Rate that girl, FF7 style!

[Aerith's Knight]

Some people might remember this from the FFVIII forum, with good or bad memories. The process is simple. I will present a girl, and you give her a number between 1 and 10, with 10 being the highest.

And before you ask: Bad taste? I hardly knew her!

I'll tally it all up in this first post.

Aerith - 9.5
Jenova - 8.4
Yuffie - 8.1
Elena - 8.1
Tifa - 7.5
Lucrecia - 6.8
Cloudette - 6.6

Well, let's start with an obvious one then.

Tifa Lockheart
Class - Martial Artist
Height - 5'5''
Weapon - glove
Blood type - B

http://th07.deviantart.net/fs12/300W/i/2006/289/a/5/Tifa_Lockhart_by_raynkazuya.jpghttp://th01.deviantart.net/images3/300W/i/2004/11/3/1/Tifa_Lockheart_from_FFVII.jpg

Vote, you know you want to.

End of round 1 in 48 hours.

[Merk]

8

[PeneloRatsbane]

6

[Crop]

3 - she got on my wick from start to finish in both game and movie

[Shlup]

I'm going to give her an 8. She's fun and has big boobs, but she could stand up for herself more.

[Aerith's Knight]

Come on up, you know you want to rate. I don't even care if it's her personality, hair length or boob size you're rating. Your choice.

[Crowseye]

4

B blood type clinches it for me. :D

Really though, I've never understood the fascination with Tifa. Had she been a girl I met IRL I don't see myself having any interest in getting to know her better.

[>_<]

I'll give her an 8. If only because I thought it was funny that she dressed like a skinhead. Always imagined her back at that bar in Midgar getting steamed and stomping around to ska music blasting out of the pinball machine.

[SuperMillionaire]

I'll give her a 10! She's sexy and sweet, and she fights hard!

[Sephiroth]

9.

Only Queen Brahne deserves a 10...not.

I like Tifa. But I do not like her as much as I like Terra, Aerith, Lightning, Rinoa, Yuna and Garnet. So 9 is very good.

[6294]

9.
On the right hand picture, has she got a tatoo saying VII?
She has! Never seen that before.

[Kyros]

10, one of my favorite ff girls <3

[Aerith's Knight]

Tifa punches her way through to the people with an average grade of 7.5

Very nice.

Now, let's move on the most annoying character in the game to some, a pedophiles dream to the other. The most ridiculous ninja ever seen, Yuffie!

Name: Yuffie Kisaragi
Class: Ninja (self-proclaimed)
Height: 5'2''
Blood type: A

http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/kingdomhearts/images/thumb/1/10/Kh2-yuffie.jpg/250px-Kh2-yuffie.jpghttp://media.animevice.com/uploads/0/74/51919-img_1718578_9141133_1_large.png
http://www.pixiestars.com/dol/light/yuffie.jpg

You know the drill, go vote.

[G13]

3, and she's lucky to get that. :mad2:

[PeneloRatsbane]

9 Shes a naughty minx, and those Shorts are the only thing that made Dirge of Cerberus worth playing lol

[Merk]

6.5

[Flying Mullet]

If we're voting FFVII style, does that mean we vote by giving the number of swords we want to impale them with?

[Aerith's Knight]

That and the amount of minutes you want them inside the boiling pit of lava.

[G13]

If we're voting FFVII style, does that mean we vote by giving the number of swords we want to impale them with?


That and the amount of minutes you want them inside the boiling pit of lava.

I'm Guardian XIII and I approve these messages. :up:

[SuperMillionaire]

Oooh... yikes!

I'll give Yuffie a 7. She's sexy and fights hard, and is also very energetic, but I don't like her arrogant and narcissistic demeanor.

[Crop]

5. She's very neutral IMO.
When she says something, I neither dislike or like it, I have no opinion.

[black orb]

>>> 10, Yuffie is just too hot..:luca:

[>_<]

I had a love/hate relationship with Yuffie for a number of years, but recently her zany energy has won me over. The original character design is a bit silly from the waste down, but at least it's not as bad as the random piece-meal of some later characters. Also, I've grown to appreciate her selfish go-getter attitude as a welcome change from all the bleeding hearts, sulking dullards and goody too shoes characters. I say go Yuffie!

