The Truth About Ultimecia's Identity

[The Crystal]

There's all this discussion about Ultimecia being Rinoa or not, and other crazy theories, when the truth was allways in front of us, but we didn't see it!
Ultimecia is Zell and Fujin's daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You see... Fujin and Zell got married after FFVIII, and had a child. It was a girl with white hair(from Fujin) and weird tatoos on her face(from Zell).
But they didn't really want to have a kid(it was an accident), so they named her after their worst enemy, and sold her for some hot-dogs(Zell was hungry, after all).

And that's the start of Ultimecia's life-story. TRUE FACT!1!1/2

Discuss. :|


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[PuPu]

LAWL, u r so funni.

[Mo-Nercy]

I didn't know tattoos were passed genetically.

But if it's on the internet, it must be true! Spread the word everyone!

Hang on... if they named the child after their worst enemy, Ultimecia, that means they knew she'd eventually become Ultimecia (you know what I mean, as in the bad one). Why not just kill the child and solve the whole Time Compression problem of the past? But if the child was killed and Time Compression was never attempted, then wouldn't that change the present in which they killed their baby? : paradox:

[Goldenboko]

Moral of the story is always, time travel sucks.

[qwertysaur]

Sorry, Ultimecia is the child between Fujin and Adell.

[Lacarus]

Due to time compression, Ultimecia could be her own mum, which leads us back to the question, which cam first? The hen or the egg?

[Marky Tee]

the chicken-wuss

[BG-57]

It does explain Ultimecia's speech impediment.

[Serapy]

I didn't know tattoos were passed genetically.

Look at the general population in VIII; how many people have similar tattoos?

It's obvious ...