Halo Reach: Where's me washboard? Have you seen it?

[Jiro]

I secretly hoped suspected Psychotic's Tower would actually be a giant Halo-fied penis extending into the sky. I don't know why. However I was pleasantly surprised to find its true nature.

Plus double rainbow. omfg double rainbow.

[Psychotic]

YouTube - Double Rainbow All the Way! By rifte gifle & Seaboro Kibbles (UPDATED) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx9Aqczs2EE)

don't think I actually posted Double Rainbow in the thread

[Aerith's Knight]

Well, we know what my next song is going to be.

[Iceglow]

just fucking awesome :) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mlQQ-jlEWs)

[NorthernChaosGod]

YouTube - Double Rainbow All the Way! By rifte gifle & Seaboro Kibbles (UPDATED) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zx9Aqczs2EE)

don't think I actually posted Double Rainbow in the thread

OMG I WANT TO PLAY. :jess:

[Psychotic]

well julian maybe if you actually played with your homies instead of ponces like "TORRES" for a change you would :colbert:

either way we need as many of us on double rainbow as possible. It must happen.

me, dan, steve, huxley, dennis, quin, lynxie, trix, julian, jiro, timekeeper, and then force BoB to use the 48 hour gold trial card that came with Reach. That'll be a start. :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?

[Iceglow]

well julian maybe if you actually played with your homies instead of ponces like "TORRES" for a change you would :colbert:

either way we need as many of us on double rainbow as possible. It must happen.

me, dan, steve, huxley, dennis, quin, lynxie, trix, julian, jiro, timekeeper, and then force BoB to use the 48 hour gold trial card that came with Reach. That'll be a start. :)

16 people or :bou::bou::bou::bou: aint real!

[Psychotic]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

[Aerith's Knight]

...la la la It's a double rainbow la la la What does this mean? la la la...

[JKTrix]

If you guys see me on and want me to play but I'm playing something else, send me a message and I should be able to switch over within a few minutes.

I'm on now for a few hours (GT: JKTrix) getting some of the challenges, unless the randoms I'm playing really annoy me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

[Aerith's Knight]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

[Jiro]

I'm going to be away for a week and then I'll be back WITH A VENGEANCE. I will seriously live on LIVE for a while. Because I cannot fucking wait for rainbow road

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

[Aerith's Knight]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p

[Iceglow]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p

Pedobear eoff convention 2011, NCG, Mommiji and AK as the only attending members :P Mommiji attending because he was promised cake

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, okay. Can you guys play in like 4 hours?no :colbert: can you play in like now hours?

No, I was at court. :doublecolbert:

Then stop touching 10yo boys and get the smurf on halo.

He told me he was 18. And a girl. And not affiliated with any cops. :|

The penis should've tipped you off something was wrong.

Also, being affiliated with the cops was an issue in that? :p

How else would I have been caught? The pig came in before the roofies could take effect. :mad:

[Psychotic]

Gentlemen, this is the end of everything.

My Xbox 360 RRODed.

3rd September 2007 - 26th January 2011

RIP

YouTube - The Simpsons "Oh Danny Boy" Barney Gumble (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzLe7BC56bs#t=0m40s)

[Aerith's Knight]

Pretty easy to fix. All you need is thermal paste, rubbing alcohol, and a few screws and nylon washers. I can walk you through it if you want.

[Iceglow]

Almost feel like I ought to be gathering the troops on halo to give it a salute of bagging nubs

Get a fucking new one ASAP!

I expect you back by months end!

[Psychotic]

ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?

[Aerith's Knight]

ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?

Ghehe, no, I'm serious. It takes about 2-3 hours and you'll have an 360 that'll never RROD again. Or you can keep the x-clamps, shaves off 30 minutes, but then it'll happen again.

I'll upload a manual I learned it from. One moment.


edit: there you go

http://www.megaupload.com/?d=04ZBPD8C

[Psychotic]

Cheers Dennis. Will give it a go when I have time.

[Aerith's Knight]

I'll warn you now, three things you need to know:

1. Removing the old thermal paste will take forever. But don't skip out on it, or try to force it off. Be patient. It doesn't have to be completely removed, just something like 70-80%.

2. Get the right size screws. Seriously, they are hard to find, but go to a large hardware store, because if they are longer you will either screw the heat sink broken, or be unable to put the motherboard back in the container.

3. Just use the nylon washers, one on top and one under. Don't use metal ones as well, because it will be too thick and you won't be able to fit the motherboard anymore. And for the love of master chief don't use metal ones only, unless you want a static shocks crashing your motherboard.

For the rest, if you have problems, just ask. Total cost for repairing is something like 15 euros, a lot better than 150 for a new unit, so definitely something to try.

[Psychotic]

am tempted to get a new unit for a new hard drive though :D current one is 20 gigs, would be interested in getting a 250 gig...!

[Iceglow]

New 360s are pretty damn sexy, 250gb hard drive, paul just think of the fuckery on that we could forge a giant penis and make Dennis play with it all the time ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

ok dennis i poured alcohol into the vents now what?

Ghehe, no, I'm serious. It takes about 2-3 hours and you'll have an 360 that'll never RROD again. Or you can keep the x-clamps, shaves off 30 minutes, but then it'll happen again.