10/10 :love:

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m433/muninart/Odds/yuff2.jpg (http://s334.photobucket.com/albums/m433/muninart/Odds/?action=view&current=yuff2.jpg)

[Kyros]

when I first played the game I didnt care much for her but after seeing her in AC and having a thing for ninja girls that opinion changed slightly ^^ 10

[Karifean]

10!

[Rantz]

http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m433/muninart/Odds/yuff2.jpg (http://s334.photobucket.com/albums/m433/muninart/Odds/?action=view&current=yuff2.jpg)

I love it xD

9/10 for Yuffie.

[Marshall Banana]

Yuffie is adorable! 10/10!

[vicentederek]

I love Yuffie, she's a very exuberant ninja with a lot of spunk. I'll give her a 9.

[Aerith's Knight]

Alright, the tally is in, and it seems Yuffie is pulling ahead with an average of 8.1

Well, let's move on the next "Girl". Every man made it work, and wondered why the hell it was neccesary, but Japanese are just pervy.

Say hello to Crossdressing Cloud!

Crossdressing Cloud
sex: confused
Age: 21
Weapon: Double-handed sword
Height: 5' 7"
Bloodtype: AB

http://img189.imageshack.us/img189/8056/cloudasawoman.jpg
http://cdn1.gamepro.com/blogfaction/images/final%20cloud.jpg

Rate, you know you want to. :p

[Merk]

... Well it all depends. If you do all the extra stuff and get him all "sexy" that boosts the score up. I'm going to assume this is with everything... (2)

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh, he'll do the extra stuff alright. :bigsmile:

[Kyros]

I thought he looked ugly, but at least he didn't have Aeris' hair for that part. She must have hairbands of steel to hold down that poof on a regular basis.

0

[PeneloRatsbane]

awww I like Aeris's poof hair, it reminds me of a lost era of hair hugeness

[Aerith's Knight]

Poor Cloud, it seems he's just not meant to be a girl.

[Rantz]

10/10.

[SuperMillionaire]

It takes real guts for him to dress up as a drag queen, and he was surprisingly great at it, so I'll give "Cloudia" a 10!

[Karifean]

1

[G13]

While I personally didn't see it, many a NPC have said that Cloud was a looker. I trust their judgement. 10/10

[Crop]

10/10

When Corneo picks you, the choices are amazing. Thank you for dressing up, Cloud.

Besides, Corneo is used to picking up hot ladies, Cloud must have looked pretty damn nice.

[Mercen-X]

I'll give Cloudette a mug.:beer:

[SuperMillionaire]

ROTFLOL

[Sephiroth]

Well, if that is not Claudia Strife.

When Square remakes it and is able to let him look like an attractive woman - which is strange - then he now gets a 10 from me. But I wonder how they remake the whole Wall Market part with Cloud's dressing, the Honey Bee INN and the Corneo Manor. I mean, no kid should see it then. But what am I talking about...kids see too much these days.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, the results are in.

Cloudette gets an 6.6! Poor Cloud.

Our next contestant is the sexy and totally unavailable Elena! This blonde bombshell is employed as a Turk, but don't let that hold her down. What do you rate her? Don't be ashamed, with a slap like that, you know she likes it dirty.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/e/ea/VII_Elena.jpghttp://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20080421132512/finalfantasy/images/thumb/2/2a/BCFFVII-ElenaArtwork.jpg/120px-BCFFVII-ElenaArtwork.jpg

[Merk]

... 7

[Inferno]

9... the uniform !

[G13]

10. I'm a sucker for blondes. Female blondes.

[SuperMillionaire]

You said it, GXIII; I'll give her a 10 too!

[PeneloRatsbane]

10, Elena is entertaining, gorgeous and dedicated. She's too adorable!

[Mercen-X]

:up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up::up:

[Crop]

1/10
She ruined the Turks. Did they try to make her funny in FFVII? It didn't work.

