View Full Version : The Sims 3: Eyeson (Episode 5 ~ in post 450)
rubah
11-23-2009, 02:36 AM
I just wanted to say SHLUP I AM VERY SATISFIED WITH WHAT I HAVE SEEN OF MYSELF SO FAR
Shlup
11-23-2009, 02:38 AM
Good 'cause I'm kind of in love with your hair.
I Don't Need A Name
11-23-2009, 03:18 AM
You don't know where I live :(
Shlup
11-24-2009, 12:40 AM
Oh yeah. Ahahahaa
You're somewhere.
~*~Celes~*~
11-24-2009, 12:42 AM
She tried to fix her tv. (http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/Screenshot-1.jpg)
Markus. D
11-24-2009, 01:50 AM
Enjoying this veryyyyyy much XDDDD
Signing up > Looks
1) Male
2) Young Adult
3) Pale, almost sickly pale, but not quite
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/kodakumifan/Snazzy1.jpg
4) You feel my ribcage through my clothing if that helps (I'm skinny xD)
5) None properly built, but there being no fat on me you can see my abs/etc.
6) Jet Black Hair (see photo)
7) Maori Hyde (Hyde from L'Arc~en~Ciel) I have a pretty genuine Maori nose that gives away my origin.
8) Right now I'm wearing Blind Trauma Sclera (Eyes are completely red, the pupil is blue) ... Brown are my natural eyes though ;p
9) I sometimes wear Color Contacts (Covers pupil) and Sclera (Covers eye ;p)... I have a small mole on the right side of my chin (see photo, which is telling me it's on the left side... meaning that I left my webcam in mirror mode ;\)
10) I don't, only if I'm cosplaying (and that's dependant on the cosplay).
11) everyday (formal casual clothing, long sleeve suit tops etc)
formal (black suit/suit vest with long sleeve red suit top underneath and black suit pants)
pajamas (boxerbriefs ^_^)
athletic (formal casual clothing, yup, this is very true, probably a sad fact D; )
swimsuit (Gray boardies)
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/kodakumifan/P201109_1702.jpg <<< Clothing style similar to Richmond from IT crowd I'm told xDDDD!
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Easily Impressed
-Friendly
-Hates the Outdoors
-Insane
-Never Nude
13) Select a favorite food: French toast
14) Select a favorite music: electronica (my custom music means...? Industrial :D?)
15) Select a favorite color: grey
Other
16) Ummm... if it's possible~
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y178/kodakumifan/ZurialsTrap3.jpg
^ this (Zurial <3 I've cosplayed him before) for special occassions and funerals :D!
Laddy
11-24-2009, 10:41 PM
*rampant foot tapping*
Freya
11-24-2009, 11:49 PM
I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.
I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?
I'm looking forward to the 3rd episode. :jess:
1) Female
2) Adult
3) I'm naturally pale, but I tan easily.
4) I'm fairly slim, but I have boobies. xD
5) Erm, not a lot, I have a little muscle on my shoulders and legs from where I used to dance.
6) Brunette. Long'ish. I like it curly the most, but also wear it straight.
7) http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/photo/profilepic15372_16.gif
my profile picture is pretty old now, but still pretty accurate. except I have darker hair now..
8) My eyes are brown
9) No glasses, only wear them for driving. Tattoo on my back, of a moon and a star, but I doubt that's important as my Sim will probably be wearing clothes. xD
10) Now, it's usually a fine line of liquid eyeliner on top eyelid, soft pencil liner on the bottom and mascara. lipgloss.
11) everyday:
black ankle length leggings, just below the knee high black leather boots and a long-length white pretty top that covers my bum! If no leggings, skinny dark jeans.
formal:
pretty - coloured red?
pajamas:
underwear
athletic wear:
just your normal sports gear.
swimsuit
bikini, usually just plain black, with black hotpants rather than briefs.
Personality
12)
-Clumsy
-Excitable
-Flirty
-Friendly
-Party Animal
13) mac and cheese,
14) custom
15) red
Shlup
11-25-2009, 12:59 AM
I was going to play my own sims 3 but the patch wont load and then with all the mods i've added it's super slow. I need a better graphics card.
I was wondering if it was the mod thing or just my graphics being crap. Does yours slow down with more mods?
Yeah, mine slows down with mods. I have like 800MB of custom content right now and it's pretty slow. Takes like 15-20 minutes for the game to save.
Madonna
11-25-2009, 03:02 AM
Ye gods, and you play like that?! You have my utmost respect for cranking out updates for us while still trying to extract fun from the entire thing!
I know, no personal cameo yet, but I can wait; I am sure until I die that a chance exists I may appear! Besides, the antics of others are plenty entertaining!
Freya
11-25-2009, 05:46 AM
Yeah I have 350 MB as .packs who knows how many i've installed normally. I want it to run better but I hate their hair styles. And I like being able to actually give them big boobs :(
Shlup
11-25-2009, 09:55 AM
Sittin' here eatin' my nachos and waffles and applesauce with cottage cheese dinner, I figure I had better update now or I won't be able to until at least Monday, and I don't wanna get beated up.
Eyeson: Episode 3
The character I will be controlling for this episode is...
Neconopticous
(Which I totally just spelled right for the first time ever.)
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/omgwhoisit.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-264.jpg
He lives in a pretty pimp house. They have to go outside and up
stairs to use the one bathroom, but it's still totally tits.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-266.jpg
So I'm here and I'm like well here's Rye.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-267.jpg
Vivi's home too.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-10.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-10.flv)
Marshall Banana's upstairs practicing her world domination speech.
(I am not making that up.)
Where's Necro??
So I double-click him and...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-265.jpg
He's across town having words with Laddy's mom. Why is she so popular??
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-269.jpg
And then he came home and went to bed 'cause it was like the middle of the night.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-270.jpg
While everyone else went to sleep, Rye stayed to read a book.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-271.jpg
And then, just when she was getting pretty exhausted... she started another book.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-271b.jpg
These pop-ups amuse me.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-273.jpg
Anyway, shortly after sunrise she caved. Pansy.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-274.jpg
The next morning, Marshall woke up with a plan.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-274b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-276.jpg
But first she had to go ask Necro how he slept. Awww.
But, as usual, all he can think about is balls.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-277.jpg
Anyway, Necro has an important job counting ballots,
so I spent a few hours wandering around town.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-279.jpg
Christmas and Celes were spotted taking a romantic stroll in the park.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-278.jpg
Yes, Christmas does think llamas are romantic. She told me.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-280.jpg
Short of the swing set, Christmas was accosted by the butt rapist (http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep1/Screenshot-97.jpg),
who just had to tell her all about his golden jellyfish.
Whatever that means.
No, seriously, Sims talk about that smurfing golden jellyfish all the time
and I want to know what it means.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-281.jpg
So, like, Shattered Dreamer, satisfied that he got something for
serious off his chest...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-282.jpg
...went to have a picnic by himself.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-283.jpg
Oh ho ho, look who showed up with his eyes on a certain somebody.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-284.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-285.jpg
Shattered Dreamer, full of sammich, came over like "hey, budday, share."
P.S. Proto's face.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-285b.jpg
xD
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-286.jpg
Celes was not interested tho. Peace out, home skillets.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-287.jpg
Shattered Dreamer went back to Christmas. I see sparks.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-288.jpg
Proto managed to hang on to Celes. I'm sorry but this is CUTE, dammit!
So, whatever, that's all they did from then on.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-292.jpg
I checked on Rye since she hadn't left the house yet, but she was sleeping off her hard life.
I present to you... A Day in the Life of Rye Chu.
Which is also my first ever hand-edited video. Lawl
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_adayinthelifeofryechu.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=adayinthelifeofryechu.flv)
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-291.jpg
I found Jiro at the pool. He looks a little... tense.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-290.jpg
Oh.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-290b.jpg
:|
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-294.jpg
I would rather not see the next part of that little encounter,
so I'm glad Necro got off work.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-297.jpg
Marshall needed some body skill to get a promotion, so I had
Necro take her and Vivi to the gym.
Rye is still sleeping off her bookery.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-298.jpg
Or, she was, but then she realized she was missing work and showed up for the last fifteen minutes.
And still managed not to get fired, even though Fonz has been
fired like four times.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-299.jpg
Back to the gym.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-13.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-13.flv)
They gotta work it. No pain no gain and all that bull:bou::bou::bou::bou:.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-15.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-15.flv)
I <3 it when The Little Banana mutters evilly.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-301.jpg
They were all stinky so they went to take baths. Or peep, depending on perv-level. P.S. Necro's perv level is 10.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-20.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-20.flv)
He's also a total ass.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-302.jpg
Marshall isn't any better though. They deserve each other.
So what's Rye doing?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-303.jpg
Oh, look, she's reading a book.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-304.jpg
And then freaking out.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-305.jpg
And then reading another smurfing book
Surprise!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-306.jpg
After Necro took a bath...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-307.jpg
...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-308.jpg
...Rye read another book.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-309.jpg
Which I only bring up again because now is a good time to show
off Rye's amazing cans. I downloaded a hack that lets me adjust
boobie sizes and gave Rye massive cans.
It's important.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-310.jpg
Good morning, sleepy head.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-311.jpg
You can't fake that kind of chemistry.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-313.jpg
"u and ur vagina gtfo!!!!!!!!!"
