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Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 02:11 PM
Sexual Intercourse is over! Thanks to everyone who participated, and a big round of applause to Timekeeper who managed to take no more than three steps in every round (even managing a two!). :up:

A special mention and a dozen kisses a piece to Guardian XIII, Rantzien and rubah, who didn't miss a single round. :love:

I'll see you all in the next game!

The Game:
I give you an article on Wikipedia. You must find a way to Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse) in as little clicks as possible. No, you cannot just type and search "sexual intercourse". If you do, I will know, and I will castrate your face. :bigsmile:

Scoring and Rules:
Your points are the total of all your clicks throughout the game. The lower the score, the higher the place. You may not try again in the same round. One turn per round. Each round will last as close to 24 hours as I can be bothered to make it. PUT YOUR ANSWERS IN SPOILER TAGS. This will, hopefully, reduce the chances of accidental cheating. Once this thread dies, the current leader will be crowned ultimate champion and will gain a coloured custom title of their choosing*.

If you enjoy finding funny/different/homoerotic paths, and want to add extra paths just for funsies please add [OOC][ /OOC] tags, and your post will not be counted.

Let's play. GAME OVER.

And go.

*You will probably not get a coloured custom title of your choosing.

Leaderboard
Timekeeper - 23 - 2.9
themagicroundabout - 3 - 3
krissy - 13 - 3.25
Raven Nox - 23 - 3.8
Rantzien - 37 - 3.7
Pureghetto - 4 - 4
Shattered Dreamer - 4 - 4
Tavrobel - 4 - 4
Guardian XIII - 40 - 4
rubah - 41 - 4.1
Agent Proto - 22 - 4.4
Balthier Rocks - 5 - 5
Kirobaito - 10 - 5
Seraphic - 10 - 5
Jiro - 27 - 5.4
Jowy - 21 - 5.25
Goldenboko - 6 - 6
leader of mortals - 6 - 6
Heath - 7 - 7

Leaderboard is arranged by score and then alphabet. It's not perfect. PM any improvements you can think of to me, and I will test them out. I am always thinking of new ways to adjust the scores to make them fairer. This method is not necessarily final. :)

Completed rounds:
Morph
Hagrid
Flotsam
Paper Clip
Foundry
Shade
Battle of Lewes
Melancholia
Island Arc (Journal)
Forum Game

Kirobaito
09-30-2009, 02:28 PM
Morph -> Gobbledegook -> Ronald Reagan -> Republican Party -> Federal Marriage Amendment -> Heterosexuality -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

(7)

Some of those steps can probably be taken out, but I'm too lazy to find out how.

rubah
09-30-2009, 02:59 PM
Morph -> Tate Modern -> Picasso -> Counterculture -> Sodomy -> Sexual Intercourse

I tried going through Free Love, but that look like four clicks. Apparently they have more than just sexual relationships!

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 03:07 PM
Scoring system edited.

Heath
09-30-2009, 03:14 PM
I had two attempts:

Morph -> BBC -> BBC Controversies -> Conservative Party (UK) -> Political Sleaze (UK Politics) -> Cottaging -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

(7)

Morph -> Stop Motion -> Animation -> Adult Animation -> Cartoon Pornography -> Pornography -> Sexual Intercourse

(6)

Top choice of Morph as the start article.

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Edit: Well done rubah. I tried going through Tate Modern but then realised how little I knew about art to get much further.

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 03:19 PM
rubah doesn't know about art, but knows plenty about sodomy.

Rodarian
09-30-2009, 03:32 PM
Monica Lewinsky-> sexual misconduct->sexual activity->sexual intercourse.

Sorry my bad..I didnt click on morph! I'm disqualified! T_T

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 03:38 PM
Umm...there is no Monica Lewinsky link in the Morph Article. :(

EDIT: I don't think anybody will mind if I let that slide. xD

Heath
09-30-2009, 03:53 PM
Err... I did it in one less than KB, so why do we have the same score? :p I only put the other one up there to show my original train of thought.

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 03:54 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, Kiro. :shifty:

Heath, if you post two goes I will take the worst one as your original turn. The rules state that it's only one turn per round!

Formalhaut
09-30-2009, 03:54 PM
Haha I think I got 6.

