Formalhaut
09-17-2009, 10:01 PM
Picture this:
It was a dark and stormy night, and you are waiting anxiously for the thrilling finale of [Insert T.V Programme Here] to start. Its 7pm, but the T.V programme you have devoted your whole 7 weeks over is on at 10pm oh the humanity!!!
You have nothing else to do, your mind is racing, who'll die next? Will the killer ever be found? You can't go out for a hour, because its dark and stormy and you will get drenched but you can't take your car because the bloody engine won't start! And due to a well-precised lightning strike, the internet is down for some odd reason and you just remember that that is meaningless because your computer also happens to be kaput and stopped working (Jesus this guy has alot of problems to sort out)
So you decide to read a book, but you remember that you've already remembered that you've read the two books you own a dozen times over and that would be worse than waiting! You fear also that if you sleep you may oversleep and miss it!
You can't call anyone because the phone lines are down, and unfortunately you also shake your head in disgust at the thought of your precious Gaming consoles having cola being spilt over them by the clumsy wife (Dumb Broade). And for the T.V itself? It managed to stay working however nothings on, apart from a few reruns of Friends you've seen a million times.
What will this poor chap do? Everything he could use is either broken or down, and he can't have some pleasure time with his wife to pass the time because shes gone away for the weekend!
Please give this Poor chap a donation of one nice suggestion per month. Pretty Please! You'll get a free Poor Chap teddy bear and a certificate with the Poor Chap's Face and short message from the Poor Chap himself which has been photocopied a thousand times.
And if you insist on cookies... you get a half eaten one.. :cookie:
Any Donation Will Help
Thank You
The PCF
The Poor Chap Foundation
It was a dark and stormy night, and you are waiting anxiously for the thrilling finale of [Insert T.V Programme Here] to start. Its 7pm, but the T.V programme you have devoted your whole 7 weeks over is on at 10pm oh the humanity!!!
You have nothing else to do, your mind is racing, who'll die next? Will the killer ever be found? You can't go out for a hour, because its dark and stormy and you will get drenched but you can't take your car because the bloody engine won't start! And due to a well-precised lightning strike, the internet is down for some odd reason and you just remember that that is meaningless because your computer also happens to be kaput and stopped working (Jesus this guy has alot of problems to sort out)
So you decide to read a book, but you remember that you've already remembered that you've read the two books you own a dozen times over and that would be worse than waiting! You fear also that if you sleep you may oversleep and miss it!
You can't call anyone because the phone lines are down, and unfortunately you also shake your head in disgust at the thought of your precious Gaming consoles having cola being spilt over them by the clumsy wife (Dumb Broade). And for the T.V itself? It managed to stay working however nothings on, apart from a few reruns of Friends you've seen a million times.
What will this poor chap do? Everything he could use is either broken or down, and he can't have some pleasure time with his wife to pass the time because shes gone away for the weekend!
Please give this Poor chap a donation of one nice suggestion per month. Pretty Please! You'll get a free Poor Chap teddy bear and a certificate with the Poor Chap's Face and short message from the Poor Chap himself which has been photocopied a thousand times.
And if you insist on cookies... you get a half eaten one.. :cookie:
Any Donation Will Help
Thank You
The PCF
The Poor Chap Foundation