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Flying Mullet
11-10-2009, 01:59 PM
Which class could eat the most cheese in one sitting?

Inquiring minds would like to know.

11-10-2009, 07:24 PM
Fighter over Knight, because the Fighter's still a growing boy.

Although maybe White Wizard, because they'd be able to cure themselves of the inevitable sickness...

Meat Puppet
11-10-2009, 07:56 PM
trick question

there is no cheese in ff1

11-11-2009, 12:46 PM
The Master may be a master cheese eater, who knows? The Ninja is pretty quick, he might be able to eat faster. And Red Wizards are Red Wizards, 'nuff said.

I think this requires an eat off.

11-11-2009, 04:42 PM
Actually it might be the Ninja. Those skinny little Japanese guys seem to win all of the hotdog eating contests.

11-16-2009, 05:12 AM
I think a wizard... 'cause for their class their physical state is not important, so they don't count the calories of what they eat and they really don't care how much they eat... And maybe the most appropriated one is the White Wizard, 'cause as Raistlin said, they would probably be more free when eating cause they know they can cure themselves if they get sick...

Ninjas and other classes can be more fast when eating, but they can get tired or sick faster too, and end up eating less than a wizard... a wizard instead, can cast himself haste and eat faster, or cast slow to the others... Besides, Ninjas and fighters, and other jobs need good physical states, so they do count calories and measure what they eat...so they won't have the habit of eating that much... :B

But anyways, I agree with Meat Puppet, there is no cheese in FF1 :B ...

11-16-2009, 09:51 AM
The Master! Isn't that obvious?

11-16-2009, 12:16 PM
And maybe the most appropriated one is the White Wizard, 'cause as Jiro said, they would probably be more free when eating cause they know they can cure themselves if they get sick...

It was actually Raistlin who said that.

11-16-2009, 03:37 PM
Yeah, you better give me credit! This is such an important topic after all.

11-16-2009, 10:27 PM
Wahaha... sorry :B
I confused your nicknames, lol, as if they were so similar ._. ...
I was so lazy to scroll up the screen to quote, but I was making reference to Raistlin post :B ...
Now I edited my post =)

And I insist... Wizards FTW :B!!!

11-17-2009, 12:16 PM
Black Mage.

It's gotta be good at something.

Loony BoB
11-17-2009, 01:27 PM
Fighter. Fighters naturally eat more, it only makes sense. The Knight is restricted by his armour and the Black Belt is restricted by his Black Belt. But the Fighter, if I recall correctly, had fairly loose fitting clothes and this probably allowed for more room in his stomach for cheesey goodness.

11-17-2009, 04:15 PM
Black Mage.

It's gotta be good at something.

Don't make me sic Unne on you.

11-17-2009, 08:29 PM
Again I say wizards :B
Wizard tend to be more intelligent, intelligent people is kinda geek, and usually, geeks are fat...
Of course, a fat eats more cheese than someone in a good physical state =)...

Huckleberry Quin
11-20-2009, 12:15 AM
Who could eat more cheese? Any one of these characters, or a gladiator in the Collesseum? A gladiator, of course. Which of these characters is closest to a gladiator, the Fighter and the Master. And I'd have to give it to the Fighter between the two, because young people are food vacuums. All those MORONS talking about physical fighters needing to count calories are clearly dum dums. Nobody eats more than body builders.

Having said that, it's actually a trick question. The Thief is the correct answer. Why? Well, he'd steal everybody else's cheese and eat it gradually over a very long sitting. The others would finish long before he would because he has all the cheese, but he'd just continue eating for days. In fact, the others would probably just die before he even finished.

11-21-2009, 03:05 AM
It's a very good point that one about the Thief... But I think a wizard could cast stop to the thief in the beggining and then he just couldn't do a thing, not eating, not stealing :B ...

If you are considering that thief doesn't fail stealing, well, my wizard does not fail when casting stop >=) ...

11-21-2009, 04:07 AM
The Thief in FF1 just runs away fast, though.