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eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:44 AM
I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:45 AM
I just tied Psychotic.

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:47 AM
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OOOOOOOOOLD OKLAHOMA WHERE THE MOOOOOOOOONSHINE IS MADE

OH HOW I LOVE KOOL

AID

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:48 AM
yes sensei

i will do your bidding

what ever that may






be

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:48 AM
not to mention that mother of yours!

SHE LOOKS LIKE A PIT BULL

:tongue::colbert::happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday:happybday

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:49 AM
that's good! too bad it is late on a Saturday night.

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:49 AM
ya :\

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:51 AM
at leest we have each other

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:51 AM
that is something, isn't it.

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:51 AM
:ffvitrouble: says hi

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:52 AM
AH HOW IS http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/smilies/ffvitrouble.gif nowadays. TELL HIS mother thank you very much for the BOYSENBERRY PIE

It was delicious. :-)

krissy
11-29-2009, 06:55 AM
how is your avatar so big
how did you accidentally the whole avatar

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:56 AM
put the fucking cheat code in dumbass



sorry, sorry

tht was a bit rash of me to call u a dumbass like that

i dnt even kno u

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:57 AM
should i go out tonight?

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:57 AM
i'd have to heat up my car first, which is lame.

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 06:58 AM
hi kirsy say hi to :ffvitrouble:

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 06:58 AM
yeah dude. go get some tail. note that "tail" can refer to man or female so if ur gay then it works too. i dont discriminate u know. "tail" can also refere (even more appropriately) to aminals as well. as you can see, i have all the bases covered.

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:01 AM
i wish grover was here

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:01 AM
:grover:

-"hey"

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 07:05 AM
my car started up without heating the engine block first. this is a sign that going out is the right thing to do.

:yamete:

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:07 AM
the fuck do you live man serbia?

it's not even dec. yet

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 07:08 AM
lol serbia

i live in mf alaska and it is mf -6 outside right now.

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:09 AM
mf alaska? you doin some wildlife survey or some :bou::bou::bou::bou: bro? good luck with that my man

get some eskimo tail

errrrrrr inuit

srry 2 all the inuits out there reading this

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:10 AM
lol "serbia"

im such a dumb head

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 07:12 AM
if i really wanted to I could probably get both inuit and eskimo tail.

i got a good job and its only for a year. now it's time to see if i can find anyone worth finding.

Laddy
11-29-2009, 07:13 AM
I am gay!

Look at me!

Look how gay I am!

I do not mean this mockingly either. I, Laddy, am in fact gay!

I Took the Red Pill
11-29-2009, 07:14 AM
yeah i've heard gigs in alaska pay well. as long as you are willing to fend off 16 ft tall polar bears to get into your house every day.

rubah
11-29-2009, 07:22 AM
is this what you guys always bragged about being so good?

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 08:53 AM
this is but a pale shadow. but I was never allowed into the Spam Brigade.

Loony BoB
11-29-2009, 08:56 AM
Yeah this isn't even close. Usually it would almost be impossible to double post because of all the other people posting.

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 08:57 AM
it's what I get for starting one late on a Saturday night/early Sunday morning. but maybe tomorrow when I wake up and check it will be full of banter.

Del Murder
11-29-2009, 08:58 AM
Nicky was the one who brought the good stuff out of us.

When picked it up for a few days when my boss was on vacation I got up to 3rd or 4th with little effort. Still could never beat miss 'I'm totally in group 1 guys' rubah though.

Loony BoB
11-29-2009, 09:02 AM
it's what I get for starting one late on a Saturday night/early Sunday morning. but maybe tomorrow when I wake up and check it will be full of banter.
You could do it for a full day back then, though, sorta. I mean, I was on in NZ hours and still got involved while the threads were in full flow. I think it was pretty late American time for the last big 'un. Drink Bacardi thing.

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 09:03 AM
right now Shlup and Xmas are lapping everyone else.

it is true Nicky was a font of spam inspiration. And never forget lightning_demon.

I made no effort to get people online or anything, though. But this all just goes to prove my title.

Del Murder
11-29-2009, 09:04 AM
rip lightning_demon

Out like lightning.

