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Ledious

12-05-2009, 07:55 PM

Omegle (http://omegle.com/)

This site puts you in an anonymous chat with a random stranger. Lot of idiots, but you can have some good conversations once in a while.

I came across this topic on another forum Im on and its pretty entertaining to do. You can have a real conversation or just screw with people, do whatever you want!

post your conversations :)

Captain Maxx Power

12-05-2009, 08:59 PM

I seem to recall we did this very thing on this forum not so long ago. The results were predictably pedestrian and otherwise uninteresting.

demondude

12-05-2009, 10:55 PM

Let's make it more fun. How about a competition to see who can keep someone connected for the longest?

NorthernChaosGod

12-05-2009, 11:09 PM

Let's make it more fun. How about a competition to see who can keep someone connected for the longest?

Only if it's to do it while screwing with them, otherwise you're just having a normal conversation and that's boring to the rest of us.

NeoCracker

12-06-2009, 12:16 AM

Stranger: hi im a male 15 u?;)
You: To old for you I'd imagine. :p

And then he left. ;_;

Christmas

12-06-2009, 12:17 AM

Mummy said never talks to stranger. :(

NeoCracker

12-06-2009, 12:27 AM

And with this one I'm done. :p

You: O_O
Stranger: I am a chocolate chip muffin.
You: ^_^
You: I like muffins.
You: Though I prefer Poppyseed.
You: WHY AREN'T YOU POPPYSEED!]
Stranger: I shall point my muffiny fingers at you and scream, CAUSE NO ONE LIKES POOOPYSEED!!!! EAT A MUFFIN!!!!
Stranger: But not me, por favor.
You: Poppyseed would never yet at me. ;_;
Stranger: Because poppyseed isn't real, it's just a figment of your creepy and odd imagination. Go to therapy and EAT A MUFFIN!
Stranger: But not me, por favor/
You: I thought muffins liked to be eaten?
Stranger: ALL MUFFINS ARE DIFFERENT!!! HOW DARE YOU CHARACTERIZE US INTO ONE GROUP! >:///
You: But isn't that what racists do?
Stranger: I hope you die.
Stranger: The muffins shall revolt in a muffiny fashion and kill you.
Stranger: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You: I'm not so sure, I have a lot of very fat and hungry friends.
Stranger: I HATE YOU! :(
Stranger: How does someone like you have friends...?
Stranger: Are they only on myspace...? YESH!!! U IS A LOZER!
Stranger: LOZERS DIE!
Stranger: NOW!
Stranger: HA! U R DEAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Christmas

12-06-2009, 12:33 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ???
Stranger: ?!?!?!
Stranger: meow
You: woof
You: rawr
Stranger: grizzle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ledious

12-06-2009, 12:52 AM

I seem to recall we did this very thing on this forum not so long ago. The results were predictably pedestrian and otherwise uninteresting.
That's not necessarily the case with the other forums I have posted this on. Guess you guys just weren't being creative enough. -_^

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You: That is the best thing I've seen all night.
Stranger: :D
~uninteresting my ass...

And with this one I'm done. :p

You: O_O
Stranger: I am a chocolate chip muffin.
You: ^_^
You: I like muffins.
You: Though I prefer Poppyseed.
You: WHY AREN'T YOU POPPYSEED!]
Stranger: I shall point my muffiny fingers at you and scream, CAUSE NO ONE LIKES POOOPYSEED!!!! EAT A MUFFIN!!!!
Stranger: But not me, por favor.
You: Poppyseed would never yet at me. ;_;
Stranger: Because poppyseed isn't real, it's just a figment of your creepy and odd imagination. Go to therapy and EAT A MUFFIN!
Stranger: But not me, por favor/
You: I thought muffins liked to be eaten?
Stranger: ALL MUFFINS ARE DIFFERENT!!! HOW DARE YOU CHARACTERIZE US INTO ONE GROUP! >:///
You: But isn't that what racists do?
Stranger: I hope you die.
Stranger: The muffins shall revolt in a muffiny fashion and kill you.
Stranger: MUHAHAHAHAHA!
You: I'm not so sure, I have a lot of very fat and hungry friends.
Stranger: I HATE YOU! :(
Stranger: How does someone like you have friends...?
Stranger: Are they only on myspace...? YESH!!! U IS A LOZER!
Stranger: LOZERS DIE!
Stranger: NOW!
Stranger: HA! U R DEAD!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