[Kyros]

She was pretty hot, and I liked her :) 9

[Aerith's Knight]

The results are in, Elena, the blonde bombshell, got an 8.1.

Not too shabby.

Now, let's go on to my personal favorite, the flower girl from the slums, the last Cetra, passed on, but still there, somehow. Let's welcome her in her real name: Aerith Gainborough.

Weapon: Staff (and bitchin' magic)
Race: Cetra
Home: Icicle Lodge
Blood type: O

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/c5/Ac-aeris-02.png

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1396/1285637167_e5ada8e196.jpg

Rate on!

[JodoBaggins]

8.0/10 cuz she looks older and i just gotta say tifa is a 10 /10...a pixeled goddess :)

[PeneloRatsbane]

10/10, I love that chick, shes so sweet and got cloud to cross dress, lil minx

[Crop]

10/10. She was the bomb, she has to beat Tifa!

[Karifean]

10/10, I just loved her Limit Breaks

[Sephiroth]

Race: Human/Cetra

And Aerith is almost my favourite female Final Fantasy character. She deserves the 10 more than most of the girls. Plus she can defeat monsters with an Umbrella. That's power you cannot buy.

[G13]

10/10 She's got that nerdy hotness going on.

[Aerith's Knight]

I love you guys, not even one basher.

[G13]

:monster:

[>_<]

Damn, I missed a few here. But just for the record I'll give Cloud-estite an above average 7, because I tend to give prop's to guys who dress up in womens clothes (but are not actually transvestites) just for the laugh, or for some crackpot idea (the case with FFVII). Why? Because it takes some guts to pass off the amount of general ridicule one might receive against the pure moments when those in the know "get it" or the initial objective is accomplished in fine style. Trust me... I speak with experience! ;)

Actually, I'd be inclined to give Cloud-estite a 9 if he tricked out in all the optional gear. :)

Elena would get a 9 when she's in her suit. Probably 7 in any other attire.

So anyway, Aeris: In general, I guess she would start as a 10. When she forms an emotional bond or attachment to someone, she seems to stick by that person through whatever :bou::bou::bou::bou: happens and that's big plus in my book. She always believes in Cloud even when he remains mostly nonchalant in return. She gets bumped up to 11 for being able to have fun and tease Cloud...
http://i334.photobucket.com/albums/m433/muninart/Odds/aeris.jpg
...but looses a point for ending up being too emotionally dependant (10) and another for wearing :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty pink-on-pink (girly overdose) clothes (9).

So Aeris gets a 9 from me.

And I give myself -3 points just for trying to rationally weigh up the general worth of a fictional girly sexpot! :|

[SuperMillionaire]

I'll give her a 9.

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, this certainly is a great outcome. Well, I'm pretty much tapped out on who to vote for next, so I'll tally it up and if you guys have suggestions, I'll put them out there.

Aerith gets an amazing 9.5. I love you guys.

"Final" Tally

Aerith - 9.5
Yuffie - 8.1
Elena - 8.1
Tifa - 7.5
Cloudette - 6.6

[Crop]

Scarlett of course!

Or Jenova, she's a babe.

[Karifean]

Ester, Scarlet, Lucrecia, Jess(i)e?

[PeneloRatsbane]

i think it should be Lucrecia next, I for one can't make my mind up about her

[Aerith's Knight]

Hai, moving on then

The next contestant in the beautiful Lucrecia, I forgot about DoC.

Name: Lucrecia Crescent
Job: Scientist
Age: 65, but with Jenova Cell anti-age cream

http://www.finalfantasyunion.com/cprofiles/img/lucrecia-crescent.jpg

http://www.ffcompendium.com/chara/7doc-lucrecia-c.jpg

Go on, rate.

[Sephiroth]

Age: No idea, spend time frozen.


She is almost 65 but like all the other people who have JENOVA cells her body doesn't age. It is not only because she is in a crystal.

Okaa-san? Is that really you?

Lucrecia/Lucretia/Lukretia gets a 10. Obviously.

