oddler
03-22-2010, 10:08 AM
I know nothing about the Kingdom Hearts games so... it's time for you to sell them to me. Sell in the sense of explain why I should play them. You can sit across from me and we can sit with our legs crossed toward each other if you like. (That's an unequivical sex invite.)
I hear they have Disney characters in them. Mixed with... Final Fantasy characters? What, why? Please explain this to me if you can without spoiling too much of the major unknowns. (Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.)
And something about Keyblades? Are there doors in these games? I mean, I guess that's not really special unless... Unless they're special doors. And if the key doesn't go to a door, then what the hell. (As if.)
I hear they have Disney characters in them. Mixed with... Final Fantasy characters? What, why? Please explain this to me if you can without spoiling too much of the major unknowns. (Anything you can do to draw attention to your mouth is good.)
And something about Keyblades? Are there doors in these games? I mean, I guess that's not really special unless... Unless they're special doors. And if the key doesn't go to a door, then what the hell. (As if.)