I'll upload a manual I learned it from. One moment.


edit: there you go

MEGAUPLOAD - The leading online storage and file delivery service (http://www.megaupload.com/?d=04ZBPD8C)

I will save this in case I need it when my warranty runs out!

[Jiro]

I might give that a whirl on my dead 360. But fucking what a lifespan on that one. Mine RRoD thrice in as many years :monster:

It's this Australian heat you see

[Madonna]

Worst team ever, those Australian Heat.

I need willing shmucks to help me finish the weekly challenge within the, uh, week. When I am on and you are on, it is, um, on.

[Jiro]

I wanted to give it a shot, but I think I'd be a hindrance. Excluding the fact my 360 is >100km away at the moment.

[Iceglow]

Could easily be done as a 4 person squad, in fact if one or two were pretty good then 2 or 3 could just walk through the mission :) I watched a video done by 4 people where 3 got carried by one fighter. No deaths, all skulls on was visually very impressive.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What's the challenge, legendary campaign mission and no deaths?

The easiest way would be to sign in a guest and then just play as the guest so your real account wouldn't die.

[Iceglow]

What's the challenge, legendary campaign mission and no deaths?

The easiest way would be to sign in a guest and then just play as the guest so your real account wouldn't die.

No the weekly is complete The Winter Contingency on Legendary, all skulls on. Dying doesn't matter, but not dying just makes it fuck tons cooler.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Lol, Winter Contingency is the first mission, right? You can run through that and beat it in like 15 minutes on legendary. You can skip all the fighting up until the elites kidnap that chick or something.

[Jiro]

Yeah but that skull that makes it restart though, amirite? I don't even fucking remember which skull it is or what it properly does. Keep changing :bou::bou::bou::bou: on me.

[Iceglow]

You can run through to Charlie squads location by the river. But you gotta fight the firefight there, the one outside the tower and your way to the zealots though only one person needs to fight the rest of the squad can take cover.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, right. There is the one fight when you need to pick up the "strays". I forgot about that one. That one should be a breeze with all the cover and a couple dudes taking potshots at the enemies.

[Iceglow]

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion

[NorthernChaosGod]

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion
Winter Contingency? The only time I get my shields down on that level now are the times my friends and I start shooting each other. :p

[Iceglow]

Tearing up some Reach with Jiro and Time, we done the daily challenge to complete a level on heroic with tough luck, catch and cloud skulls on (we ofcourse added grunt birthday and iwibyd on to this) Jiro died like 2 times, Time got had a fair few unfortunately I'm not sure when I suddenly memorized every hax little route to go but I managed to get through with 0 deaths and only lost my shields 3 times in the entire level (outside the house, first firefight as I sprinted through taking 2 grunts down with me, the defense of the tower door and the dark room against the zealot squad as I initially walked across the field of plasma fire from the mass of grunts and jackals I lost shields temporarily) now we're on to invasion
Winter Contingency? The only time I get my shields down on that level now are the times my friends and I start shooting each other. :p

Officially I was the only one fighting the enemy, Jiro and Time were meant (for lag purposes and for the fact that I was just being plain cocky about my tactics and skills) to just jump in to cover behind my protective line. Plus Julian no one cares what happens when your mom comes in yelling at you because you didn't clean up after yourself ;P

[NorthernChaosGod]

I don't see how you can even make that leap there, buddy. :|

[Psychotic]

I don't see how you can even make that leap there, buddy. :|Yeah Steve. I, for one, care a great deal about what happens when Julian's mom comes in yelling at him because he didn't clean up after himself so how about you shhhhhh and stop bullying the poor lad!

Go on, Julian. Tell us what she did to you next. :)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Hardy har.

[Jiro]

Well I'm out. It was a pleasure playing with Trix, Lynx, Iceglow, Psy (and Timekeeper I guess). I managed to go front Warrant Officer to Lt Colonel Grade 1 in what, like a two week period. But now my LIVE time is up and you folks gotta finish the fight without me.

PS Paul I saved the replay of that game where you raped me so you can post screenies again :greenie:

[Iceglow]

Buy a new xbl card fool! THE UNSC DOES NOT TOLERATE COWARDICE!

[Jiro]

Oh I can do that, but I have uni to worry about (shortly). And if I tried to play at home, I would lag teleport like a goddamn motherfucker. You guys will just have to go on without me (until uni break :cool:)

[NorthernChaosGod]

We should start a "Get Dak better internets" fund.

[Iceglow]

We should start a "Get Dak better internets" fund.

Problem is Austrailia just doesn't have good infrastructure in that sense, their communication network hasn't been upgraded properly since they were all fucking convicts of the throne!

[NorthernChaosGod]

We should start a "Get DakAustralia better internets" fund.

[Jiro]

Man if you all donated 1kb of internet speed, I'd be fucking flying into space in no time. Yes internet has the amazing capability of taking me into space.

[Iceglow]

Space flight simulator google doesn't count Dak

[Iceglow]

Well it seems my 360 couldn't take the pain of losing it's brother in arms, Paul's original 360 20gb console. Tonight it committed suicide by AV cable control chipset error. Oh dear god the horror I've got all week off I may yet have to fly to San Diego, ritually murder Julian after making him watch me and his mother get it on and take his 360 so that everyone is a winner, especially Julian's mom.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Buy your own 360, you lovely man. :mad2:

EDIT BY BoB: Now, now.

[Jiro]

Can I nominate BoB for best post? ^

[Iceglow]

You know when you got owned, when BoB is raping your posts :P

[NorthernChaosGod]

He started it!

[Quindiana Jones]

Warthog Rocket Race Madness Seizure Party is the best game type ever.

EDIT: Although it occasionally leads to racism, STEVE. And PAUL.

[Aerith's Knight]

Occasionally?

[Psychotic]

the whole point of halo for steve is to be racist

seriously i am kind of disgusted with him right now

[Madame Adequate]

Hey I don't like the Danish either, filth that they are

[Iceglow]

I'm not being racist, they're different colours from us it's ok to hate. ;)

[Aerith's Knight]

It is only okay to be racist to Germans. They have it coming.

[Iceglow]

Most Germans are white though which makes me fascist not racist. Also you forgot the French, Dutchie how can you forget the French?

[DK]

We all know the Polish are the worst scum of the lot, in fact just the other day on Saint's Row 2 me and PAUW decided to drive around stillwater in our Saint's warthog and gun down any pedestrian we thought looked Polish. It was good times, and as an extra result the quality of peoples kitchens, bathrooms and the roof on their houses massively improved, even if it did cost them a little bit more.

[Aerith's Knight]

Most Germans are white though which makes me fascist not racist. Also you forgot the French, Dutchie how can you forget the French?

Doesn't count if everyone does it.

[Iceglow]

We all know the Polish are the worst scum of the lot, in fact just the other day on Saint's Row 2 me and PAUW decided to drive around stillwater in our Saint's warthog and gun down any pedestrian we thought looked Polish. It was good times, and as an extra result the quality of peoples kitchens, bathrooms and the roof on their houses massively improved, even if it did cost them a little bit more.

I'm not going to lie here Polish builders are cheaper and generally the quality of their build work is better than their British counterparts it's why they're so popular. Albanians, Kosovans and Russians = cowboys. British builders are just lazy.

Also don't get all this Polack hate here...I'm only half Polish and I don't actually even know where in Poland my family is from exactly. We think it could be Warsaw thats certainly where my grandma moved back to but that doesn't mean she's from there she could be from Lodz, Leszno, Poznan, Kraikow or any other location in Poland frankly I don't know and I don't really care. The country there is quite beautiful in places but I aint exactly planning on moving there anytime soon.

[Psychotic]

Honestly Steve from the amount of times you use the word "frankly" I am beginning to think you're not Polish, but French. That or you really want Frank Lampard (Or Frank Bruno...?) inside of you. It makes no difference; I will mock you either way.

[Aerith's Knight]

Seriously.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love this thread.

[Iceglow]

I love this thread.

not half as much as your mom loves every male in this thread's cock.

[NorthernChaosGod]

At least you excluded yourself in that statement, bitch.

[Iceglow]

At least you excluded yourself in that statement, bitch.

You can ask Quin's mom on facebook if I'm all man, heck you can just ask Quin or Paul...thats right bitches I went there.

[Aerith's Knight]

Seriously.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You guys are pretty gay.

[Iceglow]

your mom says otherwise julian.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, she says that you make Elton John look like Wilt Chamberlain.

[Iceglow]

New insults for halo: Hey dickhead, "I :bou::bou::bou::bou: in your milk mothersmurfer, you faggot" in Spanish.

sent this to an Ecuadorian.

[Madame Adequate]

You do know that speaking Spanish requires more than just the upside-down !s and ?s, right dude?

[Iceglow]

You do know that speaking Spanish requires more than just the upside-down !s and ?s, right dude?

Oh it was pretty damn glorious we done it beautifully and when the reply came back as @_@?????? I responded with "you heard me, I :bou::bou::bou::bou: in your milk dickhead"

[NorthernChaosGod]

Okay, so tell me exactly how you typed it out.

[Aerith's Knight]

Poop.


..Oh sorry, I was just keeping in tone with the level of this conversation.

[Iceglow]

Okay, so tell me exactly how you typed it out.

Julian, I want to squeeze your buttocks together tightly to make a giant juicy peach.

[NorthernChaosGod]

You know how to make all the girls guys blush, Steve.

[Iceglow]

I know Julian, I'm something special! :D

[Unbreakable Will]

Mother fucker how did I miss this giant thread?!?!

[Psychotic]

here, best post in the thread: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/130930-halo-reach-heroes-half-shell-turtle-god-damn-power-22.html#post2930515

[Aerith's Knight]

Yeah yeah, we know. Stop showing off.

[Psychotic]

never.

I am the Halo superior to all of you and as such, you will all pay tribute to my glory on every page until I am satiated.

[Unbreakable Will]

Quite possibly the greatest Halo-related thing I have ever seen Paul :bigsmile:

[NorthernChaosGod]

never.

I am the Halo superior to all of you and as such, you will all pay tribute to my glory on every page until I am satiated.