"Give him back! Give me my son back!"
"Let me see him! Just once!"

[G13]

Eh, I didn't much like her. She acted like a dumb teenager when it came to Vincent and Hojo. She gets a 7.

[Kyros]

7 in FFVII, 8-9 in AC

[PeneloRatsbane]

i'm giving her 5, because I love the part of her that is crazy scientist who is willing to experinment on her own son, I love that she slept with Hojo *shudder*, I love that Sephiroth is actually her son, and I enjoyed her relationship with Grimoire.

However I do not like her association with Vincent, she's the reason he's so emo. I don't like her crystal dwelling "I'm so sorry" stuff, she was a scientist and fully aware of the risks and potential consequences for her actions.

she would have got a 6 but i don't think she's as classy as the other broads, although i do like that shes an intellectual

[SuperMillionaire]

I'll give her an 8.

[Merk]

5.7

[Karifean]

6

[Crop]

I'm gonna say 4. She's too boring for me to care about.

[Kyros]

7 in FFVII, 8-9 in AC

This was supposed to be my vote for Aeris. My Internet decided to load me on the 4th page instead of fifth when I posted this so I hadn't see Lucrecia was up yet :x

For Lucrecia I'll give her a 9 in those pics. I havent played DoC or heard a lot of its story so idk much about her really other than what FFVII says about her (idk even know if she's talked about much in DoC though I would think itd be safe to assume she would be since the story's centered on Vincent).

[Aerith's Knight]

Sorry for the long wait.

Lucrecia got a firm 6.8.

Let's move on to one of the last contestants. The destroyer of worlds, mother of Sephiroth and kinky to boot. Jenova!

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_dx_MNmioBco/SFkEjtrLyYI/AAAAAAAAAJY/PXdgFPcp__Y/s400/jenova.jpg
http://www.onelastcontinue.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/05/jenova_face.jpg

[PeneloRatsbane]

shes an awesome Alien, involved in the weirdest threeway ever (hojoXlucreciaXjenova), her head gets chucked around in a box and she resembles Lady Gaga in that bottom picture, in short she/its awesome!!!

8

[Sephiroth]

her head gets chucked around in a box
8

No, it is just her cells. They just say "head" to make it easier like it is mentioned in the Ultimania.


Oh and I would use a picture of JENOVA's true form, not her shapeshifted fake Cetra form. So actually the genderless original form with just looks a bit like a woman.

But Lady Gaga - LOL.

[Aerith's Knight]

her head gets chucked around in a box
8

No, it is just her cells. They just say "head" to make it easier like it is mentioned in the Ultimania.


Oh and I would use a picture of JENOVA's true form, not her shapeshifted fake Cetra form. So actually the genderless original form with just looks a bit like a woman.


Sephiroth carried her head for a while though.

And you want a picture of all the amorphous polygon blobs you fight?

[Sephiroth]

Sephiroth carried her head for a while though.


No he didn't. It was still in the northern cave. And he never used a box. He carried her head in the reactor but after he has fallen into the mako stream its head was at the northern crater.

And you can use a picture of JENOVA Synthesis.

[Crop]

she resembles Lady Gaga in that bottom picture

I was going to give her full marks, but you just totally put me off her.

5/10

[Aerith's Knight]

And you can use a picture of JENOVA Synthesis.

Like I said, amorphous blocks of polygons. A better term would be ingame graphics.

[G13]

her head gets chucked around in a box
8

No, it is just her cells. They just say "head" to make it easier like it is mentioned in the Ultimania.


Oh and I would use a picture of JENOVA's true form, not her shapeshifted fake Cetra form. So actually the genderless original form with just looks a bit like a woman.

But Lady Gaga - LOL.




Sephiroth carried her head for a while though.


No he didn't. It was still in the northern cave. And he never used a box. He carried her head in the reactor but after he has fallen into the mako stream its head was at the northern crater.

And you can use a picture of JENOVA Synthesis.

This seems like it should be in an entirely different thread, Seph. You've yet to rate the lady.

