PDA

View Full Version : squeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeal



rubah
09-11-2009, 04:28 AM
Arkansas Tau Upsilon
Pi Tau Sigma

International Honorary Mechanical Engineering Fraternity

September 10, 2009

Dear Prospective Member:

On behalf of the members of Pi Tau Sigma, we congratulate you on your outstanding academic record. Your dedication to hard work has placed you in the upper echelon of your mechanical engineering class, and we are pleased to inform you that you are being considered for membership in Pi Tau Sigma - the mechanical engineering international honor society. Membership is granted to eligible juniors and seniors on the basis of outstanding academic achievement and exemplary character.

robble robble robble

If you have any questions or are interested in joining and cannot attend the orientation session, feel free to contact us. We look forward to seeing you and hope that you will become an active member of Pi Tau Sigma.

Sincerely,

S. Clark, President

J. Morfa, Pledge Trainer

R. J. Couvillion, Faculty Advisor
Arkansas Tau Upsilon Chapter




yaaaaay résumé padding!

Gotten any good e-mails, lately?

Tavrobel
09-11-2009, 04:30 AM
"Echelon" is a great word. And no.

Fonzie
09-11-2009, 04:31 AM
Didn't read, hope you die etc. :shobon:

Yar
09-11-2009, 04:34 AM
The most exciting emails recently have been telling me that I have more student loans now.

Meat Puppet
09-11-2009, 05:01 AM
got emailed tits so I guess I win

Vermachtnis
09-11-2009, 05:23 AM
I got an amusing email from my "someone" at my "bank." They spelled my name "brendon" and didn't even use the shift key. I think it was from this prince from this country I never heard of who was trying to give me 500000 of his money.

guffman
09-11-2009, 06:40 AM
Brett21mathew off what I've seen that's Singapore which is still our 17th, they trying to release it in sync with American time methinksEVERYONE PLEASE STAY ON CNNScoddie thanks man

that is a quote from my inbox, great spam nowadays.

Rodarian
09-11-2009, 06:57 AM
No good news mail..Just a forward that my dad sent me indicating that Red Bull is bad for you....Never even touched that stuff to begin with *shrugs*

The Summoner of Leviathan
09-11-2009, 07:28 AM
An e-mail confirming that my application for a new job has been submitted? :D *Crosses fingers*

Jessweeee♪
09-11-2009, 07:37 AM
I got a new picture of this really neat-o guy to stick on my phone o:

Peegee
09-11-2009, 01:38 PM
Come join in as Aeroplan® celebrates 25 years of rewarding valued members like you! Starting September 14, you can take advantage of some very special offers, but we can't tell you what they are just yet! Some participating partners are shown below but there are many more.

Watch your email for details. The celebration is starting soon.

Happy earning,
The Aeroplan Team

Rye
09-11-2009, 02:31 PM
RE: Panda Bamboo Mirror

by timssally
hi. it has been shipped.

thanks for your patience :-)

Yay!

Nothing else, besides an email from my school saying they've received the small grant whatever thing that I've earned.

But that's kind of meh, because I get virtually nothing for Financial Aid besides the headache of filling the thing myself because my Mom is hopeless at doing it and when my Dad tries to do it, he tries to lie and lower our income by quite a bit (idiot xD) so we'll get more. I seriously wonder how they lived before me.

Aerith's Knight
09-11-2009, 02:55 PM
They've finally figured out how to make pen!s biggr. If only I could decifer the actual message.

Bunny
09-11-2009, 03:57 PM
Just emails wanting to make my penis and tits bigger and offer me free donkey shows.

Unbreakable Will
09-11-2009, 04:57 PM
got emailed tits so I guess I win
Lucky bastard, all I get is spam >.>

Freya
09-11-2009, 06:35 PM
Urm I haven't really got any good emails of late. Obama sends me mail? :D


Kaycee --

I just finished laying out my plan for health reform at a joint session of Congress. Now, I'm writing directly to you because what happens next is critical -- and I need your help.

~~~~

Thank you,

President Barack Obama

Well now doesn't that make me feel special :D

Flying Mullet
09-11-2009, 06:45 PM
I received an email that a friend is about to close on a house.



It made me smile. :)

Blue Harvest
09-11-2009, 10:19 PM
I got an email from phones4u telling me my phone had been dispatched and I'd recieve it the next working day :D

Aerith's Knight
09-11-2009, 11:25 PM
Congratulations as we bring to your notice your Senate Donation Grant from
the office of the senate. Your email address attached drew the lucky winning
number and you have emerge the beneficiary of $800.000.00 USD(Eight Hundred
Thousand Dollars) in cash credited to code number (M17269). Be inform that
your Donation funds of $800.000.00 USD has been deposited in our affiliated
bank. You are advice to go ahead and contact the bank for the transfer of
your total funds which by now has already been encoded in a bank transfer
code (M17269).

CONTACT DETAILS TO THE BANK:
BANK NAME:Oceanic Bank International PLC
BANK ADDRESS:14th Floor 51/55 Broad Street , P. M.B 12147 Lagos State-Nigeria.
DEPARTMENT: Accounts Department.
FINICIAL/PUBLIC RELATION MANAGER: Rev. Morgan Walter

EMAIL: rev.morganwalter2@8u8.hk

PROVIDE THE BANK WITH THE BELOW DETAILS FOR TRANSFER PROCEEDINGS:
================================
[1]. Full Names:
[2]. Home Address:
[3]. Age:[4]. Sex:
[5]. Occupation:
[6]. Phone Number:
[7]. Nationality:

Remember that after they must have opened up a new bank account for you. You
will then be able to login and transfer your money from online to your
country.

Kindest Regards,
(Sen). David Mark
Senate President.

All my dreams have come true.

Not to mention this:


Diese Angebot dauert nicht lange, reagieren sie schnell! Software abkaufen und die Haelfte bezahlen! D33W-9399 eintippen.

Juhuuu! Ich habe neue Website endeckt, wo ich super guenstig Software gekauft habe! Die Typen kennen sich echt aus! Kauf und denk nicht zuviel nach!

EuroSoftware (link)

The Space Pope
09-14-2009, 06:50 AM
I got an exciting email form a Nigerian woman that will allow me to make millions of dollars and all I have to do is send her a few thousand for the initial investment to secure some bank transactions

I'm so excited guys

Breine
09-14-2009, 10:02 AM
I never get any good emails :(

Araciel
09-14-2009, 10:16 AM
Nope.