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Sephex
12-17-2009, 10:05 PM
(if there is no poll wait for it)

When you let one rip, how loud is it on average?

Rye
12-17-2009, 10:09 PM
110 dB

Bunny
12-17-2009, 10:51 PM
Someone make this multiple choice because the last two are really appealing to me.

Raistlin
12-17-2009, 10:52 PM
The last option won me over.

Sephex
12-17-2009, 11:03 PM
The last option won me over.

I figured it would be a popular choice.

Cuchulainn
12-18-2009, 12:47 AM
fuck the haters Seph. Farts are funny.

Ninja361
12-18-2009, 02:08 AM
My farts are like smurfin nuclear dawg!!!

Don't evade the swear filter. -Rantzien

G13
12-18-2009, 02:09 AM
I get the last one a lot. :eep:

Rye
12-18-2009, 02:13 AM
My farts are like fuckin nuclear dawg!!!

Oh my god I cannot stop laughing post of the year. :lol:

Freya
12-18-2009, 02:24 AM
I was at hobby lobby today with my mother. She was looking at ribbon over in the fabrics section and there was a lady getting a measurement of fabric cut for her. Problem was the older lady who was working there to cut it for her kept farting loudly and didn't even let it phase her. She would just continue talking like nothing happened. Of course we left the ribbon area cause we didn't want farting lady to cut our ribbon and leave us in a cloud of gas :(

Raistlin
12-18-2009, 02:33 AM
I see Leeza has a convert on the "zomg no pretend swearing" bandwagon. Does that mean it's time for another swear filter thread? The last one was disappointing.

Shlup
12-18-2009, 07:10 AM
Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.

Or, uh, I don't do those kinds of things and do not find them amusing. Unless a baby does it.

eestlinc
12-18-2009, 08:20 AM
volume is not the issue for me.

NeoCracker
12-18-2009, 08:27 AM
Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.

Or, uh, I don't do those kinds of things and do not find them amusing. Unless a baby does it.

My freakin' sisters kid blew out his diaper after farting. XD

Breine
12-18-2009, 11:16 AM
It varies. Sometimes they are ninja farts, sometimes they are the complete opposite. I enjoy both.

Iceglow
12-18-2009, 11:21 AM
I can either fart so silently that the first people know of it is that they are left gagging on the floor reaching for their gas masks whilst their mouths foam and froth. Or I can be louder than nukes and leave very little smell in the air generally other people prefer when I do the loud variety of farts

Rodarian
12-18-2009, 02:35 PM
Its my belief that only the farter can love ones own flatulence.



I have the ability to do the loud and airy as well the silent but deadly!

Duce of Daggers
12-18-2009, 04:02 PM
I can either fart so silently that the first people know of it is that they are left gagging on the floor reaching for their gas masks whilst their mouths foam and froth.

he said it for me.

Flying Mullet
12-18-2009, 04:18 PM
The only thing I have to add is: "Pretty girls don't poop."

CloudDragon
12-18-2009, 05:34 PM
Back in high school I got a standing ovation from the teacher and the class after attempting to hold in a massive fart. Came out anyway and god damn it was huge.

Rantz
12-18-2009, 06:30 PM
That could just as well have been posted in the Scholastic Accomplishments thread.

scrumpleberry
12-18-2009, 06:33 PM
When I read this I actually did think I was reading the Scholastic Accomplishments thread!

Raistlin
12-18-2009, 08:03 PM
Stay on topic, Raistlin. This is your final warning. Forever. I mean it.

Well I fart in your general direction!

That was on-topic.

qwertysaur
12-19-2009, 06:22 AM
Ducks are cool. Quack.

eestlinc
12-19-2009, 06:25 AM
Well I fart in your general direction!
wow, you really are an old frenchman

NorthernChaosGod
12-19-2009, 10:54 AM
The only thing I have to add is: "Pretty girls don't poop."

That's an amazing qualifier.

Laddy
12-19-2009, 08:58 PM
How immature.

Raebus
12-20-2009, 01:18 AM
My farts have made people leave the room many times. B)

Rye
12-20-2009, 02:31 AM
My farts have made people leave the room many times. B)

Was it because of the fire hazzard? :confused:

G13
12-20-2009, 02:37 AM
How immature.

Why are all the posts I see by you lately so un-Laddy-like? I'm beginning to think you're an impostor!

CloudDragon wins the thread!

Catblepus
12-20-2009, 03:00 AM
i come here after a long time and see this thread ..:roll2
i voted for the last answer. what is wrong with you?:D

Rodarian
12-20-2009, 01:11 PM
The most sinful of farts is SHARTING.....

Now that something truly heinous :eek: