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G13
03-24-2010, 02:12 PM
I have just received word that there is a baby forcibly trying to enter this world via Mellisaur's vagina! I know what you're all thinking and I already asked. No, it's not a false alarm! No, she didn't pee herself!

Join me fellow internet dwelling weirdos in welcoming little Anya into the world! Hopefully she'll be a cuter baby than I imagine. :erm:

Momiji
03-24-2010, 02:27 PM
Aww! Happy birthday, Anya, and congratulations, Melissaur! I was going to ask you when the baby was due last time I was on #eoff and I kinda forgot. :p Guess I don't need to, anymore!

Xaven
03-24-2010, 02:33 PM
Eeee~ Good luck with the labor process and congrats on the babyyy!

I wonder: do mommies make user accounts for their babies? How fantastically, nerdtacularly cute if so!

Jessweeee♪
03-24-2010, 02:35 PM
Yaaaay :3

Welcome Anya! And good luck with all of that childbirth stuff Mellisaur, even though you won't be seeing this until the painful part is over. I hope you didn't poop too much ;_;

Pheesh
03-24-2010, 02:38 PM
I wonder: do mommies make user accounts for their babies? How fantastically, nerdtacularly cute if so!

If not, let's hope a trend starts.

Good luck with the whole birth, and congratulations. ^_^

G13
03-24-2010, 02:42 PM
Eeee~ Good luck with the labor process and congrats on the babyyy!

I wonder: do mommies make user accounts for their babies? How fantastically, nerdtacularly cute if so!

I guarantee she's at least thought about it if not already planning it.


I hope you didn't poop too much ;_;

Seriously? That happens? :onoes:

WildRaubtier
03-24-2010, 03:50 PM
Looks like Rantzien owes me some money!

Aerith's Knight
03-24-2010, 03:53 PM
Congratulations Melissa. I hope you have a healthy (and hopefully happy) baby. Do you know what gender the child is yet?

Rantz
03-24-2010, 03:53 PM
Word up to my homegirl Anya :cool: Happy birthday and all! I hope when she learns to read she will see this thread and she'll be all "who the fuck were these creeps". Anyway Anya if you ever need a cool uncle I'm the guy to see. I'm your friend to the end no matter what goes down you know I GOT YOUR BACK.

Also hope it went well Melissa! Congratulations!

Mirage
03-24-2010, 03:57 PM
Eeee~ Good luck with the labor process and congrats on the babyyy!

I wonder: do mommies make user accounts for their babies? How fantastically, nerdtacularly cute if so!

I guarantee she's at least thought about it if not already planning it.


I hope you didn't poop too much ;_;

Seriously? That happens? :onoes:

Pretty sure it can, if there's something lurking back there already. Though considering the time a birth can take, i wouldn't be surprised if new crap could get there too.

G13
03-24-2010, 04:01 PM
Anyway Anya if you ever need a cool uncle I'm the guy to see. I'm your friend to the end no matter what goes down you know I GOT YOUR BACK.

I do not approve! How easily you forget about me Pontusfool! :mad2:

Edit: Now that I re-read that, it seems like I'm being serious. You know I love you, right Rantz?

Freya
03-24-2010, 04:58 PM
Oh congrats Melissa! Hope it all goes well and it's a very healthy bebe! Hopefully she'll have pictures up after she doesn't feel like she just shot a watermelon out :)

Rodarian
03-24-2010, 05:19 PM
Sweet! My prayers and thoughts for her and the baby! I'm sure one day her babe will join our fair and lovely site!!

SammieBabe
03-24-2010, 05:36 PM
Congrats!

My Eyeson baby is 3 now and as nuts as ever. :D

And yes, some women can poop themselves during labor as its the same muscle group that pushes the baby out and pushes poop out. :D Thats why if youre induced, they tell you not to eat after 9 the night before.

~*~Celes~*~
03-24-2010, 08:29 PM
I wondered when this would happen! I remembered her telling me her due date and i forgot what it was :(

Hope you're doing good Lissa! I miss you and hope your baby girl gets plenty of pairs of Vans :D

oddler
03-24-2010, 08:45 PM
Welcome to the wonderful world of weirdos, little one. And good luck/congratulations to you, mommy. :)

Psychotic
03-24-2010, 09:06 PM
Mellisaur's vaginaYou pleasant, pleasant man. :lol:

Welcome to the world, little one, and I hope your mother is doing well too. :)

NorthernChaosGod
03-24-2010, 10:02 PM
Congratulations! And welcome to the world, little Anya. .



Mellisaur's vaginaYou pleasant, pleasant man. :lol:

I had a hearty lol at that as well.

Lawr
03-24-2010, 10:24 PM
Congratulations, Mel!

:happybday
And happy birthday, Anya!

o_O
03-25-2010, 12:13 AM
Congrats MEL, I know you'll do fine.

I can't believe you chose the name Anya over Floorcake though.

G13
03-25-2010, 12:16 AM
Mellisaur's vaginaYou pleasant, pleasant man. :lol:

I thought you'd get a kick out of that. :laughing:

Breine
03-25-2010, 12:19 AM
Mellisaur's vaginaYou pleasant, pleasant man. :lol:

Oh, stop it xD

Congratulations on giving birth, Melissaur! I hope the baby's healthy and that everything is fine and dandy. Also, Anya is a really nice name :)

The Summoner of Leviathan
03-25-2010, 12:31 AM
Congrats! :D

Also, am I the only one here thinking Anya from Buffy when I see the name?

rubah
03-25-2010, 01:37 AM
mel <3333333333333333333333


anya <33333333333333333333333

Melissaur
03-27-2010, 01:16 AM
OMG you guys are the greatest! Thank you everyone for your support. She was born at 12:42, March 25, 2010, at a whooping total of 8 pounds-11 ounces. This thread means a lot to me, for real. It's nice to know I had/have so many people wishing me luck. Thanks guys! And provided the admins won't delete it, I'll make Anya her very own EoFF profile!

Shlup
03-27-2010, 01:19 AM
HEY GUYS I LOVE BABIES!

PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS!!!

Aerith's Knight
03-27-2010, 01:43 AM
HEY GUYS I LOVE BABIES!

PICS PICS PICS PICS PICS!!!

Marshall Banana
03-27-2010, 01:45 AM
Did you poo a lot? =O

Melissaur
03-27-2010, 02:14 AM
Actually I hadn't eaten recently so I didn't have anything in my system to poo out. Thank god.

Cuchulainn
03-27-2010, 03:11 AM
congradulations

G13
03-27-2010, 03:24 AM
I'll make Anya her very own EoFF profile!

I fucking knew it! xD

Got some blankets done for you. I'll send them as soon as I can be bothered. :)

tomylee1
03-27-2010, 05:33 AM
beautiful baby
i like this.

Shlup
03-27-2010, 05:42 AM
Congratulations on not pooping! It is my biggest fear...

Momiji
03-27-2010, 05:44 AM
Well, now you know not to eat anything for a while when that time comes. That's partially reassuring, right?

Shlup
03-27-2010, 05:46 AM
Well that part's obvious. Labors go fast in my family though so it makes me nervous...

Momiji
03-27-2010, 05:48 AM
Eh, even if it does happen, you'll be too focused on your baby to care. :p

Shlup
03-27-2010, 05:48 AM
No way dude, it will have poop on it!

How many hours were you in labor, Melissa? Did you take any drugs?

NorthernChaosGod
03-27-2010, 11:25 AM
But girls don't poop... :confused:

Lightening
03-27-2010, 11:45 AM
My sister has the same name, it's a beautiful name. Congrats on the baby

Melissaur
03-28-2010, 05:22 PM
I was in labor for about 17 hours and YES I had drugs. I tried to wait until I couldn't take the pain anymore, which was sooner that I thought it would be. But my contractions were so bad it made me get sick :( so i got an epidural and was numb from the waist down for the rest of the time.

Mirage
03-28-2010, 09:12 PM
way to pussy out!

Rodarian
03-28-2010, 09:27 PM
Once you have contractions. You are not allowed to eat or drink anything...

Plus I semi surprised that they'd give you an epi... Normally as I've been told by Gyno Docs that when you are having your first baby, they avoid giving you an epi, unless circumstances mandate it...

In saying that...

I'm glad that your pregnancy went well and Mashallah your child is very healthy and blessed :D

Pics are in order soon... But you and your Baby rest up!!

Parker
03-28-2010, 09:40 PM
Congratulations!!

NorthernChaosGod
03-28-2010, 09:53 PM
way to pussy out!

I see what you did there.

Jiro
03-29-2010, 10:53 AM
I can't wait to see Anya's reaction when she reads this thread. WE LOVE YOU BOTH OH YES. :up:

Laddy
03-29-2010, 12:31 PM
Oh, yay Anya!

Congrats Mel!

qwertysaur
03-29-2010, 03:35 PM
Get her a frocobo plushie :p

Chloe.
03-29-2010, 03:43 PM
Congratulations! Have fun being a mum. :jess:

vinnie's mini's
03-29-2010, 07:35 PM
Awww congrats! I hope you're both doing great :3

Anya is such a cute name! ~Squee!~ :omghey:

Rye
03-29-2010, 09:32 PM
Welcome to the world. ♥

Flying Mullet
04-16-2010, 06:57 PM
How did I miss this thread?

Congratulations! :D

Melissaur
04-16-2010, 10:20 PM
ROFL! you're awesome!

Mo-Nercy
04-17-2010, 12:31 PM
Congrats on the awesome idea for a sig. Sheldon's hilarious.

Oh, and for the other thing. xD

Rye
04-17-2010, 02:06 PM
Did you poo a lot? =O

LOL. I think Monda is scarred for life after finding out about that. ;__;

Madame Adequate
04-17-2010, 02:24 PM
Huzzah, new life!

Zeldy
04-18-2010, 02:41 PM
:excited: I'm happy to hear it all went well!

Melissaur
04-18-2010, 05:56 PM
You guys are all so nice! I'm happy to see this thread isn't dead xD Thank for all the congrats and well wishes. I friggin love you all <3

Inferno
04-18-2010, 05:59 PM
Congrats ! Anya is such a nice name... I'll keep this one in mind !