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Rye

10-02-2009, 09:07 AM

I'm My Own MILF has just turned 24.

Wish our favorite male MILF birthday wishes or incur...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v294/Auricom/hugerage.jpg

FULL LEPRECHAUN RAGE!

:bigsmile:

Marshall Banana

10-02-2009, 09:40 AM

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuxnLns6h7Q" target="_blank">Let's go!</a>

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/emoticons/Pikachu/pikachu_01.gif

Jiro

10-02-2009, 10:33 AM

It was a cold and miserable day when I first encountered Huxley. I was staying overnight in a small town, taking a break from my trip around the world. I was walking down the footpath, amazed at the density of fog, which was quite out of character for this area.

I happened across a small men's formal wear store, and being a lover of fine clothes, I stopped to examine an exquisite display in the store window. After a short while I continued my exploration of the town, but after no more than a half-dozen steps was I bumped into.

Immediately, I turned to try and see the culprit. "No doubt it was some punk kid," I said to myself, growling. "Come here and apologise!"
A small figure came towards me, his form hidden by the fog. To my surprise, it was a small man and not a child, donning a bowler hat. "Pardon me kind sir, I didn't see you walking there," he said, in an intriguing accent. He tipped his hat and continued on his way.

I followed him for a way, his demeanour and presence was magnetic. He suddenly rounded a corner I hadn't noticed. I quickly followed him, but when I turned the corner, he was gone. The fog had lifted slightly, so I easily noticed the envelope attached to the wall beside me.

Inside it read: "Jiro, one day, in an alternate, technologically advanced world, we will meet again. Until then, remember my name - Huxley Vannevar Hobbes. Until then, farewell."

I was quite moved my the letter, and made it my life goal to find Huxley again. But alas, I died and was reincarnated in my current form, too young and poor to afford to travel to his place of residence across the sea. One day my friend, one day.

Bunny

10-02-2009, 10:33 AM

ew robbing the cradle gross milf yuck

Rantz

10-02-2009, 10:46 AM

Huxley birthday to you!

Rodarian

10-02-2009, 11:32 AM

Happy b!!! ^__^

Heath

10-02-2009, 12:04 PM

Happy birthday, Huxley. May you have an excellent day and may death come swiftly to your enemies!

Slothy

10-02-2009, 12:47 PM

Maybe MILF and I can room together at the old age home?

Happy old age!

Blue Harvest

10-02-2009, 01:45 PM

MILF's an old man now. Soon he'll pass away and leave this plane of existence only to be reincarnated as God's hereto unknown second born son. Jesus will be jealous of his brother's fame and will challenge him to a fist fight. Afterwards they'll drink the pain away and awe local crowds with their ability to cure their own black eyes.

Happy birthday :bigsmile:

Freya

10-02-2009, 02:04 PM

Happy birthday!

Madame Adequate

10-02-2009, 02:15 PM

Rye: Thank you soooooo much! I'm sure I'll have a great day. ^.^;;

Monda: Go where, dear Monda? Are we going out for ice cream? :jess: Oh wait, t'was a link! Pika Pi~

Jiro: Hahaha :up: fgj

Bunny: Just call me the Cougar ;)

Rantzien: Rantz you very much!

Rodarian: Thanks dude, I will be sure to attempt to sex some women up today!

Heath: Thanks a lot! But... swiftly? You may be overestimating how merciful I am :mymelbert:

Vivi22: Oooh young people today. No respect I tell you. When we were young you had to invent computers, write a programming language, and write the game you wanted to play all by yourself. None of these Bliffy B's or what have you to do it for you! And t'Internet was two cans and a piece of string if you were lucky. Otherwise you'd 'ave to run across the farm to your friend's house and deliver a punch card in person, and the punch card was made of old newspapers that had been acquired from t'chippy. /Yorkshire

Blue Harvest: thinks he's so great just because he's the first-born

Freya: Thank you! :)

Psychotic and DK: Thanks for the warm wishe... oh no wait. You guys haven't said anything. :colbert: I see how it is. One little flirtation with an elite and you pay for it for the rest of your life. :colbert:

Slothy

10-02-2009, 02:23 PM

Vivi22: Oooh young people today. No respect I tell you. When we were young you had to invent computers, write a programming language, and write the game you wanted to play all by yourself. None of these Bliffy B's or what have you to do it for you! And t'Internet was two cans and a piece of string if you were lucky. Otherwise you'd 'ave to run across the farm to your friend's house and deliver a punch card in person, and the punch card was made of old newspapers that had been acquired from t'chippy. /Yorkshire

Invent computers? Hell, we had to invent physics just to keep from flying off the face of the earth. And we did it while hauling the animals we killed 15 miles through the snow back to our homes; all so we could make our own damn winter boots and eat for a week.