Looks like she could have been pretty hot at one point. 10/10

[Hollycat]

I vote for Yuna

[Sephiroth]

JENOVA is the reason why Sephiroth is like he is.

"She" deserves a 10 more than most of the characters.

[Hollycat]

Heres the girls I remember in the order of most to least favorite:
Rinoa
Yuna
Edea
Quistis
Rydia
Yuffie
Rikku
Aerith
Tifa
Celes
Terra
Lulu
!!!!after this point there all at the same level:
Maria
Raijin
Selphie
The pirate from 2
Rosa
all the girls from 5

[Karifean]

I'll give her a 10.

[Melissaur]

9.

[G13]

Dammit Melissa, I thought this had started up again. :(

[Aerith's Knight]

Alright, Jenova got a clean 8.6, My my, people do enjoy the alien babes.

Now, onto the next babe. She is the redhead I was always waiting for, a character who does pull off the shuriken, get ready for Cissnei!


http://www.ffinsider.net/crisis-core/images/char-cissnei.jpg
http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/finalfantasy/images/thumb/4/43/BCFFVII-Cissnei.jpg/363px-BCFFVII-Cissnei.jpg

go on people, rate thou behind off.

[Melissaur]

7, she's cute.

[PeneloRatsbane]

i liked her beach outfit, 7

[G13]

She's okay but she didn't really catch my attention. I'll give her a 6.

[SuperMillionaire]

I'll give her a 9.

[Sephiroth]

She gets a 9 from me, she convinced Zack's parents to believe the two of them would marry.

[Edge7]

Just going to put my opinion in, despite knowing how much time has passed.

I'd give Cissnei a 7, mainly because her character wasn't really developed.

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh, for the love of god, just let it die already.

Alright, either you guys come up with a new character, or I'm closing this.

[ChickenHeart]

Scarlet?

[Aerith's Knight]

No HQ pictures.

[Christmas]

http://www.ffonline.com/1_ff7en/jemnezmy.jpg

http://sgh2.img.jugem.jp/20090222_570443.jpg

http://sgh2.img.jugem.jp/20081230_554518.jpg

http://www.ovd-sama.net/Ovd/ff7/ffviigegner/jemnezmy.jpg

Name: Jemnezmy

FOUND: Temple of the Ancients (Clock Hallway I)

ATTACKS:Cold Breath
Fascination
Toad

You can rape kill her as many time as you want in the temple of the ancients and she just keep coming back for more!!! :bigsmile:

She is awesome isn't it!? :bigsmile:

[Melissaur]

I'll give her a 9/10

[Aerith's Knight]

I suppose we could do Shiva after that. She was kind of hot.

[DarkBahamut]

Hmmhmmm looking at that bottom pick, 8.5. :P She was always a fiesty fighter ;)

[Christmas]

Ok everyone, Don Corneo here present you my personal favorites, the honey bee girls!!! :bigsmile:


http://i42.:bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou::bou:/dzh4q9.jpg

http://www.barbscosplaycorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bee03.jpg

http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/11755/11755-4499-2.jpg


http://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a155/Unknowns2/120px-Don_Corneo.pnghttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gifhttp://doncorneo0.tripod.com/ff6honey.gif

I simply adore them and have a few of them with me everynight! I dun mind getting jabbed to death by their love!! :bigsmile:

[Stjewy]

Ok everyone, Don Corneo here present


http://www.barbscosplaycorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bee03.jpg




ZOOOOING
If they all look like this beatifull lady I'd give em a 10!

but since they r not, only a 9 :P

[DarkBahamut]

http://www.barbscosplaycorner.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/bee03.jpg


http://www.acparadise.com/cosplayers/11755/11755-4499-2.jpg


Smurf, 9/10.

Imma need to rent a room :cool:

[Christmas]

Holy hell, was I a pimp back in those days!?

[Quindiana Jones]

Wait, are you not still? Then why have I been giving you all that money?!

[Christmas]

That is the alimony for our divorce! You have yet to pay child support for the pebble that we adopted! :mad2: