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demondude
02-14-2010, 07:05 PM
Evastio

I cannot keep my feelings hidden for any longer. I always knew a dark stranger would take me away, but I never thought someone so beautiful, so daring, so bad could be the one. Meet me behind the park at midnight, for I long to share our tender kiss until the sun peeks at us from its slumber. I love you Evastio, so please, tell me you love me back. My heart aches every second fate keeps us apart.

Love, DD xxxxx

Necronopticous
02-14-2010, 07:07 PM
Approved.

Rye
02-14-2010, 07:08 PM
Way to push in on my MLT Get Together partner, you not-topic haver. :mad2:

Topic: Have you ever had a crush on someone that you hid for a very long time?

Marshall Banana
02-14-2010, 07:08 PM
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/usagi/b-usapati.gif

Necronopticous
02-14-2010, 07:09 PM
<center>http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/luckysweets/sweet_iedkfi.gif</center>

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 07:09 PM
*claims*

EDIT: *eats*

Psychotic
02-14-2010, 07:09 PM
Oh Evastio can you not see?

Momiji
02-14-2010, 07:09 PM
claim

dammit, ninja'd by raist

demondude
02-14-2010, 07:09 PM
Way to push in on my MLT Get Together partner, you not-topic haver. :mad2:

Topic: Have you ever had a crush on someone that you hid for a very long time?


But, but ... (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/129787-people-annoy-you-2.html#post2791905)


Oh Evastio can you not see?

Two years. TWO. SMURFING. YEARS.

And one fucking post, buddy. :colbert:

qwertysaur
02-14-2010, 07:11 PM
:thumb:

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 07:11 PM
claim

dammit, ninja'd by raist

Booyah, bitches. :cool:

I couldn't resist stealing one from dd in his own thread.

Rye
02-14-2010, 07:11 PM
Oh Evastio can you not see?

People getting hurt left and right, it's just not right. :(

Marshall Banana
02-14-2010, 07:13 PM
*claims*

EDIT: *eats*

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/eoff/luckysweets/sweet_iedkfi.gif

White Mage (white chocolate) Bar

Ah! You've learned "Raise!" Pick three (and choose wisely) banned members, and hopefully it will work on one of them, temporarily.

Momiji
02-14-2010, 07:14 PM
Oh man. Oh man. Raist can use this one a lot better than I could anyway.

Rodarian
02-14-2010, 07:14 PM
Did I miss something?!




Whatcha waiting for Evastio!!! Take a Chance you stupid hoe! :jess:

demondude
02-14-2010, 07:14 PM
That prize is win.

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 07:15 PM
None of the banned members I really like would even want to come back. :( I'll have to consider this.

rubah
02-14-2010, 07:18 PM
Unban Devil man!

Psychotic
02-14-2010, 07:22 PM
Joel. JOEL.

Del Murder
02-14-2010, 07:22 PM
buttsex!

Rye
02-14-2010, 07:24 PM
None of the banned members I really like would even want to come back. :( I'll have to consider this.

Not even The Bastard Gamer? :(

Momiji
02-14-2010, 07:25 PM
Suggestion: Roto :(

Madonna
02-14-2010, 07:33 PM
What a sweet confession, demondude55! I sincerely hope there is reciprocation!

Confessing to crushes immediately is the way to go! You get turned down for being a creep who comes out of nowhere with such honesty, but is that not better than being one who secretly watches a crush through a mixture of peripheral vision and Facebook stalking?! Besides, is not the point of crushes to be crushed when rejected!?

To Weasley: Doomgaze, you mind turtle!

Old Manus
02-14-2010, 07:36 PM
In before long, overdramatic reply

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 07:39 PM
Doomy was obviously the first name to pop into my head, and is a definite inclusion. Devil Man started getting old, and Roto can wait until he can ask to be unbanned. Joel is a possibility for the entertainment value, though. Any other suggestions? :p

Rye
02-14-2010, 07:43 PM
I don't think anyone except Joel would actually come back!