I will take off your head. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

Yes I'm sure you'll do that, what with all the playing Halo with your EoFF brethren you do :doublecolbert:

I would never go up against you though, Julian. You're a good fellow. I would wage war on the world of Xbox Live with you at my side. :)

[DK]

The new 3-man multi team playlist is awesome, especially Rocket Hog race. It's usually an insane amount of rocket filled, explosion based flipping through the air and dying horrendously shenanigans. However, when you combine good communication, team work and someone who can actually drive a warthog properly, you can become quite literally Invincible (http://www.bungie.net/Stats/Reach/GameStats.aspx?gameid=527715495). (go to the medals tab and scroll right to the bottom, and check out Quin and Paul's medals compared to the other teams.)

Severe and brutal rape right there

[Psychotic]

The Trio of Walrus, J and Quin is indeed the Holy Trinity of Awesome Rocket Hog Rape. :holmes:

Dan you are a driver beyond any other I have ridden with, and I just want to let you know it was a pleasure to have you driving me around.

[DK]

Was hilarious listening to Quin jibbing on in the party when he was watching the replay, borderline jizzing his pants over the quality driving and the kills he was getting on his way to an invincible. Hell we've heard nothing from him since, I would not be surprised if he was still pleasuring himself as we speak

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yes I'm sure you'll do that, what with all the playing Halo with your EoFF brethren you do :doublecolbert:

I would never go up against you though, Julian. You're a good fellow. I would wage war on the world of Xbox Live with you at my side. :)
Okay, okay. In that case we should gather a team and murder and teabag other people.

[Vyk]

So I'm curious, why do people (usually on Halo) seem to believe it is a necessity to trash-talk during competitions. What's wrong with a nice friendly game? Is it really that hard to have fun without talking about someone's mother?! :P

[NorthernChaosGod]

People get mad; it makes it more fun. :D

[Vyk]

My nephew got like a 24-hour ban from multi-player and a down-rating on his reputation score because it turned out the person he was trash-talking was six years old xD (I thought it was a girl, but everyone on XBL sounds like a six year old. Either that or a pot head. Even me. I blame the microphones. They make us all sound that way)

[Psychotic]

Please leave the Halo thread immediately Vyk.

We don't want people who are related to people who get banned from Xbox Live in here. We just don't want to be associated with your sort of person, you know? It damages our reputation. I'm sorry, but you and your criminal family will have to find somewhere else to post.

Thank you for your co-operation.

[Vyk]

Pfft, with all the squeaky puberty voices floating around on there, I bet you've trash-talked a few minors in your time on accident xD Hell the first time I played Gears of War, I swear I got cussed out by a six year old lol

[Psychotic]

I find your allegations distasteful, frankly Vyk, and I do not appreciate them in the slightest. When playing on Xbox Live, the proud EoFF Halo element remains inside of a party, to avoid contamination with the filth that inhabits Xbox Live, and indeed avoid an incident much like your own arrival in this thread. Special Operative Iceglow is the only exception to this, and I daresay he shall be very glad to escort you from this thread.

Please desist in posting foul accusations against the EoFF Halo Team, and attempting to drag us down to your most vile and depraved level.

[DK]

To be honest, I'm a little bit hurt that we're being accused of being the kind of players with nothing better to do with our time than insulting strangers over online video games. As Paul said, we always stay within a private party to communicate. In part this is because it's a lot easier to co-ordinate our efforts in the game, but as mentioned also to keep us out of the sort of dross you seem to like getting yourself involved in, Vyk. I must echo the sentiment that I'd rather not have this sort of bad influence being spread among our small but polite and friendly gaming troupe.

If you continue to have such experience with Halo I suggest adding our man Steve. As Paul noted he is usually the only one who enters into the fray to argue with XBL players, and has a number of noteable victories over people who would attempt to besmirch us with vile words. His XBL gamertag is the same as his forum name, "Iceglow", and I have it on good authority that he would be more than happy to play Halo with you, and ensure that people leave you well alone. I assure you this will greatly enhance your online Halo experience.

[Aerith's Knight]

The most I hear in a party with these fine halo fellas is myself cursing, seeing as I'm playing against people way better than me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Wtf do you guys play?

Incidentally, I, too, was left feeling enraged and despondant by Vyk's baseless slander and wish to see no more of it. Please stop your campaign of hatred and madness.

[Iceglow]

The art of the way I silence these fools is not to be found in the trenches of the general trash talk (that could be a good forum section name for here lol) it is found in the way I cut to the core of the matter with exquisite skill finding their weakness and reducing them often to nothing more than smoldering nuclear ashes within a mere message or two, the unlucky few who stand on shaking legs against me or the fools who attempt to return fire at a target no longer there find that the second blast is twice as potent as the first. It comes down to not only destroying the target but desecrating their mother and their mother's mother's mothers too. It is in finding the words to reduce a gator smurfing redneck moron to sounding like a chihuahua and then delivering the final de coup de grace in destroying that last vestibule of their core that last spark of defiance in the face of crushing defeat. Besmirch the elite Halo Corp of EoFF at your own peril, for my tongue is sharper than any knife you have in your arsenal.