Loony BoB
11-29-2009, 09:15 AM
The only time I think we made an effort to get people online was when I got a whole lot of oldbies to post. I actually phoned them up and told them to get online. It was pretty neat. Princess Usa, having not heard from me or posted for well over a year, got called. "Hello?" "Hello, guess who!" "Oh my God, Loony BoB!" She didn't even have to think. Top girl!

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 09:18 AM
that is pretty much the definition of top girl right there. Impressive.

NorthernChaosGod
11-29-2009, 10:45 AM
This thread blows. I can't believe I read it all.

I hate all of you.

Christmas
11-29-2009, 12:42 PM
http://avatarfarm.com/forum/forumimages/moarmichaelmoore.jpg

~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 12:58 PM
oh Mas-Mas you always inspire me to be a better person :bigsmile:

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:04 PM
http://avatarfarm.com/forum/forumimages/stopsayingwords.jpg

~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 01:06 PM
BUT I LEK SAY WURD

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:10 PM
http://i218.photobucket.com/albums/cc146/HLWarfel/Pets/funny.jpg

Ace Protorney
11-29-2009, 01:11 PM
Hey guys, what's going on in here?

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:12 PM
http://avatarfarm.com/forum/forumimages/matrixposttitsorgtfo.jpg

~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 01:18 PM
lmao

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:19 PM
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/lolcat-funny-picture-moderator1.jpg

Old Manus
11-29-2009, 01:27 PM
i need bananas for the fare

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:31 PM
http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2009/10/stfu.jpg

demondude
11-29-2009, 01:36 PM
I declare this thread 1337

Christmas
11-29-2009, 01:38 PM
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Chef%20Answer%20Yes.jpg

~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 02:02 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/2007-06-26.gif

Lawr
11-29-2009, 04:07 PM
Ah, man.

Dignified Pauper
11-29-2009, 04:16 PM
http://i81.photobucket.com/albums/j225/dignified_pauper/ORLYWOMAN.jpg

Raistlin
11-29-2009, 04:27 PM
Man, EoFF can't even have good spam threads anymore. Not that most of them were any good to begin with (exception: BooB's "OMG Oldbies" thread, which was awesome).

Psychotic
11-29-2009, 05:28 PM
I just tied Psychotic.How about posts-per-year, motherfucker? :aimsun:

PS: memes? really? mehhhhhhhhhhh. Even Del Murder was above memes, and he was like, a C-Grade spammer at best.

Del Murder
11-29-2009, 05:28 PM
The invention of internet memes took the elegance out of spamming.

EDIT: Hey cool, Psychotic and I had the same thought at the same time, except mine didn't come with the backhanded insult.

Psychotic
11-29-2009, 05:30 PM
It wasn't really a backhand as much as a forehand. :aimkiss:

~*~Celes~*~
11-29-2009, 05:42 PM
b00bz. Do you concur? :wacky:

Raistlin
11-29-2009, 06:26 PM
The invention of internet memes took the elegance out of spamming.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/do-not-want-dog.jpg

(I'm not sure it was the invention of any and all memes, but really just the macros)

Psychotic
11-29-2009, 06:37 PM
If I go to my photobucket, upload a picture of a dong and swap the URLs of that and the do not want meme around, can I ban Raistlin?

theundeadhero
11-29-2009, 07:08 PM
No, Raistlin is funnier than most of the other people. It's not because I'm old. It's because people are lazy and memes suck.

Psychotic
11-29-2009, 07:39 PM
idk, I think he needs a new gimmick. "The staff do everything wrong and the old days were better" is getting kind of played. Maybe he could be a snooty French film & food connoisseur, or perhaps a UFO enthusiast who believes he was abducted.

Freya
11-29-2009, 07:52 PM
I dunno the horrifying the eoff community with pictures was pretty entertaining.

LunarWeaver
11-29-2009, 08:12 PM
I have always dreamed of making that top posters list. It trumps even my dream to be Jesse Eisenberg's comb. But I get lazy and never give it a real shot. Just like I won't now.