HAHAHA I love this one! XD

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: ???
Stranger: ?!?!?!
Stranger: meow
You: woof
You: rawr
Stranger: grizzle
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Short, sweet yet so full of satisfaction. -_^
I had a 2 hour long conversation with a 16 year old girl from taiwan, we became FB friends :)

qwertysaur

12-06-2009, 01:21 AM

You: no

You: go away

You: leave me alone

Stranger: YOUR GOING TO MAKE ME CRY

You: ;__;

Stranger: I JUST WANNA HELP YOU

You: but you are going to eat my muffins

You: T__T

You: the poor muffins

Stranger: IM SORRY I CANT CONTROL MY SELF

Stranger: i know i need help!

You: I even put explosives in them for the yummyness

You: but they are gonna die now T__T

Stranger: why would you do such a thing!

You: because I wanna see things go BOOM!

Stranger: WHY WOULD YOU HURT THE MUFFINS

You: they go BOOM after some EVIL MUFFIN KILLER tries to KILL THEM

You: they use the power of HATE to get revenge on EVIL MUFFIN KILLER

Stranger: whos this evil muffin killer you speak of?

You: EVIL MUFFIN KILLER guy, duh.

You: but the poor muffins T__T

Stranger: we should save them

You: Yes

You: first, print the internet out

You: ALL OF IT

You: then eat it

Stranger: im aneroxic i dont eat

You: your gas from eating the internet will KILL EVIL MUFFIN KILLER

You: DO IT FOR THE MUFFINS!

Stranger: OK FOR THE MUFFINS

You: May the Flying Spagetti Monster lead you to victory

You: RAmen

Stranger: thank you!

You: Farewell brave one!

Goldenboko

12-06-2009, 01:31 AM

I told people I'd be killed if they logged out, let's see what happens.

Stranger #1 He was a sane man. Preferring to put me out of my misery instead of toying with my till my imenant demise.

Stranger: asl
You: I'm in a competition where I have to talk with a stranger the longest
You: if I lose they'll kil me
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger #2 Now this guy. Besides being an idiot, was pretty sadistic. He was the little kid who instead of zapping the ants dead with the magnifying glass, ripped their legs off one by one.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I'm in a competition where I need to talk with a stranger the longest
You: if I lose they'll kill me
You: you don't want to kill me do you?
Stranger: lol
You: This isn't funny.
Stranger: of course
You: How long can you sit there?
You: Do you have snacks?
Stranger: i'm in my bed
Stranger: :p
You: Okay, okay good.
You: Now if you stop talking they'll kill me.
You: So
You: like pie?
Stranger: give me a reason to protect ur life
You: Because if you disconnect you'll kill someone
You: can you live with that?
Stranger: what about if i do not care?
You: You didn't answer my question.
You: Can you live with that?
You: You won't wake up screaming?
You: Crying?
You: Naked?
Stranger: i think so my sentence gives clear answer
You: If the answer was clear I wouldn't be able to read it.
Stranger: if i ask "what about if i do not care?" is this seems like i can live with this isn't it?
You: But you didn't disconnect.
You: I see through your tough outer shell
You: don't kill me
Stranger: since i am boring
You: Yes
You: you are quite boring
You: but that's not the point
Stranger: so forget this "they will kill me" stuff, if u r not a dumb i'll stay
You: So if I was stupid you'd kill me?
Stranger: indeed
You: Seems a bit harsh.
Stranger: really?
You: If you killed everyone who's stupid, who would be the Janitors of the world?
You: or other x name undesirable job.
Stranger: let me explain an opther opinion.
You: not sure what an opther is
You: but I'll go with it.
Stranger: if all the stupid dies, there will be a solution for many global problem or local, does not matter
You: Stupid is not a tangible thing. Stupids. Now stupids are tangible things.
Stranger: i am waiting for the day when nuclear bombs will fall from the sky, and only the strong, smart and clever will survive
You: Actually.
You: Only the people who just so happen to be in caves will survive.
Stranger: do not be so sure
You: In which case, the crazy will inherit the Capital Wasteland.
You: Well
You: them and the ghouls at least.
You: Besides
You: if other people did survive
You: there would be no law and order.
You: So who would stop the big bad strong man
You: from killing you
You: and raping your women?
You: :)
Stranger: no way, i prepare for this, and i'll enjoy each minute
Stranger: but,
Stranger: let me ask
You: Really?
You: How do you prepare?
Stranger: of corse i do
You: Do you sit in your basement and talk on Omegle till Judgement Day?
Stranger: so why do u care if i will kill u?
Stranger: within a few minutes?
You: Because I like being alive.
You: Don't you?
You: Well
You: then again
You: with your current preparation for Judgement Day.
You: I guess life sucks pretty bad for you.
You: My B.
Stranger: bye bye

Ledious

12-06-2009, 01:32 AM

@qwertyxsora (http://forums.eyesonff.com/members/qwertyxsora.html)
I loled

Rad Bromance

12-06-2009, 01:57 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: cam2cam on msn?im(17-m)
You: ...
You have disconnected.

Old Manus

12-06-2009, 02:43 AM

I decided to RP as /v/.

Stranger: what
You: ps3 has no gaems
Stranger: it musnt sell very well then
You: nogaems
Stranger: nogaems?
You: nogaems
Stranger: what about xbox
You: xbawks enjoy ur rrod
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Rad Bromance

12-06-2009, 02:55 AM

-N-

12-06-2009, 03:02 AM

This thing is awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a final fantasy nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

~*~Celes~*~

12-06-2009, 03:26 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hellow~
Stranger: I'm listening to Barbie Girl hehe :) lol hey
You: lol i love that song
You: I'M A BARBIE GIRL
You: IN A BARBIE WORLD~
You: Made of plastic, life's fantastic!
Stranger: Lol yeah me too !! :)
You: have you heard the parody version?
Stranger: no
You: i forget what it was about but it was amusing
You: unless it's the same song?
Stranger: oh yeah
You: something about...
You: i dunno
Stranger: so girl or boy?
You: i'm a girl
Stranger: oh. I gtg. Bye. Sorry

I'm sorry I don't have a disco stick :(

Croyles

12-06-2009, 04:04 AM

This was mine:

Stranger: boobs?
You: tits?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Shlup

12-06-2009, 06:17 AM

I considered doing this out of boredom once, but I don't know what I would say.

This thing is awesome.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I am a final fantasy nerd
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

WIN.

Ledious

12-08-2009, 02:16 AM

a friend from onother forum posted this:

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: What is happening here?
Stranger: i dunno i just got here
You: Same.
You: Dang.
You: We need to find someone who knows what's going on.
You: I think I saw a guy on the way here.
You: He might know stuff.
Stranger: ok lets go find gim
Stranger: him
You: Is that his name?
You: Gim?
You: I bet he catches flack for that.
You: Anyways, our reality seems to be constrained to the tiny area.
You: I'm going to try cutting out of it with back slashes.
You: ////
You: ///////////////////////////////////
You: /////////////////////////
You: Don't just sit there! Help me out!
You: /////////////////
You: ////////////////////////////////////////////////
You: /
You: /
You: /
You: ////////////////
Stranger: /////////////////////////////////////////
You: ////////////////////////
Stranger: ///////////////
You: ////
Stranger: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
You: /////////////
You: I think it's breaking...
You: ///////
You: ////////////////
You: /Almost//////there.../////
You: /////Almost/////
You: ////////A//////L/////M/////O////S/////T///////
You: /////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////
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You have disconnected.YES! I'M OUT! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNU8Q8wded0)

I love Omegle.