Morph -> Wallace And Gromit -> Body Language


-> Pleasure -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

If Sex counts, then thats cut to five. But it aint. So bleh.

Kirobaito
09-30-2009, 03:57 PM
I managed to get it down to four, but blast. I should have read all the rules before putting up my groping-in-the-dark answer.

Rantz
09-30-2009, 04:02 PM
5.

Morph (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_(character)) -> TV (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/TV) -> Social aspects of television (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Social_aspects_of_television) -> Journal of Sexuality Research and Social Policy (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Journal_of_Sexuality_Research_and_Social_Policy) -> Human sexuality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_sexuality) -> Sexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

Quindiana Jones
09-30-2009, 04:02 PM
I make yours 5, BR. And thanks for deleting your earlier post Kiro. :D

Also, whilst not an official rule, I should probably state that I can't monitor all your computers at the same time, and if you had 1000 attempts but only posted your best here, I wouldn't know. In fact, do it if you want. The more challenging the better. :)

Heath
09-30-2009, 04:11 PM
I don't know what you're talking about, Kiro. :shifty:

Heath, if you post two goes I will take the worst one as your original turn. The rules state that it's only one turn per round!

That'll teach me to try and score cheap political points through Internet forum games. Damn you!

Jowy
10-01-2009, 12:09 AM
Morph > Flash mob > Hipster > Bohemianism > Hippie > Sexual Revolution > Sexual Intercourse.

Seven. >_<

Seraphic
10-01-2009, 01:05 AM
Morph> Ashes to Ashes> David Bowie> Coming out> Sexual Orientation> Sexology> Sexual Intercourse.

I was hoping I'd get there faster with David Bowie,but no such luck :/.

Tavrobel
10-01-2009, 01:38 AM
Morph (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_%28character%29) > Morph (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph) (disambiguation) > Polymorphism (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_%28zoology%29) > Sexual Reproduction (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_reproduction) > Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

4.

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2009, 01:41 AM
I make it 5. I couldn't find a way to get from Morph (disamb) to Polymorphism (biology) without first going through the Polymorphism (disamb) section. Feel free to highlight my mistake.

Goldenboko
10-01-2009, 01:46 AM
Morph->Flash Mob->New York City->Five Families->The Godfather->Sex

Six.

rubah
10-01-2009, 02:01 AM
I came up with another way to do it in 4, but it's different from tav's :)

Kirobaito
10-01-2009, 02:02 AM
As did I. I wonder if ours are the same.

Tavrobel
10-01-2009, 02:09 AM
I make it 5. I couldn't find a way to get from Morph (disamb) to Polymorphism (biology) without first going through the Polymorphism (disamb) section. Feel free to highlight my mistake.

Morph (zoology) redirects to polymorphism.

krissy
10-01-2009, 02:27 AM
morph > bradford > assaults > sexual assault > sexual intercourse

edit: edit: edit: i just read the heath debacle and i think the game needs an ooc addendum rule where you're allowed to post funny paths

edit again: in fact since the 'rules' link is only a comic which doesn't talk about multiple submission to a forum game interpretation of this game, i think heath deserves his smaller score. it's not like he added another post after posting a path first.

G13
10-01-2009, 02:39 AM
Morph>Ashes to Ashes>Life on Mars>Sexism>Sex>Sexual Intercourse

5, unless sex counts. (Maybe sexism too? Eh... ehhh?)

Tavrobel
10-01-2009, 02:55 AM
I wonder if you guys realize that the game is based on clicks that result in new articles, not similarity of article names/topics.

G13
10-01-2009, 03:06 AM
Well sex and sexual intercourse is the same thing. I was just making a dumb joke with the sexism bit.

Tavrobel
10-01-2009, 03:12 AM
Ohh, no, no one is disputing that it was a terrible joke, but as we know, Wikipedia is all all-knowing collection of sentient thoughts that determines what is and isn't different enough to be considered one article. Therefore, we can conclude, that your joke and statement were both bad and factually incorrect.

leader of mortals
10-01-2009, 03:12 AM
I made it in 6...

Morph (character) - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Morph_%28character%29)
National Media Museum - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Media_Museum)
Batman Begins - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Batman_Begins)
MTV - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/MTV)
Same-sex marriage - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Same-sex_marriage)
Fornication - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fornication)
Sexual intercourse - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2009, 01:26 PM
Morph (zoology) redirects to polymorphism.

