keep in mind, this ring is not made of metal.

Tama2
09-07-2009, 05:41 AM
What the fuck is it made out of?

Fonzie
09-07-2009, 05:43 AM
I like your fingers. :D

Meat Puppet
09-07-2009, 05:45 AM
put the ring on a necklace

Yar
09-07-2009, 05:55 AM
put the ring on a necklaceI actually said I was doing that but my mom said NO WEAR IT ON YOUR FINGER

CimminyCricket
09-07-2009, 05:59 AM
Finger push-ups to build girth.

Freya
09-07-2009, 06:15 AM
What is a finger push up? xD

Yar
09-07-2009, 06:22 AM
cock push-ups

Tama2
09-07-2009, 06:27 AM
YES

CimminyCricket
09-07-2009, 06:28 AM
cock push-ups

With your finger.

Bunny
09-07-2009, 07:06 AM
Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.

Zyphus
09-07-2009, 07:13 AM
smack it with a hammer till it swells up to the right size. wear ring, be happy and when it goes back down. repeat.

Yar
09-07-2009, 07:23 AM
Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.too small :(

Aerith's Knight
09-07-2009, 07:28 AM
Inject your fingers with botox, or grow fingers like a man by working, whatever seems easiest to you.

Bunny
09-07-2009, 07:31 AM
Wear it on a chain or get it resized or something. Or just turn it into a cockring.too small :(

the ring or the cock????

Tama2
09-07-2009, 07:32 AM
xD xDDD

Yar
09-07-2009, 07:33 AM
:mad2:

CimminyCricket
09-07-2009, 07:35 AM
pwned XD

Rantz
09-07-2009, 07:54 AM
Wrestle a bear. Things will work themselves out.

Crimson
09-07-2009, 07:59 AM
Wear it on your manhood.


Oh it's too small? Damn, then I got nothin.

Quindiana Jones
09-07-2009, 08:45 AM
Staple it to your face instead.

Jojee
09-07-2009, 08:47 AM
No seriously, what's the ring made of if not metal? :p

Quindiana Jones
09-07-2009, 08:59 AM
Plastic. Wood. Glass. You can make rings out of allsorts.

Fynn
09-07-2009, 09:12 AM
Wait a minute... A ten?! My girlfriend and I were buying some silver rings for ourselves recently. She's got really tiny hands, even for a girl and she wears a nine or ten (depends on the ring), while I have to wear a 26 0_o And I thought I had really thin fingers! Your problem intrigues me.

Um... I'm not helping, right? Er... You should get it resized. Or, if it isn't big enough to accidentally slide down your finger, just wear it.

Jojee
09-07-2009, 09:14 AM
Pretty sure you're talking about different kinds of sizes here because I've never heard of a size 26. :p

Rodarian
09-07-2009, 09:18 AM
Wear it on your manhood.


Oh it's too small? Damn, then I got nothin.

ROFL!!!!!



Go to a jeweler shop and ask them, maybe they'll know something and perhaps get it adjusted for you!

Fynn
09-07-2009, 10:29 AM
Pretty sure you're talking about different kinds of sizes here because I've never heard of a size 26. :p

Oh. OK, that explains a lot :)

Anyway, to me it's logical that if a ring doesn't fit your finger, the chances it'll fit your manhood are even slimmer!

Iceglow
09-07-2009, 11:09 AM
In the uk we use letters to signify size so I have no idea either. I used to have very slender fingers until I started working retail which built up calluses and hand strength so now I can wear men's rings but my mom can still use me to go shopping for my sister because if it fits my little finger perfectly it'll fit her ring finger perfectly. I haven't had any rings in ages. The best way to build up hand strength and muscle is to just have a hand excerciser I guess or to get a job doing retail/waiting tables

blackmage_nuke
09-07-2009, 11:25 AM
Have you tried wearing it on your thumb?

Jiro
09-07-2009, 11:43 AM
My knuckles are huge but my fingers are skinny which makes it impossible to wear rings.

Slothy
09-07-2009, 12:16 PM
My knuckles are huge but my fingers are skinny which makes it impossible to wear rings.