For your words Vyk, dragging my sacred brethren down and insinuating I enter the fray merely on the level of the trench foot slogger I would suggest you wisely get the smurf out of this sacred vestibule of our beloved corps!

[Vyk]

LoL~ Alright alright :P

[Unbreakable Will]

Oh and if anyone would like to play/challenge me, PM me for my Xboxlive tag.

[Madonna]

What are you, a child? You do realize you can turn down friend requests, yes? Pretending anyone cares enough to Mognet you for your tag before they even request to be your XBL friend is pretty sad.

I am always in party chat when playing online; talking to strangers is not very rewarding. Friends of friends are good enough for chat, but that is the limit. Chatting is good for coordinating and shooting the breeze; interaction outside of the party is worthless.

[Unbreakable Will]

What are you, a child? You do realize you can turn down friend requests, yes? Pretending anyone cares enough to Mognet you for your tag before they even request to be your XBL friend is pretty sad.
Eh, I find it pretty sad that you felt the need to to troll me for that. :monster:

[Psychotic]

Rocky, your Gamertag's in your profile :p

[Unbreakable Will]

So it is. I don't recall putting that there :eek: Well, scratch Mognet just go to my profile :grover:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dumb Deathstar. :monster:

[Psychotic]

get online julian you turk.

[Iceglow]

get online julian you turk.

YES TURK DO IT DO IT NOW

[Unbreakable Will]

Psy, that last round was so uncalled for. :colbert: Other than that, it was great fun :D

[Psychotic]

It was, man. You wouldn't let us show off the cool things on the frigate to poor Julian and kept betraying the lot of us! :colbert:

[Unbreakable Will]

Well if I had a mic I'd have known that, my apologies oh Psychotic one :bow:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, Will! :colbert:

Good times, guys. Maximum height!

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm getting a headset today so stfu :doublecolbert:

[Psychotic]

It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".

[Unbreakable Will]

Haha I was wondering what the smurf he was going on about, that's great :D

[Psychotic]

We just played this guy:

Bungie.net : Reach : Service Record (http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/default.aspx?player=XxJULEPIRExX)

Yeah, a fucking Forerunner. (http://www.haloreachbeta.com/content/halo-reach-ranks)

You'll be pleased to know his matchmaking K/D is 0.80. He is worse than every single person here :)

[Aerith's Knight]

Even me?

How about a game this week? I feel like dicking around in matches with generals.

[Unbreakable Will]

Jesus Christ :eek:

[Iceglow]

It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".

Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"

[Unbreakable Will]

I spit out my soda reading that and slipped whilst going to get a towel. I'm suing you for the hilarity. :monster:

[Aerith's Knight]

I'm on now.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".

Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"

Don't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.

[Iceglow]

It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".

Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"

Don't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.

Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.

[Psychotic]

If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"Yes Steve, you would have. :lol:

[DK]

It was funnier when we convinced Steve you were Miriel. Even though your service tag said "WILL".

Seriously, you expected me to believe that? 1) I'd seen the guys gamertag on his profile here I knew exactly who it was, I just think it's funny to call him by a girls name...tonight Will might become Jessica or something if I feel like it or maybe Sally, Sally has a nice ring to it. 2) Del I believe has a PS3 so chances of Miriel being on a 360 are slim. 3) If I really believed it was Miriel I wouldn't have greeted his joining the party and Dan saying it "Oh look Steve, say something nice to the lady" with the phrase "Tit wank"

Don't lie, we all know that's exactly how you talk to the ladies.

Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.

"Julian, who is that awful grotesque little troll from England who claims to be an acquaintance of yours? Why do you associate with these people? Do you KNOW what he did to me? He charged at me, he tackled me to the floor and pinned me down Julian! He licked and slobbered all over my knees, laughing all the while! I begged and pleaded with him, but he relentlessly assaulted my legs with his grubby little mouth. The only word I got out of him at first was "Titwank". What is that? I don't know! No matter how much I asked, he would not stop, or explain himself. The only other thing he said was that he knew I'd love this because my mother did as well! Your grandma, Julian! You subjected your nana to this! I am truly ashamed. I will never call you a son of mine again."

something like that, tbf

[Aerith's Knight]

Driiiiving in the sky.. tuuu tuuuuuu. Moooooving with the clooouuds, all daaaay. And knoooowing thaaat somewhere belooow. Steeeve is getting oooooowned.

[Psychotic]

Today is a dark day.

Today... I became a General.

Don't waste your tears on me, on the inside I am already dead.

[Aerith's Knight]

Our future looks bleak.

[Madonna]

Still a Lt. Colonel and playing as poorly as ever. I expect Forerunner in another five years.

[Jiro]

I forget what rank I am guys. I think that Forerunner dick has a better K/D ratio than me. smurf.

EDIT: HAHA DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS.

Lt. Colonel Grade 1 Jiro, reporting for duty, with a K/D spread of .88. smurfING BEAT HIM YES.

Seriously I need to play Reach some more. I think I might just fail a couple classes at uni so I can Reach out to you guys and touch you platonically.

I feel like the ugly son who has bad internet so can't play with the cool kids :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why don't you ask your mother, she'll tell you how I like to talk to the ladies.
That's exactly wtf I'm talking about, Steve. You limey fuck. :colbert:


Today is a dark day.