Kids just don't appreciate how good they've got it. They should be thankful wearing an onion on your belt isn't in style anymore.

Meat Puppet

10-02-2009, 02:27 PM

Holy :bou::bou::bou::bou: he really does look like a leprechaun.

I used that bbcode :bou::bou::bou::bou: to italicize back there. Should I have used HTML? It doesn’t really matter, does it? I mean, who the fuck cares, at the end of the day? Well, I suppose if people quote you or somehow end up editing your post... kind of like underwear and all that. You know, I never understood why like, you go to the men’s section for underwear and sometimes you can still find undergarments for men with ridiculous designs on them. Like why the fuck would anyone want that :bou::bou::bou::bou:? I don’t really get it. Oh wow I have jokes on my underwear! Jesus Christ the last thing I want when women see me in my underwear is for them to laugh... but, I digress, I guess this thread was about movie’s I’ve seen recently? I can’t remember.

I have that weird feeling I get whenever I pluralize with an apostrophe. I am also incredibly drunk.

Jiro

10-02-2009, 02:47 PM

Everyone have a drink on Hux! DO IT. I DID

Breine

10-02-2009, 03:16 PM

A very happy birthday to you Mr. MILF! Hope you have a great one with everything that comes with it :hat:

Quindiana Jones

10-02-2009, 04:23 PM

I refuse to believe that it is your birthday until I receive images of you in your birthday suit.

Rocket Edge

10-02-2009, 04:35 PM

Happy birthday! Don't get too hammered.

Rye

10-02-2009, 04:37 PM

Madame Adequate

10-02-2009, 04:41 PM

This is the worst thing to EVER happen.

Ever.

I apologize to everyone who came into this thread looking for lulz and discovered an abomination. However you are free to lulz at me - lord knows I would if I didn't have to live with myself. :(

Marshall Banana

10-02-2009, 04:59 PM

:mymelomfg:

Agent Proto

10-02-2009, 05:32 PM

Your beautiful hair is gone. :(
Consider today an unhappy birthday.
Who am I kidding, happy birthday Sir Huxley, Lord of the MILFs

Rantz

10-02-2009, 05:39 PM

He looks like the drummer of an indie band. :shobon:

10-02-2009, 06:43 PM

Psychotic and DK: Thanks for the warm wishe... oh no wait. You guys haven't said anything. :colbert: I see how it is. One little flirtation with an elite and you pay for it for the rest of your life. :colbert:

tbf when you posted this I was still asleep :wacky:

but yeah happy birthday dued hope you have a good one http://img.photobucket.com/albums/1003/sickhappy/gaymusicnote.gif you're liek a week or two late in joining me in the old man crew though so you have to call me boss. or sir. :aimkiss:

LunarWeaver

10-02-2009, 06:46 PM

Happy birthday. I hope it is filled with... good stuff.

This was a very poetic post.

Shiny

10-02-2009, 07:49 PM

Breine

10-02-2009, 09:10 PM

I got a photo of Hux's new haircut tho. :bigsmile:

<a href="http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/?action=view&current=huxlaugh1.jpg" target="">http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/huxlaugh1.jpg</a>

Wait wut. That doesn't even look like you!

True, it doesn't look like him.

You had awesome hair Huxley, but this looks really good as well.

Markus. D

10-02-2009, 11:57 PM

Happy birthday Hux'

Mogi

10-03-2009, 01:16 AM

http://i693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/huxlaugh1.jpg (http://s693.photobucket.com/albums/vv298/ryechuuu/?action=view&current=huxlaugh1.jpg)

O:
Is that a scar on your lip?
I have one in the exact same spot!

Happy birfday, bai da wei.
:3

Levian

10-03-2009, 02:18 AM

BardTard

10-03-2009, 03:14 AM

Hooray! Happy birthday! :D

Jiro

10-03-2009, 03:23 AM

For my opinion on the new haircut please refer to Levian's post.

Though I did shed a tear for the lost locks.

Peegee

10-03-2009, 06:59 AM

I don't even remember turning 24. I know that when I turned 25 I did something rather private I won't disclose BUT anyway happy thoughts.

HB Hux - I can't imagine what kind of bday sex you got but I hope you let the poor girl walk the next day xD

wait what

/flee

Jojee

10-03-2009, 06:54 PM

Happy bdays~~~ :</>D

rubah

10-03-2009, 08:12 PM

:happybday

Madame Adequate

10-04-2009, 02:31 PM

Thank you everyone who wished hb to me :D

Shauna

10-04-2009, 03:23 PM

Belated Happy Birthday, to you! And I think you look better with the shorter hair. :D

I Took the Red Pill

10-05-2009, 01:29 AM

i love you