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-314.jpg
And she does.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-315.jpg
Well no one else likes it much either, missy!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-316.jpg
WTF? You may not eat the bed. You already clogged the toilet once.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-317.jpg
Talking to Necro alone downstairs almost made Vivi pee himself.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-27.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-27.flv)
This guy... is not okay.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-320.jpg
What? His back was sore. From the gym.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-319.jpg
Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-321.jpg
I was so distracted I let you pee yourself alone in the dark. Sorry, Germy.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-323.jpg
Am I the only one sad that he opted only for a quick wipe-down in the sink?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-324.jpg
Rye's queue says "Be shooed to next room" and I'm like [I]wtf she's in the kitchen.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-326.jpg
Apparently Vivi and Necro have similar habits.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-325.jpg
Kind of. I guess Necro cannot detach his arms. o.O
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-327.jpg
On this day I'm starting to be like FUUUUUUUUU-- so I send Necro next door to visit me.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-328.jpg
He walked right up to the door and opened it, but I ran away. o.o
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-329.jpg
So he went around back.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-330.jpg
I hided in the bushes. Go away, cootie monster!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-331.jpg
I am supar determined to remain hided.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-332.jpg
Caught me! Whoa, lookit what Necro found attached to my front.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-333.jpg
So I'm like, as Necro, "hey me, lets be BFF."
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-334.jpg
But it was too late!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-335.jpg
Not handling this well! Take me to the hospital, dammit!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/th_Video-31.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/?action=view¤t=Video-31.flv)
AHHHH!!!!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-336.jpg
I think... I think that that is not so safe.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-338.jpg
Get yer ass in there, me!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-340.jpg
I invited him in the delivery room and he got a little too excited.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-341.jpg
More than a little. STAY AWAY FROM MY BABY!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-342.jpg
Okay, they'll be in there for a couple of hours; let us see what's going on around the town square while my Sim blows a vagina bubble.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-343.jpg
Smittenkitten and Loony BoB are on a date at the art gallery.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-344.jpg
Loony BoB is not a good date. Smack him, Smittenkitten!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-346.jpg
Mogi is just sitting outside. Alone. In the quiet.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-347.jpg
Genius Lynx finally left the house. To hang out at the pool, fully clothed, and eyeball Rubah and/or Dr. Pauper.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-349.jpg
Sir Lancealot and I Don't Need a Name are having words.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-351.jpg
Shattered Dreamer and Quin are waiting for the womens to come to them.
It is not working.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-352.jpg
TheAbominatrix is at the library reading Zombies? Zombies!
Which totally sounds like a book she'd actually read.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-353.jpg
No one is at the gym. You fat lazy smurfs.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-354.jpg
Jessweeee and Shinyyyyy are at the diner. Jessweeee even dressed up!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-356.jpg
And I have birthed The Chosen One.
Right? Maybe?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-357.jpg
There it is! A girl!
And who else showed up (last minute, tsk)?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-358.jpg
Hey there, daddy.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-357b.jpg
I have no control over that name, mm'kay. Though I could change it...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-359.jpg
OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.
Also the fact that Rita totally did a backflip out of my arms and into netherspace.
I wish I had been able to record it; scary baby.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-361.jpg
"so omg we had a baby lets play tag"
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-362.jpg
"sup laddy u play 2"
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-363.jpg
"mmm'kay, wheeeee!"
And I do not know where my baby is. Sad for me!!!
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Character portraits have been updated. Shoeberto is currently the only Sim not to appear yet, other than the two I haven't added to the town yet.
View the entire Episode 3 gallery, which includes 19 pics not posted in this episode, here (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/).
Christmas
11-25-2009, 10:10 AM
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This one is epic, will be awesome if DK is the one getting bang! :kaolaugh:
Oh ya, DK didn't make an appearance. :(
I Don't Need A Name
11-25-2009, 10:12 AM
Woo, I make an appearance...as a midget =D
I love the way that smitten's hair goes over imaginary boobs. It's hovering in thin air xD
Shlup
11-25-2009, 10:18 AM
Yeah, DK didn't show up. He's kind of a buttface like that. Mebbe he will show up next time. In fact, I'mma draw a name out of The Hat to see who goes next.
And, yeah Smitten has magic hair. If she gets fat it will hide inside of her!
Rantz
11-25-2009, 12:52 PM
Necro's faces made me lol. And this pic:
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-311.jpg
You can't fake that kind of chemistry.
I also enjoy their totally organised gymming.
Agent Proto
11-25-2009, 01:20 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-285b.jpg
xD Aw, I was hoping for a better shirt. I'll live with it though.
Hahahah, Proto's face. xD I love it.
That seems pretty much accurate to my life. Good job!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-285b.jpg
best thing to come out of this entire thread
~*~Celes~*~
11-25-2009, 02:37 PM
i laughed so hard xD Your narration is awesome.
Psychotic
11-25-2009, 03:31 PM
Ha ha ha Huxley enjoy your hellspawn. Dodged a bullet there.
Momiji
11-25-2009, 03:45 PM
I thought that was Mogi sitting there, not me.
Anyway yeah I laughed pretty fucking hard this time.
Freya
11-25-2009, 04:23 PM
The demon look was scary.
Nice episode!
Shattered Dreamer
11-25-2009, 04:26 PM
This gets better with each episode:D I'm not sure I'm comfortable being known as the resident ass rapist but hell it's really funny:D The little love triangle is hilarious even if the 2 guys making out in their underwear was totally disturbing:tongue:
Necronopticous
11-25-2009, 05:05 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-274.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-274b.jpg
This is so accurate, it's scary.
Slothy
11-25-2009, 05:20 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-319.jpg
Sorry, Lamonda Banana. You have competition.
I'm going to say the same thing to all of you that my Brazilian Jiu-Jutsu instructor repeated to his classes on a regular basis:
It's only gay if you look them in the eyes. :p
Also, I had no idea Necro. :love:
Marshall Banana
11-25-2009, 05:22 PM
Enjoy it while you can, Vivi.
Laddy
11-25-2009, 05:59 PM
MY MOOOOOOM!?
Markus. D
11-25-2009, 10:07 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-307.jpg
...and Marshall made Macaroni and Evil Cheese (which she burned)...
xD ... <3
Iceglow
11-25-2009, 11:35 PM
Proto face and Mullet me, geez Shlup you're really, really pulling out all the stops for this xD
~*~Celes~*~
11-26-2009, 02:26 AM
Ok now that he's been posting around/lurking, can you add him in? :D?
Alan aka Shadow Bahamut
1) Male or Female: Male
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult: Young Adult
3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available. pale with a light tan
4) Describe how much fat is on your body. moderate
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body. a little
6-9) http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/smile1.jpg and his eyes: http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/n513410018_1341039_9988.jpg
10) If you wear make-up, describe it. No makeup.
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics): everyday, formal, pajamas, athletic wear, swimsuit
everyday: jeans and black button up shirt
formal: suit and tie
pjs: shorts
athletic: shorts and muscle shirt
swimsuit: board shorts
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)
-Artistic
-Good Sense of Humor
-Great Kisser
-Handy
-Perfectionist
13) Select a favorite food: tri-tip steak
14) Select a favorite music: my custom music
15) Select a favorite color: black
Other
16) You can also request a particular roommate or something else I didn't think of. He wants to live with me.
Shiny
11-26-2009, 03:06 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-285b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-314.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-332.jpg
hahahahahahaha omg I love this ish.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-341.jpg
But wtf is going on there?
~*~Celes~*~
11-26-2009, 03:11 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-341.jpg
But wtf is going on there?
Monda's evil spirit is posessing him. Now HE'LL be the one stealing candies from babies :(
Madame Adequate
11-26-2009, 09:02 AM
Let me begin by saying I cannot get over Monda's face as she cooks. I think I am in love with a sim.
Anyway: Read a book, freak out, read a book, freak out, read a book, freak out... You could get Attenborough to narrate this and it would win awards for an accurate insight into the life of Rye.
This time... MILF eats his own baby.
Shlup
11-26-2009, 09:43 AM
Whenever a Sim acts accurately, it's double amusing. And it's happening a surprisingly often.
Madame Adequate
11-26-2009, 09:48 AM
For instance, Shlupsim has a grammar.
Edit: I tease because I love :heart:
Shlup
11-26-2009, 10:02 AM
Dude stfu I am so tired.
Somebody please save me from Old Man Mullet, he's scaring me. This is fantastic xD
Quindiana Jones
11-27-2009, 04:49 PM
Well, at least I didn't get raped.
Shattered Dreamer
11-27-2009, 06:21 PM
Well, at least I didn't get raped.
There's still time:tongue:
vinnie's mini's
11-27-2009, 11:08 PM
This has made me chuckle since the start :D
1) Male or Female
Female
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Teen
3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available.
White. Quite pale but not ghostly pale.
4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
A small amount.
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
Eh, a little.
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail. (Facial hair too, for dudes.)
Long and straight,and a deep red (Not a gingery red though, but more of a blood red)
7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
I guess you could say I have a slightly rounded face with a cute little nose. I guess my eyes are an average size xD I don't know, its hard to tell.
8) What color are your eyes? You can give me a hex code if you want.
Light blue but also slightly grey.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
Normally yellow, red or white eyeshadow, sometimes glittery lipgloss. Oh and black eyeliner too (Not too much though)
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
Everyday - A skirt of some kind, I'm not too worried if it's short or long (Either is fine) and a cute top of some kind.
Formal - Either a yellow, red or black dress - The style doesn't really matter.
Pajamas - Just your average long PJs xD
Athletic wear - Um anything really, whatever grabs you.
Swimsuit - A one piece
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)
-Absent-Minded
-Clumsy
-Easily Impressed
-Hopeless romantic
-Over-Emotional
13) Select a favorite food:
Key lime pie
14) Select a favorite music:
Classical
15) Select a favorite color:
Red
Christmas
11-27-2009, 11:10 PM
I like the fact that this thread had managed to get most of the active EoFF members to join and participate. Giving them something to look forward to the next time they log in! :bigsmile:
It's a really good piece of work! :kaoclove:
~*~Celes~*~
11-27-2009, 11:11 PM
And it seems to be getting more and more people interested as time goes on! :jess: I think this thread deserves a ciddie.
Christmas
11-27-2009, 11:19 PM
But I heard Award Guy is on the run from the cops for raping his own awards. :(
Then again, I'm pretty sure someone will take over the position! :bigsmile:
Shattered Dreamer
11-27-2009, 11:28 PM
But I heard Award Guy is on the run from the cops for raping his own awards. :(
Then again, I'm pretty sure someone will take over the position! :bigsmile:
Cough Christmas should do it because she did such an awesome job with the EoFF Post cough :D
Freya
11-27-2009, 11:55 PM
Oh that's right christmas, you were gone when psy did this.
scrumpleberry
11-28-2009, 10:51 AM
Ha ha ha Huxley enjoy your hellspawn. Dodged a bullet there.
:weep:
Shlup
11-28-2009, 11:23 AM
Daddy doesn't love you anymore.
Psychotic
11-28-2009, 02:47 PM
That implies that I did in the first place.
~*~Celes~*~
11-28-2009, 07:44 PM
I can only imagine how my sim would interract with Paul's. Probably hat shop together or something
Christmas
11-29-2009, 09:55 AM
Is Shlup's sims like Lulu from FF X-2!? Their stomach doesn't seems to have any differences when they are pregnant! :bigsmile:
What a fantastic feat! http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/BeckyandPAUL.gif
~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 10:48 AM
or maybe Lulu is a sim from The Sims 3 :o
Madonna
11-29-2009, 03:05 PM
Whoo, guest appearance! And I am glad to see more people joining the town!
The Banana household's taste in decor is interesting! I know you said you went with pre-decorated houses, Shlup, but the colors in there sincerely bring to mind a child's toy block house!
Also, congratulations on motherhood! May the child be as entertaining as the parents!
Flying Mullet
12-01-2009, 04:30 PM
Time between episode 2 and 3 with harassing: 6 days
Time since episode 3 without harassing: 6+ days
Clearly harassing is the superior choice.
Give us our Sims, woman!
Shattered Dreamer
12-01-2009, 07:37 PM
Time between episode 2 and 3 with harassing: 6 days
Time since episode 3 without harassing: 6+ days
Clearly harassing is the superior choice.
Give us our Sims, woman!
Agreed more Sims!
~*~Celes~*~
12-01-2009, 11:55 PM
simz
Shlup
12-02-2009, 12:40 AM
I said when I posted the last update that I was gonna be busy for the holiday. I haven't touched my desktop since Episode 3 was posted.
Wednesday: Six Flags
Thursday: Thanksgiving
Friday: Bake a cake (yes, my cakes take all day)
Saturday: Thanksgiving II
Sunday: Gathering at in-laws'; last day Thanksgiving visitors are in-state
Monday: Babysit a toddler for fourteen hours
I have nothing better to do today then play though, so this update shouldn't be too much longer. It takes a lot of hours of play to get enough to make it worth posting, you know!
Flying Mullet
12-02-2009, 12:51 PM
I said when I posted the last update that I was gonna be busy for the holiday. I haven't touched my desktop since Episode 3 was posted.
This is not acceptable. :colbert:
Christmas
12-02-2009, 12:58 PM
I bake cakes too. :bigsmile:
In the toliet that is! :meatwad:
But she said she's playing today so that's good! Still I acknowledge your research into the time frame, so pester away! :p
Freya
12-04-2009, 11:09 PM
I feel like something is missing in my life...
Markus. D
12-05-2009, 03:35 AM
In my restless dreams I see that town... You promised you'd take me there again someday, but you never did. ,_,~
Shlup
12-05-2009, 04:45 AM
Don't get your panties in a twist; it's still coming.
~*~Celes~*~
12-05-2009, 04:57 AM
Don't get your panties in a twist; it's still coming.
*cough*
Shlup
12-05-2009, 07:16 AM
So that we're all less anxious about the next update, I'm going to go ahead and say the next update will be on Monday. And I do apologize for the delay; normally I'd tell you guys to stfu but once it gets passed a week I feel a little bad.
The reason it won't be until Monday is because I spent most of the last couple of days distracted by a family crisis, and today the game required an update that borked it, so now I have to download the expansion pack and hope that fixes it.
So don't bother yelling at me 'cause I'm pretty annoyed that I haven't been able to enjoy my game either. :|
Christmas
12-07-2009, 04:10 AM
I think today is MONDAY!!! :kaoclove:
~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 04:32 AM
I think today is MONDAY!!! :kaoclove:
It might be for you but for those of us in the USA it's still Sunday night. I'm in the Eastern timezone (earliest timezone in the USA) and it's only 11:30 PM on Sunday night so be patient Mas-Mas! :jess:
qwertysaur
12-07-2009, 04:53 AM
Is it still possible to sign up? if so then
1) Male or Female
Male
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Young Adult
3) Describe your skin tone.
Caucasian Fair
4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
Very Slim
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
very Slim
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail.
Brown, Straight and pretty short. No facial hair
7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
Oval shaped, I have a Jew nose so it is larger than average and other than that pretty soft facial features
8) What color are your eyes?
Grey, they reflect what I am wearing so they change color.
9) Do you wear glasses? If you do, describe them.
Oval shaped silver glasses.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
no
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
everyday: Green Shirt, short sleeves and khakis, beige.
formal: A Green Suit if possible. :p
pajamas: Something blue, just to be different
athletic wear: The green one
swimsuit: Green shorts.
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Bookworm
-Computer Whiz
-Friendly
-Genius
-Kleptomaniac
13) Select a favorite food:
spagetti and meatballs
14) Select a favorite music:
classical
15) Select a favorite color:
green (were you really surprised by this one)
Shlup
12-07-2009, 08:38 AM
I spent four hours yesterday and ten hours today just trying to get this game to run after a required update. I must have solved three dozen different problems, none of which lead to the game working properly.
I'll try again tomorrow 'cause I want to play my effing game, but I thought ya'll would like to know. I want to play my gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaame!!!! *dies*
Christmas
12-07-2009, 12:48 PM
:(
~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 01:14 PM
I can wait patiently :D I dunno about anyone else though.
Flying Mullet
12-07-2009, 01:53 PM
Women screw everything up. :aimmad:
Shlup
12-07-2009, 08:23 PM
It wasn't me! It was the stupid Pes for making Awesomemod expire when I was perfectly happy to keep everything outdated but working.
Let's see if reinstalling a fourth time will work... Right now the game runs, but it takes two hours to start up and like five minutes to click and stuff. That's progress right??
~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 09:42 PM
We believe in you!~
Loony BoB
12-07-2009, 10:33 PM
I WANT TO BELIEVE.
scrumpleberry
12-07-2009, 10:50 PM
Oh jesus I hate it when this happens. I uninstalled it totally and got rid of even all the registry files and everything and reinstalled it without cc and it worked. STUPID EA >(
I'm so sorry for you shlup. :aimkiss: You're a brave lady!
Shlup
12-07-2009, 11:44 PM
I did that twice now. I'm thinking maybe I should reinstall and not update this time. Even without mods in it it's still loading super epically slow.
Any further tips are appreciated.
~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 11:48 PM
is your pc on a warranty?
Shlup
12-08-2009, 12:04 AM
It has nothing to do with my PC. -_-;
scrumpleberry
12-08-2009, 12:04 AM
Sorry, I repatched mine fully :( I had the problems with 1.4 though. I can't help you.
Also the internet is really hideously unhelpful about this. Hate EA, stupid stupid stupid. Patches god argh.
Logie
12-08-2009, 12:09 AM
Goodluck with getting your game to work! I can't wait until I invest in additional RAM so Sims 3 can actually function on my computer. :p /fail.
This is an awesomesauce project, by the way. Highly entertaining! :D
Flying Mullet
12-08-2009, 01:13 PM
Does it help if I tell you that my dog's name is Patches and she functions perfectly?
Nuuu where is my sims goodness? I go away and come back expecting two maybe three updates but all I get is bad news! Damn you technology for making Shlup unable to provide the required sims goodness to sustain me D:
~*~Celes~*~
12-13-2009, 04:35 AM
I guess this means it's not workin yet :-/
Jessweeee♪
12-13-2009, 04:40 AM
;_;
Christmas
12-13-2009, 04:59 AM
Someone take over Shlup? :(
Flying Mullet
12-13-2009, 07:23 PM
I don't think anyone here has the balls to be Shlup. :(
Laddy
12-13-2009, 10:10 PM
My sims are working! I'll take it from here if Shlup can't continue.
My Sims 3 wasn't working, but I reinstalled it to desktop, and my mods worked fantastically!
VexNet
12-14-2009, 04:59 AM
oh man, That's bad news! I hope you get it working soon Shlup!
My copy of Sims 3 can't even load the game without turning the pc itself off!
Shlup
12-14-2009, 05:32 AM
I'll get it working. I haven't tried in a few days 'cause I went away for the weekend. It's my favorite game and I want to play it, dangit!
Madonna
12-18-2009, 04:38 AM
Dear Shlup,
One baby in and you crash the thing; what gives!?
Love,
Lynx
Postscript - I wish you could enjoy your game too!
Flying Mullet
12-18-2009, 01:34 PM
Babies ruin everything.
But I liked my sim. He was not as lame as me :(
~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 01:19 AM
:cry::cry:
Christmas
12-22-2009, 01:43 AM
Shall we all put the blame on Flying Mullet? :(
That sounds acceptable, let's do that.
Flying Mullet
12-22-2009, 11:09 AM
I am afraid I cannot support this.
Shlup
12-22-2009, 11:23 AM
*sigh*
Iceglow
12-22-2009, 12:39 PM
*sigh*
less sighing more fixing
Christmas
12-22-2009, 02:14 PM
:colbert:
Psychotic
12-22-2009, 02:27 PM
Shlup should close this thread and filter the word "Sims" to a picture of a snow penis so that she can ban anyone who mentions it.
Shlup
12-23-2009, 04:06 AM
I've tried everything I can think of. Except actually giving butthole EA my money and buying a legit copy of the game. *sigh*
Actually, I guess I could download a different version. Don't see how that would help but couldn't hurt.
Just letting ya'll know I'm still working on it.
Christmas
12-23-2009, 04:15 AM
So it is a pirated copy? No wonder. :(
Shlup
12-23-2009, 04:24 AM
Pfft, it's EA, any copy of any game of theirs could combust at any moment.
Christmas
12-23-2009, 04:26 AM
A non-pirated one will last longer! Long enough to finish the thread maybe! :(
Shlup
12-23-2009, 06:29 AM
If I had the money I might cave and get it. I hate giving money to EA though.
Maybe I'll try a different pirated version... It worked fine until I was forced to patch it.
Christmas
12-23-2009, 10:22 AM
If I had the money I might cave and get it. I hate giving money to EA though.
Maybe I'll try a different pirated version... It worked fine until I was forced to patch it.
This is getting nowhere. :(
Screw paying them for the game, pirate it until it works baby :aimkiss:
Shlup
12-24-2009, 04:14 AM
I knew Jiro was my bromeo. :snuggle:
Moon Rabbits
12-25-2009, 10:10 AM
Why hello hilarious thread I was unaware existed.
Shlup
12-27-2009, 08:33 AM
Hilarious if I could get it fucking working.
I'm downloading another version but BJ keeps making me stop it to play Left 4 Dead 2. :/
My version worked when I pirated, but it was only a half-content icky version. :(
Laddy
12-27-2009, 09:44 AM
Reinstall to desktop!
Shlup
12-27-2009, 09:51 AM
To desktop?! Why to desktop?
Laddy
12-27-2009, 10:14 AM
Worked for meeeeee!
Jessweeee♪
12-28-2009, 08:53 PM
The only problem I had with the pirated version was that I couldn't patch it and kleptos took my babies :(
Laddy
12-29-2009, 12:03 PM
Seriously, there is no reason for you not to buy the game, I'd be more than willing to mail you a copy. :colbert:
Shlup
12-29-2009, 12:11 PM
I'm poor. :mymelbert:
Dignified Pauper
12-29-2009, 02:07 PM
Why the hell am I Dr. Pauper?
Shlup
12-29-2009, 02:13 PM
Dr. D. Pauper, MD
Psychotic
12-29-2009, 02:51 PM
You have no idea how tempting it is to change the thread title to read "Episode 4" and sit back and watch the confusion and anger.
Flying Mullet
12-29-2009, 03:47 PM
I approve.
Shlup
12-30-2009, 06:01 AM
EVERY TIME I THINK I'VE MADE PROGRESS TOWARDS FIXING IT NOTHING IS BETTER I HATE THIS GAME :crying:
Laddy
12-31-2009, 04:32 AM
I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.
On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:
~*~Celes~*~
12-31-2009, 04:33 AM
I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.
On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:
that's oddly specific.
Moon Rabbits
12-31-2009, 05:12 AM
I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.
On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:
that's oddly specific.
I have a thing for Scandinavian men with shaved heads :bigsmile:
edit: o_O Not ... skinheads though >_~~~~
Shlup
12-31-2009, 07:23 AM
I. WILL. MAIL. YOU. IT.
On one condition: You nestle me with a attractive French black man with dreadlocks. :colbert:
I'll feel bad if it still doesn't work. :/
Though I do have several nice sets of dreads.
Psychotic
12-31-2009, 03:48 PM
I want my Sim to marry a blonde Californian chick whose name rhymes with "FlupQuack" and cannot figure out how to make a video game work. Thx in advance!!!
I'd rather have the thread end here than have it be soiled by a Frenchman. :colbert:
Laddy
01-03-2010, 02:33 PM
A black Frenchman!
~*~Celes~*~
01-25-2010, 06:46 AM
:(
Shlup
02-02-2010, 09:33 PM
I spent a lot of hours trying to fix this stupid game. Like a lot. But it was pissing me off.
So Genius Lynx bought a legit copy so that I can enjoy my favorite game again and post more pictures! Hooray!
As thanks to Lynx, he will be the active Sim for episode five, only 'cause I had already started playing episode four before all those compatibility issues.
After installing the game and being sure the town was safe, I had to spend another, oh... 20-ish hours digging through my custom content to get rid of corrupt files. For The Sims 2 I had about 16GB of custom content; for this game I have about 700MB 'cause it's so freaking buggy.
I also spruced up the place. I can now do the following things:
Adjust the size of any Sims head, neck, shoulders, cans, waist, ba-donk, thighs, and calves. As such, DK has received a makeover. I also look smokin' in a bathing suit. (http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-266.jpg)
Adjust a lot more stuff on the face. As such, Rye has received a makeover.
In accordance with #1 and #2, the sign-up form has been updated.
Oh yeah, Proto somehow disappeared so I remade him. He looks mostly the same but with better clothes.
I can click any Sim and edit them, check their status, or make them active. This makes playing the game this way much, much easier.
I have installed a new story progression engine that is awesome.
While testing the custom content I have left and the new mods there were a lot of pop-ups. While I type up episode four I will share with you...
Eyeson: Episode 3.5
Stuff That Happened While I Pissed Around
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264b.jpg
This... feels right.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264c.jpg
That's right, scrumpleberry is the town bicycle. I shat.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264d.jpg
This is perhaps the most unsurprising thing that has happened in the history of me playing this game ever.
Also, I need to change her name the Abominatrix or something.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264e.jpg
I do not know what this means for our safety or that of our children.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264f.jpg
Aaaaand BoB is the man-ho. Happy Birthday.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264g.jpg
Emo alert!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264h.jpg
Haha, smitten is sick of Lev's :bou::bou::bou::bou:.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264i.jpg
Cute.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264j.jpg
Quin and Sir Lancealot are both named "The Queer." What does that say about my imagination that that's the name I accidentally use twice?
But, yes, Lance has his own place now.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264k.jpg
I knew she was contagious.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264l.jpg
That's right, the first lady BoB goes for after officially being declared the town man-ho is I Don't Need a Name's mother.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3pt5/Screenshot-264m.jpg
Don't go there, Jessweeee.
Ahaha, the game called Proto a peon.
So that is what happened while I was testing, and I'm gonna type out episode four right now. :penciltrick:
scrumpleberry
02-02-2010, 10:17 PM
Oh my god, what a nice thing to do! That's really lovely of Genius Lynx.
Also Hooray Forever :bigsmile:
Also oblig "hop on boys n girls! :jokey:"
I Don't Need A Name
02-02-2010, 10:27 PM
Oh no...so who's my father?!
Does that mean I may have BoB as a stepdad :eek:
Flying Mullet
02-02-2010, 10:31 PM
:love: Chocolate Thief Locke :love:
Jessweeee♪
02-02-2010, 11:04 PM
My last name is Cakeface? Awesome xD
NO JESSWEE LOOK AT ME I'M DOING STUFF TOO.
*ATTENTION PLZ*
Shlup
02-02-2010, 11:06 PM
I tried to make every last name offensive but sometimes I just can't help myself.
And, IDNAN, your mother is your mother and your father.
Rantz
02-02-2010, 11:12 PM
Sir Lynx is a Real Hero! Round of applause!
Shlup
02-02-2010, 11:54 PM
Note: In accordance with California state law, pop-ups that are not related to the current on-screen goings-on will be accompanied by a pop-up pastry.
Eyeson: Episode 3
Towards the end of episode three,
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep3/Screenshot-359.jpg
OMG this scared me for a sec. I was like "omg twins nooooo" but it said we only had one so whatev.
When I went to play again, I noticed this:
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-265b.jpg
WHY?!
So, even though I spent forever giving my self-Sim a http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-267.jpg, I was like smurf this.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-269.jpg
So I left them on MILF's doorstep...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-270.jpg
...and walked my ass back home.
So then I picked a new name out of The Hat to play for this time and...
I'm My Own MILF
smurf. This game is out to get me.
Yes, this seriously was not on purpose.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/omgwhoisit.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-271.jpg
First thing that happens is Rye calls him up.
Rye: Uhm, hey, did you know you have a giant larvae infestation in your yard?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-271b.jpg
Meanwhile, Marshall Banana is taking over.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-273.jpg
Aww, that's much better than the last time he was allowed around one of my babies (http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sims/end33.jpg) (who was also scrumpleberry, fyi).
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-274.jpg
He also is not a bright fellow.
MILF, if your dong is too short to reach the toilet from there, just sit down.
Oh, and then something awesome happened.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-274b.jpg
MILF got stuck in the fridge.
I could not get him out.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-275.jpg
As his babymomma, I made myself active.
I was at Jessweeee and Mogi's, apparently.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-276.jpg
Me: My babydaddy, he crazy. I got go.
I went home, invited MILF over, he said yes, and then...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-276b.jpg
Fuuuu-- Can't get his own ass out of the fridge.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-277.jpg
I went over there but he was still stuck.
I could hear him screaming from the fridge every time I rang the doorbell.
I fixed it by moving him and the twins into my house and then back again.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-287.jpg
I had MILF quit his job at the cemetery to start on his career as a writer.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-279.jpg
Unfortunately, he spends more time pretending to write and instead starring at the wallpaper of his mancrush.
Much like real life, I'm sure.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-279b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-281.jpg
Cute daddy time!
This is Shluplette, who I mentioned in the last episode was named Rita, but smurf that.
Her sister is Quacklorina.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-281b.jpg
Haha, balls.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-282.jpg
Raising twins is a bitch so MILF called a sitter and I sent him out.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-282b.jpg
smurfing ingrate.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-285.jpg
He, of his own accord, decided to sit down with Flying Mullet for a game of chess.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-284.jpg
He's already turning into one of those parents that doesn't shut the smurf up about his kids.
MILF: Shluplette has really taken to the bottle just fine, but Quacklorina struggles with the girth of the nipple. It would really
be a lot easier if I could just grow a nice set of breasts like their mother's.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-285b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-286.jpg
Hey, how's that novel going, hmm?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-289.jpg
Bah, never a moment of peace!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-288.jpg
Jesus Christ, don't puke on the baby!!
He seriously gagged like he was going to puke on the baby.
WTF.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-290.jpg
Aww, awwwwwwww.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-292.jpg
This is like porn to me. Men holding babys, UNF.
...Wait, don't call the cops, that's totally a legit thing to say.
Right?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-291.jpg
Ah, feck. Et tu, Shluplette?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-292b.jpg
P.S. Why the smurf does scrumps insist on wearing this 24/7 now?
This is awful. The outfit I made for her is cute.
smurf you, scumpleberry!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-292c.jpg
LOLOLOL
Congrats, I Don't Need a Name, you're a big brother.
Anyway.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-292d.jpg
Yes, this. No more larvae!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-293.jpg
This is how I spent my first birthday too.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-294.jpg
Pop! Super cute!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-295.jpg
Such good parenting examples.
MILF: You're a big girl now, I am done lugging your ass around!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-295b.jpg
'Cause they're twins, yo.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-296.jpg
Renesmee??
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-297.jpg
Eww, redneck baby.
BABY MAKEOVERS!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-303.jpg
SUPER CUTE!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-302.jpg
They take after their father in a lot of ways.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-305b.jpg
Okay, yes, lawl, but wait for it...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-305c.jpg
*dead*
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-305d.jpg
This is my lolling.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-306.jpg
Quacklorina http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-307.jpg
Shluplette http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-307b.jpg
I knew sk was into bad boys.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-307c.jpg
P.S. Remember she is his boss. Scandal!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-309.jpg
Daddy, how can you resist that face?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-308.jpg
Oh, that's why you ate the last one.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-311.jpg
This is me in like three years. Except with boobs.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-312.jpg
Shluplette: This... is the greatest thing I have ever seen in this whole house.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-313.jpg
Shluplette: *nom*
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-314.jpg
Okay, enough of this daddy :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Everyone else is out bouncing around like bunnies with the wrong people--let's call Rye.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-314b.jpg
Ohohoho, but she calls him first. To help him with his career. Soulmates much?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-315.jpg
MILF: Hey bb, you want 2 go out?
Rye: Sry, so busy!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-316.jpg
Oh, hey, where the smurf is she going!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-317.jpg
MILF: *stalks*
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-318.jpg
MILF: *stalks more better*
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-319.jpg
Bah, going into the bookstore. As usual. Gorramit.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-320.jpg
Mogi will keep MILF company while he stalks. http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/heart.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-320b.jpg
Dammit, Lekaka, usurp the bastard!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-320c.jpg
Looks like being around Marshall leveled him up.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-321.jpg
This isn't creepy at all. Really.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-322.jpg
This is though.
Not a snack, demondude, not a snack.
P.S. Every time I see this dude lately he's all army'd up.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-323.jpg
The town thug sports pink scrubs and can often be found trailing behind the large black man in the magenta thong.
Repeal Prop 8!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-328.jpg
Shoeberto has arrived!
Why the smurf does he look like a curious pixie? Is he on meth?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-329.jpg
Oo, he found something to be bi curious about!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-329b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-329c.jpg
I know you were desperate for a friend, Markus, but this was a bad choice.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-329d.jpg
Run, Laddy's mom! Protect your uterus!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-330.jpg
Meanwhile, back at home, MILF is fantasizing about the toilet paper.
Where is your other hand??
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/poptart.pnghttp://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-330b.jpg
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-331.jpg
Next day's Rye-stalking started out a bit better.
Though MILF didn't seem to agree.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-332.jpg
Finally! Even scrumps is releived, in her ugly yellow hat.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-333.jpg
Across the intersection, DP contemplates ending it all.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-334.jpg
And back to where we were, scrumpleberry is fighting with a little girl over hot dogs.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-335.jpg
MILF learns that Rye is single.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-336.jpg
And I learn that Marshall and pregnancy do not mix. Wow.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-337.jpg
But things are going well.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-340.jpg
For now.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-342.jpg
DUN DUN DUN.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
I believe I have everyone on the character list, minus a couple of portraits. Please check?
I also added a list of who has spawned whom.
And, fyi, the game has been incredibly smooth and stable other than that issue with MILF getting stuck in the fridge. It loads in half the time it used to, and it used to lag for about 30 seconds every single time I took a picture, but now it's like two seconds. Woo!
View the entire Episode 4 gallery (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/), which includes 15 pics not posted in this episode, here.
Marshall Banana
02-03-2010, 12:13 AM
BoB, I'll kill you. :kaocry2:
Levian
02-03-2010, 12:45 AM
rubah dooby doo is an excellent name :D
Madonna
02-03-2010, 01:19 AM
I only did it to impress the ladies, I swear!
Kids?! Kids!? Do you know what this means?! Family trees! Nothing thrills me more in the Sims than watching which families come together, see whose lines die out, and watching the relationships grow more and more convoluted!
BoB, you rake! You do not even have the decency to ride a bike!
Mean names are all the rage!
I Don't Need A Name
02-03-2010, 01:45 AM
BoB! You make me a brother, then run away!
THIS IS WAR :mad2:
Shiny
02-03-2010, 02:04 AM
Hahahaha @ MILF toliet paper, demondude's crotch stare and DK's blocking of his butt.
Shlupette looks like a smaller version of Jason Kidd.
Psychotic
02-03-2010, 03:57 AM
Quacklorina? Shlupette? Dear God, woman!
Is getting stuck in the fridge something that can actually happen in TS3 or is it a bug? Either way that is hella funny.
Also bring the noise, Mullet. I'll make sure you don't die of old age. :cool:
PS: Buttface? I...I thought we had something special. :cry:
Markus. D
02-03-2010, 04:17 AM
Sensual~~~
Shlup
02-03-2010, 04:29 AM
Is getting stuck in the fridge something that can actually happen in TS3 or is it a bug? Either way that is hella funny.
He was actually in front of the fridge and invisible. But still unable to move. *shrug*
Moon Rabbits
02-03-2010, 04:52 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-293.jpg
This is how I spent my first birthday too.
I almost died laughing.
edit: you said to post this here so i posted this here
maybe you should do it :|:|:redface:
Looks
Fill this out or attach a photo (or two or three). Or both; I don't really care.
1) Male or Female - M~~~
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult - young adult :O
3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available. - white.
4) Describe how much fat is on your body. - i am skinny as smurf :o
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body. - nothing rippling just YOGA MUSCLES.
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail. (Facial hair too, for dudes.) - brown, short, and swooshy in the top / front. patchy irish beard.
7) Describe your face and body in as much or as little detail as you'd like. - picture maybe attached probably.
8) What color are your eyes? Be as specific as you'd like; I have unlimited colors. - greeny-orange-brown
9) Any other details? Glasses, braces, freckles, tattoos, piercings, etc? - freckles! vertical labret piercing and diamond nose stud! stretched ear lobes! script across my chest, octopus on my outer forearm starfish on my inner forearm on my left arm!
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics): everyday i guess. but fruity and colourful.
Personality
12) Choose up to five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)
-Absent-Minded
-Clumsy
-Dislikes Children
-Inappropriate
-Party Animal
13) Select a favorite food: sushi
14) Select a favorite music: 50 year old pop divas of the 80s and noise music.
15) Select a favorite color: Irish green (lighter) / light green / emerald / green of any kind. and pink.
here r sum photoz.
http://photos-c.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs017.snc3/12459_373647250112_504760112_10393159_1784429_n.jpg
http://photos-b.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc3/hs117.snc3/16446_207222894746_503209746_4103712_7360193_n.jpg
http://photos-a.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc1/hs140.snc1/5973_113845618577_504938577_2256357_2017383_n.jpg
demondude
02-03-2010, 07:19 AM
Why did I decide to join the army? xD AND WHY AM I STARING AT THAT MAN'S CROTCH I NEVER GET CAUGHT DAMN YOU.