Yes it does. Updated.



edit: edit: edit: i just read the heath debacle and i think the game needs an ooc addendum rule where you're allowed to post funny paths

edit again: in fact since the 'rules' link is only a comic which doesn't talk about multiple submission to a forum game interpretation of this game, i think heath deserves his smaller score. it's not like he added another post after posting a path first.

OOC Rule updated for funsies. Heath still gets a bollocking because I hadn't invented the OOC Rule until now, and the fact that I had put the "only one turn per round" rule in before he posted. He can have the moral high-ground though.

Jiro
10-01-2009, 01:33 PM
If our scores are total throughout the game, then would you mind just giving me a 7 so I can join in without cheating?

I could, y'know, actually do this round, but I would probably just copy our leaders and get the smallest total :D

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2009, 01:45 PM
I should probably have people put their answers in Spoiler tags...

If you want to join in without playing, your score will be one below the lowest. Is that fair? Advise me people! This is my first game. :( This'll be what I'll do to start you off, if people object then I'll just take the extra one off.

Also, some of these chains are freaking brilliant. xD

Jiro
10-01-2009, 02:01 PM
Because my laziness is more dominant then my will to win, I accept your terms.

Quindiana Jones
10-01-2009, 02:24 PM
Second round is up.

Jiro
10-01-2009, 02:40 PM
Hagrid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagrid) -> Albus Dumbledore (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albus_Dumbledore) -> Mission America (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mission_America_(Columbus,_Ohio)) -> Homosexuality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homosexuality) -> Sexual orientation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_orientation) -> Sexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

I was worried when there was no direct link to homosexuality on Dumbledore's page, and it took a while to figure out which way I should take it from homosexuality. But I got there in the end. ;)

Timekeeper
10-01-2009, 03:20 PM
I also accept your terms, but I'll have to keep it short to stay in the game, nothing fancy here!

Hagrid -> Dog -> Canine reproduction-> Sexual Intercourse


EDIT: If I'm allowed, I'd like to not accept your terms, and instead add an entry for the first round, that way I don't get the major setback.

Morph-> Flashmob-> World Naked Bike Ride -> Nudity -> Sexual Intercourse

Jiro
10-01-2009, 03:26 PM
There I was, thinking I'd done alright. Then you come along and make me Mario again.

Although trust you to take the animal route :jokey: (totally kidding)

rubah
10-01-2009, 04:05 PM
lol, nice timekeeper

Hagrid -> Half-Brother -> Mother -> Mary, Mother of Jesus -> Virgin -> Sexual Intercourse

Jojee
10-01-2009, 05:00 PM
Interesting :o

What if "sexual intercourse" is all over the article but it's not linked? >:\

Rantz
10-01-2009, 05:38 PM
What if someone gets a good score in one round and doesn't participate in the other rounds? Their score will still be low unless you give them, say a score of one point more than the worst result of the round. Alternatively, you could make it so more points are better, and give participants a score of 10 minus the amount of steps used.

Hagrid (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagrid) -> Patriarch (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patriarch) -> Bible (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible) -> The Bible and homosexuality (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Bible_and_homosexuality) -> Sexual intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

:D

G13
10-01-2009, 09:15 PM
Hagrid>Saturday Night Live>Bill Clinton>Monica Lewinsky>Sexual Intercourse

4

Kirobaito
10-01-2009, 11:41 PM
Hagrid -> Orpheus -> Sex -> Sexual Intercourse

3. I think that's the best you can get on this one.

Jowy
10-02-2009, 12:49 AM
Hagrid > Harry Potter fandom > Slash_fiction > Erotic Fantasy > Cunnilingus > Sexual Intercourse.

themagicroundabout
10-02-2009, 12:51 AM
hagrid > expelled > rape > sexual intercourse pow!

Raven Nox
10-02-2009, 02:02 AM
Hagrid > Hangover > Nausea > Pregnancy > Sexual Intercourse

krissy
10-02-2009, 03:09 AM
hagrid > greek mythology > eros > (sexual) intercourse

Seraphic
10-02-2009, 05:23 AM
Hagrid>Lindsay Lohan>Lesbian>Sexology>Sexual Intercourse

Purely for the lulz.