Rodarian
02-14-2010, 07:57 PM
Is Evastio banned or something? What did he do?!

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 08:01 PM
Evastio's just hiding from demondude's lustful gaze.

Anyway, I will have to further ponder my dilemma. Actually I just have to leave now for a meeting, but pondering sounds better.

Rodarian
02-14-2010, 08:02 PM
Anyway, I will have to further ponder my dilemma. Actually I just have to leave now for a meeting, but pondering sounds better.

You go to office meetings?! :whaaa::whoa:

Shiny
02-14-2010, 08:07 PM
Evastio

I cannot keep my feelings hidden for any longer. I always knew a dark stranger would take me away, but I never thought someone so beautiful, so daring, so bad could be the one. Meet me behind the park at midnight, for I long to share our tender kiss until the sun peeks at us from its slumber. I love you Evastio, so please, tell me you love me back. My heart aches every second fate keeps us apart.

Love, DD xxxxx

YOU CHEATING HUSSY!

I Took the Red Pill
02-14-2010, 08:13 PM
joel, oh for the love of god joel. either him or braska spira, but I doubt anybody would be able to get ahold of tedius.

Rantz
02-14-2010, 08:21 PM
Oh, young love. :heart:

I second Del Murder's suggestion.

Madonna
02-14-2010, 08:32 PM
Is getting a hold of Zanarukando such a difficult thing?!

NorthernChaosGod
02-14-2010, 11:08 PM
Unban Devil man!

Second!

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 11:46 PM
Ok, my choices are: Doomgaze, Joel, and buttsex. In order of preference.

Psychotic
02-14-2010, 11:52 PM
Enjoy your Joel! He is now unbanned.

Raistlin
02-14-2010, 11:58 PM
One day Doomgaze will be avenged. :mad2:

Momiji
02-15-2010, 12:01 AM
How long is the temporary unban?

Psychotic
02-15-2010, 12:04 AM
Until I remember to ban him again. Although hell I am pretty sure Joel can appeal his ban by now anyway.

Rye
02-15-2010, 12:05 AM
Someone AIM him!

Raistlin
02-15-2010, 12:34 AM
Rye has apparently taken it upon herself to convince Joel to come back. Her enthusiasm is... mildly disturbing.

Quindiana Jones
02-15-2010, 12:35 AM
Oh yeah, when I ask Levian to marry me it gets closed immediately, but this crap stays open....

Raistlin
02-15-2010, 12:49 AM
Rye has failed. Everyone blame her for Joel's absence.

Goldenboko
02-15-2010, 04:55 AM
Oh Evastio can you not see?

Two years. TWO. SMURFING. YEARS.

And one smurfing post, buddy. :colbert:

Thread over, nice try everyone! *slaps ass* Good game team, we'll get'um next time.

NorthernChaosGod
02-15-2010, 07:55 AM
Rye has failed. Everyone blame her for Joel's absence.

*blames*

Who's Joel?

demondude
02-15-2010, 09:37 AM
I always wanted to meet Devil Man.

Meat Puppet
02-15-2010, 10:31 AM
Wouldn’t it be sweet if Joel came back all toned and ripped with babes hanging of his python
and he’ll be like hey guys remember that one manager at McDonald’s that snorted cocaine or something? Well I got back at her by POPPING HER HEAD OFF WITH MY PECS
etc

Rye
02-15-2010, 10:36 AM
Joel did say that he has a girlfriend now! He said so when I left him with the offer to return.

Rodarian
02-15-2010, 12:45 PM
Wouldn’t it be sweet if Joel came back all toned and ripped with babes hanging of his python
and he’ll be like hey guys remember that one manager at McDonald’s that snorted cocaine or something? Well I got back at her by POPPING HER HEAD OFF WITH MY PECS
etc


Joel did say that he has a girlfriend now! He said so when I left him with the offer to return.

Hmmmm somehow he'll only come back if he'll do the above mentioned to his girlfriend instead...

Erdrick Holmes
02-15-2010, 01:55 PM
Just making this one last post to say I appreciate the sentiment of unbanning me and letting me know about it and all, but I'm not gonna stick around for it. Sorry guys. I know you're all expecting me to get trolled and get upset over it, but I moved beyond being upset over being everyone's target. I didn't even so much as bat an eyelid over the things people said about me here and in other forums in my absence. I've mellowed out quite a bit recently, and things don't get to me like they used to. Sorry Raist and Kane, I can't dwell on you guys anymore.

I moved on now, no more am I the unusually upset person I used to be, I haven't even gotten mad or upset about those two people who post here that do nothing but troll all the time in months.

Also, I really appreciate you guys watching my youtube videos and talking about them here. It gets them more views, meaning more people watch them, which is what I really wanted, so thanks. I'm genuinely happy about that. :)

I think this will probably be the last post I'll ever make here, so I won't be around here anymore. If you wanna keep up with me feel free to just read my livejournal or the other forums I posted at where I made alot of new friends. Feel free to message me on XBox live once in awhile too, my handle is "judekhanzo".

Thanks for the unbanning, Rye, but I'm not gonna stick around to use it anymore.

Till we meet again.

demondude
02-15-2010, 02:30 PM
;_; *claps*

Momiji
02-15-2010, 02:32 PM
T-the Bastard Gamer...is no longer a bastard? :<

rubah
02-15-2010, 04:04 PM
And Leeza has been vindicated! Nice post, joel :)

Marshall Banana
02-15-2010, 05:35 PM
Just making this one last post to say I appreciate the sentiment of unbanning me and letting me know about it and all, but I'm not gonna stick around for it. Sorry guys. I know you're all expecting me to get trolled and get upset over it, but I moved beyond being upset over being everyone's target. I didn't even so much as bat an eyelid over the things people said about me here and in other forums in my absence. I've mellowed out quite a bit recently, and things don't get to me like they used to. Sorry Raist and Kane, I can't dwell on you guys anymore.

I moved on now, no more am I the unusually upset person I used to be, I haven't even gotten mad or upset about those two people who post here that do nothing but troll all the time in months.

Also, I really appreciate you guys watching my youtube videos and talking about them here. It gets them more views, meaning more people watch them, which is what I really wanted, so thanks. I'm genuinely happy about that. :)

I think this will probably be the last post I'll ever make here, so I won't be around here anymore. If you wanna keep up with me feel free to just read my livejournal or the other forums I posted at where I made alot of new friends. Feel free to message me on XBox live once in awhile too, my handle is "judekhanzo".

Thanks for the unbanning, Rye, but I'm not gonna stick around to use it anymore.

Till we meet again.
YOU DIDN'T REPLY TO MY KAO PM! I'll send one every day until I get a satisfactory reply.

Raistlin
02-15-2010, 06:39 PM
I got mentioned. :love: But I can't resist one minor comment:


I haven't even gotten mad or upset about those two people who post here that do nothing but troll all the time in months.

Quite the achievement, considering I haven't done anything or even publicly mentioned you in months/years. :p

Rodarian
02-15-2010, 07:57 PM
And the Oscar for Best Speech goes to..... *opens envelope*...


Joel!! :cheer:



:claps:

Quindiana Jones
02-15-2010, 10:19 PM
I wish I understood the context of that speech. :(

Jiro
02-15-2010, 11:19 PM
I wish I understood the context of that speech. :(

You and me both :(

NorthernChaosGod
02-16-2010, 12:15 AM
I wish I understood the context of that speech. :(

You and me both :(

+1

Raistlin
02-16-2010, 12:19 AM
Anyone who wants some additional context should ask Joel or you can PM/IM me. It's better to keep it out of the forums.