Croyles

12-08-2009, 03:39 AM

This ones a little harsh towards the end...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: help im being followed!!
Stranger: lol run
You: a guy with a strange hat and shades is running after me
You: somehow i can manage to type on my iphone while running
You: i think i may owe him money
You: or he's out to assassinate me, FROM THE GOVERNMENT!!!!
Stranger: turn around
Stranger: face 'em
Stranger: he's a coward, he's from the govt
You: omg i shot him!! i did it!
You: now i need to go incognito
You: i will blend in by following 5 hookers, my notoriety will be way down
Stranger: haha you blend in with hoookers
You: yes, thats because my mom always makes me wear make up even though im a guy
You: i look like a clown
Stranger: I'm sure you do
Stranger: which is why you're on here, yes?
You: yes, i would have gone to clown college but i was too clownish even for them
You: i shall forever be an outcast
Stranger: good, have you thought about suicide
You: yes!!! do you think i should do it?
You: noose? gun?
You: knife?
Stranger: quick, it'll be better for all of us
You: ok, i will shoot myself now
You: 5
You: 4
You: 3
You: 2
You: 1
Stranger: do it
Stranger: please
You: alöskdhfojio34uru i3qr9uuuuuuuuuuuuuuujmmuuuuuuujjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj jjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
You have disconnected.

Meat Puppet

12-08-2009, 03:58 AM

Stranger: male or female?
You: I exist in a realm beyond the constraints of gender.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Bunny

12-08-2009, 04:21 AM

I am way too refined for websites like these.

Wait nvm talking to a gurl

Ledious

12-08-2009, 04:26 AM

Bunny

12-08-2009, 04:37 AM

I am now engaged in a conversation with someone who is probably a /b/tard.

Jiro

12-08-2009, 04:46 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My name is Gyro and I am a cyborg
Stranger: Hello
You: They call me Gyro because I accidentally cut off my hand so they attached a fan there
You: So in summer I keep nice and cool
You: It's quite the advancement in modern technology
Stranger: Cool
You: I would recommend it but cutting off your hand sucks
Stranger: K
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oi
You: oi yourself buster!
You: I'm Gyro and I like to fly planes!
Stranger: cool
Stranger: im james and i like to play music
You: Music is so cool, but I can't play it 'cause I'm missing a couple fingers. Accident in woodwork class one day...
Stranger: oh seriously damn that sucks
Stranger: u can really fly planes though??
Stranger: like commercial planes
Stranger: or personal planes?
You: I have a tour flight that operates out of a small airport and we fly around some mountains and stuff
You: Pretty low key
You: But I show the passengers my hands and tell them I lost 'em as a pilot in the war and bam!
You: You get total respect them
Stranger: haha thats cool
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey
You: Solo here, where's the fire?
Stranger: hmmm
Stranger: asl?
You: 26 M Millenium Falcon
Stranger: 18 m death star
You: Oh well :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Guess my cover's blown. Gotta get these spices out of here!
You have disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hey whats up
You: I'm looking for a power crystal
You: Mine broke and the sith are hunting me down
You: I can't take them on with my lightsaber man!
Stranger: uh oh.
Stranger: I GOT YOU
Stranger: *takes out lightsaber*
You: Wait :bou::bou::bou::bou: what you've invaded this website?
Stranger: we cant take on all of these storm troopers
You: Those troopers are bantha fodder
You: They'll fall like dominoes
You: All we gotta do is trust in the Force
Stranger: oh no
Stranger: i see darth vader
Stranger: im scared ):
You: Run!
You: Don't try to beat him!
You: You must survive and keep the order alive!
Stranger: RETREAT!
Stranger: can we go back to the spaceship
You: Use portals to your advantage
Stranger: and have gay butt sex?
You: Sorry, I only do Twi'leks. It's something about the weird growths that turns me on
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Christmas

12-08-2009, 05:14 AM

Mummy said never talks to stranger. :(

After all those posts, I finally understand why Mummy say never talk to stranger. :(

Bunny

12-08-2009, 05:56 AM

Stranger: I am Chinese, if you are Chinese, please leave, not Chinese don't run.
You: I'm not Chinese
Stranger: Are U from
You: ?
You: I'm from NYC
You: you?
Stranger: China
You: they have internet in china?
Stranger: yeah
You: i thought they only had rice and communism
Stranger: Hahah
Stranger: But I prefer to eat hamburgers...
You: wait, you can't eat cows that's against the national religion
You: wth
Stranger: French fries
Stranger: Do u have msn
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: ohh, my god
Stranger: no
Stranger: You scared me.
You: why
You: do you not have nudity in china?
Stranger: I just want to make friends with you.
Stranger: I didn't.
You: most of my friends like to see me naked
Stranger: The Chinese are very conservative.
Stranger: You are a boy or a girl?
You: so are mormons but that didn't stop me from fucking half the BYU football team
You: i won't tell if you don't

Moon Rabbits

12-08-2009, 08:02 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi hot stuff here girl 19
You: hi gay man here
You: ba-dum~
You: now what do we do!!?
Stranger: nothing,, gay people sucks!! you are sucking cocks that are not yours
You: oh, so i should suck my own cock :( ?
You: i do yoga but i dont think im that flexible ... yet.
You: hellooooooooo?
You: where did you go my lagan lover~
Stranger: ahaha! yoga sucks..!! bitch
You: why does yoga suck!
You: give a proper reason.
Stranger: because it makes u gay.. and gay people sucks!