And that is the end of this "Cool story, bro." moment.

Laddy
11-29-2009, 08:13 PM
I once wrote a book.
'Tis a lovely book. A book as lovely can be.
I shall read, oh dear me, my own book to thee.
Those in east and those to the west.
Without the book, there shall be no rest.
Yet I regret, I wrote thy book for me.

EoFF is a book. Each page a chapter, each chapter a motivation.
Who motivates?

The president of the the United States, TEH BEST COUNTRIE EVAH!!!


http://i279.photobucket.com/albums/kk157/hydryal2/af13_sazh.jpg
Not Shown: President Obama

OMG!! Teh intahnets dun dink Obama is a wordz!!!1! UNPATRIOTIQUE!!!

http://i306.photobucket.com/albums/nn265/martianmister/41.jpg
This is the punishment for the unpatriotic.

The book is a book of spam. A Qu'ran of junk. A read of trash. It is the Nickelback of books, always heard, never appreciated.

http://i990.photobucket.com/albums/af21/maddy239/bands%20and%20singers/nickelback.jpg
And rightfully so.

With that said, let us join hands in a new age of spam. An age of wonder and love. Of boobs and phalluses. Of Roto and PiP.

This is Sam.
http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff147/lilithdecember/The%20Theatre/gamgee.jpg

And this is spam...

eestlinc
11-29-2009, 09:38 PM
shame :simon:

Shlup
11-29-2009, 10:03 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/cat5.gif

Christmas
11-29-2009, 10:07 PM
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/Ace%20Dance.gif

Shlup
11-29-2009, 10:10 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v54/ShlupQuack/carey_gag.gif

Christmas
11-29-2009, 10:12 PM
http://rofl.wheresthebeef.co.uk/6561zidane.gif

Raistlin
11-29-2009, 10:25 PM
idk, I think he needs a new gimmick. "The staff do everything wrong and the old days were better" is getting kind of played. Maybe he could be a snooty French film & food connoisseur...

There are certain depths to which even I will not go.

Shattered Dreamer
11-29-2009, 10:34 PM
I head out to get drunk end up getting the hiccups twice, leaving you all alone & this thread it what happens.........dirty spammers DIRTY:D

Huckleberry Quin
11-29-2009, 11:43 PM
idk, I think he needs a new gimmick. "The staff do everything wrong and the old days were better" is getting kind of played. Maybe he could be a snooty French film & food connoisseur...

There are certain depths to which even I will not go.

That's what my penis said when it saw your face.

eestlinc
11-30-2009, 12:23 AM
I seem to have proved my point.

Shiny
11-30-2009, 05:24 AM
http://resources.toolwi.com/resource/preview:2/700640b5e6e52d1706b7af0f36cddecf.gif

Loony BoB
11-30-2009, 11:37 AM
Macros/memes are only worth posting if they are custom-made for the exact moment and still somehow witty on some random level. I remember I made some ages ago and one of them would be rather fitting for this thread (I think it was something like a picture of eestlinc with something to do with being back from absence... I forget). The 'Golden Age' one was probably the most used out of those. Or possibly the only used.

theundeadhero
11-30-2009, 03:49 PM
I hate the I can't think of anything funny so I'm just going to post a picture of something I think is funny internet mentality that has taken over the past few years.

Shiny
11-30-2009, 10:37 PM
Aside from memes being lame and redundant, the DO NOT WANT dog still shares a special place in my heart.

eestlinc
12-01-2009, 06:55 AM
drama bomb. (might as well reopen this)

qwertysaur
12-01-2009, 06:58 AM
:cookie:

Raistlin
12-01-2009, 07:01 AM
I hate the I can't think of anything funny so I'm just going to post a picture of something I think is funny internet mentality that has taken over the past few years.

It's so bad because it is so overdone, and usually even just the same images repeated throughout the internet. I agree with Daniel that they can still have some value if they're more tailored to that specific incident, or have some other specific value. Repeated memes images become tired, though I suppose they could still be used in an ironic way.

eestlinc
12-01-2009, 07:05 AM
i want to see someone make a ORLY Owl out of Orly Taitz the crazy birther lawyer.

NeoCracker
12-01-2009, 07:10 AM
Sorry, I seem to have stumbled into Gaia by mistake, I'll be going now.

Dignified Pauper
12-01-2009, 07:10 AM
I already won with O RLY old lady.

Flying Mullet
12-01-2009, 02:00 PM
Wait, why was this reopened? It's not like anything good will come from it.

Christmas
12-01-2009, 02:19 PM
Mullet Buddy, how about you post a photo of yourself doing something awesome and we can conclude this thread? :bigsmile:

Flying Mullet
12-01-2009, 02:23 PM
I don't do funny, I only do awesome.

XxSephirothxX
12-01-2009, 02:27 PM
ITT EoFF realizes the massive drop in posts over the years directly correlates to eestlinc's departure for law school

Flying Mullet
12-01-2009, 02:31 PM
So now he can make a law that he's required to post at least X times per day?

Raistlin
12-01-2009, 03:48 PM
More like he can try to convince his judge that he should should consider eestlinc posting here a necessary requirement for our due process.

I need to stop looking at case books.

Dignified Pauper
12-01-2009, 06:27 PM
I thought I won? Close plz

NorthernChaosGod
12-01-2009, 09:17 PM
No, I win. /thread

The Man
12-01-2009, 09:19 PM
i want to see someone make a ORLY Owl out of Orly Taitz the crazy birther lawyer.

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y212/pacoyogi/OrlyTaitzOwl.jpg

Ledious
12-01-2009, 10:44 PM
I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!
I agree,
The general discussion here is pretty sad compared to other similar general discussion forums on sites such as the Namco, Tales of Series Forum: Tales Series :: Index (http://tales.namco.com/forums/)
Come on guys, this is a final fantasy forum! As far as I'm concerned, the "tales of wanabe final fantasy" forum is kicking your guys' ass in member activity.

You people should be ashamed.

Christmas
12-01-2009, 10:46 PM
We got quite a lot of activities lined up, but we only held them at a specific time. :bigsmile:

XxSephirothxX
12-01-2009, 10:53 PM
I haven't been around in a month, I come back, and already I am in the top five posters for the last week. Really? You people can do better!
I agree,
The general discussion here is pretty sad compared to other similar general discussion forums on sites such as the Namco, Tales of Series Forum: Tales Series :: Index (http://tales.namco.com/forums/)
Come on guys, this is a final fantasy forum! As far as I'm concerned, the "tales of wanabe final fantasy" forum is kicking your guys' ass in member activity.

You people should be ashamed.
That's an official forum. No surprise it's going to draw more people.

Momiji
12-01-2009, 10:59 PM
I thought I won? Close plz


No, I win. /thread

http://i285.photobucket.com/albums/ll65/momijitsukuyomi/Derp.jpg

seriously why are you arguing in a spam thread

that's stupid

Ledious
12-01-2009, 11:00 PM
We got quite a lot of activities lined up, but we only held them at a specific time. :bigsmile:
The moderators and site staff can only do so much to increase site activity, atleast you guys set up activities and I think your doing a good job. Whats the problem is the members. At the tales forum, we don't even need to set up activities we make our own fun and I'm on there at least 3 times a day.

Christmas
12-01-2009, 11:10 PM
Here we will try our very best to make the fun for you if you dun mind to grace us with your presence here. :bigsmile:

Especially this Saturday, RSL day. :rsl:

Which is our Anniversary. :rsl:

We will have a Video presentation and other stuff. :bigsmile:

EDIT: I got reliable sources that an award event that is held every six months might start on RSL day too! :bigsmile:


~Christmas Eoff Event Commitee member :bigsmile:

Marshall Banana
12-02-2009, 03:44 AM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/disney/disneyorigami.png

Jiro
12-02-2009, 04:19 AM
Once upon a time I was a regular in the top posters list. But I'm retired now. Just ain't got it in me to post any more. No much life in these old bones.

Christmas
12-02-2009, 04:22 AM
I also dun post as much as I do now. :(

Maybe it's because I am shy and more unsociable now. :(

eestlinc
12-02-2009, 04:42 AM
thanks Aaron, I needed that.

