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Goldenboko
12-05-2009, 02:00 AM
Not original. I know. But I thought it'd be a good way to celebrate RSL day. Let's see how long of a list we can make.

1. You habitually say smurf instead of the f word.

Psychotic
12-05-2009, 02:05 AM
2. You're a horrible withered shell of a human being.

leader of mortals
12-05-2009, 02:12 AM
3. The only people that laugh at your jokes are actually laughing at your face.

Christmas
12-05-2009, 02:46 AM
4. When you make a 7 minutes plus video for its anniversary!! :bigsmile:

drotato
12-05-2009, 02:58 AM
5. When Quin and Psy are the butt of all the sexual jokes...

Unbreakable Will
12-05-2009, 03:05 AM
6. When you constantly try to use an EoFF smiley in a messenger.

qwertysaur
12-05-2009, 03:11 AM
7. You understand the glory of :quina:

Rad Bromance
12-05-2009, 03:33 AM
8. You can log in! :D

Shlup
12-05-2009, 03:42 AM
9. When you're entire Sims game is full of EoFF members.

Christmas
12-05-2009, 03:43 AM
10. When we urge for a Sim's update!

Jessweeee♪
12-05-2009, 03:44 AM
11. When you forget that not everyone has played a Final Fantasy game.

~*~Celes~*~
12-05-2009, 04:30 AM
12. When you base everything on "before i joined eoff" or "just after i joined eoff"

superbeckie.
12-05-2009, 05:31 AM
13. When you get up at 5am so you can haz more EoFF time. <3

Raistlin
12-05-2009, 05:33 AM
14. You actually got tired of most Final Fantasy games long ago.

superbeckie.
12-05-2009, 05:38 AM
15. When you fail ICT class because you were on EoFF instead of doing the work.

Marshall Banana
12-05-2009, 09:32 AM
16. You met your future husband here.

Xaven
12-05-2009, 09:39 AM
17. When you long for a text-based emoticon equal in loveliness to :jess:.

16. You met your future husband here.
Oh

Shattered Dreamer
12-05-2009, 01:23 PM
18. When you spend 90% of your time online each day here:D

Blue Harvest
12-06-2009, 10:44 AM
19. You name worms after members and take satisfaction in fire-punching members you don't like :bigsmile:

Timekeeper
12-06-2009, 11:11 AM
20. When you constantly try to use an EoFF smiley in a messenger and they work because you've tediously imported so many.

~*~Celes~*~
12-06-2009, 07:35 PM
21. When you're on Mystery Seeker - You get what the person before you searched for. (http://www.mysterygoogle.com), you enter in "go to forums.eyesonff.com, join, make a member thread, and say that mystery google told you to join." and post that as the mission.

Quindiana Jones
12-07-2009, 01:21 AM
22. When you have the ultra-cool laminated Membership card.

Oh, you guys don't have that? Then you're not proper members. So feck off. ;)

qwertysaur
12-07-2009, 02:11 AM
23. You refer to notes on peoples profiles as usernotes

Christmas
12-07-2009, 02:13 AM
24. Visitor messages will always be usernotes no matters what others said! :mad2:

qwertysaur
12-07-2009, 02:17 AM
25. You know 24 to be true, and use 23 to refer to non EoFF members.

Quindiana Jones
12-07-2009, 02:17 AM
24. Visitor messages will always be usernotes no matters what others said! :mad2:

A-smurfing-greed. :doublecolbert:

EDIT: WHAT? WHERE IS :doublecolbert:??? YOU BASTARDS!

~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 02:30 AM
26. You get upset when your favorite smiley is missing.

Christmas
12-07-2009, 02:31 AM
27: You get upset when your best friend go into invisible mode. :(

~*~Celes~*~
12-07-2009, 02:33 AM
27: You get upset when your best friend go into invisible mode. :(

:(

Quindiana Jones
12-07-2009, 02:33 AM
28. You get genuinely excited by forum games. :excited:

Christmas
12-07-2009, 02:37 AM
27: You get upset when your best friend go into invisible mode. :(

:(


http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/sad.gif

Unbreakable Will
12-08-2009, 06:19 AM
20. When you constantly try to use an EoFF smiley in a messenger and they work because you've tediously imported so many.
:bow: Teach me oh master

29. When you get home from work at 11pm, and you want to sleep because there's a test the next day at college but feel like checking EoFF for a bit.



Edit: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS :doublecolbert:? ;~;

Jiro
12-08-2009, 06:30 AM
30. You look forward to the Ciddies for the entire time they aren't operating
31. You F5 like crazy the whole time the Ciddies are on
32. Winning a Ciddie is your greatest life achievement

I Took the Red Pill
12-09-2009, 08:00 AM
33. Your mother was a whore

Renmiri
12-09-2009, 10:08 AM
When your facebook friends list is 99% EoFF :p

Rye
12-09-2009, 10:42 AM
35) When you save up money and times to visit all of your little e-pals around the globe, and even go to BIRMINGHAM to see some. :greenie:

I Don't Need A Name
12-09-2009, 11:35 AM
36) You say 'I laughed aloud with mirth and merriment' instead of lol

Timekeeper
12-09-2009, 12:45 PM
Edit: WHERE THE BLOODY HELL IS :doublecolbert:? ;~;

Only in our hearts and minds now.
I not happy with that though http://i666.photobucket.com/albums/vv28/simplyninja/doublecolbert.gif

37. You want :doublecolbert: back.

drotato
12-10-2009, 02:59 AM
38. When you develop bloody British speaking habits because of your BLOODY ONLINE FRIENDS. :rabite:

Raistlin
12-10-2009, 03:10 AM
39. When you need to talk to someone, you go online.

Unbreakable Will
12-10-2009, 06:00 AM
40. When people who use your desktop constantly ask you about EoFF because its the first thing under Favorites

Renmiri
12-14-2009, 02:37 PM
38. When you develop bloody British speaking habits because of your BLOODY ONLINE FRIENDS. :rabite:

41. When you get a British boyfriend :p

theundeadhero
12-14-2009, 03:58 PM
When you take joy in watching people cry about a smiley being gone.

Jiro
12-14-2009, 04:01 PM
When you put down being on staff as volunteer work on your resumé (I wanted to do this so bad :()

Unbreakable Will
12-14-2009, 04:50 PM
When you feel sad that a staffer has made fun of you and your friends for being upset about a missing smiley.
(awfully specific, but it fits :doublecolbert: >.>)

Renmiri
12-15-2009, 12:29 AM
There, there.. A former staff hugs you. :D

Freya
12-15-2009, 12:32 AM
When the people you drunk dial are eoffers.

Fuzakeru
12-15-2009, 01:08 AM
46. When you're sad that you don't have EoFF numbers to drunk dial or have them on facebook! D:

47. Even if you disappear forever and everyone has changed their dang user name, you still come back. You always come back.

~*~Celes~*~
12-15-2009, 01:09 AM
48. You find yourself excited about meetups with "strangers" (people you've met on eoff) :D

Raistlin
12-15-2009, 01:13 AM
49. You always type "BoB" instead of "Bob."

(I actually did this once during my Torts final, as my professor's hypotheticals always include two people named Bob and Alice....) :(

Quindiana Jones
12-15-2009, 02:10 AM
When I think of words I get a mental image of the word and what the word means to me. The words "bob" and "Bob" are always spelled "BoB" in my head, and unless I know the Bob in question or if the context is specific and unrelated, it is always BoB's chocobo. Seriously.

qwertysaur
12-15-2009, 02:30 AM
50. When you associate BoB and a pie chart as a reflex

Quindiana Jones
12-15-2009, 02:38 AM
51. When you know more than the one CRAZY expression of BoBs.

