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Christmas
12-22-2009, 02:40 AM
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http://www.criticallayouts.com/images/rsgallery/original/mistletoe-kiss-ag.gif


Recently EoFF had been sold again to another person who wishes only to be known as "SHINRA".

He called in the staff for a meeting to discuss plans for X-mas this year.

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http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

"New owner here. I had been browsing around the forums and noticed a few things"

"The picture thread (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/127894-picture-thread-when-you-were-young.html)"

"I want cute hawt girls in adorable santa clothing with lots and lots of flesh exposure in there"

And please, no guys from planet hideous are suppose to post in there.

"Lastly, I want my personal smiley to be added to the site and worshipped as Santa for this X-mas. http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/7/75/PresidentShinra.PNG/80px-PresidentShinra.PNG"

"This is one of my proposal for X-mas, CAN IT BE DONE!? I WANT TO HEAR YOUR SUGGESTIONS!"

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Viewers who wishes to comment on the drama please use the ooc tags

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 02:52 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg:They don't need to be wearing anything to please my eyes, if you know what I mean :cool:

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 02:58 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

I always have wanted to work for an evil corporation. :cat:

I say we delete the photo threads completely. There's no need for a picture thread since we have personal albums... :cat:

As for your smiley request, I don't think so because we have too many smilies as it is. Thank goodness rubah is gone. :cat:

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 03:15 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg:

I object! There is absolutely no good reason for removing the photo thread :colbert: Over my dead body, feline lover.

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 03:19 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

We need the photo thread so we can have more boobs. I agree that uggos should be discouraged from posting pictures, though. In fact, the extreme uggos should just be banned.

And now you want to add more smilies? Jesus, you're as bad as BoB. I JUST REMOVED NINE GOD QUIT BITCHING

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 03:29 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Boobs are against the rules, Shlup. :cat:


I object! There is absolutely no good reason for removing the photo thread :colbert: Over my dead body, feline lover.
Mutt. :)

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 03:35 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Boobs are against the rules, Shlup. :cat:


I object! There is absolutely no good reason for removing the photo thread :colbert: Over my dead body, feline lover.
Mutt. :)
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: furball :shifty:

Christmas
12-22-2009, 03:40 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

We need the photo thread so we can have more boobs. I agree that uggos should be discouraged from posting pictures, though. In fact, the extreme uggos should just be banned.

And now you want to add more smilies? Jesus, you're as bad as BoB. I JUST REMOVED NINE GOD QUIT BITCHING

I found your face rather disturbing! I am thinking of banning you from posting in the picture thread! Like I said, no one from planet hideous are allowed!


<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Boobs are against the rules, Shlup. :cat:


I object! There is absolutely no good reason for removing the photo thread :colbert: Over my dead body, feline lover.
Mutt. :)

I can change the rulez all I want! I OWN this place? GET IT? I am the GOD HERE!



<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Boobs are against the rules, Shlup. :cat:


I object! There is absolutely no good reason for removing the photo thread :colbert: Over my dead body, feline lover.
Mutt. :)
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: furball :shifty:

Do you happen to be the legendary Psychotic? I heard you are pretty famous around here! Well, I dun allow people to be more famous than me!

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 03:46 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

No name calling, guys. Don't forget the forum rules. :)


I can change the rulez all I want! I OWN this place? GET IT? I am the GOD HERE!
If you say so. :)

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 03:50 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


Do you happen to be the legendary Psychotic? I heard you are pretty famous around here! Well, I dun allow people to be more famous than me!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Fame is what you make of it, sweetheart :cool:

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 03:55 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


I found your face rather disturbing! I am thinking of banning you from posting in the picture thread! Like I said, no one from planet hideous are allowed!

What the smurf. Who the hell do you think you are? I am gorgeous. Hell, many people thought I should have won Cutest/Sexiest Female at the Ciddies. Well, my boobs anyway, because no one here bothers looking me in the eyes, though I can hardly blame them because they are pretty fantastic... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, stfu. Go suck an egg.


No name calling, guys. Don't forget the forum rules. :)

Hey, cat lady, the rules don't apply in the staff forum. (I love you, Leeza <3)

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 04:02 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

I love you too, Shlup. :cat:

And for the record, I think you're beautiful. :)

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:03 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
asking our members to worship santa might create a legal problem.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 04:21 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg



http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


Do you happen to be the legendary Psychotic? I heard you are pretty famous around here! Well, I dun allow people to be more famous than me!

http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Fame is what you make of it, sweetheart :cool:

I think you should be off staff, as a matter of fact, off the forums that are owned by ME.