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Virtually talking to strangers reminds me why I hate talking to real strangers.

Jiro

12-08-2009, 09:43 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

What kind of idiot would just disconnect without anyone saying anything? It was almost instantaneous!

qwertysaur

12-08-2009, 05:59 PM

I made a new friend today, and we had a very long talk about random stuff. Also she might join here as well. :bigsmile:

Raistlin

12-08-2009, 07:07 PM

Stranger: Do u have msn
You: do you want to see me naked?
Stranger: ohh, my god
Stranger: no
Stranger: You scared me.

Haha, you horrified him.

K4in

12-08-2009, 08:20 PM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: oh yes
Stranger: oh randall
You: Give it to me.
You: Give me that funk, that sweet, that nasty, that gushy stuff.
Stranger: give it to me, give it to me, give me the stuff
Stranger: that sweet, funky stuff
Stranger: oooooooooooh ho, OW
You: You were screaming for Randall though. O.O
Stranger: oh i thought you were singing lol
You: I was..
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: lol
You: But all of a sudden you went from female to owning a penis.
You: In a matter of .53 seconds.
Stranger: who ever said i was female?
Stranger: lol
You: So you're a man screaming for another man? That makes you gay!
Stranger: i am aware of this

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: I was once abducted by a herd of buffalo.
You: They treated me as their own and I became the buffalo man.
Stranger: r u femmine of buffalo
You: No, I am the male version of a buffalo. Would you like to run with my herd?
Stranger: i m horse
Stranger: u r nt fit for me
You: I am fit beyond your wildest imagination. I've taken out the top male buffalo and became the alpha male.
Stranger: r u biologist
You: No, but I was once anally probed by a biologist for research.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Ledious

12-08-2009, 11:36 PM

I made a new friend today, and we had a very long talk about random stuff. Also she might join here as well. :bigsmile:
hey that's cool! I made a friend today too but she's not that cool :D

Bunny

12-09-2009, 03:45 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hey
Stranger: you got the stuff?
You: depends
You: you got the money?
Stranger: depends..
Stranger: you got the stuff/
You: depends
You: you got hemorrhoids?
Stranger: depends..
Stranger: should i?
You: probably
You: after last night? definitely.
Stranger: good point.
Stranger: so you got the stuff?
You: yup
You: meet at the place by the thing at the time?
Stranger: is this your mom again?
Stranger: or is it in her this time?
You: nah, i "removed" it
You: don't worry, no damage done
Stranger: ok good.
You: so, you got the money?
Stranger: yes.
Stranger: bring the moths. ill bring the dough.
You: wait, moths? i thought you said butterflies.
You: dammit
Stranger: dammit johnny. get it right for once.
Stranger: !!!!
Stranger: YOUR KILLING ME.
You: what the fuck. DID YOU CALL THE COPS? YOU DID. i'll fucking kill you. I'M GOING TO FIND YOU AND TAKE YOU OUT. YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS. THEY'LL NEVER CATCH ME AND YOU'LL GO DOWN.
You: AAAAAH
You have disconnected.

Ah, I slay me.

Kamiko

12-09-2009, 04:05 AM

"Stranger: hey ASL?
You: 11/f/viet
Your conversational partner has disconnected."

Seraphic

12-09-2009, 05:09 AM

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: heller baybree,how you be feelin on this planet?
You: in this hemisphere?
Stranger: good
Stranger: and i
You: do you enjoy taco bell?
Stranger: dunno wth is this
You: you is speakin with Ms. Linda Dupree
You: now do you enjoy taco bell?
Stranger: i dont give a :bou::bou::bou::bou:
Your conversational partner has disconnected.