PDA

View Full Version : I Wish...


The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 11:48 AM
I had a cat.

I'm so very hungry

Would you like to purchase a map of your house in case you get lost?
Jiro
10-08-2009, 11:49 AM
I had lasagne not too long ago.

Though a cat is fine too.
The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 11:53 AM
I had lasagne not too long ago.

Though a cat is fine too.
That reminds me of a story.

When I was a young human I lived in a group home. One of the kids who lived with me had sex with a cat because well, he was messed up and apparently horny. Anyway he wanted to move to another group home and the staff said no. He asked why and I poked my head and the room and yelled "because it's on Garfield Street you sick fuck"

And then I did something else, probably watched telemundo because I like to pretend that I'm cultured but in a blue collar way.
rubah
10-08-2009, 03:44 PM
hey, I wish I had a cat too, but I don't think I would eat or have sex with it.
Yar
10-08-2009, 03:56 PM
rubah's vore fetish
Bunny
10-08-2009, 04:01 PM
I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?
Leeza
10-08-2009, 06:35 PM
I have two cats. I wish I didn't have to clean litter boxes.

I was hungry, but I had a super nutritional smoothie and now I'm good.

I just head down to the Tsunami Zone and I find my house. No map necessary. :cat:
Rodarian
10-08-2009, 08:21 PM
That is just disturbing....:Eek:
The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 08:23 PM
I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3897/xxxxxxxxxxb.jpg (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/xxxxxxxxxxb.jpg/)

Now pay me before I floss with your spinal cord.
Shoeberto
10-08-2009, 08:29 PM
hey, I wish I had a cat too, but I don't think I would eat or have sex with it.
:(

:( :(
Bunny
10-08-2009, 08:46 PM
I would actually like to purchase a map. Do you have any of Downtown Cleveland?
http://img35.imageshack.us/img35/3897/xxxxxxxxxxb.jpg (http://img35.imageshack.us/i/xxxxxxxxxxb.jpg/)

Now pay me before I floss with your spinal cord.

I said Downtown Cleveland.
The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 08:48 PM
THAT IS CLEVELAND

DREW CARREY'S HOUSE PROVES IT
Bunny
10-08-2009, 08:56 PM
Where is the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame?
Blue Harvest
10-08-2009, 09:03 PM
I have a cat but I've never eaten or had sex with it. I hear they taste like chicken though.
Vermachtnis
10-08-2009, 09:14 PM
The Space Pope is Melmacian!?
Breine
10-08-2009, 09:53 PM
Never had a cat.

Not so hungry right now, but I could go for some chocolate :bigsmile:

..and no, no map for me thankyou.
The Space Pope
10-08-2009, 10:15 PM
The Space Pope is Melmacian!?
No, but I have an aunt who lives there

@Bunny: I burned it down when they told me that the Beastie Boys aren't considered rock

Buncha anti-semites if ya ask me
theundeadhero
10-09-2009, 01:12 AM
In Oklahoma kitties eat you.