Ahoy there ye gentle men o' fortune!

[Timekeeper]

This Saturday be Talk Like a Pirate Day!
This here landlubber truly be a corsair at hearrt an'll be celebratin, so will ye be joinin in on th' festivities an' speakin' in the tongue o' pirates?

Arrr!

[Psychotic]

Oh, looks like fun. Let me try:

Ahoy there, chaps! Awfully choppy on the seas today, eh? Never mind, stiff upper lip and all that, what what. Tally ho!

[Marshall Banana]

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/f544_1.jpg

[Old Manus]

Copyright has never been of net benefit to society, but instead serves to enrich a few at the expense of creativity! I AM NOT A THIIIEEEEEFFF :mad2:

[rubah]

Iff'n my capt'n reminds this blubberin' heart.

[rubah]

Oh, looks like fun. Let me try:

Ahoy there, chaps! Awfully choppy on the seas today, eh? Never mind, stiff upper lip and all that, what what. Tally ho!

Sir Francis Drake?!!?!

[Rantz]

Evastio!

[Bunny]

This is stupid.

[Timekeeper]

Of course it is Bunny, that's the point!

Being an idiot, acting like a pirate and praising the almighty FSM is what this day is all about.

[G13]

Evastio!

xD Noice!

[Blue Harvest]

Oh, looks like fun. Let me try:

Ahoy there, chaps! Awfully choppy on the seas today, eh? Never mind, stiff upper lip and all that, what what. Tally ho!

That's more british than pirate.

Ahoy me mateys! I be needin' a new crew for me voyage to the island o' the damned. Me last crew died o' scurvy because I weren't feedin' 'em pr'ply. I were s'posed to get 'em some oranges but I thought cheetos would work 'cause they're orange too.

[Psychotic]

All the decent pirates were British anyway. Where's the beef? You one of those sissy L'Olonnais or Roc Brasiliano fans?

[Unbreakable Will]

Gimme yo gold nukkaaaa...ahem sorry, let me try that again.
Arrr surrender yer booty!

[Rodarian]

Oye ye all Scallywags! If ye be ask'n a parely , it better be a good one...Or else off to Davey Jone's locker!!! Arrgh! :monocle:

[Freya]

AVAST me harties. To'ay is the day! Speak like a pirate and we may not make ye walk da plank!

[nik0tine]

Fuck no.

[Sir Lancealot]

No! The question is: who art you, ham-planks!? Shanks! I meant shanks!

[rubah]

I watched the second pirates of the caribbean last night in honor of today.

[Baloki]

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!

[Baloki]

Avast me hearties, spice the mainbrace! Haul the anchor, we have some lootin' to do!

[Baloki]

Y'AR, what is that I see off the port bow? Be it the good ship Eyes on? Lads, prepare to board! We be feasting on avatars tonight!

[Baloki]

*raises the pirate flag and draws his sword*

Arm the cannons and FIRE!

[Baloki]

*swings aboard and begins swashbuckling!*

[Baloki]

YouTube - Monkey Island - A Pirate I was Mean't to Be (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-9my0tsutw&feature=player_embedded)

[Yar]

yar

[Madame Adequate]

Real pirates don't care particularly for being told how to act. :colbert:

[aquatius]

YouTube - You Are a Pirate (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jbq_1Wy70rE)