Quindiana Jones
10-02-2009, 03:48 PM
ROUND TWO IS OVER. Game will be updated shortly.

Rantzien: Your method doesn't work, if I'm understanding it right. 10 - (amount of steps taken), every round. So it would currently be 20 - (amount of steps taken). However, Tavrobel, who has participated in one round, has 16, whereas krissy who has participated in two rounds has 13. If I continue with lowest score, then krissy looks to be winning, but isn't when it comes to Guardian XII, who has also participated twice but taken more steps.

Nor does it work if I add ten per round and go for highest score. All I can see working is to "punish" those who join late by giving them the lowest score plus one. But that seems a little harsh and will probably deter people from joining. Ack. Forum games are harder than I anticipated. Any advice would be appreciated, so we can get back to the game faster. :)

EDIT: OR I could simply make different categories. Those who have particpated in x amount of rounds into different leaderboards. Then, when the game ends, we have a big face-off between all those in first place. Or maybe first and second place.

Jojee: Sexual Intercourse is the page you have to get through. Sex doesn't count. If sexual intercourse is mentioned but not linked, then you'll just have to find a link I'm afraid. Blame Wiki. Or you could edit the article and make a link. xD

Timekeeper: I'm going to be a little harsh and not accept your first round entry. First round was over. On the plus side, now you get the excitement of dragging your score back down! :bigsmile:

Sorry for the delay, all.

Rantz
10-02-2009, 05:57 PM
You obviously would only add 10 points for the rounds a person participates in. xD

Person A plays rounds 1 and 2 and gets 3 and 6 steps respectively.
Person B plays rounds 1, 2 and 3 and gets 7, 6 and 5 steps respectively.
Person C plays round 3 and gets 5 steps.

Person A: [10 - 3] + [10 - 6] = 11 points
Person B: [10 - 7] + [10 - 6] + [10 - 5] = 12 points
Person C: [10 - 5] = 5 points

Person B has the best score because they participated in the most rounds, but not by much because Person A had better scores.

Quindiana Jones
10-02-2009, 06:09 PM
But then the best score is a bit rubbish, because someone who is a worse player is winning just by playing the most. This isn't Survivor! :D

Rantz
10-02-2009, 07:36 PM
Then just keep track of everyone's average scores. :roll2

Quindiana Jones
10-02-2009, 07:48 PM
Right. I've just thrown a second number into the scoreboards. That is (total clicks)/(total rounds played). I haven't implemented the 10- method yet. I haven't the time right now, but I will be experimenting with things (;)) tomorrow morning in an attempt to get the game started as close to 14:10 as possible. :)

Any additional numbers you see will be the outcome of different methods. This is so you can all have a look. At the moment, the mean method looks alright. Not super fair, in my eyes. I'd still prefer to get a total round leaderboard up, with different people in different boards, so I might try that out later.

Jiro
10-02-2009, 08:16 PM
I'm just here to play ;)

Goldenboko
10-02-2009, 08:26 PM
Missed the round, however. Hagrid->Dumbledore->Gay->Religion and Sexuality->Sexual Intercourse

Quindiana Jones
10-03-2009, 02:39 PM
Gragh. We're doing averages. Round three up! Sorry for the delay guys. Thanks for your tolerance. :love:

Jiro
10-03-2009, 03:16 PM
Flotsam (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flotsam) -> Flotsam (disambiguation) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flotsam_and_jetsam_(disambiguation)) -> The Two Towers (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Two_Towers) -> Gandalf (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gandalf) -> Sir Ian McKellen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_McKellen) -> Gay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gay) -> Sexual Orientation (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_orientation) -> Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

I don't even care that it takes a lot of paths, I didn't know Sir Ian McKellen was gay. That's disgraceful (for me not to know that is) xD

Timekeeper
10-03-2009, 04:12 PM
Flotsam -> Law -> Criminal Law -> Sexual Intercourse

Mine aren't creative, but they get the job done.

