A Jonas Brother is married [Archive] - Eyes on Final Fantasy Forums

SuperMillionaire

12-21-2009, 05:00 AM

Kevin Jonas, the eldest of the Jonas Brothers, has tied the knot with his fiance, Danielle Deleasa, in Long Island amidst a blizzard; alas, it would be a "winter wonderland" or a "marshmellow world" made for sweethearts. His two younger brothers, Joe and Nick, were his best men at their wedding ceremony.

Rye

12-21-2009, 05:01 AM

Why they hell did he come to Long Island to get married? xD Do you know which town? I'm curious if it was near me.

EDIT: Cold Spring Harbor? At least it wasn't Chateu La Mer.

Inferno

12-21-2009, 05:28 AM

Oheka Castle

Moon Rabbits

12-21-2009, 05:33 AM

Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy :bigsmile:

edit: Actually I think it was another Jonas but it was one of them :greenie:

Bunny

12-21-2009, 06:11 AM

People actually care about this?

Logie

12-21-2009, 06:13 AM

Ah, the insignificant one. XD
Congrats to him! :D

Raistlin

12-21-2009, 06:14 AM

Apparently. Somehow.

EDIT: in response to Bunny.

Shlup

12-21-2009, 08:20 AM

Their wedding sounds amazing.

One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.

Madame Adequate

12-21-2009, 03:46 PM

Their wedding sounds amazing.

One of the Jonas brothers is no longer a viiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirgin. Here's hoping things went well for him.

I have to imagine that being that inexperienced and thus incompetent on your wedding night is not a good thing.

This amuses me greatly.

Jiro

12-21-2009, 03:53 PM

Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy :bigsmile:

edit: Actually I think it was another Jonas but it was one of them :greenie:

The image in burned into my mind. And yes it really did look like one them

SuperMillionaire

12-21-2009, 06:37 PM

Alas, the Jonas bachelors are now down to two.

Elly

12-22-2009, 12:40 AM

wow one of them finaly got a beard...

Shlup

12-22-2009, 12:44 AM

Bunny

12-22-2009, 12:50 AM

Assuming she isn't a filthy dirty whore.

SuperMillionaire

12-23-2009, 02:04 PM

Assuming she isn't a filthy dirty whore.

If she was, he wouldn't have married her.

Shattered Dreamer

12-23-2009, 04:55 PM

I smell a sham marriage you guys there is no way any of the Jonas Brothers are heterosexual :tongue: :bigsmile:

SuperMillionaire

12-23-2009, 11:49 PM

What exactly are you talking about?!

Moon Rabbits

12-23-2009, 11:56 PM

I smell a sham marriage you guys there is no way any of the Jonas Brothers are heterosexual :tongue: :bigsmile:

What exactly are you talking about?!

Really because someone sent me a picture of him naked being licked by a boy :bigsmile:

SuperMillionaire

12-23-2009, 11:57 PM

Shiny

12-24-2009, 12:04 AM

Oh, this is the ugly non-effeminate Jonas brother, therefore we don't have to care.

SuperMillionaire

12-24-2009, 12:14 AM

What do you mean?

Moon Rabbits

12-24-2009, 01:13 AM

Where is that picture?

I can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:

Also I don't remember the link anymore.

SuperMillionaire

12-24-2009, 02:15 AM

Well then, until then, as far as I know, the JBs are still attracted to girls; they have a bunch of them screaming for them!

Shlup

12-24-2009, 05:34 AM

Where is that picture?

I can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:

Also I don't remember the link anymore.

:nonono:

Moon Rabbits

12-24-2009, 05:43 AM

Where is that picture?

I can't show you or I'd get in trouble :bigsmile:

Also I don't remember the link anymore.

:nonono:

I posted it in #eoff! If you were THERE you would have SEEN.

edit: Ho ho ho ho maybe that means the link will show up in the stats ... *goes finds*

edit edit: :jess: FOUNNNNNNNNNND IT~~~~~

Shlup

12-24-2009, 05:57 AM

Uhm, I'm waiting for my PM.

Moon Rabbits

12-24-2009, 06:11 AM

SENT! Prepare to ... be underwhelmed?

SuperMillionaire

12-24-2009, 02:01 PM

May I see the pic too?

Rad Bromance

12-25-2009, 05:11 AM

Good for him I guess. I find the whole "purity rings Jesus is soooooo awesome!!!" trend they started pretty silly, but whatever floats your boat! :D

NorthernChaosGod

12-25-2009, 06:53 AM

Well then, until then, as far as I know, the JBs are still attracted to girls; they have a bunch of them screaming for them!

Flawed logic is flawed.

Moon Rabbits

12-25-2009, 07:02 AM

Well then, until then, as far as I know, the JBs are still attracted to girls; they have a bunch of them screaming for them!

Flawed logic is flawed.

I have a bunch of girls screaming for me too.

I STILL LOVE PENIS. *om nom nom*

SuperMillionaire

12-25-2009, 08:22 AM

Do you have heartthrob status?

Shlup

12-25-2009, 10:20 AM

A) The pic we have been discussing doesn't even kind of look like a Jonas brother.

B) WTF is this "if girls like you then you must like them" logic? xD

Raistlin

12-25-2009, 02:53 PM

It makes sense... if you hit yourself on the head really hard and don't really think about it.

SuperMillionaire

12-25-2009, 05:27 PM

Yes indeed, that is absurd.

Rad Bromance

12-25-2009, 05:34 PM

B) WTF is this "if girls like you then you must like them" logic? xD
Yeah , someone should tell this to Adam Lambert and Perez Hilton and Lance Bass and Darren Hayes and and and....

SuperMillionaire

12-25-2009, 08:37 PM

Well girls, you still have two Jonas Brothers to flirt with.

Moon Rabbits

12-25-2009, 10:36 PM

Do you have heartthrob status?

I have professional heartbreaker status.

@Shlup - it does too :mad2:

SuperMillionaire

12-25-2009, 11:17 PM

Girls, stay AWAY from Moon Rabbits; he'll break your heart!

Madame Adequate

12-26-2009, 01:32 AM

I keep picturing the brothers gathering around Joe and asking him how it was to be intimate, the youngest one's voice squeaking a little. Hehehe.

SuperMillionaire

12-26-2009, 02:18 AM

Actually, Nick is the youngest one.

Moon Rabbits

12-26-2009, 02:30 AM

I keep picturing the brothers gathering around Joe and asking him how it was to be intimate, the youngest one's voice squeaking a little. Hehehe.

Does it really attract bears?

SuperMillionaire

12-26-2009, 02:32 AM

What are you talking about?

VexNet

12-31-2009, 09:05 PM

I guess he can finally take his "purity ring" off then.

Goldenboko

12-31-2009, 09:48 PM

Well then, until then, as far as I know, the JBs are still attracted to girls; they have a bunch of them screaming for them!

So did Michael Jackson. Game, set, match :cool:

qwertysaur

12-31-2009, 10:48 PM

I don't care about the Jonas Brothers :p

SuperMillionaire

12-31-2009, 11:07 PM

Well, maybe you don't, but perhaps there are at least a few JBs fans here...

black orb

12-31-2009, 11:18 PM

>>> Assuming those Jonas people are rich and famous, How the hell a guy that has fame, money and can have any girl he wants Marries?!..:confused:..:luca:

Seriously..

SuperMillionaire

12-31-2009, 11:26 PM

They are rich and famous, but what are you talking about?

black orb

12-31-2009, 11:43 PM

>>> Sorry, I`ll try to explain myself better..:luca:
1- Normal people marry because they are afraid to spend their days alone..
2- Rich and famous people doesnt have that problem, so why marry?

SuperMillionaire

12-31-2009, 11:51 PM

Well, perhaps they still want to mate.

black orb

12-31-2009, 11:55 PM

>>> Sure thing, Im just trying to find the logic behind this..:luca:

SuperMillionaire

01-01-2010, 12:36 AM

Well, obviously they are attracted to one another. What more logic are you looking for?

black orb

01-01-2010, 01:33 AM

>>> That "attracted to one another" included Marriage, an evil contract that that ties you to another person for the rest of your life..:luca:
He lost his freedom, he wont be able to have fun (sex) with other girls, even worse, he will probably become the next Tiger Woods!..

SuperMillionaire

01-01-2010, 01:58 AM

Well, you never know, some Hollywood marriages have lasted forever. On the other hand, some celebrities have never married at all.

NorthernChaosGod

01-01-2010, 02:48 AM

Which Hollywood marriages have lasted forever? o_O

G13

01-01-2010, 02:59 AM

Hey man! It's a Disney Channel marriage! :mad2:

Bunny

01-01-2010, 03:04 AM

Which Hollywood marriages have lasted forever? o_O

Sam Elliott and Katherine Ross.

SuperMillionaire

01-01-2010, 03:12 AM

Hey man! It's a Disney Channel marriage! :mad2:

Exactly. I second that, Guardian.

NorthernChaosGod

01-01-2010, 03:31 AM

Which Hollywood marriages have lasted forever? o_O

Sam Elliott and Katherine Ross.

I suppose that counts, but she was married twice before. :P

G13

01-01-2010, 04:01 AM

Hey man! It's a Disney Channel marriage! :mad2:

Exactly. I second that, Guardian.

I was only kidding. I couldn't care less about this marriage. :colbert:

SuperMillionaire

01-01-2010, 04:12 AM

Oh... uh... okay...

Bunny

01-02-2010, 03:33 AM

Which Hollywood marriages have lasted forever? o_O

Sam Elliott and Katherine Ross.

I suppose that counts, but she was married twice before. :P

Except that has absolutely no bearing on the success of her current marriage. Aside from those, if you want examples of other successful Hollywood marriages you could look at Charlton Heston or Alan Alda.

SuperMillionaire

01-02-2010, 03:42 AM

I guess whether or not a Hollywood marriage lasts forever depends on certain factors...

Bunny

01-02-2010, 04:00 AM

So you mean Hollywood marriages are exactly the same as every other marriage? You might be on to something there. You should spend another couple months researching it away from the internet.

SuperMillionaire

01-02-2010, 04:48 PM

It's not exactly the same, but still...