I reopened the thread because staff were continuing to post in it after it was closed, so I figured we might as well let everyone do so. Recall, I am the People's staff member.

But yes, this thread was intended to be as much a commentary on the decline of general chat as it was an actual spam thread.

Momiji
12-02-2009, 04:45 AM
But yes, this thread was intended to be as much a commentary on the decline of general chat as it was an actual spam thread.

Didn't really need a spam thread to know that much :monster:

eestlinc
12-02-2009, 04:48 AM
it was also a spam thread and i was hoping it would be more than just me and a couple other people spamming it up. alas.

Christmas
12-02-2009, 04:54 AM
It isn't that bad actually. It will pick up soon if newbies are willing to stay and everyone just be active for a little bit. :bigsmile:

If you want, you wanna add anything you wish to comment in the RSL Day video? :bigsmile:

Del Murder made a really good speech which really surprise me. I was expecting only one liner from some cranky old man like him. :bigsmile:

Raistlin
12-02-2009, 04:55 AM
We're the only ones who matter, eesty-pie.

Jiro
12-02-2009, 04:58 AM
Alas nothing, just give us sometime. We're rusty at this game - too long and too many drinks and not enough drunk posts while doing so.

eestlinc
12-02-2009, 05:14 AM
I don't even know what this RSL day thing is. I guess I should have read that PM more carefully. Send me a new message.

*all male group hug with raistlynn*

Christmas
12-02-2009, 05:17 AM
If you doesn't know, read the news here. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/128337-new-eoff-times-first-issue-get-like-nao.html) :bigsmile:

And why must a lady send you a new PM!? Can't you be gentleman and send one with your added comments and stuffs!? :colbert:

Jiro
12-02-2009, 05:22 AM
eest is a man of the people. He never claimed to be a gentleman

krissy
12-02-2009, 05:35 AM
are you saying the people aren't gentiles

krissy
12-02-2009, 05:35 AM
no what i meant to say was
are you saying that soylent green isn't people

qwertysaur
12-02-2009, 05:42 AM
are you saying the people aren't gentiles
I'm not one. :p

The Man
12-02-2009, 06:39 AM
thanks Aaron, I needed that.You're welcome. I can't claim credit for creating it, but after you mentioned it, it became mandatory for me to post it.

Huckleberry Quin
12-02-2009, 09:24 AM
The university laundrette washing machine ate my change then locked the door with my clothes inside. When I finally sorted the problem out myself, the dryer did the same thing.

So I decided to take out my anger on an imaginary velociraptor. I beat it up, and put it in a washing machine. I don't know if it's still there or not, and I'm too scared to check.

Rantz
12-02-2009, 11:57 AM
Imaginary dinosaurs are the best.

Jiro
12-02-2009, 12:06 PM
Especially the ones that shoot lazers when they roar

Huckleberry Quin
12-02-2009, 02:42 PM
Imaginary robot dinosaurs from space?

Timekeeper
12-02-2009, 10:52 PM
I think I understand it all now.
Everything makes so much more sense.

theundeadhero
12-02-2009, 11:23 PM
I like to imagine a stegasaurous eating people I don't like.

Christmas
12-02-2009, 11:30 PM
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/page5.png

http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/page6.png

Huckleberry Quin
12-04-2009, 09:26 AM
I like the vein in his hat.

Though I wish he was wearing a helmet, because then that sentence would be childishly funny. :excited:

Rodarian
12-04-2009, 02:28 PM
How the heck would I know if I were one of the top five posters?! I'm sooo clueless!

Baloki
12-04-2009, 02:40 PM
I used to be one of the top posters, look at me now, a burnt out husk who got too close to the sun and ended up getting burnt, don't do it man, it's not worth it...

Flying Mullet
12-04-2009, 02:58 PM
How the heck would I know if I were one of the top five posters?! I'm sooo clueless!
Forums stats are included at the bottom of the forum home page now.

Rodarian
12-04-2009, 03:26 PM
Thanks Mullet! Oh look a 'Missle Toe' !! *runs away* :D