Laddy
02-03-2010, 08:42 AM
Lol! Moar!
Iceglow
02-03-2010, 10:37 AM
mean while I seem to have disappeared completely and utterly from current events. I hope I wasn't lost in the transfer of data ect. Mullet me rocks ok...
Still hopefully if the game comes out with someone who lives with me there should be some interaction with me.
Slothy
02-03-2010, 01:09 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-323.jpg
The town thug sports pink scrubs and can often be found trailing behind the large black man in the magenta thong.
Repeal Prop 8!
Only real men wear pink scrubs and magenta thongs. :cool:
Jessweeee♪
02-03-2010, 02:28 PM
Is Vivi22 gaining weight or are the scrubs making him look fat? D:
vinnie's mini's
02-03-2010, 03:26 PM
:omghey: Another awesome episode! :D So many babies! They're so cute ~
I can't wait for more :3 More stalking and crotch staring perhaps? :bigsmile:
qwertysaur
02-03-2010, 03:30 PM
I'll repost this in case you forgot with the crazyness from the last month and this thread :p
Is it still possible to sign up? if so then
1) Male or Female
Male
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Young Adult
3) Describe your skin tone.
Caucasian Fair
4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
Very Slim
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
very Slim
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail.
Brown, Straight and pretty short. No facial hair
7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
Oval shaped, I have a Jew nose so it is larger than average and other than that pretty soft facial features
8) What color are your eyes?
Grey, they reflect what I am wearing so they change color.
9) Do you wear glasses? If you do, describe them.
Oval shaped silver glasses.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
no
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
everyday: Green Shirt, short sleeves and khakis, beige.
formal: A Green Suit if possible. :p
pajamas: Something blue, just to be different
athletic wear: The green one
swimsuit: Green shorts.
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Bookworm
-Computer Whiz
-Friendly
-Genius
-Kleptomaniac
13) Select a favorite food:
spagetti and meatballs
14) Select a favorite music:
classical
15) Select a favorite color:
green (were you really surprised by this one)
Chloe.
02-03-2010, 04:05 PM
Ahahahaha, I was laughing like the whole way through that. :D
Slothy
02-03-2010, 04:06 PM
Is Vivi22 gaining weight or are the scrubs making him look fat? D:
Scrubs make everyone look fat.
Shlup
02-03-2010, 07:02 PM
mean while I seem to have disappeared completely and utterly from current events. I hope I wasn't lost in the transfer of data ect. Mullet me rocks ok...
Still hopefully if the game comes out with someone who lives with me there should be some interaction with me.
I saw you a couple of times but you didn't do anything. You didn't come up at all in the pop ups though.
Is Vivi22 gaining weight or are the scrubs making him look fat? D:
Pretty sure it's the scrubs, though if he does get fat I will lol.
:omghey: Another awesome episode! :D So many babies! They're so cute ~
I can't wait for more :3 More stalking and crotch staring perhaps? :bigsmile:
Maybe your Sim will actually show up next time too. She came out super cute, I think!
I'll repost this in case you forgot with the crazyness from the last month and this thread :p
Is it still possible to sign up? if so then
1) Male or Female
Male
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult
Young Adult
3) Describe your skin tone.
Caucasian Fair
4) Describe how much fat is on your body.
Very Slim
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body.
very Slim
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail.
Brown, Straight and pretty short. No facial hair
7) Describe your face in as much or as little detail as you'd like.
Oval shaped, I have a Jew nose so it is larger than average and other than that pretty soft facial features
8) What color are your eyes?
Grey, they reflect what I am wearing so they change color.
9) Do you wear glasses? If you do, describe them.
Oval shaped silver glasses.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it.
no
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics):
everyday: Green Shirt, short sleeves and khakis, beige.
formal: A Green Suit if possible. :p
pajamas: Something blue, just to be different
athletic wear: The green one
swimsuit: Green shorts.
Personality
12) Choose five of the following personality traits:
-Bookworm
-Computer Whiz
-Friendly
-Genius
-Kleptomaniac
13) Select a favorite food:
spagetti and meatballs
14) Select a favorite music:
classical
15) Select a favorite color:
green (were you really surprised by this one)
thx u; I tried looking through to be sure I got everyone's, but I had the feeling I must've missed someone. I'll make your Sim and Moon Rabbit's today.
vinnie's mini's
02-03-2010, 07:15 PM
Maybe your Sim will actually show up next time too. She came out super cute, I think!
Well I'll keep my fingers crossed :bigsmile: I'm a very patient person, so no worries :3
Oooh yays! :omghey: I'm sure shes very cute :love:
qwertysaur
02-03-2010, 07:55 PM
yay! :)
~*~Celes~*~
02-05-2010, 12:56 PM
:jess:
Shoeberto
02-05-2010, 06:15 PM
My sim is actually fairly accurate xD Creepiness and all! Good work.
The kiddies are super mega cute, too. Good episode :up:
Xaven
02-12-2010, 07:48 AM
This is nearly better than Ugly Betty. o_o Truly~!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep4/Screenshot-323.jpg
ahahahahhahahahahahahaahha
Madame Adequate
02-12-2010, 10:08 AM
ahahahahaha this is so beautiful and amazing
i love being the star
Loony BoB
02-12-2010, 02:22 PM
I'm sure all these people yelling at me will make a lot more sense when I get home and see the pictures associated because I don't think I'm mentioned in the text anywhere. =x
Flying Mullet
02-12-2010, 02:26 PM
Quick, remove all of the images so BoB never knows what we're talking about!
Loony BoB
02-13-2010, 08:11 AM
Too late! And ahahaha, so far this is nothing like I am in real life aside. I am amused all the same. Man, what happened with me and Danielle, did we break up pretty early on or something? Gay. Oh well! I'm not sure which I should be singing first, I Get Around or Laddy's Mum (to the tune of Stacey's Mum).
Shlup
02-13-2010, 08:56 AM
You and Danielle were never a couple, you just live together. I'm mostly letting them do their own thing. ;D
You still live with her though, while your babies run around town.
And here I was thinking that we were seeing a perfect representation of BoB condensed into Sim form
Xaven
02-13-2010, 10:55 AM
*stands* No one can stop me! >:D
1) BOY
2) Young adult. :(
3) White con slight tan. Never pale. :P
4) Skim as soy milk. :D
5) Mid. :D
6) Hair! (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/Vinylcake/BrandonPostHaircut.jpg)
7) A face, with different (no) lighting? (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/Vinylcake/Mobile%20Uploads/0213000102.jpg)
I usually have happy/surprised eyebrows and my eyes are smile-squished. :D Hooked nose, slightly long. Small ears! >:O Not as hairy as genetics would have me. Trimmers are nice, aren't they?
8) Aizon my eyes: Weak blue polluted with tints of green. Where that falls on a color palette, you decide.
9) Glasses here (http://i13.photobucket.com/albums/a260/Vinylcake/Bran_Hermione.jpg) which for some reason I am not wearing in any other picture here. Brown, frame on top, framless bottom. Don't wear them at night, whilst working out, or when swimming (some people do!).
10) My face makes nothing up! What you see is truth! [/deep]
11) Clothing!:
Everyday: Bright, loud tee or v-neck with a tasteful unbuttoned shirt over it; dark to mid skinny jeans; color-scheme matched All Stars.
Formal: Black 'n white tux, of course!
Pajamas: muscle-tee, plaid sweats
Athletic: muscle-tee, gym shorts, and running shoes. Anything else is silly!
Swim-wear: dark board shorts. :D
12) Personality!:
-Ambitious
-Excitable
-Friendly
-Lucky
-Neat
13) Autumn salad
14) Favorite music: Kids! Radio Disney anyone? You're socal, right? AM 1110! Turn it on!
15) Favorite color: Aqua
16) Either House #8 by myself (Look out world, I'm an independent girl~!), or whoever you wanna throw me with. Eyeson's real estate market seems rather... deflated.
I'm looking forward to the next episode. :excited:
~*~Celes~*~
03-03-2010, 02:23 AM
beep
Dignified Pauper
03-03-2010, 03:28 AM
That Loony BoB penetrated me, and I never forgave him for it. Well, my anger has been getting the better of me. My silly pool-house just isn't enough, and now, I'm just gonna drown myself in the pool and forget about everything.
Shlup
03-03-2010, 03:37 AM
beep
I'll beep you!
I didn't forget; I play in spurts. I don't want to get burned out by trying to keep up with what other people want like someone did.
Psychotic
03-03-2010, 04:25 AM
It's better to burn out than to fade away. :colbert:
Shlup
03-03-2010, 04:34 AM
...Possibly.
~*~Celes~*~
03-03-2010, 05:06 AM
You make a good point! *waits*
Psychotic
03-03-2010, 05:11 AM
No she doesn't! Bother her until she produces updates or snaps and goes crazy. It's win-win!
~*~Celes~*~
03-03-2010, 05:13 AM
Just because YOU get all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when she goes insane on you doesn't mean all the rest of us do :colbert:
Iceglow
03-03-2010, 12:41 PM
Just because YOU get all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when she goes insane on you doesn't mean all the rest of us do :colbert:
I'm with Psy on this Celes, I mean I think everyone bar you gets all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when Shlup goes insane.
I Don't Need A Name
03-03-2010, 12:52 PM
It's better to burn out than to fade away. :colbert:
I KNOW HIS NAME.