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


I found your face rather disturbing! I am thinking of banning you from posting in the picture thread! Like I said, no one from planet hideous are allowed!

What the smurf. Who the hell do you think you are? I am gorgeous. Hell, many people thought I should have won Cutest/Sexiest Female at the Ciddies. Well, my boobs anyway, because no one here bothers looking me in the eyes, though I can hardly blame them because they are pretty fantastic... Anyway, what was I saying? Oh yeah, stfu. Go suck an egg.


Speaking of Ciddies, why aren't I nominated for anything? I think the Ciddies must be abolished considering that a freak like you made it to Cutest/Sexiest Female. And your boobs are the worst thing ever.


<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

I love you too, Shlup. :cat:

And for the record, I think you're beautiful. :)

I find that cat smiley and the :) smiley pretty irritating. I think the only smiley that should be allowed here are http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/7/75/PresidentShinra.PNG/80px-PresidentShinra.PNG,http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg and http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm196/sansukumi/PresidentShinra.jpg


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
asking our members to worship santa might create a legal problem.

I AM THE LAW, CLOWN.

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 04:30 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Those are images, not smileys. Maybe what you want is a new forum skin, but I'm sure it won't be as good as Classic. :cat:

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 04:33 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Nothing is as excellent as Christmas in Narshe. :colbert:

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 04:39 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


Speaking of Ciddies, why aren't I nominated for anything?

You weren't nominated because nobody likes you, assface.

And you and BoB have the same retarded definition of smiley. IT CAN'T JUST BE ANY IMAGE YOU LOSERS


Maybe what you want is a new forum skin, but I'm sure it won't be as good as Classic.

And Fluffy Puff. I could just stare at it-... *zones out for a few hours, entranced by the pinkness*

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:39 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar284_50.gif">:


I AM THE LAW, CLOWN.
<img src="http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Judge Dredd Statue of Judgement.jpg" alt="No jive.">

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:48 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
not even sly stalone would be able to take down the shinra.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 04:48 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg



http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


Speaking of Ciddies, why aren't I nominated for anything?

You weren't nominated because nobody likes you, assface.

And you and BoB have the same retarded definition of smiley. IT CAN'T JUST BE ANY IMAGE YOU LOSERS

And people like you? I think I need to re-evaluate on the mental status of the members of this forums.


Maybe what you want is a new forum skin, but I'm sure it won't be as good as Classic.

And Fluffy Puff. I could just stare at it-... *zones out for a few hours, entranced by the pinkness*

Oh yes, that retarded pink skin. I hope the person that made it get impaled repeatedly by a katana through its chest. I am deleting it!


<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Those are images, not smileys. Maybe what you want is a new forum skin, but I'm sure it won't be as good as Classic. :cat:

I can turn them into smiley using my awesome Admin Control Panel!


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Nothing is as excellent as Christmas in Narshe. :colbert:

That is the other must be deleted skin.


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar284_50.gif">:


I AM THE LAW, CLOWN.
<img src="http://forbiddenplanet.co.uk/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/Judge Dredd Statue of Judgement.jpg" alt="No jive.">

I do not allow my employee to read such retarded comic.

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:52 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar9192_44.gif">:

<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
not even sly stalone would be able to take down the shinra.
Bruce Willis could. Why y'all scared of this new guy? Let's kick his ass.

Laddy
12-22-2009, 04:52 AM
Del Murder: I think that's quite enough for today, guys. I don't want my forum to turn into a crazehouse.

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:53 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
that's true. he did die less than 1/4 through the game.

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 04:57 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

What game? I didn't know that Shinra was from a game. :)

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 04:59 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar22222_46.gif">:

Del Murder: I think that's quite enough for today, guys. I don't want my forum to turn into a crazehouse.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/349/1/0/Happy_llama_worm_thing____by_Emobitchluv.gif

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 05:02 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/957.gif">:
I agree with Del. We should just wait out the new owner and see what happens. No need to get all ruffled right away.

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 05:04 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar22222_46.gif">:
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/349/1/0/Happy_llama_worm_thing____by_Emobitchluv.gif

Goddammit Rantzien.

