How long can you last?

[NeoCracker]

I give you the music endurance challange. This is a list comprised to horrid, horrid music. And the goal is to listen to each and every song on the list, nonstop. And man, I got some horrid songs.

There is some swearing, though i avoided putting in any really bad songs in that regard. :p


1. YouTube - brokeNCYDE "Freaxxx" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0)
2. YouTube - ElectroVamp - I Don't Like The Vibe In The VIP: Clean version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFeGRy2bl8)
3. YouTube - Attention Whore-Rusko Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjaZEu7DN0Q&feature=PlayList&p=C0C0DDFEF722933D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=28)
4. YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58&feature=player_embedded)
5. YouTube - Dyzaboys-Nekeca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwwatPktvQ&feature=player_embedded#t=32)
6. YouTube - Black Out - "Video Games" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=player_embedded)
7. YouTube - Jizz In My Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related)
8. YouTube - WWE Zack Ryder full theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TlGSce6wSc)
9. YouTube - R.O.O.S. - Instant Moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ClZ2yMrcmI&feature=channel)
10. YouTube - Little Wings - Mark Gormley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw)

Alright, lets get this list bigger people! :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty music FTW!

[Formalhaut]

OMFG those songs are f-ing terrible!!!!!






:Eek:

[Aydin]

GAAH! I'm in class, I so want to try this challenge when i get home!!!

[Quindiana Jones]

That's a rather personal question, Neo. ;)

Those poor girls at 2:00 on the first one. :(

EDIT: Number 5. "Adding comments has been disabled for this video." No bloody wonder. Jesus.

[krissy]

i thought you weren't really playing along until 5 and 6
everything else was managable, and not even that bad if you ignored the videos

YouTube - Little Wings - Mark Gormley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9J65j2GNzw)

YouTube - crazy frog (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkHm8uUuT0o)

[Bunny]

brokeNYCDE is my favorite band ever

[Shoeberto]

1. YouTube - brokeNCYDE "Freaxxx" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8F5YSA1Oz0) - I read an article about these guys. Well, really, it was about how The Warped Tour is going into the :bou::bou::bou::bou:ter, and pointed to this kind of stuff as the prime cause. It's so fucking awful. I hope they disappear off the map soon.
2. YouTube - ElectroVamp - I Don't Like The Vibe In The VIP: Clean version (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5QFeGRy2bl8) - Eh, fairly innocuous dance music... but then again, just about all dance music is bad if you're not into it.
3. YouTube - Attention Whore-Rusko Star (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjaZEu7DN0Q&feature=PlayList&p=C0C0DDFEF722933D&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=28) - This just made me uncomfortable to listen to. I don't know why.
4. YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ckMvj1piK58&feature=player_embedded) - It was really bad, but honestly... that's about par for the course for British rappers.
5. YouTube - Dyzaboys-Nekeca (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJwwatPktvQ&feature=player_embedded#t=32) - Okay, I had to stop watching this because I'm sitting in a public lounge and it was cracking me up xD
6. YouTube - Black Out - "Video Games" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpsbj0OoeNo&feature=player_embedded) - Oh god. I'm glad the "band" I was in at that age never made recordings. It would've been this. This also kind of strikes a nerve, because I remember the kind of rich, spoiled kids who would've done something like that - even though they were awful, their parents would spend beacoup bucks to make a fairly professional looking video, including a limo.

The worst things I can think of are some random things off of the old Rhyme Torrents - community created mix tapes of various nerdcore artists, largely up-and-comers. A point of contention was the overall low quality of the first few releases, mostly because there was no quality control whatsoever. So you'd get the occasional good track, like the awesome rock remix of Mountain Kind (http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc2/MC%20Hawking%27s%20Dark%20Matter%20Band%20-%2000%20-%20Mountain%20Kind%20%28featuring%20MC%20Frontalot%29.mp3), but largely you were skipping through track after track of :bou::bou::bou::bou: like this. (http://www.rhymetorrents.com/disc1/Ham-STAR%20-%2004%20-%20Off%20The%20Wheel.mp3) I guess the plus side is that I've never heard of Ham-STAR going on the Warped Tour, at least.

[scrumpleberry]

You can't not love to hate Rusko my friends and I have hours of fun with that guy and his mad choons

Also Nekeca was quite entertaining but no I didn't make it all the way through any of them

New endurance test!

YouTube - R.O.O.S. - Instant Moments (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ClZ2yMrcmI&feature=channel)

I was going to do cascada evacuate the dancefloor but a lot of people like that for some reason :/

Also this is better than little wings

YouTube - Without You - Mark Gormley (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87nkJquHnAU&feature=related)

[Shoeberto]

I forgot all about Gormley's antics. Actually, most stuff on The Uncharted Zone probably could fit in this thread, if not for the songs themselves then for the atrocious video editing.

[Kyros]

I'm pretty sure a month or 2 ago brokencyde was top 10 on the charts XD

Here's an awesome one woo woo woo (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TlGSce6wSc)

[Dreddz]

I just listened to the Brokencyde video. At first I was angry with the tune but I just felt depressed by the time it was over. They represent pretty much everything that is wrong with the world. I hope they quit now, for their own sake.


4. YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now - It was really bad, but honestly... that's about par for the course for British rappers.
While I agree Blackout crew are terrible, they absolutely do not represent British rap.