Flying Mullet
03-03-2010, 12:53 PM
Just because YOU get all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when she goes insane on you doesn't mean all the rest of us do :colbert:
I'm with Psy on this Celes, I mean I think everyone bar you gets all saucy and firey hawt in the pants when Shlup goes insane.
Leave my pants out of this, thankyouverymuch! :colbert:
~*~Celes~*~
03-03-2010, 02:50 PM
I....I have a confession to make.
...It works on me too, I'm just ashamed to admit it :aimblush:
Shlup
03-03-2010, 11:07 PM
Meanwhile, in non-crazy land... Mm, ice cream.
Madonna
03-04-2010, 05:03 PM
It is clear Shlup hates my character!
http://www.bigroncoleman.com/media/Gal_Feb14LG.jpg
~*~Celes~*~
03-27-2010, 10:59 PM
I'm bumping this thread to the top because such an epic thread should not be lost.
Shlup
03-27-2010, 11:05 PM
Torturer!
I sure as hell ain't putting up a new episode this weekend. *iz party*
~*~Celes~*~
03-27-2010, 11:30 PM
I don't blame you, but I don't want this thread to sink to the bottom of the General Gaming forum, so I had to bump it ;-;
Shlup
03-27-2010, 11:49 PM
Yeah I still play sometimes; I haven't abandoned it I just play sooo slowly. An episode covers many hours of gameplay. This weekend is for birthday fun though.
Freya
03-28-2010, 07:00 AM
Oh wow there was new stuff of this? Crazy o.o
~*~Celes~*~
06-02-2010, 10:05 PM
BUMPAGE
Shlup
06-02-2010, 10:11 PM
What a coincidence, I just spent the last two days trying to get this game working again. And it kinda does. Fucking buggy-ass game.
Still, don't get people's hopes up! xP
Shlup
08-07-2010, 06:45 AM
Eyeson: Episode 5
Six months isn't that long so shut it.
Demon Dude was killed in an unfortunate accident.
Moon Rabbits and qwertysaur purchased lot 47 together. <3
Genius Lynx
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/omgwhoisit.gif
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-343.jpg
When I first found Lynx, he was at the local art museum, not making friends with Fonz.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-346.jpg
I don't know why he was even there--he hates art.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-348.jpg
Anyway, back at the lovely home he shares with Rubah, Fonz, and Dr. Pauper...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-351.jpg
...nothing was happening.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-349.jpg
Oh, Christmas and I were playing tag across the street. That was happening.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-353.jpg
Lynx made a salad.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-354.jpg
And then ate it. Alone.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-355.jpg
Dr. Pauper worked on his dissertation.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-356.jpg
And Lynx fell asleep, dreaming of monies.
And I screamed.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-357.jpg
AHHHRRRGGGHHH! Gotta do something.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-358.jpg
Gotta find someone to play with.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-359.jpg
No one at the gym.
('Cause you're all fat.)
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-360.jpg
The library, for some reason, is always a good place to meet people.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-361.jpg
Dammiiiiiiit!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-362.jpg
At least he'll always have himself.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-364.jpg
Ah-HA! Jessw will play with Lynx!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-365.jpg
...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-366.jpg
...Did I mention that [Sim] Lynx is kind of a dick?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-366.jpg
BoB: Whee! WHEE!! I LOVE THE SWING!
Lynx: DAMMIT I'LL KILL YOU!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-367.jpg
Ahahahahahaha, pwnd.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-368.jpg
And he's already onto his next evil plan...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-369.jpg
...of walking his sorry-ass home.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-370.jpg
Meanwhile, behind Lynx, Shoe and Chloe are doing whaaaaat?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-371.jpg
Vote now: Cute or wrong?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-372.jpg
Alright, Lynx, we need to do something. In fact, this is the point where I played another neighborhood for several months.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-395.jpg
And then I came back and learned that, when in cameraman mode, if you hold CTRL+A or D you can tilt the camera.
You will be seeing a lot of this from now on. TILT!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-399.jpg
TILT!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-400.jpg
PINK GIRAFFE!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-427.jpg
Lynx: Don't worry, baby, I got this.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-448b.jpg
EXPANSION PACK GET! Screw the rest of these boneheads, Lynx is going to Egypt.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-429.jpg
Rubah came too. 'Cause why not?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-430.jpg
Cocky priss.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-431.jpg
...Not quite as luxurious as I was expecting.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-432.jpg
Oh, hey, an adventure board.
This is totally the first time I've played this expansion pack, by the way.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-433.jpg
LYNX LET'S ADVENTURE!!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-434.jpg
...While Rubah reads. I smurfing hate bookworm Sims.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-435.jpg
Look how happy he is!
Also, when I changed Lynx's shirt I couldn't find any shoes I liked so he doesn't get any.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-437.jpg
Yo, bitch, I heard you got an adventure for me.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-438.jpg
Oh, yeah, workin' hard.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-439.jpg
Chick: I totally forgot my homework in the bottom of like a tomb or something. It's actually right by your camp.
Will you bring it to me? I'd get it myself but Egyptian Oprah is starting.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-439c.jpg
So we buy our essential adventure supplies.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-440.jpg
From this guy. Look how happy he is to see us!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-439b.jpg
During this time, Lynx is wishing he had stayed home and enrolled in a career as a stylist.
YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE HAIR, LYNX!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-441.jpg
Ehehe! He's always so excited!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-442.jpg
I love how he runs everywhere and his little feet go pit-pat-pit-pat.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-443.jpg
Nearby, Rubah is making friends with strangers. Based on what that guys thinking, this is probably not the best idea.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-445.jpg
Before you adventure you gotta hydrate! TAKE NOTE!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-446.jpg
Oh. This is a little... underwhelming.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-448.jpg
Oo, questionable stairs.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-449.jpg
Now we're talkin'! Dead people = ADVENTURE!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-450.jpg
:bou::bou::bou::bou: I can find monies!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-452.jpg
TREASURE!!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/th_Video-18.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/?action=view¤t=Video-18.mp4)
And then this happened and I was like whaaaaa--
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-452b.jpg
And then even as I was making fun of Lynx for being dumbfounded by shiny I realized that, if I exited cameraman mode, there was LOOT!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-453.jpg
The loot was a keystone. OMG I feel like I'm playing Neverwinter Nights except cuter!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-453.jpg
Don't start getting smug now.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-455.jpg
That didn't last long. Spooky music has started.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-457.jpg
What's this...?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-458.jpg
It's a thing with feet prints! Put your feet there immediately; it is undoubtedly safe!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-459.jpg
I'M ON THE EDGE OF MY SEAT!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-460.jpg
Do-do-do-DOOOOOOO! [That was Zelda-get music, k.]
I honestly kind of expected monsters to jump out. And then I remembered I was playing The Sims and was like baw.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-462.jpg
Well that was exciting.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-463.jpg
...Now what. I'm kind of lonely. :(
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-465.jpg
Oo, dessert trash. GET IT!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/th_Video-20.jpg (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/?action=view¤t=Video-20.mp4)
...Wait, what. Lynx is confusing.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-469.jpg
I tried to get him to do something else but he just bitched at me until I let him go to sleep. Pansy.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-474.jpg
Anyway, he gave the chick her homework back.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-475.jpg
And then was off to find another adventure!
What's Rubah doing?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-477.jpg
Ooooo, I peeked.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-478.jpg
I went to talk to the next adventure-giving person, but she ran away. >:[
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-479.jpg
Thankfully, she remained right there and in that position until Lynx caught up.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-480.jpg
She's all "Hey, buddeh, go collect some valuable rocks for me around the pyramids." So Lynx did because adventure.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-481.jpg
We found one rock, but it wasn't even the right kind. Lynx was getting sad.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-482.jpg
So he took a shower-in-a-can and got happy again! YAAAY!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-483.jpg
So I decided that looking for rocks around the pyramid was lame and had Lynx poke the door.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-484.jpg
I actually jumped a little when it opened; I thought it wasn't gonna. I love how that other adventurer totally doesn't notice.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-484b.jpg
Yaaay! Adventure, adventure!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-485.jpg
Now this is the good stuff.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-486.jpg
Lynx is loosing his enthusiasm quickly.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-486b.jpg
You and me both, buddy. Hmm....
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-487.jpg
Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:, oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:, Lynx you did something!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-488.jpg
I'm sorry I didn't mean to kill yooooouuuu!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-489.jpg
Oh, hey, a tiny bag of money. What was all the drama-face for?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-490.jpg
Next room contains yet more adventure! Let's die today! Yaaaay!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-491.jpg
No you may not GTFO! Do things!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-492.jpg
Hmm... Treasure in front of a strategically placed hole. That's not suspicious.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-493.jpg
THAT IS NOT WHAT I HAD EXPECTED.
New plan!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-494.jpg
Lynx, cram your hand in that dark mummy-tomb hole!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-496.jpg
Yes you can be a hair stylist when you get home! Now cram deeper!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-497.jpg
Success!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-500.jpg
We have completed a room! I feel so accomplished!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-501.jpg
Constant dart-streams... I do not think that is very economical.
~PART 2 IS IN THE NEXT POST~
Shlup
08-07-2010, 06:45 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-502.jpg
Here, Lynx, do some manual labor.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-504.jpg
OMG stop to scratch your ass one more time I swear. D:
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-505.jpg
Oo, we found an ancient Egyptian refrigerator.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-507.jpg
I LOVE TREASURE!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-508.jpg
Hmm...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-510.jpg
OH YAY WE CAN SLEEP IN HERE!