Today... I became a General.

Don't waste your tears on me, on the inside I am already dead.
I fucking knew it was coming. Stop playing without me.

[Unbreakable Will]

Julian, we were on ALL DAY. Smurfing get your priorities straight. Reach comes first :colbert:
And I finally fucking made it to Lt. Colonel.

[NorthernChaosGod]

None of you fucks said a Goddamned thing. :doublecolbert:

[Unbreakable Will]

The invitation to play is always open, get on Live and check you lazy wookie. :vader:

[Iceglow]

The invitation to play is always open, get on Live and check you lazy wookie. :vader:

Or just fire up bungie.net or xbox.com and check your online friends list.

Also Julian you really think I'd talk to a woman like that? haahhahaha ask Jiro, he's seen quotes of me with a girl from this week. He can Ace Report on it.

[Unbreakable Will]

Whoa my K/D is a lot better than I thought it was; 0.96 :)
Bungie.net : Reach : Career Stats (http://www.bungie.net/stats/reach/careerstats/default.aspx?player=Sad+Fidel&vc=3)

[Psychotic]

hint: if you're too fucking lazy to check xbox.com, we're on now.

[Aerith's Knight]

Coming nuaou

[NorthernChaosGod]

hint: if you're too fucking lazy to check xbox.com, we're on now.

I appreciate this; I'm not going to just randomly check when you fucks are on.

[Jiro]

Also Julian you really think I'd talk to a woman like that? haahhahaha ask Jiro, he's seen quotes of me with a girl from this week. He can Ace Report on it.

Yeah he's not fucking kidding either. He's got some damn smooth moves, and that's coming from me. It's scary, Julian.

[Aerith's Knight]

Is on now.

[Iceglow]

Some good games tonight and some bad ones, the good ones were very good though. The weekly isn't too :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty sounding so long as they give it a realistic bunch of daily challenges to go with looking to possibly do the weekly.

[Psychotic]

Some good games tonight and some bad ones, the good ones were very good though.Don't be so modest Steve. Tell 'em about the Slice and Dice you got. It was poetry in sword-related motion.

As some of you are relatively new to playing with us and don't know what the smurf we're going on about half the time, have a dictionary of EoFF Halo terms and in-jokes:

Nub seat: Passenger seat of a warthog.
Console fag: Anyone who is the guest of an actual player.
Picked up the killtac: If you get a Killtacular, you "picked up the killtac" according to MLG.
Do it now, Steve: When you want to make Steve do something.
Maximum Height: When you jump really high and then assassinate someone on the hammer pit.
Dual Maximum Height: When both you and your victim jump really high and you assassinate them on the hammer pit.
Balcony: An area of Rat's Nest; now defunct.
Hey Steve, have you seen it?: Where's me washboard? How queer.
Jammy bastard: We are better than everybody at Halo, therefore anybody who kills us did it through undeserved luck alone.
Sniping like Dan: A high ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
Sniping like Paul: A low ratio of headshots to sniper kills.
That's a bagging: Is someone French? Have an anime name? Is a ridiculously high rank? Mark your target before the game begins.
The Queep/The Lamb: Iceglow.
Pauwwww: Me.
Vulcan Raven: What you have to call Steve when you play on Asylum.
Da na da dan, da da na na dan, CAN'T FLIP THIS: How you play Rocket Hog Race.
NAAAOW SCAAAOPE: What to yell whenever you get a no scope. Note that the best no scope of all time was when I splattered Steve with a Ghost on Foundry.
I played 2,000 games of Halo 2: Halo 2 is the worst game ever and I swear to god if they remake just one more map from that god awful game... :argh:
Bungie: Abysmal.
I hope that's not on the telly: How to respond if somebody says "Whoa!" (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yahpQYLwAQ8)
Don't skip da FMV's!: What to say if somebody skips one of Halo's beautiful and moving cutscenes.
The Cage: Ask Julian :)
REVIVE ME: Spoken like a true Locust, what to say if you are dead in an Invasion game and your team mate is selfishly fighting enemies.
Matching logo ponces: Self-explanatory. And they are filth.
How to win in Team Objective: Don't go for the objective. Ever.
Nubby nubs: People who are new to Halo. So new, that they are bad. Adorably bad. Awwww.
Feather Jackals: "skirmishers", whatever those are.
Pro-Pipe: Grenade Launcher.
Prooooo-Piiiiipe (sang): I very much appreciate this weapon and its unyielding glory.
Wage-quit!: Anybody who leaves the game, for no matter what reason, has wage-quit.
Everyone go to the red lift: Standard anti-ponce protocol for Sword Base.
RAAAAAAAAAHKETS or RAWWWKET LAWWWWNCHA: self-explanatory, although one comes from Zachie Chan and one comes from Metal Slug.
Zachie Chan: Ouch!
Hello, sirrrrrrrr!: How to greet Zachie Chan.
The Whale: Emile
I don't want to set the world on fire: It is our anthem. All true patriots must join in.
Pinnacle: Voting for this map makes you subhuman scum.
Negative rep/filing a complaint: The obvious thing to do when somebody uses armor lock a lot.
Double/Triple/Quadruple bag: The more people who join in on a teabag, the more powerful it becomes.
Sshewiousshly?: Something has irritated poor Dennis.
Go back to Argentina: To be said to all Mexicans, the source of all lag.
Nub spot: A pretty decent, often unseen place on the map to wreck people from.
Bret Hart: Sharpshooter
Quinton: Rampage
Iraqi-style: Firing your weapon into the air. Usually used in conjunction with a teabag or riding on the back of a mongoose.
Now what, bitch? or Have some of that: What to say when you bag a foe.
The Betrayal Code: Never boot an EoFFer if they betray you; either forgive them if accidental or get them back if it was deliberate. Always gang up on and destroy anyone outside the group if they betray one of us.
Ghostbusters: Armour lock hax.
Elephant Song: A Dutch tribute to the world's greatest vehicle.
I AVENGED YEEEEW: I slew a foe who bested you; clearly I am your Halo superior.
Noooooooe: No, but said as if you were an Essex-based Geordie.
Shotgun side: The right (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Dragon side: The left (facing outwards) side of the top of Reflection.
Moistens my glans: "Hello, I am Quin, and this is something I have enjoyed."