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 05:07 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar22222_46.gif">:

Del Murder: I think that's quite enough for today, guys. I don't want my forum to turn into a crazehouse.
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/349/1/0/Happy_llama_worm_thing____by_Emobitchluv.gif
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Gross. :yuck:

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 05:09 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg::smash::twak::shoot::trout: :penciltrick::orenji: I've got my weaponry. Let's do this thang. :smug:

Laddy
12-22-2009, 05:16 AM
Del Murder: I refuse to acknowledge my acquantince with these people.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 05:28 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar9192_44.gif">:

<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
not even sly stalone would be able to take down the shinra.
Bruce Willis could. Why y'all scared of this new guy? Let's kick his ass.

They respect me, not scared. Just like everyone in the forums should.


Del Murder: I think that's quite enough for today, guys. I don't want my forum to turn into a crazehouse.

It is MY forums now.



<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

What game? I didn't know that Shinra was from a game. :)

I heard you owned all consoles but you didn't use your playstation to play MY epic game? You can go eat some cat food and die.


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/957.gif">:
I agree with Del. We should just wait out the new owner and see what happens. No need to get all ruffled right away.

So, from what I know you are the cutest/sexiest male around here? I do own some porn sites too. Wanna work there?



<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar22222_46.gif">:
http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2009/349/1/0/Happy_llama_worm_thing____by_Emobitchluv.gif

Isn't this great? A retarded freak of nature with a retarded avatar and a retarded sig combined with a retarded smiley. Whoever that make this retard a staff is the mother of all retards.


Del Murder: I refuse to acknowledge my acquantince with these people.

You should use Del Murder's avatar, Laddy!

And lastly, do you morons had any plans for the forums this X-mas? Must I be the only one giving intelligent suggestions here? You people are the definition of everything dumb and stupid combined together!

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 05:31 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar3666_23.gif:

It sounds like Cid was a good person.

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 05:35 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif:

http://www.aiyon.com/forums/images/smilies/WasimAkram.jpg

AND YES IT IS A SMILEY SHLUP SHUT UP

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 05:40 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

I heard you owned all consoles but you didn't use your playstation to play MY epic game? You can go eat some cat food and die.

Yes. I even have an Atari. :)


And lastly, do you *snip* had any plans for the forums this X-mas? Must I be the only one giving intelligent suggestions here? You people are *snip*
Shinra, please do not call other members morons or stupid.

However, yes, I send out Christmas cards. :cat:

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 06:02 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif">:
i have no plans for christmas, but the new year will be brought in with APE RAPE

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 06:04 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/957.gif">:
:mog:

Laddy
12-22-2009, 06:04 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_28.gif">:

My forums. My dear, er, forums.

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 06:06 AM
Laddy use that code for my avatar.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 06:11 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg


http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

After so many posts and still nothing productive come out from your brains?

And what about getting hawt girls to post in the picture thread!? Any suggestions to how to get the girls to start posting?

Who make you losers the staff in the first place!?

Laddy
12-22-2009, 06:32 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_28.gif:

I believe we were selected purely on merit.

Oh, and it should be "An EoFF Christmas Drama."

Basic English, you see.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 06:37 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

My precious time is not used to type an extra "N" for this :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Laddy
12-22-2009, 06:48 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_28.gif:

If you are not going to contribute to the overall educational progress of this website, I suggest you go elsewhere.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 06:53 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

Educational!???? This site!???? hahahahahaha. You are a funny bloke. I can consider letting you stay in staff!

Laddy
12-22-2009, 06:58 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar1390_28.gif:

That is what I do best, goor sir. All part of the plan. All part of my fantastic plan of usurption.

Christmas
12-22-2009, 03:33 PM
People, we have a drama up for you! If you are interested to be an actor or actress, sign up here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/128713-eoff-christmas-drama-we-need-you.html)

Rantz
12-22-2009, 04:49 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11089_41.gif:

I liked Cid better. :p

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 06:19 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Don't worry, new guy, I'm sure you'll be begging me for mercy as I take you down soon enough! :smug:

*goes off to plot new owner's demise*

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 06:26 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

Wait, what's going on now? I was busy fantasizing about arguing with Raistlin.

Also, this site is not for education, it's for my amusement. So get back to work entertaining me, you slackers.

