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Chemical
10-23-2009, 06:47 AM
I just discovered I can instant message the Admins by warning them.
=)

Who needs pms?

rubah
10-23-2009, 06:55 AM
people who want responses

blackmage_nuke
10-23-2009, 08:14 AM
Who needs pms?

Women, once a month

Baloki
10-23-2009, 08:26 AM
I'd be careful, using the warn button annoys Shlupquack.

TheAbominatrix
10-23-2009, 08:27 AM
And Shlup is vengeful. I have the scars to prove it.

theundeadhero
10-23-2009, 08:31 AM
I did that for years before I became corporate.

Shlup
10-23-2009, 08:37 AM
I'd be careful, using the warn button annoys Shlupquack.

It's mostly just when you do it. Ashleys get special privileges.

Quindiana Jones
10-23-2009, 10:08 AM
My name's not Ashley, but I'm also not Baloki, so can I have special priviliges too?

Shlup
10-23-2009, 10:13 AM
Absolutely not.

Though when people are douche bottles about the warn button I tend to yell at them directly, so if you have received no crap from me then you're probably good on your button usage.

That said, I still find that a good half of what's reported shouldn't have been. So, note to peeps: if something you reported wasn't taken care of within, say, fifteen minutes (an hour, max) then that probably means it was a stupid thing to report.

Quindiana Jones
10-23-2009, 10:26 AM
I often insult Psychotic in my Warns. I hope he appreciates it! Now I'll write love letters to Shlup too.

Psychotic
10-23-2009, 02:51 PM
They cut deep.

Caraliz
10-23-2009, 06:31 PM
wait so you just warn the admin and it will directly alert them?

Raistlin
10-23-2009, 06:35 PM
I'd be careful, using the warn button annoys Shlupquack.

It's mostly just when you do it.

I seem to recall you giving me an infraction for warning some of your incessant EoEO spam.

rubah
10-23-2009, 06:58 PM
Wow..l. that was fun.

Why hadn't I ever done that before?

Bunny
10-23-2009, 07:08 PM
This is the greatest thing I have ever learned from another person.

Chemical
10-23-2009, 08:25 PM
I'd be careful, using the warn button annoys Shlupquack.

It's mostly just when you do it.

I seem to recall you giving me an infraction for warning some of your incessant EoEO spam.

I'd like to give you an infarction.

Shlup
10-23-2009, 08:28 PM
I'd be careful, using the warn button annoys Shlupquack.

It's mostly just when you do it.

I seem to recall you giving me an infraction for warning some of your incessant EoEO spam.

Well quit reporting my fucking posts then!

Raistlin
10-23-2009, 11:05 PM
rubah infracted me. :(

Peegee
10-24-2009, 12:35 AM
I just warned Shlupquack for being too busy to be my buddy at her own wedding.

Amidoingitrite?

PS: everybody should warn Shlupquack for trivial things.

Raistlin
10-24-2009, 12:48 AM
I did and she infracted me too. But only 1/500 of the points that rubah gave me, because Shlup really likes it. Go warn Shlup!

Meat Puppet
10-24-2009, 01:16 AM
I got an infraction for pretending to be a bottle of painkillers.

Madame Adequate
10-24-2009, 03:02 AM
this thread is a hell of a lot funnier if you consistently misread "infraction" as "infarction".

NorthernChaosGod
10-25-2009, 03:00 AM
this thread is a hell of a lot funnier if you consistently misread "infraction" as "infarction".

Somehow that worked retroactively and I lol'd.

Levian
10-25-2009, 03:27 AM
wait so you just warn the admin and it will directly alert them?

Nope, we get the warns in e-mails, and whenever I check my e-mail they've all been taken care off anyway, so I've kinda stopped reading them. :aimblush:

Visitor messages would've been closer to instant!

Loony BoB
10-25-2009, 08:33 AM
Yeah, you'll only really be "instantly messaging" them if they bother reading them. I admittedly don't these days unless I'm online at home and get about four in a row, which usually means some badass crap is going down.

Jiro
10-25-2009, 11:12 AM
ITT mods admit they're lazy

Raistlin
10-25-2009, 03:44 PM
Yams's precedent is still having a strong impact on the staff, I see...

Aerith's Knight
10-25-2009, 04:08 PM
...some badass crap is going down.

Badass yo! This boy be tripping an' just killing off people in this thread here, but the warn button gave my man BoB the punch that badass crap was goin' on, so he just capped some asses.


C'mon man, it's an internet forum. Nothing that happens here should be qualified as badass. :p

rubah
10-25-2009, 05:28 PM
he typoed it, actually. he was saying he was waiting for some bad asscrap. I'm sure members of this forum get some rancid IBS sometimes.

Quindiana Jones
10-25-2009, 08:14 PM
I have IBS. I don't know why. He just really hates ethnic minorities. That, and cats.

Psychotic
10-25-2009, 09:08 PM
This thread is now about, well, see for yourselves.

Lawr
10-25-2009, 09:15 PM
Stay on topic Psychotic. I'm not going to warn you(r post) again.


edit
It seems I am too lazy to follow through with that warn.

NorthernChaosGod
10-25-2009, 11:45 PM
Yeah, you'll only really be "instantly messaging" them if they bother reading them. I admittedly don't these days unless I'm online at home and get about four in a row, which usually means some badass crap is going down.
So are you saying we can get away with stuff as long as it isn't that bad?

Baloki
10-25-2009, 11:54 PM
Yeah, you'll only really be "instantly messaging" them if they bother reading them. I admittedly don't these days unless I'm online at home and get about four in a row, which usually means some badass crap is going down.
So are you saying we can get away with stuff as long as it isn't that bad?

That's what I've been doing for years :p

NorthernChaosGod
10-25-2009, 11:57 PM
*shifty eyes*

Quindiana Jones
10-25-2009, 11:59 PM
Wait. How long has this thread been titled massage?

NorthernChaosGod
10-26-2009, 12:03 AM
I just noticed that, and now Psychotic's post makes more sense.


This thread is now about, well, see for yourselves.

Quindiana Jones
10-26-2009, 12:04 AM
Sometimes that man truly is a giraffe bothering genius.

NorthernChaosGod
10-26-2009, 12:26 AM
Giraffe boning??

Quindiana Jones
10-26-2009, 01:07 AM
Don't be silly. Psy receives.

TheAbominatrix
10-26-2009, 02:52 AM
Quin, Shlup got your warn when we were out wedding shopping today. Nice limerick. She will kill you now <3

NorthernChaosGod
10-26-2009, 04:16 AM
So what was the limerick?

Chemical
10-26-2009, 06:13 AM
I demand Adminship. And instant massages.

Shlup
10-26-2009, 07:03 AM
I get warned posts sent to my phone, so I'm usually the first to read them (probably). I'm secretly the responsible admin, you know.

Quindiana Jones
10-26-2009, 07:25 AM
To your phone? That's some heavy commitment.

I'm glad you enjoyed it. I spent all of three seconds on each line. :bigsmile:

Shlup
10-26-2009, 07:47 AM
Yeah, your effort really showed. Limericks are supposed to rhyme, genius!

Quindiana Jones
10-26-2009, 07:51 AM
They're half rhymes!

Shlup
10-26-2009, 07:56 AM
It doesn't count it you made the word up!

Quindiana Jones
10-26-2009, 08:06 AM
I can't believe you'd mock my speech impediment like that, Shlup. :(

Chemical
10-26-2009, 08:17 AM
http://www.charlesatnc.com/images/funny-pictures-moose-takes-a-photo.jpg

[At this point I would change the thread title..."Instant Moosage the Admins]

NorthernChaosGod
10-26-2009, 11:30 AM
Chemical for new admin!


Is there even a limerick at all? =[

Meat Puppet
10-26-2009, 02:19 PM
Topic is now “Islam and Sexual Repression.”

theundeadhero
10-26-2009, 03:16 PM
I'm willing to act on Chemical's artistic requests sometimes.

Peegee
10-26-2009, 04:13 PM
Aww the title change was too quick.

I'd totally instant massage the [female] eoff staff any time.

Except it has got me in some trouble in the past lulz.

You know it.

Chemical
10-26-2009, 05:15 PM
Aww the title change was too quick.

I'd totally instant massage the [female] eoff staff any time.

Except it has got me in some trouble in the past lulz.

You know it.

Lol. PG got weird looks from my family for massaging my aunt.

rubah
10-26-2009, 08:00 PM
oh there's a limerick. It's classified, I'm sure.

anyways, I could use a massage; damnit peegies, grow a platonic gland and give me one.

Marshall Banana
10-26-2009, 08:55 PM
As far as I know, I've never warned a post, and I think I'll save my first warning for something special.

Aerith's Knight
10-26-2009, 09:05 PM
Aww the title change was too quick.

I'd totally instant massage the [female] eoff staff any time.

Except it has got me in some trouble in the past lulz.

You know it.

Lol. PG got weird looks from my family for massaging my aunt.

There is nothing in this sentence that doesn't need an explination.

Raistlin
10-27-2009, 01:30 AM
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a (serious) warn not responded to in some way. Actually my joking ones are usually responded to as well, in the form of Shlup bitching or infractions. You may all bask in my awesome warning abilities which got me this obnoxious pink title as well as the mysterious invisible name.

Lawr
10-27-2009, 02:31 AM
Yeah it's invisible alright.

Jessweeee♪
10-27-2009, 02:56 AM
:moose:

NorthernChaosGod
10-27-2009, 07:30 AM
Now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever had a (serious) warn not responded to in some way. Actually my joking ones are usually responded to as well, in the form of Shlup bitching or infractions. You may all bask in my awesome warning abilities which got me this obnoxious pink title as well as the mysterious invisible name.

Rofl, so that's how that happened.

Raistlin
10-28-2009, 01:10 AM
Yeah it's invisible alright.

It is if you're using the correct layout.

Lawr
10-28-2009, 01:34 AM
Yeah it's invisible alright.

It is if you're using the correct layout.

I know! I was agreeing with you!

rubah
10-28-2009, 02:02 AM
I don't think you find your pink title nearly obnoxious enough...

Parker
10-28-2009, 02:23 AM
give me my own forum and make me mod of it.....it will be parkers play pen: predominantly pertaining to pooping

Quindiana Jones
10-28-2009, 03:06 AM
That is what Wonder Square should be changed to.

NorthernChaosGod
10-28-2009, 08:27 AM
give me my own forum and make me mod of it.....it will be parkers play pen: predominantly pertaining to pooping


That is what Wonder Square should be changed to.
I approve of this change.

Shlup
10-28-2009, 08:47 AM
I am extremely tempted.

Big D
10-28-2009, 09:36 AM
I remember something from back when I was on staff... some cheery fellow thought the 'warn' button was actually some kind of private message button, and tried to use it to flame someone. Repeatedly.
All the mods got treated to about five warning emails of someone getting called a "stupid BICH!!!"

These warned posts led to a banning pretty quickly, but for a change it wasn't the person whose posts were warned.

Quindiana Jones
10-28-2009, 11:31 AM
Do it Shlup. You know you want to. :bigsmile:

Parker
10-28-2009, 11:47 AM
I think it's the right thing to do. there's simply not enough poop discussion here, imho