I would kind of prefer to leave my clothes on in the mummy-filled pyramid though. Just sayin'.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-512.jpg
Skeeeeerry.
Oo, Rubah's awake. What's she doin'?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-513.jpg
DAMMIT! Now she doesn't even come out of her tent to read.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-514.jpg
Hey, look, a room with six wall-holes. Only one of which is lit up green with a path leading to it.
Let's try not that one! I'm sure it's safe!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-515.jpg
Yay! A sparkle!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-516.jpg
:bou::bou::bou::bou:!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-517.jpg
Sorry, buddeh.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-518.jpg
Oh. Well then.
New plan!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-519.jpg
Stick your hand in the hole!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-520.jpg
A newcomer appears!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-522.jpg
It's Rubah and her disdain!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-523.jpg
Maybe let's try sticking our hand in the obviously correct dark hold.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-524.jpg
Oh :bou::bou::bou::bou:! That's a dart to the eye for Lynx!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-525.jpg
And sparkles for Rubah!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-526.jpg
Onward!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-527.jpg
Yeeeaaaah! This room is full of adventure!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-528.jpg
Lynx gets to work dragging solid stone through fire...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-530.jpg
...while Rubah hides in a comfortable corner and has shady conversations on her cell phone.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-531.jpg
Hmmm... Another drag-something-onto-me platform appeared.
I have a plan!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-532.jpg
Rubah, be useful!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-533.jpg
Yes, Lynx, you are a pawn!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-534.jpg
And the prize behind door number one is...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-536.jpg
A huge smurfing pile of rubble to clear out! Yay!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-537.jpg
Rubah begins to re-think this whole "adventure" thing.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-538.jpg
Meanwhile, Lynx's hard work is rewarded with... another rubble pile!
Clear that out and...
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-539.jpg
This looks suspicious.
Let's walk straight to the other door!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-541.jpg
Oh that's why the floor was colored like lava.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-542.jpg
Sorry, buddeh.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-543.jpg
Rubah: Hmm... Something's different about you, Lynx... I can't put my finger on it.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-544.jpg
Let's do this the correct way, shall we?
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-545.jpg
Ahaha, guess Lynx isn't following Rubah any further.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-546.jpg
Treasure's all yours, Rubah.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-547.jpg
The impatient ass is gonna run through the fire!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-548.jpg
Oh, hey, he did it right.
He must be thinking of Eye of the Tiger.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-549.jpg
Team work.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-550.jpg
Lynx is whining that he's lonely, so I had him call Momiji while Rubah contemplated the boulder.
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-550b.jpg
Correction: mystical boulder. -_-;
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-550c.jpg
Goddammit! I thought I was getting near a mummy!
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-551.jpg
Oh well, back home.
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I'm conflicted 'cause it was fun to have ADVENTURE, but I missed antics of the other Sims. In TS2, time stood still back at home when a Sim was on vacation. I'm not yet sure if that's the case in TS3. I wonder if Shluplette and Quacklorina are children yet. *tear*
The character sign-up form has been updated to reflect the new expansion packs. Yeah, I got both of them. Yay!
View the entire Episode 5 gallery (http://s570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/), which includes 18 pics not posted in this episode, here.[/QUOTE]
Bunny
08-07-2010, 07:10 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-530.jpg
Why does Rubah look like Russell Brand?
Can I be in the next one? I'll fill out the sign up thing later.
Shlup
08-07-2010, 07:12 AM
Ahaha, she kinda does. I dunno, Sim Rubah is cute.
I dunno about the next one since I'm playing right now. I suppose it depends on how soon you fill out the thing so I can make your Sim.
Bunny
08-07-2010, 09:04 AM
If you do not make me, I will come to your house and creep all up and down your block.
1) Male or Female Male.
2) Teen, Young Adult, or Adult Young adult.
3) Describe your skin tone. Shades of blue, green, and pink are also available. Fairly pale but not completely. I have a little bit of color, although not much.
4) Describe how much fat is on your body. I can grab a fat roll if I try really, really, really hard. People hit me really hard when I tell them I am fat.
5) Describe how much muscle is on your body. I can do almost 50 reps of graham cracker-to-mouth action! I have some muscle but not an abundance. Be generous and don't make me a pale, skinny, white boy without an ounce of muscle.
6) Describe your hair color and style in detail. (Facial hair too, for dudes.) You may also browse for your own Sim hair--I recommend looking here. Sandy brown or dirty blonde, whichever one you prefer to call it. I think they are about the same color but what do I know about color? My hairstyle is pretty short, but not bald. I couldn't find a good picture of it or anything.
7) Describe your face and body in as much or as little detail as you'd like. I am a mix between Ryan Reynolds, Brad Pitt, and the criminal dude from The O.C. I MAKE THE PRETTY HAPPEN.
8) What color are your eyes? Be as specific as you'd like; I have unlimited colors. Bluer than the ocean with flecks of the yellowest yellows and tones of the GREENEST GREEN
9) Any other details? Glasses, braces, freckles, tattoos, piercings, etc? I wear thin-rimmed glasses with oval lenses. I also have a tattoo on my left bicep.
10) If you wear make-up, describe it. I do not wear make-up because I am not a clown or a woman.
11) Describe what you'd typically wear in each of the following categories (or post pics): everyday, formal, pajamas, athletic wear, swimsuit
Everyday: dark denim jeans and a regular t-shirt. Sometimes a button down t-shirt over the regular t-shirt.
Formal: dark "dress jeans" and a long-sleeve button down t-shirt.
Pajamas: Pajama pants and a white t-shirt.
Athletic Wear: Athletic shorts (basketball shorts??) and a t-shirt.
Swimsuit: Regular swimming shorts.
Personality
12) Choose up to five of the following personality traits: (Subject to alteration by me if people keep picking the same ones.)
-Charismatic
-Daredevil
-Eccentric
-Inappropriate
-Never Nude
13) Select a favorite food: sushi
14) Select a favorite music: classical
15) Select a favorite color: blue
Laddy
08-07-2010, 10:11 AM
Dammit, I wasted my first-ever orgasm on you, ShlupQuack.
With that aside, I surely appreciate your posting of this!
vinnie's mini's
08-07-2010, 12:44 PM
:kaoclove: That adventure was awesome!
I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire! :omghey:
Madame Adequate
08-07-2010, 01:14 PM
I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire! :omghey:
I thought that was hilarious, but I don't know why.
THANKS FOR THE UPDATE SHLUPPYKINS~ :bigsmile:
Psychotic
08-07-2010, 02:37 PM
Haha, ancient Egyptian tomb raiding, fantastic. Do mummies come out and attack?
Can't wait for the February update!
Christmas
08-07-2010, 02:48 PM
I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire!
I think Lynx turned into a Super Saiyan when he got burnt! :bigsmile:
Loony BoB
08-07-2010, 03:15 PM
Oh hey you've done stuff again! Yay, I missed this thread. Adventure was okay but I agree that mass antics are more amusing than Egypt.
Iceglow
08-07-2010, 03:39 PM
Yeah knowing Shlup it'll be another 6months before we actually get an update out of her (wench) however the next update should definitely include the awesomeness that is MULLET STEVE!!!!!
Rantz
08-07-2010, 07:26 PM
:up:
Shlup
08-07-2010, 09:41 PM
:kaoclove: That adventure was awesome!
I love how Lynx gets burnt and ends up with more hair! Such magical fire! :omghey:
Hahaha, I also found that amusing. xD
Haha, ancient Egyptian tomb raiding, fantastic. Do mummies come out and attack?
I know there are mummies somewhere but I couldn't find any. I'll bet there's one behind the mystical boulder.
Jessweeee♪
08-09-2010, 04:53 AM
I showed him :nonono:
~*~Celes~*~
08-09-2010, 05:39 AM
hahaha xD
Chloe.
08-09-2010, 10:51 PM
Hahaha I loved it, I've definitely missed this thread.
Also, I love how when Lynx got burnt all of his clothes disappeared but yet his underwear still managed to stay on with no holes or whatever xD
vinnie's mini's
08-09-2010, 11:01 PM
Also, I love how when Lynx got burnt all of his clothes disappeared but yet his underwear still managed to stay on with no holes or whatever xD
Oh yeah! xD Fireproof underwear: Protecting the important 'stuff' ;) .
Shlup
08-10-2010, 01:07 AM
Ehehe, it's adorable that you two just posted together 'cause I just saw your Sims hanging out around town.
vinnie's mini's
08-12-2010, 02:51 PM
That's awesome! Our Sims know us too well. :squee:
qwertysaur
08-13-2010, 03:30 AM
I love how there is a chain and lock in the "teamwork" picture :p
Loony BoB
08-13-2010, 09:42 AM
Ehehe, it's adorable that you two just posted together 'cause I just saw your Sims hanging out around town.
Any idea on timescales for the next update? :D
Dignified Pauper
08-13-2010, 05:11 PM
My manuscript will be amazing!
Shiny
08-15-2010, 07:40 AM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-548.jpg
He was actually thinking, You know that I love you boy. Hot like Mexico, rejoice!
Dignified Pauper
08-15-2010, 01:42 PM
http://i570.photobucket.com/albums/ss146/eoffsims/ep5/Screenshot-548.jpg
He was actually thinking, You know that I love you boy. Hot like Roger Mexico, rejoice!
I love you on multiple levels.
Madonna
08-15-2010, 10:53 PM
Hi! I suck for not being around! My time in the spotlight looked pretty fun, so thank you for making it cool! Cheers!
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