Any more for any more?

[Iceglow]

Ok yes, the slice and dice was fucking sick, worst bit was I was on a 14 streak when I died fucking jammy bastard with the nades got me. Then again that game was full of armour lock ponces so the fact that they got dicked that hard was fucking hilarious.

As for more Halo lexicon quotes:

You've lost that loving feeling To be sung when betraying Dan in particular he just can't find himself fully capable of hating you if you're singing this to him. Righteous Brothers ftw.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I love armor lock. :(

Especially Ghostbusters.

[Unbreakable Will]

I miss Halo, unfortunately I'm at my grandparents house until Friday, and even then I start my new job that night. Sigh. :(

[Shoeberto]

I've never really been too big into Halo but this thread makes me want to play it.

[Psychotic]

To be honest with you, I'm not necessarily big into Halo itself. My knowledge of the plot is that there's a lot of angry aliens called the covenant who fire fancy pew pew lasers and generally show up at inopportune moments to shoot humans. Humans have spartans, who are basically really tall people in armour, and marines, who exist only to spout unfunny lines and die. I think the humans lost the war? But also won it too? I don't know. Also there's some annoying blue whore called Cortana who you sometimes hallucinate about I guess, I don't know who she is or what the smurf her deal is. All I know is that you don't get to fight her, which is terrible. There's something called "The Flood" which apparently means "blob monsters covered in blobs". I don't know whose side they are on and I don't particularly care. Every single human character is a smurfing asshole who deserves to die, and "I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM". 'sabout it.

Sometimes someone like Steve or Quin or someone will just start talking about how moving it all was or how General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off, and I don't know what the smurf they're on about. I have always skipped every cutscene because they are awful. Apart from the first play through of ODST, where I watched them, and I regret having done so.

What I am into is wrecking people's :bou::bou::bou::bou: and/or dicking about and/or creating some sort of giant death monstrosity with the guys.

edit: as a heads up, I am not inviting any single one of you to explain the plot of halo to me. I just don't give a smurf and I will simply skip your post

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, Paul, you're my favorite.

[Iceglow]

Some good games going on tonight, was damn funny. All I'm gonna say is "That sound is the sound of me rubbing my microphone against my arse in protest of how :bou::bou::bou::bou: your halo skills are"

[NorthernChaosGod]

xD That is a great fucking line.

I wish you guys were still on. :(

[Madame Adequate]

Basically the Flood are evil and the Forerunner sequestered some of them for no good reason. Then they killed all intelligent life in the galaxy to starve the Flood. Much later the Covenant decided the Forerunner were gods and went around incorporating other races. But Humans are the actual designated successors to the Forerunner and the Covenant leaders knew that this would bring their whole system down so they declared Humans impure and launched a huge crusade.

Then some other stuff happened.

[escobert]

To be honest with you, I'm not necessarily big into Halo itself. My knowledge of the plot is that there's a lot of angry aliens called the covenant who fire fancy pew pew lasers and generally show up at inopportune moments to shoot humans. Humans have spartans, who are basically really tall people in armour, and marines, who exist only to spout unfunny lines and die. I think the humans lost the war? But also won it too? I don't know. Also there's some annoying blue whore called Cortana who you sometimes hallucinate about I guess, I don't know who she is or what the smurf her deal is. All I know is that you don't get to fight her, which is terrible. There's something called "The Flood" which apparently means "blob monsters covered in blobs". I don't know whose side they are on and I don't particularly care. Every single human character is a smurfing asshole who deserves to die, and "I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM". 'sabout it.

Sometimes someone like Steve or Quin or someone will just start talking about how moving it all was or how General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off, and I don't know what the smurf they're on about. I have always skipped every cutscene because they are awful. Apart from the first play through of ODST, where I watched them, and I regret having done so.