There'd have to be a pretty huge size differential for it to be anything other than mildly uncomfortable. I have the same problem, though it's not that bad. The wedding ring moves around a bit sometimes but I'm used to it now. Getting used to it on the other hand took quite a while seeing as I never wore a ring before.

As for fattening up the fingers, take up guitar. I'm 4" taller than my dad and about 50 lbs. heavier at the moment yet his fingers have always been thicker than mine, even though mine are longer. Either he just grew that way or it's the years of guitar. Worst case scenario, your fingers will stay the same size, but you can impress chicks with some emo crooning.

Rodarian
09-07-2009, 12:47 PM
My phalanges are also on the slim size and I tend to wear a size eight....I'm always thinking that my future wife and I will have the same ring size........:Eek:

Jiro
09-07-2009, 02:01 PM
My knuckles are huge but my fingers are skinny which makes it impossible to wear rings.

There'd have to be a pretty huge size differential for it to be anything other than mildly uncomfortable. I have the same problem, though it's not that bad. The wedding ring moves around a bit sometimes but I'm used to it now. Getting used to it on the other hand took quite a while seeing as I never wore a ring before.

You are right - it's just uncomfortable. But I really dislike that feeling of looseness, so either I don't wear rings, or I constantly switch them between my middle and index finger as they grow/shrink with the temperature (or is it the ring that changes??). The problem is actually lessening a little, so maybe one day I'll be able to wear a ring comfortably :D

Rye
09-07-2009, 05:40 PM
This conversation has me blushing and sweating. :aimblush:

Rodarian
09-07-2009, 07:53 PM
Is it because you want a diamond solitaire on that empty ring finer of yours....Cause if you do, please give me at least four to five months to scrounge all my savings... I'll come riding in a white mustang (the car ;) ) , and call out your name in most utter devotion....:love:

LunarWeaver
09-07-2009, 10:07 PM
If it doesn't turn you into the Green Lantern, I don't see the point anyway.

CimminyCricket
09-07-2009, 10:27 PM
If it doesn't turn you into the Green Lantern, I don't see the point anyway.

This.


Disregard all previous posts from me regarding this subject.

Caraliz
09-07-2009, 10:34 PM
pics!

Iceglow
09-07-2009, 10:50 PM
knuckles huge, skinny fingers. I think that you just need to develop the muscle to match your hands, work our some your bones shouldn't extend outwards from the rest of your body in any location other than the wrist, elbow, knees or ankles.

Caraliz
09-07-2009, 10:59 PM
put some play doh inside the ring? :D?

Quindiana Jones
09-08-2009, 09:51 AM
I have really thin, really small, really wrinkly old lady hands that are surprisingly strong and have weird jagged mountain peaks for knuckles. Themsa good fightin' hands! xD

Yar
09-08-2009, 04:12 PM
pics!I'm doing it this way, since I can't find my camera. Yay, webcam! :D

Caraliz
09-08-2009, 04:17 PM
They look average sized!

Yar
09-08-2009, 06:30 PM
Yeah but you have man hands.

My fingers are smaller than my mom's, and she wears a 7.

rubah
09-08-2009, 07:38 PM
My hands aren't very feminine. They're not big enough to be masculine though. My fingers are very bony so it's always a surprise when I touch the hands of someone whose hands are fleshy and soft.

Caraliz
09-08-2009, 09:00 PM
Yeah but you have man hands.

My fingers are smaller than my mom's, and she wears a 7.
I have piano fingers >:OOOO

G3ORGE
09-10-2009, 08:03 AM
You know what they say about big hands.....

Caraliz
09-10-2009, 08:06 AM
I think Justin wants to know what they say about little hands!

Quindiana Jones
09-10-2009, 11:38 AM
They make your penis look bigger.

Yar
09-10-2009, 05:09 PM
My penis makes my penis look bigger.

Unbreakable Will
09-10-2009, 05:25 PM
You know what they say about big hands.....
Big gloves :bigsmile:
I too have womanly fingers, they are long and skinny, and my ring size is an 8 1/2 to a 9... >.> I used to get called 'Skinny Fingers' by a friend of mine... come to think of it he was kind of a douche...;~;