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Mo-Nercy
02-09-2010, 03:27 AM
As I read the thread about the Chili's = Chili's conspiracy, I suddenly remembered a funny bit of vandalism that occurs frequently on the trains in the city I live in.

If you live in Sydney, you've most likely seen this before. It's kind of like the entire city's in-joke.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/123/320349117_1dc118a2c1.jpg?v=1165916919
* originally: At night, travel near the guards compartment marked with a blue light

When have you seen funny vandalism and what did it say/suggest?

rubah
02-09-2010, 03:31 AM
There's a recently refurbished apartment complex near where I live that has an already kinda-desperate sounding sign out front.


Look! Listen! Lease!

Someone added a P to the last word.

Momiji
02-09-2010, 04:00 AM
I am guilty of vandalizing those hand dryers in public bathrooms.

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Moon Rabbits
02-09-2010, 04:08 AM
Any graffiti on government owned property I generally find amusing.

Art on the side of buildings getting painted over I find depressing. :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty tags over real graffiti art sucks too.

rubah
02-09-2010, 04:26 AM
I love train graffiti, always have. It's not like a train has to impress anyone. They pretty much have their market and their shareholders from now to forever.

krissy
02-09-2010, 04:54 AM
https://www.os3.nl/_media/2007-2008/students/matthew_steggink/good-morning-lemmings.jpg

BardTard
02-09-2010, 05:11 AM
I just told this to a friend earlier...
Once I went into the bathroom at a bowling alley, and someone wrote on the bathroom stall:

Here I sit, broken hearted. Come to sh** but only farted.

NorthernChaosGod
02-09-2010, 05:47 AM
I am guilty of vandalizing those hand dryers in public bathrooms.

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Lulz, I've seen this a few times before. I'm tempted to do one for myself.

Rantz
02-09-2010, 04:30 PM
I once saw this sign originally reading "Cykelparkering förbjuden", which translates to "Bicycle parking forbidden". Someone had whited out the "b" so that it read "Cykelparkering för juden", which translates to "Bicycle parking for the jew". I laughed a bit at that.

I Don't Need A Name
02-09-2010, 04:36 PM
Theres been a Public Hair Salon that turned into a Pubic Hair Salon in S:bou::bou::bou::bou:horpe.

Cuchulainn
02-09-2010, 04:50 PM
http://imgs.sfgate.com/c/pictures/2009/07/13/mn-ireland14_ph1_0500373881.jpg

I always found the annual riots outside my old place hilarious. Teenagers with stones attacking armoured cars & ppl with tear gas. Excellent.

Graffitti Lesson;

The KAH you see scrawled on the Post Box means Kill All Huns. A Hun is slang for an Ulster Proterstant. Hun = Invading Enemy.

Rye
02-09-2010, 05:31 PM
"Welcome to the Kennet & Avon anal"

The C for Canal was scribbled out.

Imperfectionist
02-09-2010, 07:18 PM
I live in London and on the tube there's these little signs next to the doors that say 'Obstructing the doors can be dangerous' which someone turned into 'Obstruct the doors, be dangerous'.

Mildly amusing reading whilst your face is shoved into someone's armpit.

Quindiana Jones
02-09-2010, 08:19 PM
Manchester has a street called Canal Street. It's where all the gay bars are.

If you can't see the hilarious graffiti yet, shame on you. ;)

Canal street

Zeldy
02-09-2010, 08:48 PM
The only ones in my college are were people have changed "Please Do Not Smoke Here" to "Please Do Smoke Here".


We're not that exciting.

Tavrobel
02-09-2010, 09:04 PM
I once saw this sign originally reading "Cykelparkering förbjuden", which translates to "Bicycle parking forbidden". Someone had whited out the "b" so that it read "Cykelparkering för juden", which translates to "Bicycle parking for the jew". I laughed a bit at that.

I like this.

+1

Old Manus
02-09-2010, 09:06 PM
http://wtfoodge.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/09/for-a-good-time-call-sheniqua.jpg

Tavrobel
02-09-2010, 09:09 PM
954-4495?

Flying Mullet
02-09-2010, 09:19 PM
Growing up there was an apartment/condo complex outside of town called "Whispering Pines" with a large sign on the highway entrance. The "i" and the "e" were frequently swapped to read "Whispering Penis".

Mogi
02-09-2010, 09:39 PM
I worked at the Homosassa Public Library over the summer, and it's a new library, so the county spent a lot of money making it look pretty and contemporary. The letters on the sign are big and metal and they're nailed on over a light, which makes it seem like they glow at night.

For about a week the sign read "Welcome to the Homo ass Public Library."

Mo-Nercy
02-09-2010, 11:24 PM
954-4495?
Only one way to find out.

Shlup
02-09-2010, 11:36 PM
krissy already posted my favorite. My sig has another one of my favorites. I love amusing graffiti.

I don't recall ever seeing any myself though. :(

Levian
02-09-2010, 11:41 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v17/levia/2wly00p.jpg

It really does sound like that

Jessweeee♪
02-09-2010, 11:53 PM
Somebody spray painted HAMMERTIME on all of the stop signs in the area I live in once.

Raistlin
02-10-2010, 12:01 AM
Somebody spray painted HAMMERTIME on all of the stop signs in the area I live in once.

Ok, I admit it, I was amused.

I have not witnessed any really amusing graffiti. Though krissy did post my favorite from the intertubes.

rubah
02-10-2010, 12:54 AM
There are a lot of stop signs that have been graffittied here, with Hammertime, and other things.

NorthernChaosGod
02-10-2010, 08:27 AM
I once saw this sign originally reading "Cykelparkering förbjuden", which translates to "Bicycle parking forbidden". Someone had whited out the "b" so that it read "Cykelparkering för juden", which translates to "Bicycle parking for the jew". I laughed a bit at that.


For about a week the sign read "Welcome to the Homo ass Public Library."

Bahahaha. I love both of those.

Cuchulainn
02-10-2010, 09:25 AM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_3RlD-78356k/SGdd8mRScWI/AAAAAAAAAFg/EKGgbADuQ_k/s400/IMG_5667-01.jpg

lolo

Madame Adequate
02-10-2010, 11:23 AM
Hahah oh :bou::bou::bou::bou: I lol'd at 'Hitlar'

Mo-Nercy
02-10-2010, 12:43 PM
Thought I'd share this one too:

http://www.whatjamiefound.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/billstickers1.jpg

qwertysaur
02-10-2010, 01:00 PM
Please put you cigarette butts in the trash can. (Original sign)

The cockroaches are getting cancer (added part)

Quindiana Jones
02-10-2010, 02:48 PM
On dirty vans:

"Please overtake quietly. Asylum seekers are sleeping inside."
"Also available in red" (assuming the van was red).

I like these, because they're more creative than the usual "clean me" ones.

BardTard
02-11-2010, 11:32 PM
I went ghost hunting with my friends once, and someone spray painted in white "POOP" over a stop sign. It was awesome, and I took a picture of it, but it's still on my phone or I would post a picture of it on here. Maybe later, I'm so lazy.