What I am into is wrecking people's :bou::bou::bou::bou: and/or dicking about and/or creating some sort of giant death monstrosity with the guys.

edit: as a heads up, I am not inviting any single one of you to explain the plot of halo to me. I just don't give a smurf and I will simply skip your post
that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

[Unbreakable Will]

I'm not surprised by your lack of taste Bert. You like Jersey Shore. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off.:argh:

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?nobody plays that

nobody has even heard of that game

you know what

halo is the best game ever go away :colbert:

[Madame Adequate]

General Potato and his politcal intrigue led to the creation of jacking off.:argh:

I WILL BEAT THE PROPHET'S SHIELD LIKE A DRUM

[NorthernChaosGod]

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

Only one person on this forum can badmouth Halo, and you are not him. :doublecolbert:

[Iceglow]

that's why people play actual good FPS like Battlefield Bad Company instead of wasting time with a pos like Halo :p
Who cares about aliens and pew pew lasers when you and your squad mates can change the world and destroy the US army!?

I'm sorry but WHUT? Have you not learnt the lesson mere mortal, you are not of the elite corps of EoFF wrecks your Halo :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Only those enlisted and ranked in our numbers may post anything derisive against Halo on these hallowed pages. Now I sincerely suggest taking your talk of a nobodies game and play with the rear end of a bus, perhaps you can ask Agrudis for tips on this. He seems to be more your sort of person. Or perhaps we can just lock you in the cage with Spirit for several years and see how that works for you. Retract now or else withdraw never to be seen again on these pages.

[escobert]

No I will not go away while you all play horrible games that are just plain poopy!

[NorthernChaosGod]

It sounds like you're asking for a new Halo themed set. :bigsmile:

[G13]

Bert has wandered into a lion's den wearing a meat poncho. *grabs popcorn*

[Psychotic]

should i remove bert's coloured title y/n vote now!!!

[DK]

no, just change it to green and make it Spartan 117

[Iceglow]

Then disable his ability to change it himself.

[NorthernChaosGod]

All of the above.

[escobert]

I think the best idea is to set a character limit to Iceglows posts. maybe 1 characters per post :D?

[Jiro]

DK has the best idea ever

[Aerith's Knight]

I see a flaw in that plan, unless you limit the number of posts he can make.

[Iceglow]

Keep out of this Dennis, let the grown ups deal with grown up issues like Bert being a fool who believes he can criticize Halo to us.

[escobert]

My main beef with Halo is that I grew up playing Marathon and none of you Halo fucks even care to know where your precious Halo came from :mad2:

[DK]

Because Bungie are terrible developers, who make generally shiet games. Like Halo, which is a bag of balls, ergo naturally we assume Marathon is wank as well and don't give a shiet. :jess:

[escobert]

Marathons story telling was awesome! and it was the first to have multi player options.

[Psychotic]

Marathon is fucking ass and I don't even need to play it to tell you that. Bungie made it, and as Dan said, all Bungie games are awful.

Anyway, by the will of the populat, Bert has been given his new title.

Next on the agenda: Do you think I should rename him xX MLG HaLoSnYpA pRo Xx for good measure?

[escobert]

You gotta atleast give me a halo theme! this just looks stupid :(

[Iceglow]

Next on the agenda: Do you think I should rename him xX MLG HaLoSnYpA pRo Xx for good measure?

OH FUCK YES FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THINGS TEABAGABLE!

[escobert]

It's not tea-bagging when I find this funny and enjoyable :p

and this theme seems to fit well!

[Psychotic]

Hahahaha, ok, Bert wins everything.

[Iceglow]

It's not tea-bagging when I find this funny and enjoyable :p

and this theme seems to fit well!

Just because you find it enjoyable and funny doesn't mean it's anything less of a teabagging it just means you wanted it like your momma obviously did too.

Also get off my theme you perverse little fucker.

[Madame Adequate]

Ahahahaha Bert you beauty

[Jiro]

I am a little bit disturbed and a little bit aroused at Bert's "enjoyment" of his set.

[Iceglow]

It's ok Dak, we understand...everyone wants a piece of me :P

[Aerith's Knight]

It's ok Dak, we understand...everyone wants a piece of me :P

Your experience may differ. Extended exposure can lead to one or more of the following conditions: Headache, dry mouth, dizziness, stomach convulsions, Lupus, Mano, HIV immune disease, schizophrenia, psychosis, and robot koala attack.

[Jiro]

Crikey! Not another one of them there robot koala attacks! Me arm ain't right from the last one! etc etc

[Iceglow]

SHHHH Dennis you're not meant to put that there. Also that thing about HIV you keep getting wrong. I've slept with so many dodgy people (your mothers included) that I've actually grown immune to the HIV disease. Not sure if I carry or if I can transmit the immunity in any way but hell was fun.

Robot Koala attacks are rare, far more often it's a case of Gator Raping.

[Aerith's Knight]

Getting HIV isn't an immunity against it. Although I suppose you can't get it again.

[Madame Adequate]

Actually, contrary to popular belief, it is quite possible to get 'more than one' HIV/AIDS. And the more you have, the worse it gets.

[Jiro]

http://blog.ascentis.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/The_More_You_Know.jpg

[Quindiana Jones]

I sincerely miss this game, and I am having difficulty finding Paul's magnificent TMNT post about it.