Jiro
10-03-2009, 04:15 PM
If ever we were to crown a king of forum games, I think Timekeeper would win the title. He always does well :mad:

Agent Proto
10-03-2009, 05:25 PM
flotsam -> crew -> organized crime -> prostitution -> sexual intercourse

That's 4!

rubah
10-03-2009, 06:23 PM
This was interesting xD

Floatsam -> Debris -> Roe -> Aphrodisiac -> Sexual Pleasure -> Sexual Intercourse

Jowy
10-03-2009, 11:31 PM
Floatsam > Debris > Medicine > Rectum > Vagina > Sexual Intercourse

Rantz
10-04-2009, 12:39 AM
Treasure trove -> Misdemeanor -> Prostitution -> Sexual intercourse (in one of the categories at the bottom)

krissy
10-04-2009, 12:46 AM
floatsam > law > criminal law > (sexual) intercourse

Timekeeper
10-04-2009, 05:06 AM
Haha nice Krissy xD

krissy
10-04-2009, 05:13 AM
lol i know!
i dunno what the rules on this are, i checked yours afterward. i'm a-ok finding something else though you got to the finish line first ;)

Timekeeper
10-04-2009, 06:58 AM
Well I don't mind, I trust you found it :)

I guess it's up to Grandmaster Quin to decide.

Raven Nox
10-04-2009, 09:05 AM
Flotsam > Shipwreck > Piracy > Crime > Rape > Sexual Intercourse

G13
10-04-2009, 11:32 AM
Flotsam and Jetsam>Law>Criminal Law>(Sexual) Intercourse

3

Quindiana Jones
10-04-2009, 04:45 PM
ROUND THREE IS OVER.

krissy
10-04-2009, 06:40 PM
paper clip > handcuffs > sexual bondage > (sexual) intercourse

Rantz
10-04-2009, 07:40 PM
Handcuffs -> BDSM -> Sexual intercourse

Edit: I figure this is gonna be a common path to take xD

Agent Proto
10-05-2009, 12:17 AM
Paper clip -> Atlanta -> Crime in Atlanta -> forcible rape -> Sexual intercourse

krissy
10-05-2009, 12:20 AM
Handcuffs -> BDSM -> Sexual intercourse

Edit: I figure this is gonna be a common path to take xD

i think so, but even then, we're still technically different!

Raven Nox
10-05-2009, 01:08 AM
Paper Clip > Friction > Lubricant > Personal Lubricant > Sexual Intercourse

G13
10-05-2009, 03:11 AM
Paper Clip>Handcuffs>Sexual Bondage>(Sexual) Intercourse

3

rubah
10-05-2009, 03:36 AM
Paper Clip -> Friction -> Lubricant -> Personal Lubricant -> Sexual Intercourse

Timekeeper
10-05-2009, 08:46 AM
Paperclip -> France -> Prostitution -> Sexual Intercourse

Haha I was going to go via the lubricant path as well xD

Jiro
10-05-2009, 11:07 AM
Paper Clip (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paper_clip) -> Lock Picking (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lock_picking) -> Burglary (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burglary) -> Sexual Assault (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_assault) -> Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

You early people took the path I would've taken xD

Quindiana Jones
10-05-2009, 05:54 PM
ROUND FOUR IS OVER. Original post updated.

Agent Proto
10-05-2009, 06:29 PM
Foundry -> Molding -> Plastic -> Latex -> Condoms -> Sexual Intercourse

Jowy
10-05-2009, 07:01 PM
Foundry > Magnesium > Plant > Latex > Condom > Sexual Intercourse

Rantz
10-05-2009, 10:25 PM
Factory -> Adolescence -> Adolescent sexuality -> Sexual intercourse

G13
10-05-2009, 11:54 PM
Foundry>Molds>Plastic>Latex>Condom>Sexual Intercourse

5

I'm sure someone else has this, it's like the only way I could find.

Raven Nox
10-06-2009, 01:08 AM
Foundry > Zinc > Reproductive/Sex Organ > Sexual Intercourse

Jiro
10-06-2009, 09:33 AM
Foundry (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foundry) -> Factory (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factory) -> Hierarchies (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hierarchies) -> Feminists (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Feminists) -> Pornography (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography) -> Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

Timekeeper
10-06-2009, 01:01 PM
Foundry -> Zinc -> Reproductive Organ -> Sexual Intercourse

Dammit Raven Nox! Beat me to it xD
This one was the hardest yet, as far as I can tell there's no other way to get three, I'll keep looking though...

