The terrorist in me likes this

[bipper]

Warning: Explicit language in the following image.
http://img203.imageshack.us/img203/6403/1266825264290.jpg

I would like some more ideas for concealed weaponry. The better the ideas, the better the chances it will make it into my next arts and crafts for bored children books.

[Rantz]

The shaft of my umbrella is really a pair of nunchucks, but the heavy artillery I keep in my pants.

[Aurey]

Grenade up the butt (for toilet terrorism). C4 hat. Mustard gas modems. 9MM macaroni. Radioactive blankets.

[Flying Mullet]

Never doubt the power of duct tape.

[Vermachtnis]

Knife wreeeeench! For kids! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22yNaLdiGA)

[Shoeberto]

I don't get it, was he just trying to sell a spoon, cup, etc.? I stared at the images for about ten minutes and couldn't see any weapons. Am I missing something?

[Meat Puppet]

My favorite part was Jeff’s last response. Not only is there a fecal assault and a pretty specific death wish (although it could have been more so), but the image of someone casually walking around with those things was delightful.

[Aerith's Knight]

Knife wreeeeench! For kids! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22yNaLdiGA)

Epic win.


Also, a vacuum cleaner bazooka.

[Raistlin]

Knife wreeeeench! For kids! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x22yNaLdiGA)

That one worked out better than the pen-straw.

[Shlup]

I find it odd that someone would use so many swear words in response to someone just fucking with them a little.

[G13]

That just shows how serious the dude was, which is kind of a scary thought. Just what was he planning to do, I wonder?

I liked the weapon descriptions. "Still thirsty for justice?" xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

That thread was very lulzy. The final response was great.


The shaft of my umbrella is really a pair of nunchucks, but the heavy artillery I keep in my pants.

And someone got that out of the way damn early.

[Mo-Nercy]

Attached is a photo of a gun cleverly disguised as a mobile phone. *wink*

[Jiro]

My only gripe is that the sprite box is upside down. They need to revise that before redistributing.

[Pheesh]

"I see you've played knifey-spooney before"

[qwertysaur]

You can hide a sword or knife in anything if you try hard enough. I have seen them is canes, umbrellas, pipes, staffs, and even other swords :p

Radioactive dinnerware is always fun.

[rubah]

I'm thinking about being Ninjaneer for Halloween. So that means sliderule katana, protractor throwing stars, etc etc

[Flying Mullet]

How will you factor in the pocket protector?

[bipper]

I'm thinking about being Ninjaneer for Halloween.

That doesn't sound racist at all.

I think poisoned candy is an approach that has been overlooked. How about cookies, substitute the sugar sprinkles with francium.