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rubah
10-31-2009, 05:28 PM
my cat is eating me alive

what do I do

oh no, she's spied my fingers typi


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Quindiana Jones
10-31-2009, 05:43 PM
That cat deserves a medal.

themagicroundabout
10-31-2009, 05:48 PM
you're going to have to try and eat the cat before it devours you completely

Psychotic
10-31-2009, 05:48 PM
Eat her right back. Fried cat is a delicacy.

EDIT: Curtis hivemind.

rubah
10-31-2009, 05:53 PM
I'm not peegies :mad2:

Agent Proto
10-31-2009, 05:55 PM
It's too late, allie. Your cat discovered the taste of human flesh. :(

Psychotic
10-31-2009, 05:56 PM
I'm not peegies :mad2:Oh, my bad. The two of you look so alike!

Peegee
10-31-2009, 05:57 PM
When I visited my ancestral land (the village that my ancestors owned) there was a shut down restaurant that served dog meat.

In China and all over various parts of the planet cats and dogs are typical daily good eatings.

You should eat Lola.

Pic related. It's a pokemon.

rubah
10-31-2009, 05:58 PM
http://photos-d.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs077.snc3/14457_953486014345_12440798_52139628_405426_n.jpg

I'm not eating my cat :(

Peegee
10-31-2009, 06:08 PM
Now now Allies. You promised when I casted Asian3 on you

pic related it's food

Necronopticous
10-31-2009, 10:14 PM
<center>http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/luckypumpkins/pumpkin_eowvld.gif</center>

leader of mortals
10-31-2009, 10:17 PM
This one looks promising...

Rantz
10-31-2009, 10:21 PM
I'll take that one, please!

Marshall Banana
10-31-2009, 10:27 PM
I'll take that one, please!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/luckypumpkins/pumpkin_eowvld.gif

Hello Kitty Pumpkin

Hello Kitty loves Halloween!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/luckypumpkins/prizes/hellokitty.jpg

(Better luck next time)

Rantz
10-31-2009, 10:30 PM
Blast it! :blush:

Christmas
10-31-2009, 11:39 PM
Well a cat is always either HUNGRY or HORNY. If it is hungry, it will start eating you. So the best way is to distract it with cat porn or another cat of a different gender(Unless your cat is gay). :bigsmile:

rubah
11-01-2009, 12:03 AM
I... I don't have any cat porn...

NorthernChaosGod
11-01-2009, 12:15 AM
Get a laser pointer and make it run around.

Meat Puppet
11-01-2009, 10:26 AM
Goodnight, sweet Kitty.

rubah
11-01-2009, 09:06 PM
as soon as I get a rice cooker, it's going to be kitty-fried rice all over this joint

:love:

Chemical
11-02-2009, 02:07 AM
PG's little monster has chewed through 1 and a half bra straps, my camera strap, and a set of head phones.

black orb
11-02-2009, 03:29 AM
>>> Feed the cat..http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y156/rodv/Luca-Walk-Front.gif

Rachran
11-02-2009, 12:27 PM
look it directly in the eye and with a stern voice say STOP I DONT LIKE IT , im guessing it might understand english because is seems to have some sort of intellegence to bite off your fingers without you putting up any resistance or pushing it away and i tell you its hard to bite off a persons finger whilst being ninja

Breine
11-02-2009, 01:53 PM
Awwww.


Some catnip should occupy it long enough for you to flee.

Duce of Daggers
11-07-2009, 04:03 AM
http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/danny1001/KittySniper.png