Quindiana Jones
10-06-2009, 01:43 PM
I have no problem with matching results. Obviously, I can't check to see if you are cheating, but if you say you aren't I will trust your word. In a game like this, where everyone is trying to find the shortest route, it's highly likely that some answers will match. Don't worry about it. :)

Obviously, though, if you (one) do (does) cheat you're (one is) a massive goat buggerer. xD

Jiro
10-06-2009, 02:04 PM
Confound it all! I should've taken the shorter routes instead of checking for matches. xD

rubah
10-06-2009, 04:11 PM
Foundry -> Metal -> Cleavage -> Cleavage (breasts) -> Sexual Attraction -> Sexual Intercourse

Peegee
10-06-2009, 07:05 PM
Foundry -> Zinc -> Sex Organ -> Penis -> Sexual Intercourse

Quindiana Jones
10-06-2009, 08:40 PM
ROUND FIVE IS OVER.

Shoeberto
10-06-2009, 10:00 PM
(this is rubah, btw!)

Shade -> Light Pollution (Glare) -> Human Sexuality -> Sexual Intercourse

Rantz
10-06-2009, 10:10 PM
Light -> Aphrodite -> Eros -> Sexual intercourse

Edit: Nice one, rubah!

G13
10-06-2009, 11:59 PM
Shade>Sugar>Blood Clotting (Coagulation)>Mammal>Nipple>Sexual Arousal>Sexual Intercourse

6

Raven Nox
10-07-2009, 02:21 AM
Shade > Photosynthesis > Life > Sexual reproduction > Sexual intercourse

Agent Proto
10-07-2009, 07:17 AM
Shade -> Tropics -> South Africa -> Rape -> Sexual Intercourse

Timekeeper
10-07-2009, 11:49 AM
Shade -> Tree -> Reproductive Organs -> Sexual Intercourse

Wow, I didn't think it'd be that simple :-/

Quindiana Jones
10-08-2009, 03:34 AM
Round Five was over tonight at 8PM. Round Six will start at 8PM, 8/10/2009. :)

rubah
10-08-2009, 10:45 PM
I feel pretty confident about this 8)

Battle of Lewes -> De Facto -> Marriage -> Sexual Intercourse

Agent Proto
10-08-2009, 11:10 PM
Battle of Lewes -> Sussex Downs -> Sheep-rearing -> Triplets -> Insemination -> Sexual Intercourse

*shrugs*

The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 11:19 PM
missionary position

Raven Nox
10-09-2009, 06:01 AM
Battle of Lewes -> De facto -> Marriage -> Sexual Intercourse

rubah has this one as well but I swear I found it on my own! xD

Timekeeper
10-09-2009, 06:35 AM
Battle of Lewes -> De Facto -> Marriage -> Sexual Relations (Sexual Intercourse)
:mad: Is everyone going to go via this path?

G13
10-09-2009, 08:16 AM
Battle of Lewes>De Facto>Marriage>Sexual Relations (Which takes you to Sexual Intercourse)

3

Edit: God dammit! I thought I was so clever when I found this way.

Quindiana Jones
10-09-2009, 10:13 AM
Obviously I didn't think Battle of Lewes through haha.

Rantz
10-09-2009, 12:56 PM
May 14 -> Virginia Woolf -> Sexual abuse -> Sexual intercourse

rubah
10-09-2009, 07:47 PM
well, I like to think I am a trendsetter.

Quindiana Jones
10-10-2009, 12:27 AM
ZOOM. ROUND SEVEN IS OVER. Update tomorrow. Round eight starts at 2PM.

Quindiana Jones
10-11-2009, 01:54 AM
Umm...woops. Skipped a day so Quin could get drunk. Sorry. 2PM start.

Quindiana Jones
10-11-2009, 02:45 PM
Round Eight is up, guys. Sorry for the delay.

If it makes you feel any better, I was protesting against the EDL yesterday. :)

Timekeeper
10-11-2009, 03:05 PM
Melancholia -> Love -> Sexual intercourse

ZOMG! A two! I wonder who else will find that gem.

Quindiana Jones
10-11-2009, 03:38 PM
This is the problem with just picking random words out of my head, haha.

G13
10-11-2009, 05:55 PM
Melancholia>Disease>Sexually Transmitted Disease>Vaginal Intercourse (Which takes you to Sexual Intercourse)

3

Rantz
10-11-2009, 06:08 PM
Mania -> Hypersexuality -> Sexual intercourse

Edit: Nice one, Timekeeper. I had a feeling there was a 2-step way somewhere in this round.

rubah
10-11-2009, 07:56 PM
Melancholia -> SSRI -> Anorgasmia -> Sexual Intercourse

Quindiana Jones
10-12-2009, 06:11 PM
Round Eight is over.

Round Nine begins whenever you read the updated first post. :)

Rantz
10-12-2009, 06:41 PM
Japan -> Marriage -> Sexual intercourse (linked as "sexual relations")

rubah
10-12-2009, 11:27 PM
Island Arc (Journal) -> Japan -> Geisha -> Prostitution in Japan -> sexual Intercourse

DarkBahamut
10-13-2009, 05:20 AM
Don't know if I'm allowed to join but

Kobe Bryant -> Sexual Assault -> Sexual Intercourse

Another two way, that I hope no one thought of.

G13
10-13-2009, 05:46 AM
Island Arc>Japan(ese)>High School>Teenage Pregnancy>(Sexual) Intercourse

4

Quindiana Jones
10-13-2009, 10:16 PM
DarkBahamut - you can join, but only in the current round.

ROUND NINE IS OVER.

Round Ten will be the FINAL ROUND. It starts when the next update is completed.

Shattered Dreamer
10-13-2009, 10:49 PM
forum game - word association - love sickness - sexual intercourse
4 assuming I can join in the final round

rubah
10-13-2009, 10:58 PM
I found two that i like equally well:


Forum Game -> Role Playing Game -> Dungeons and Dragons Controversy -> Rape -> Sexual Intercourse

Forum Game -> Photoshop Tennis -> Pornography -> Human Sexuality -> Sexual Intercourse

Rantz
10-13-2009, 11:16 PM
Role-playing game -> Film -> Pornography -> Sexual intercourse

The problem with the average method is that I'm actually making my score worse by participating because I can't find anything better. That's the positive thing with the n-minus-steps method.

Jiro
10-13-2009, 11:29 PM
Forum Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forum_game) -> Question Game (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Question_game) -> Category: Party Games (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Party_games) -> Seven minutes in heaven (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_minutes_in_heaven) -> Making out (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Making_out) -> Foreplay (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Foreplay) -> Sexual Intercourse (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_intercourse)

I would've liked to bring my average down but rubah already posted the path I found xD
Cheers Quin for a great game :)

G13
10-13-2009, 11:50 PM
Forum Game>Word Association>Love Sickness>Love>Sexual Intercourse

4

Jiro
10-14-2009, 12:01 AM
I should've explored those other routes a bit better :/

Timekeeper
10-14-2009, 04:45 AM
Forum game -> Word association -> Love sickness -> Sexual Intercourse

Awww, I missed round nine due to a powerout, alas!

Quindiana Jones
10-14-2009, 10:10 PM
Final Round is over. Update tomorrow.

IXVI
10-15-2009, 04:05 AM
what do i do here?..;| if nobody minds me asking...you can tell me to go away and not be a noob if that's the case..

rubah
10-15-2009, 04:50 AM
you wait for the next game, I guess!

Quindiana Jones
10-15-2009, 10:11 AM
OP updated. Congratulations Timekeeper! And thanks to everyone who managed to join in on the most rounds. :D

G13
10-15-2009, 10:17 AM
:D I got first honorable mention. That's like second place!

In yo' face Pontus! :p

Quindiana Jones
10-15-2009, 10:21 AM
ALPHABETICAL ORDER! :mad2:

G13
10-15-2009, 10:23 AM
:cry: Must you ruin my fun?

btw Congrats Timekeeper!

Jiro
10-15-2009, 10:51 AM
Well done bro. *shakes fist*

Timekeeper
10-15-2009, 11:32 AM
Awesome :D

Thanks for hosting such an excellent game Quin, I look forward to your next masterpiece.

Shattered Dreamer
10-15-2009, 01:09 PM
Well done Timekeeper wish I had joined this game earlier:D

Quindiana Jones
10-15-2009, 05:05 PM
I'm glad this was so successful. I wasn't expecting it to do so well! My first game! EEEEE! ^_^