Translation party

[Bunny]

This is the greatest thing on the internet in a long time.

Translation Party (http://translationparty.com)

[Raistlin]

I am heartily amused.

FFXIII-themed submission turned into: "Please. Shake tube does not slip."

[Xaven]

They are.


Juicy melons are better than the strawberries of the banana marshal.
to

Juicy melon, strawberries, bananas, and more marshals.

The translation isn't as radical as could be. They get so very complex when the beginning quote is long!

[Blue Harvest]

Oh my bloody goodness, chap! translates to 'Oh my blood is good, man!'


Lame.


Edit: I tried translating suck my balls, with no change other than to put 'shame on you, by the way' at the bottom.

[Breine]

This is great!

"Watering flowers is nice and relaxing" became "Relaxation of water in my flower" xD

[Rantz]

Four shootouts with pirates showed that high-seas attacks are intensifying with the end of the monsoon season.

Turned into...

One of the first 3211 1 4 2 1 1 1 Pikumonsunshizun 11111 1 of the first two big races on the high seas using a single peak is one of the pirates on one end.

Yeah, I don't know what happened there :erm:

[Psychotic]

"I like big butts and I cannot lie." became "I like big butts and I cannot lie." :(

"Bunny I do not approve of your internet website's results" became "My website on the Internet does not accept the results of the rabbit." so there.

[Aerith's Knight]

"Windmills are not that common in the Netherlands"

-> "This is the Netherlands, which is a typical turbine"

I live on one of the blade edges. Great view, sometimes, but it's hard to stay in one place in this country.

[oddler]

I remember using this for Engrish a while back, actually.

(Effective use of English in Japan, I remember frequent backups.)

[NorthernChaosGod]

I can't remember where I found this, but I remember playing with it for quite some time and giving myself lulz.

Thanks for remind me.

[Rebellious Eagle]

"Windmills are not that common in the Netherlands"

-> "This is the Netherlands, which is a typical turbine"

I live on one of the blade edges. Great view, sometimes, but it's hard to stay in one place in this country.

xD
This is amusing.
"You will always be mine, until my dying breath" turned into "This is open to die for me to breathe." Interesting.

[Raistlin]

"You spoony bard!" becomes "Onnazu bard is spreading!"

[Bunny]

I am not entirely too sure how or why but:

if you have four apples and you eat one apple how many apples do you have?

becomes

One or two or three meals a 4 Ringoringoringo 1 or two, one or two cases?

[Rantz]

Ringoringoringo xD

[Moon Rabbits]

I felt like being immature, and thus:

"I want to suck cock. RIGHT NOW."
becomes
"I want to suck cock. Justified."

I lol'd. I'm going to say Justified after everything now.

[blackmage_nuke]

I lol'd. I'm going to say Justified after everything now justified.

fixd

[Aerith's Knight]

"In the Netherlands 81% of the people thinks they have above average intelligence, a practical impossibility."

-> "Netherlands, practical, and 81 percent of average intelligence is not considered."

We're never considered. :'[

[Shoeberto]

"I have been told to complain to the jaw nut trick smoke and meaningless promises."
See if you can guess the original. Hint: Rap lyric.

[Breine]

I felt like being immature, and thus:

"I want to suck cock. RIGHT NOW."
becomes
"I want to suck cock. Justified."

Haha xD


Also...


"I guess having testicles is a requirement"
becomes
"You need to guess my testicles"

"I am a guy with access to a helicopter"
becomes
"I am sure that we have a man in the helicopter to access"

[Mo-Nercy]

I'm terribly excited to be going to the Bulldogs' rugby league game on Saturday.


It is doubtful that this phrase will ever reach equilibrium.
But the best attempt at it was:

Saturday Rugby League I, Bulldog 'was wrong and I are excited to go to him.

[oddler]

What would you do for a Klondike bar?

Kurondaikuba what? :Oo: