Favorite Dissidia Dialogue/Line, etc.

[Setzer the Gambler]

Pretty much everything that Kefka says will be my favorite, but here are some that REALLY made me laugh...
I apologize if there was already a thread of this. If there was, I didn't see it. If there isn't, let's roll!

Bartz (upon acquiring a summon stone):
Holy COSMOS, it's a talking rock!

Kefka (before a fighting with Tidus):
Go back to the beach already...

Kefka (before fighting with Squall):
I see a poser!

Kefka (before fighting Firion):
Aren't you hot?

Kefka (to himself):
Who's that handsome devil?

Kefka (when he loses):
Ker-PLUNK!

go ahead, share some dialogue moments, lines, victory lines, etc. :)

[SuperMillionaire]

Here are a few of my favorite lines:

Kefka: You want to hear? Do you? Well, in that case, I'm not telling!
Terra: Stop fooling around!

Tidus: Where are you going? This isn't over yet; there's no tomorrow for me... UNLESS I BEAT YOU TODAY!

Terra: I won't let you... get away with it!

Cecil: I can turn darkness into hallowed light!

I'll post up some more soon.

[arcanedude34]

I KNEW I WOULD TRIUMPH!!!!!!!!!!

Even nothingness is powerless before the void!

[jammi567]

"What's this "Ungaahh" business?" (Tidus, to the Emperor)
"I'm far more entertaining than you!" (Tidus, to Kefka)
I can carry you like a blitzball! (Tidus, to Shantantto)


"Oooh, the clouds are getting dark." (Bartz, to the Cloud of Darkness)
"Would it kill you to smile sometimes?" (Bartz, to Squall)

[Setzer the Gambler]

"What's this UNGAAHH bussiness"
I don't get that one?
Did the emperor do something like that??? XD
Please explain :P

[SuperMillionaire]

"Unnnnn-Gaaaaah!" refers to his iconic "death scream."

[Vermachtnis]

"Oooh, the clouds are getting dark." (Bartz, to the Cloud of Darkness)
"Would it kill you to smile sometimes?" (Bartz, to Squall)


I wanted to say those two :(

[Setzer the Gambler]

"Unnnnn-Gaaaaah!" refers to his iconic "death scream."

Ahhh...
Now I understand...
Hehehe :D

[SuperMillionaire]

Tidus (when using Energy Rain attack and nailing the opponent):
"Get a load of this! And another!"

Tidus (when using Energy Rain attack and missing the opponent):
"Whoa-whoa-whoa!"

[Setzer the Gambler]

Zidane: It's not over yet. (I heard that in Megaman quite often)
Zidane: Dodge this! And for the final touch; FLY AWAYYYYYYYYYY!

LMAO @ Tidus missing...

[RedPouch]

Most any line by Kefka, because it's hilarious, especially when he's talking to Terra the first time.

Most any line by Zidane and Bartz because their voice actors make them sound cute.

I know I have to specify some at least, but there are too many to count!

[Vermachtnis]

Thought of one that hasn't been mentioned yet.

Kefka: SMACK...dabinthemiddleofenemyterritory.

or however that went.

[SuperMillionaire]

Cecil: "Light and darkness cast aloft!"
Terra: "Malevolent winds... protect me now!"
Tidus: "Here it comes... you're gone!"

[Setzer the Gambler]

That's what Terra was saying...
Malevolent wind...
I thought I heard something else XD

[SuperMillionaire]

Firion: Can't run!
Onion Knight (Luneth): The best is yet to come... burn it up!
Bartz: Get back here... That's a wrap!
Cloud: Give me strength! (reminds me of Sora from Kingdom Hearts)
Squall: Here it goes... Mission accomplished.
Zidane: It's not over yet; you're not getting away!

[Setzer the Gambler]

Squall: *victory* Gone talking to a wall
Me:
But... but... I didn't even send them in a wall D:

[SuperMillionaire]

Cecil: "You fought bravely." (Victory when player is stronger)
Terra: "Everyone lusts for power, it seems..." (Victory when opponent is stronger)
Tidus: "Thought I was dead meat..." (Victory when player is low on HP)

[*Devore*]

Kefka:(Prancing around before a fight) "One of us isn't taking this seriously"

Thinking about it, nearly everything Kefka says is funny.

[SuperMillionaire]

Jecht: The skinny little kid, talking tough... you better not regret it later!
Tidus: I'll regret it... if I don't fight you!

[Setzer the Gambler]

*likes to spam Tidus in the air*

Tidus: Here we go *jumps*
Here we go *jumps*
Here we go *jumps*
Here we go *jumps*

[SuperMillionaire]

Defeat quotes:
Firion: Is my dream over?
Onion Knight: Go away, leave me alone!
Cecil: I'm... a coward.
Bartz: Aw man, I just can't win!
Terra: Noooooo!
Cloud: Gotta... start over...
Squall: I can't even save myself?
Zidane: I guess that's it...
Tidus: I'm the worst.

[Wolf Kanno]

Squall: *victory* Gone talking to a wall
Me:
But... but... I didn't even send them in a wall D:

That's a mistranslation apparently, its suppose to be something like I'm done talking to a wall which is an insult he gives a few times in VIII about how dealing with stupid people is like talking to a wall.

I'm sad it seems they took out one of Kefka's lines when he battles Tidus from the Japanese version:
"May I play with your balls?"

[Skyblade]

Squall: *victory* Gone talking to a wall
Me:
But... but... I didn't even send them in a wall D:

That's a mistranslation apparently, its suppose to be something like I'm done talking to a wall which is an insult he gives a few times in VIII about how dealing with stupid people is like talking to a wall.

I'm sad it seems they took out one of Kefka's lines when he battles Tidus from the Japanese version:
"May I play with your balls?"

Mistranslations! Yay, now it feels like a real FF game. :D

[Wolf Kanno]

I know right? :love:

[SuperMillionaire]

The line should have been, "Go talk to a wall."

[Setzer the Gambler]

Squall: *victory* Gone talking to a wall
Me:
But... but... I didn't even send them in a wall D:

That's a mistranslation apparently, its suppose to be something like I'm done talking to a wall which is an insult he gives a few times in VIII about how dealing with stupid people is like talking to a wall.

I'm sad it seems they took out one of Kefka's lines when he battles Tidus from the Japanese version:
"May I play with your balls?"

Dang, why didn't they keep that one.

[SuperMillionaire]

That might be a double entendre.

[Vermachtnis]

It IS one.

[SuperMillionaire]

Ooh... yikes...