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Citizen Bleys
03-29-2010, 01:17 PM
Blame this on Wesley whining that I don't post enough.
◀Help me out!▶
You know how in Jeopardy you get the answer, and then you have to guess the question? This is something like that. I'm asking a question. I'm asking it right now. The trick is, you have to answer without knowing what the question is. The fate of humanity may very well depend on it*.
I'll tell 2 people the answer so that I can't be accused of changing the title after the tune's been played. Their names are "myself" and "I." Interesting people.
*it doesn't.
Eye know what's going on.
Flying Mullet
03-29-2010, 01:40 PM
My answer is the correct answer to your question. I'll tell 2 people so I can't be accused of changing my answer after the question is revealed.
Citizen Bleys
03-29-2010, 01:47 PM
Eye know what's going on.
It wood seem ewe dew.
Loony BoB
03-29-2010, 01:55 PM
Eye conquer.
Citizen Bleys
03-29-2010, 02:01 PM
Eye caramba.
Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.
This thread is now about puns.
My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.
This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"
It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"
"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"
Mirage
03-29-2010, 02:27 PM
Every day is a fine day to try some cocaine.
Rebellious Eagle
03-29-2010, 02:32 PM
Eye m confewesed...
Peegee
03-29-2010, 02:36 PM
Too easy. Like me!
rubah
03-29-2010, 03:01 PM
i wanna horsie
Pheesh
03-29-2010, 03:24 PM
Eye caramba.
Eye did tell someone thee question, four thee record.
This thread is now about puns.
My own tale is about a planet far away, where a 3 mile tall, granite-like lifeform was discovered. It was clearly alive -- it breathed, had a pulse, and generated body heat -- but it never moved. It has legs, but never rises to walk on them. It has a mouth, but never eats or speaks. It has what appears to be a perfectly functional brain.
This puzzles the hell out of scientists, who do everything they can think of to make it display a sign of life, but it was all in vain until the day that a xenobiologist cried out in frustration, "How could evolution give legs, a mouth, and a brain to a creature that doesn't use them?"
It happens he's the first person to ask a direct question in the thing's presence. It rose to its full height, scattering the clouds, thinks for a second, and booms "IT COULDN'T"
"Great scott!" exclaimed the xenobiologist, "It only stands to reason!"
Oh dear lord...no. Cover your eyes children!
qwertysaur
03-29-2010, 03:31 PM
yes :p
Rantz
03-29-2010, 03:34 PM
The answer is strictly confidential.
oddler
03-29-2010, 04:25 PM
It's fucking soda for the last damn time.
qwertysaur
03-29-2010, 04:54 PM
http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/fixed.png
Meat Puppet
03-29-2010, 05:02 PM
Your avatar is quite unpleasant, sir.
rubah
03-29-2010, 05:02 PM
I smell a rat-- qwerty lives in the area marked "correct"! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!
qwertysaur
03-29-2010, 05:04 PM
I smell a rat-- qwerty lives in the area marked "correct"! THIS IS A CONSPIRACY!
I'm a snake, not a rat.
Also I love how Alaska can't make up it's mind :p
Rodarian
03-29-2010, 07:49 PM
*snorts*.... Yea so the answer is Daises.....
Citizen Bleys
03-30-2010, 12:37 AM
*snorts*
I'll just mark you down as part of the cocaine crowd, then.
Raistlin
04-01-2010, 05:17 AM
I do know the question, and it looks like Bleys's expectation of an affirmative answer is more and more accurate.
Citizen Bleys
04-04-2010, 03:31 AM
Revelation time: The question was "Are you all hopped up on blow?" and it would appear the eyes have it.
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