Unbreakable Will
12-15-2009, 06:03 AM
There, there.. A former staff hugs you. :D
:bigsmile: You're my new favorite ex-staffer


50. When you associate BoB and a pie chart as a reflex
Bwahaha

When Rantzien makes you a new signature and you stay up late to find a good avatar to go along with it. (I have finals tomorrow o.O)

Duce of Daggers
12-15-2009, 04:35 PM
when the highlite of each day is logging into EOFF.

BarelySeeAtAll
12-15-2009, 04:44 PM
54. When you save EoFF emotes and use them on msn..*cough*..

Timekeeper
12-16-2009, 08:00 AM
55. When you get annoyed that someone didn't read or at least mention your previous post.

Raistlin
12-16-2009, 02:37 PM
56. You have dreams about EoFFers you've never met (yes, I've done this :().

Rodarian
12-16-2009, 05:12 PM
When you start looking at eoffers as avatars in RL.....:Eek:


(Every time I see BoB pics, my mind replaces his head with a chocobo :choc:)

Unbreakable Will
12-16-2009, 06:17 PM
When you start looking at eoffers as avatars in RL.....:Eek:


(Every time I see BoB pics, my mind replaces his head with a chocobo :choc:)
When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.

I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...

Rodarian
12-16-2009, 06:20 PM
When you start looking at eoffers as avatars in RL.....:Eek:


(Every time I see BoB pics, my mind replaces his head with a chocobo :choc:)
When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.

I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...

Thats sooo true!!

Quin you bastard!!

drotato
12-17-2009, 12:58 AM
When you start looking at eoffers as avatars in RL.....:Eek:


(Every time I see BoB pics, my mind replaces his head with a chocobo :choc:)
When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.

I used to do this with Quin when he had the muppet, I even imagined the muppeteers voice! Then I saw what he looked like :( and the voice changed to a Brit's voice. Ah well...

Thats sooo true!!

Quin you bastard!!

Yes... this really upset me. :(

Evastio
12-17-2009, 05:59 PM
...you type "I cried aloud with mirth and merriment" since you're too lazy to type "lol".

...you think all women online are attractive looking based on your experiences here on EoFF.


When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.
That's not good news for me. :sweat:

(Imagines all the male EoFFers stalking me.)

Inferno
12-17-2009, 06:29 PM
When you're dissapointed that EoFFers dont really look or act like their Avatars.
That's not good news for me. :sweat:

(Imagines all the male EoFFers stalking me.)

Oversized eyes, a very little mouth and a 2 cubic cm nose... a totally disproportionate face. I think you're better the way you are

Jiro
12-19-2009, 12:25 AM
I dunno he'd be pretty cute if he looked like his set.

Rodarian
12-20-2009, 06:40 PM
...you think all women online are attractive looking based on your experiences here on EoFF.




BUT ITS TRUE!!! OUR EOFFER GIRLS WILL ALWAYS BE BABES!!

Christmas
12-22-2009, 08:28 AM
571. When you lost count
590. When you just insert a random number when you lost count
413. You dun know what to say at all!!

Duce of Daggers
12-22-2009, 03:50 PM
571. When you lost count
590. When you just insert a random number when you lost count
413. You dun know what to say at all!!


you make a pointless post and hope the joke lands.:p

qwertysaur
12-22-2009, 07:47 PM
65. You remember the count after people get off topic and post random numbers :p
66. :quina:

Duce of Daggers
12-22-2009, 08:32 PM
65. You remember the count after people get off topic and post random numbers :p
66. :quina:




67. you use :quina: as often as you can

Moon Rabbits
12-24-2009, 06:59 AM
68. When you can log into EoFF Forums? :confused:

Also, this thread should have ended here:


2. You're a horrible withered shell of a human being.

Old Manus
12-24-2009, 11:54 AM
n+1) When you join Fools Gold
n+1) When you post at Fools Gold for many months
n+1) When you leave Fools Gold

Renmiri
12-25-2009, 01:56 AM
When you just HAVE to Christmasfy your avatar