[NeoCracker]

I didn't add berts because that wasn't giving me sound, and admittingly Dyaza boys are bad, but the video makes it not so hard to suffer through. :p

Also, perhaps I could throw in some Chuggo and Millionaires so long as I give it a 'heavy swearing' warning? Cause thats some really horrid music that belongs here. :p

[Freya]

I don't like the vibe in the VIP is amazing. You have horrible taste cracker.

[NeoCracker]

Replaced Gormleys without you with Little Wings, because now that I listen to it, it's easily the worse of the two. :p

[G13]

#6 makes me want to harm myself.

[scrumpleberry]

but the music video for Without You is worse though :(

[Shoeberto]

I just listened to the Brokencyde video. At first I was angry with the tune but I just felt depressed by the time it was over. They represent pretty much everything that is wrong with the world. I hope they quit now, for their own sake.


4. YouTube - Blackout Crew - Put A Donk On It - Out Now - It was really bad, but honestly... that's about par for the course for British rappers.
While I agree Blackout crew are terrible, they absolutely do not represent British rap.
I kinda regretted generalizing as broadly as I did after I posted that. It's par for the course for British rap I've heard - though I should've remembered that one of the biggest problems with the genre with a whole is that the popular stuff is seldom the good stuff.

[krissy]

though I should've remembered that one of the biggest problems with the genre with a whole is that the popular stuff is seldom the good stuff.

nah the only brit rap i ever hear about here is dizzee rascal and the streets
like i wouldnt be able to name anyone else off the top of my head

[Momiji]

I'm pretty sure a month or 2 ago brokencyde was top 10 on the charts XD


People are retarded enough to actually like that garbage?

[Quindiana Jones]

Wasn't Crazy Frog no. 1 at some point?

So, yes. People are that retarded. And then some.

[Agent Proto]

I managed to listen to all the songs you listed without stop, and here are my thoughts to each song.

1. What's with all the screaming? No thanks to getting freaky. Basically the song is "Let's get freaky now!" repeatedly with screams in between. What a stupid and annoying song.
2. This song isn't that bad, but not something I would choose to listen to anyway. The video's not bad either, it's kinda like watching Zeldy and her clone.
3. Ugh, dumb song. Definitely a good title for a dumb :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty attention whore like Rusko Star. Don't like what I'm hearing at all. I want to smurfing punch this :bou::bou::bou::bou:face in the face so badly.
4. ...I like this song! What's wrong with you Neo?!? Put a donk on it! :D
5. This song is so horrible, it's funny. Most certainly one of those so bad it's good things out there. There's something awesome about watching two old bearded men dancing terribly. I love watching this video! *faves*
6. This song is a freaking punishment to listen to. This is why amateur pre-teen garage bands should not do music videos. Hate it.
8. It's not bad, but then again it's also not good. Not hateworthy though, just extremely boring.
9. I am confused. How is a song that consists of repeating beats cringeworthy? Beenn listening to this to find if it would get worse, but it simply went on with the beats, never getting better or worse. It's not annoying to listen to, so that was a plus.
10. ... I don't know. Not horrible, but then again I didn't like listening to the song very much.

I just realized you skipped 7. Btw, I wanted to stop while listening to song 6 but I kept on going.

[Quindiana Jones]

Here's one for you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related)

Oh, and yes. That is Justin Timbergay.

[NeoCracker]

Here's one for you. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4&feature=related)

Oh, and yes. That is Justin Timbergay.

I'm mixed because this is a song that should be amusing, but it's not. :(

And this is now my number 7. :p

[Aydin]

I don't care if this thread is dying! I'm adding my song to the list!!

YouTube - El Mudo - Chacarron Macarron- Crazy Music Video (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l12Csc_lW0Q)

[aquatius]

This is at least one of the worst Japanese songs there is:
YouTube - Wallpaper Slideshow to Kra's song Kodou. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yfFCOrwvAGU)

[Necronopticous]

Why do you need a list? Just turn on the radio.

[Jowy]

hahaha holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: that black out song is an abomination. if their testicles drop and they ever get famous, this song will come back to haunt them and send away any chance of hot illicit coked up groupie sex.

the fat polish men with impressive beards are awesome, and i like the lonely island. 8-)

in regards to brokencyde, i gave a little monologue in IRC:
[15:34] <+Jowy> that has to be the highest degree of trolling known to man
[15:34] <+Jowy> it's so terrible i'm amazed by it
[15:35] <+Jowy> what terrible production value
[15:35] <+Jowy> i've seen pornography with more work put into the effects
[15:36] <+Jowy> it's absolutely horrible
[15:36] <+Jowy> but it just draws you in
[15:36] <+Jowy> this perfectly summarizes most of the music to come out in the past few years
[15:37] <+Jowy> i want to clothesline the one in pink

[G13]

in regards to brokencyde, i gave a little monologue in IRC:
[15:34] <+Jowy> that has to be the highest degree of trolling known to man
[15:34] <+Jowy> it's so terrible i'm amazed by it
[15:35] <+Jowy> what terrible production value
[15:35] <+Jowy> i've seen pornography with more work put into the effects
[15:36] <+Jowy> it's absolutely horrible
[15:36] <+Jowy> but it just draws you in
[15:36] <+Jowy> this perfectly summarizes most of the music to come out in the past few years
[15:37] <+Jowy> i want to clothesline the one in pink

Quoted for truth.

[Tavrobel]

I lasted negative sixteen seconds, mostly because opening up that Brokencyde link would be a waste of sixteen seconds, and I have no desire to even touch the other songs.