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 06:31 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: Oh Shlup. Such an audibly bitter member, and quite the troll. Put it to good use and help me out here! We can't tolerate such a force trying to change the forums on us! :frust:

Del Murder
12-22-2009, 07:10 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif">:
I agree with Murd that we should get to the issue at hand, the picture thread thingy. Here's a rough draft of a simple 10 step procedure I have outlined to moderate posts in the picture thread.

1. We designate 4 Staff or regular members (two Staff and two regular would probably work) to be Picture Thread Quality Assurance Committee.

2. A member who wishes to post in the picture thread must first submit their pic to the PTQAC for initial review. The pic should be judged based on attactiveness, photo quality, and member popularity rating.

3. Member popularity rating (MPR) is determined by a statistical formula that takes total post count, post count distribution among the various forums, number of posts quoting the member's posts, and a rubric "likeable" score determined by Staff.

4. If the pic passes their review, it is submitted to the Staff for a full Staff vote.

5. If the Staff votes in favor of the pic, then we put the 24 hour rule into effect to see if any Staff objects to it.

6. After the 24 hours is up, we should still email Staff that are away to see if they object. If they are away we should probably encourage them to step down as well.

7. Once that process is done, the pic should go back to the original member posting it to confirm that they still want to post it.

8. At this point the member is allowed to post their pic, however we should still check the thread to make sure the same pic is posted. The remaining steps outline the action that should be taken if an incorrect pic is posted.

9. Needless to say we should delete the post. :p 'Nuff said.

10. The member should get a PM warning if this is the first offense. If it is a multiple offense then we should refer to the "How to handle multiple offenses" section 4-A of the Staff manual.

Let's discuss this proposal and whatnot. Something needs to be done even if we don't do this. Letting everyone post their pictures freely would be like letting a murderer run free in town square. You don't want the murderer to kill people do you? Of course you don't. So by this logical comparison what I am saying is right.

I attached an Excel spreadsheet that contains member posting statistics in the picture thread. I also included a pie chart which might help. When I get home from work I'll make a more substiantial post.

Raistlin
12-22-2009, 07:24 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

Dammit, BoB, I really want to agree with you because your chart says I'm hot, but your stupidity is making it difficult. We only need one staffer to submit pics to and filter out all the uggos. Shiny should do it because she's new and not quite as retarded as the rest of you.

~*~Celes~*~
12-22-2009, 07:44 PM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: In all seriousness, I want Shlup to post more pics of her wonderful jugs. I think that's all the picture thread needs to be about. I mean, you've got the Shlup part of the equation, she's moderately attractive. But then the Shlup's Juggs part. Hot fuck. :cool:

Marshall Banana
12-22-2009, 08:01 PM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

I still say that we shouldn't allow photo threads. Personal albums are sufficient. :cat:

Laddy
12-22-2009, 08:16 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_28.gif:

Eyes on Jugs seems like a more appropriate name. *Sigh* Oh where, oh where will a find intelligent EoFFers...

Rantz
12-22-2009, 08:41 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar25655_24.gif:

I think BoB's rule system makes sense if we are going through with this, although I don't get the point about deleting the posts ourselves. Maybe we could appoint a group of active members to delete them for us, it sounds kind of tedious. :eep:

I don't think we should criticize the new owner too much before we've gotten to know him. Let's give him some time to prove himself first, in my opinion. ;)

Christmas
12-23-2009, 12:32 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg



http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

Wait, what's going on now? I was busy fantasizing about arguing with Raistlin.

Also, this site is not for education, it's for my amusement. So get back to work entertaining me, you slackers.

I alway knew having a middle age woman as an employee is a bad idea. Especially a hideous one.


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif">:
I agree with Murd that we should get to the issue at hand, the picture thread thingy. Here's a rough draft of a simple 10 step procedure I have outlined to moderate posts in the picture thread.

1. We designate 4 Staff or regular members (two Staff and two regular would probably work) to be Picture Thread Quality Assurance Committee.

2. A member who wishes to post in the picture thread must first submit their pic to the PTQAC for initial review. The pic should be judged based on attactiveness, photo quality, and member popularity rating.

3. Member popularity rating (MPR) is determined by a statistical formula that takes total post count, post count distribution among the various forums, number of posts quoting the member's posts, and a rubric "likeable" score determined by Staff.

4. If the pic passes their review, it is submitted to the Staff for a full Staff vote.

5. If the Staff votes in favor of the pic, then we put the 24 hour rule into effect to see if any Staff objects to it.

6. After the 24 hours is up, we should still email Staff that are away to see if they object. If they are away we should probably encourage them to step down as well.

7. Once that process is done, the pic should go back to the original member posting it to confirm that they still want to post it.

8. At this point the member is allowed to post their pic, however we should still check the thread to make sure the same pic is posted. The remaining steps outline the action that should be taken if an incorrect pic is posted.

9. Needless to say we should delete the post. :p 'Nuff said.

10. The member should get a PM warning if this is the first offense. If it is a multiple offense then we should refer to the "How to handle multiple offenses" section 4-A of the Staff manual.

Let's discuss this proposal and whatnot. Something needs to be done even if we don't do this. Letting everyone post their pictures freely would be like letting a murderer run free in town square. You don't want the murderer to kill people do you? Of course you don't. So by this logical comparison what I am saying is right.

I attached an Excel spreadsheet that contains member posting statistics in the picture thread. I also included a pie chart which might help. When I get home from work I'll make a more substiantial post.

I want everything to be summarize into something not more than 3 sentences with visual aid.


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: In all seriousness, I want Shlup to post more pics of her wonderful jugs. I think that's all the picture thread needs to be about. I mean, you've got the Shlup part of the equation, she's moderately attractive. But then the Shlup's Juggs part. Hot smurf. :cool:

Or you can post pics of your rotten penis! Or your retarded brain!


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar25655_24.gif:

I think BoB's rule system makes sense if we are going through with this, although I don't get the point about deleting the posts ourselves. Maybe we could appoint a group of active members to delete them for us, it sounds kind of tedious. :eep:

I don't think we should criticize the new owner too much before we've gotten to know him. Let's give him some time to prove himself first, in my opinion. ;)

You dun know me? Everyone knows the SHINRA. Which cave did you crawl out from!?


K, I notice the only :bou::bou::bou::bou: you people produce are still mega :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty :bou::bou::bou::bou:s!! Nothing constructive nor intelligent!
Here is my second suggestion!

I want the staff to come together to sing a Christmas Carol to everyone in the forums!

And I still want hot babes in santa suit to appear in the picture thread. MAKE IT HAPPEN!

Marshall Banana
12-23-2009, 01:32 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Perhaps we should sing a song about Raistlin. :cat:

For Shlup's enjoyment. :)

Rye
12-23-2009, 01:40 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif :

Perhaps you should ride the short bus, Leeza. Just sayin'

I say that the picture thread should be allowed only for girls who posts pictures of cats in their racks. Birds can come too.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/06/nz_redonkulousness-3046-1.jpg

Christmas
12-23-2009, 03:46 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="I'm Leeza." />:

Perhaps we should sing a song about Raistlin. :cat:

For Shlup's enjoyment. :)

Is Raistlin a hot babe? PICS PLZ.


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif :

Perhaps you should ride the short bus, Leeza. Just sayin'

I say that the picture thread should be allowed only for girls who posts pictures of cats in their racks. Birds can come too.

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/06/nz_redonkulousness-3046-1.jpg


Dead link, you deformed breasts. I think it is better to have a cow to replace you. At least I can milk the cow!

Raistlin
12-23-2009, 04:15 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


Is Raistlin a hot babe? PICS PLZ.

I have Raistlin bikini pictures saved on my HD, but I don't want to share.

Laddy
12-23-2009, 05:29 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_28.gif:

I'm glad I'm in EoFF so I can sit around and watch breats be the central topic of discussion. Joy.

Besides, I got some breasts waiting at home for me.

Shiny
12-23-2009, 05:43 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar3666_23.gif:
Yes, yes and I agree with everything, yes. Wake Up Dead.mp3.

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 07:08 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif">:

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


Is Raistlin a hot babe? PICS PLZ.

I have Raistlin bikini pictures saved on my HD, but I don't want to share.
That better not be porn, because if you post it that's an instaban. I don't care if you're my own grandma, it's instaban.

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 07:10 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/957.gif">:

<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif">:
That better not be porn, because if you post it that's an instaban. I don't care if you're my own grandma, it's instaban.
We should take these situations on a case by case basis imo. :greenie:

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 07:11 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar4646_32.gif">:

<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/957.gif">:
We should take these situations on a case by case basis imo. :greenie:
No! Ban! Ban ban ban!

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 07:19 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar827_29.gif">:
<p align="justify">What's all this talk of banning? :p I don't even know who is about to be banned and why :p We should probably straighten out our facts before we determine what to do :p As for singing, I don't know what we should sing :p Maybe the new version of vBulletin will fix this problem :p I'll take a look at the templates :monster:</p>

~*~Celes~*~
12-23-2009, 10:14 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg:Then I saw her face,
Now I'm a believer.
Not a trace
of doubt in my mind.

Raistlin
12-23-2009, 08:08 PM
clout and Miriel aren't even on staff anymore! Plus, clout is way too easy. xD

http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:


That better not be porn, because if you post it that's an instaban. I don't care if you're my own grandma, it's instaban.

Don't remind me of anything Raistlin said ever. Anyway Lev is right that it should be case-by-case. If it's hot, it may be ok.


I want the staff to come together to sing a Christmas Carol to everyone in the forums!

No way in hell am I singing. Unless you get me drunk.

Shiny
12-23-2009, 09:14 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_28.gif:

I won't sing unless I get tacos. I need my tacos.

Marshall Banana
12-23-2009, 09:18 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar4646_32.gif" title="Miriel." />:

Babe, wait til you try these tacos I'm making right now. They're delish.

Rye
12-23-2009, 09:22 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1131_51.gif:

Tacos? Those are almost as great as wetting myself. That is the fun of Christmas - except when my pants freeze from Alaskan weather.

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 10:17 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/4.gif">:

clout and Miriel aren't even on staff anymore! Plus, clout is way too easy. xD

I do what I want. You have problem?

Del Murder
12-23-2009, 10:18 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar2949_2.gif">:
I hate everything.

Marshall Banana
12-23-2009, 10:19 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11476_59.gif" title="Necronopticous." />:

And I still want hot babes in santa suit girls under the age of 16 to appear in the picture thread. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
There we go.

Shiny
12-23-2009, 10:33 PM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11476_59.gif" title="Necronopticous." />:

And I still want hot babes in santa suit girls under the age of 16 to appear in the picture thread. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
There we go.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

http://www.lolblog.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/zmvwv64dzhzp6p32bjlnm7s42y7msqxl.jpg

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 12:22 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar14857_112.gif" title="Momiji" />:



<img src="http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/matsurichan.gif" title="For Jeremy-sama."/>



~(*o, *~)

Christmas
12-24-2009, 12:31 AM
Nice one, people, Especially with the additional of members into the play


http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

Why are there so many lowly mere commoners participating in the staff meeting?

I have no time for these worthless creatures nor listen to their meaningless rant.

Who were the one that let these dogs in?

Raistlin
12-24-2009, 12:42 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_28.gif:

It has been the official staff policy for some years now that everything is Amanda's fault.

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 12:44 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar20383_63.gif" title="Tavroblel" />:

Who the Hell are you? I dedicate my valuable time to improving that wasteland of a front site, and I get called a dog for it? You can go f*** yourself.

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 12:46 AM
<img src="http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/avatar2161_42.gif" title="Leeza." />:

Tavrobel, please do not go around the censor.

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 12:47 AM
:kaoclove:

Christmas
12-24-2009, 12:57 AM
Tavrobel's one wins!!! :kaoclove:

Shiny
12-24-2009, 12:59 AM
:kaoclove:
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar2161_42.gif:

Please do not triple post. :)


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11476_59.gif" title="Necronopticous." />:

And I still want hot babes in santa suit girls under the age of 16 to appear in the picture thread. MAKE IT HAPPEN!
There we go.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar22222_46.gif:

http://dl.dropbox.com/u/729269/Images/do-not-want.png




http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

Why are there so many lowly mere commoners participating in the staff meeting?

I have no time for these worthless creatures nor listen to their meaningless rant.

Who were the one that let these dogs in?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar9192_44.gif:

Who are you calling lowly? I will kick your ass!

Christmas
12-24-2009, 01:05 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg



http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar1390_28.gif:

It has been the official staff policy for some years now that everything is Amanda's fault.

Amanda or Amanda's deformed breasts?


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar20383_63.gif" title="Tavroblel" />:

Who the Hell are you? I dedicate my valuable time to improving that wasteland of a front site, and I get called a dog for it? You can go f*** yourself.

Have you even make an appointment with my secretary before speaking to me? I am a very important and busy man you know.




http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg

Why are there so many lowly mere commoners participating in the staff meeting?

I have no time for these worthless creatures nor listen to their meaningless rant.

Who were the one that let these dogs in?
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar9192_44.gif:

Who are you calling lowly? I will kick your ass!

The only thing you can do to my ass is to suck it.

Rye
12-24-2009, 01:10 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar92_37.gif:

Shlup's breasts are most definitely not deformed. How would she work the corners so well if they were? http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 01:16 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar6473_176.gif" title="Rye" />:

Shlup sure does make good soap. I would know. :bigsmile:

~*~Celes~*~
12-24-2009, 01:25 AM
http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: :colbert: You people must realise by now the importance of football. We must incorporate more of it into the forums!

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 01:45 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar16003_47.gif" title="I'm my own MILF" />:

Wee! What a magical time this is! Can't stay long, though! They're alwaaaays after me Jessica!

Rye
12-24-2009, 01:49 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11476_59.gif

You should be more charitable. I'm always willing to share Lamonda with Rye. And Mr. Wand.

Christmas
12-24-2009, 02:00 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar92_37.gif:

Shlup's breasts are most definitely not deformed. How would she work the corners so well if they were? http://www.thegamersalliance.net/forums/images/smilies/pimp.gif

Only deformed morons will find her deformed breasts attractive.


<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar6473_176.gif" title="Rye" />:

Shlup sure does make good soap. I would know. :bigsmile:

What is this? Alice in MINI land? What's up with those fonts?


http://i76.photobucket.com/albums/j38/celeschere08/avatar5602_108gif.jpg: :colbert: You people must realise by now the importance of football. We must incorporate more of it into the forums!

The only thing important in this forums is me and my three smileys.
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/7/75/PresidentShinra.PNG/80px-PresidentShinra.PNG,http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg and http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm196/sansukumi/PresidentShinra.jpg
Maybe a bit of porn too.



<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar16003_47.gif" title="I'm my own MILF" />:

Wee! What a magical time this is! Can't stay long, though! They're alwaaaays after me Jessica!


http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11476_59.gif

You should be more charitable. I'm always willing to share Lamonda with Rye. And Mr. Wand.

How do pests like you two get in here? This is a MANAGMENT meeting. We need more pest control measures.

And what are the presents you are going to give to the almighty me this X-mas?

You better give something decent or you are fired.

And I still want a Christmas Carol sung by the staff!

Christmas
12-24-2009, 02:03 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar10496_54.gif

Best Thread Ever.

EDIT: Hello people reading the archive.

Marshall Banana
12-24-2009, 04:18 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar6473_176.gif" title="Rye" />:

And I still want a Christmas Carol sung by the staff!


Let's sing about Santa going down your hole a melly Christmas. Cute engrish~ :kaoclove:



What is this? Alice in MINI land? What's up with those fonts?
You don't like it? ;;

Raistlin
12-24-2009, 07:06 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar301_42.gif:

When did we let all these losers see the staff forum?

Also, my tits are smokin', thankyouverymuch.

Christmas
12-25-2009, 12:46 AM
http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/w/i/finalfantasy/2/2e/Shinra_Logo.jpg

http://finalfantasy.neoseeker.com/uploads/finalfantasy/president_shinra_before_crisis_mini.jpg


Oh mine, it's almost X-mas according to GMT and still nothing productive come out from you losers.

Now I want everyone to wish EoFF a Merry Christmas and finish this Meeting off!

Marshall Banana
12-25-2009, 01:09 AM
<img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar6473_176.gif" title="Rye" />:

Merry Christmas, everyone! Enjoy Santa's ~*hey-nonny-nonny*~ this year. :bigsmile:

Raistlin
12-25-2009, 01:43 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/images/avatars/thumbs/166.gif:

Snarry Smurfsmas! ...Ok, that doesn't work as well with Christmas.

Christmas
12-25-2009, 01:45 AM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar21420_99.gif

I am not sure I am doing this right?? :confused:

But give me a break ok? :sweatdrop

Merry Christmas EoFF! :)