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Election Booth
03-31-2010, 03:18 AM
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/ForumElections.png


Look who it is! You know what that means, it's time for the Eyes On Elections! It's been over a year since the induction of Rye as Eyes On's President, and AVALANCHE's destruction of the evil Shin-Ra party. Has the forum prospered or sank in this time? Do the winds of change beckon, will you induct more of the same, or is it finally time to vote Nader NeoCracker? Politics and forums, collision course baby. Continue reading for details.

With the rise of Hybrids thanks to the whole Global Warming Climate Change debacle, good ol' boothie decided that a hybrid Election would be the most fitting way to get it done. Like the old fossil fuel burning threads, this round will contain the raw posting numbers that comes with having user made parties. However, like last elections electric one on one encounter, the final voting will between two parties!

The Ballot Schedule

1. The first part of this competition will consist of members starting parties. To make a party you must start a new thread, and then satisfy the following requirements:


Have a party name. (Please include this in the title of the Party's thread also the title of your party thread must end with [Elections]).
Have at least 4 members
Have a motto
Have a slogan
Choose members to run for President and Vice President respectively.


You have around 5 days to organize your parties, when your party is good to go with all of the above, post a link somewhere in this thread to make sure I don't miss you!

At 8PM EST Friday a Primary thread will be posted by yours truly, in which the members of EoFF will vote for which parties they want to head into the super, ultra, mega important, General Election!

2. After the Primary, the General Election begins, pitting the two victors against each other in all out constitutional war! The Parties will need to rally members from whom where once adversaries, not to mention win over the General Eyes on Public. The parties will have to figure find representatives, take part in debates, and of course, wage expensive promotional campaigns! More will be posted about the General Election when we get there. :)

Members, start your parties!

Freya
03-31-2010, 04:29 AM
'BOUT TIME!

Madonna
03-31-2010, 06:30 AM
I am inordinately pleased by this unleashing; love me hard, elsie!

Jiro
03-31-2010, 06:58 AM
When you want to win, and have a goddamn great time doing it, you need to call on us. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131010-apocalypse-party.html)

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 07:11 AM
Can I add a little rule, EB?

Namely that party threads have [Elections] in the title somewhere just so people don't get confused. Standard procedure, no need to fret!

rubah
03-31-2010, 07:19 AM
Fatties Galore: http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131013-fat-chocobos-elections.html

Tavrobel
03-31-2010, 07:23 AM
It's been over a year since the induction of Rye as Eyes On's President, and AVALANCHE's destruction of the evil Shin-Ra party.

Man I got out of that :bou::bou::bou::bou: at just the right time.

Momiji
03-31-2010, 07:30 AM
TAV

LET US LIBERATE MORE MEAL TICKETS FROM THE OTHER PARTIES

:D

Dignified Pauper
03-31-2010, 09:10 AM
Marick D. Pauper here, broadcasting to you live from the Eyeson Election Headquarters where we are kicking off this year's election in style. As many of you know, the election, headed by the Election Booth, is done every year with various parties running a myriad of smear campaigns.

Stay tuned for my next broadcast when all the parties are announced and I release an official history of each.

***This message brought to you by the Fat Chocobo's - Overweight? Us too.

Pheesh
03-31-2010, 09:24 AM
First party to have a senior member involved in a sex scandal gets my vote.

Aerith's Knight
03-31-2010, 09:49 AM
First party to have a senior member involved in a sex scandal gets my vote.

See people? There is a reason to hire me.

~*~Celes~*~
03-31-2010, 09:54 AM
On one hand, I feel obligated to join the Fat Chocobo Party because my restaurant in Restaurant City is named Fat Chocobo's. On the other hand, I do like to party and have fun...

Such a dilema :(

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 10:13 AM
There's probably going to be more parties being made soon anyway, so it's best to hold back like I am doing and see what else shows up! I don't want to commit early and miss out on somethin' bitchin' cool.

Aerith's Knight
03-31-2010, 10:17 AM
I'd make a bitchin' group, but all the members that would actually co-found don't number up to 4. :D

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 10:21 AM
The Dennis Party. Only Dennises allowed.

Rodarian
03-31-2010, 10:23 AM
Convince me to which party I should join...

Aerith's Knight
03-31-2010, 10:24 AM
Is your name Dennis? Because if so, do I have the party for you.

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 10:25 AM
Convince me to which party I should join...You should make your own. The Hot Rod party! Full of...Hot Rods I guess. I don't know.

Aerith's Knight
03-31-2010, 10:27 AM
The Psychotic party. The party for psychos and the mentally insane. You should have no trouble finding members.

Breine
03-31-2010, 10:53 AM
Yay elections!

Rodarian
03-31-2010, 11:12 AM
Convince me to which party I should join...You should make your own. The Hot Rod party! Full of...Hot Rods I guess. I don't know.

But I sux at making banners... :P

Although its very tempting to do so.

G13
03-31-2010, 02:26 PM
I never got invited to parties in high school so why should I feel left out now?

...

:crying2:

demondude
03-31-2010, 02:33 PM
I never got invited to parties in high school so why should I feel left out now?

...

:crying2:

It is the fault of the frowning one himself. The almighty grinning one will allow you to take sweet revenge against the ones who crushed you. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131017-happy-smilers-elections.html)

Jiro
03-31-2010, 03:37 PM
Guardian, join the Apocalypse Party. Your services will be put to good use!

demondude
03-31-2010, 03:39 PM
It is too late, for he has traded his soul for the true cause.

Pheesh
03-31-2010, 03:41 PM
Guardian, join the Apocalypse Party. Your services will be put to good use!

I'll put your FACE to good use*. Oooh burn. I think I'm getting the hang of this smear campaign stuff.

*the use of adding more grins to the world.

Jiro
03-31-2010, 04:15 PM
The Apocalypse Party is above such petty smearing. We go for something a lot larger.
http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Unhappybitches.png

demondude
03-31-2010, 04:21 PM
You ... heathen!

Jiro
03-31-2010, 04:27 PM
Don't be messing with my flow, ya hear? I've got better things to do.

Timekeeper
03-31-2010, 05:45 PM
You don't like them, I don't like you, you don't like me. I destroyed Alderaan. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131021-i-didnt-like-any-other-parties-so-i-joined-party-party-elections.html)

rubah
03-31-2010, 06:48 PM
Jiro vs. Timekeeper :O!

Jiro
03-31-2010, 07:09 PM
I love it because we are in the same room, across from each other, duelling. I AM THE BETTER AUSTRALIAN

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 08:41 PM
I think I like Timekeeper's party best but nobody has any real gimmick that I want to roll with yet.

I don't want to make a party but so help me god I will if nobody does something nuts soon. :colbert:

demondude
03-31-2010, 08:45 PM
Man, my party revolves around an omnipotent god who forces huge smiles upon its believers and punishes sinners by bolting the bottom of their jaw to the floor and ripping their mouth open. How is that not cool?

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 08:52 PM
I don't want that thing in my sig.

I don't want that thing in your sig.

demondude
03-31-2010, 08:53 PM
That thing is just one of the many forms of the almighty grinning one. I would be prepared to share a different banner with you containing a different form of his, but you must first hand your soul to the almighty grinning one.

Mister Adequate
03-31-2010, 09:11 PM
Good day. No longer shall your treachery and malefaction rule (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131026-peoples-democratic-party-republic-eyeson-election.html#post2819436).

Election Booth
03-31-2010, 10:25 PM
Quick announcement: If you don't have enough members, a slogan, a motto, a presidential and vice presidential candidate, or post a link to your thread somewhere in this thread, your party shall not appear on the ballot. Just keep that in mind over the next few days.

The Almighty Grinning One
03-31-2010, 10:25 PM
Purrrr~ (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131017-happy-smilers-elections.html)

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 11:02 PM
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131028-zombie-party-providing-brain-filled-future-your-children-elections.html

Election Booth
03-31-2010, 11:43 PM
EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION BECAUSE THIS IS A REALLY FREAKING IMPORTANT ANNOUNCEMENT!

Thank you. Your parties must be ballot ready (see first post for details) by 8PM EST Friday. That gives you ~2 days and 2 hours. Good luck.

Psychotic
03-31-2010, 11:49 PM
Ballet ready?

Is that Swan Lake or the Nutcracker Suite?

Mister Adequate
04-01-2010, 01:49 AM
Quick announcement: If you don't have enough members, a slogan, a motto, a presidential and vice presidential candidate, or post a link to your thread somewhere in this thread, your party shall not appear on the ballot. Just keep that in mind over the next few days.

As we can see, the very institutions of this site are constructed to ensure that the status quo is maintained and the membership cannot ever truly elect a candidate who will be effective and can operate on their mandate.

Jiro
04-01-2010, 02:21 AM
Y'all needn't worry. The Apocalypse Party has the goods, we'll see you through til the very end and make it a cracker of a send off. And you thought Y2K was a damn rocking night? You just want and see the finale of our party.

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 02:33 AM
A Brief History of the Apocalypse (http://www.abhota.info/end1.htm)
Look how many times the end of the world was supposed to come. :p

Jiro
04-01-2010, 03:17 AM
I ignore your point (it's not Serious Time) and instead offer you a display of the fun that Apocalypse members can have any where, any time.

http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/148/l_f91b8fc0b3db463487450472442d50ec.jpg
http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/126/l_028f245edbe94e88bf3d75915e98abb5.jpg

Jiro
04-01-2010, 07:04 AM
Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

Final Fantasy XIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiii/131039-well-you-change-classes-like-x-2-a.html)
Wonder Square (http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/131041-what-dance-move-fits-above-person.html#post2819906)
General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131042-booze-thread.html)
Eyes on Each Other (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/131044-my-friends-dont-dance.html)
The Lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/131045-music-you-can-move-your-feet-too.html)
General Gaming (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/131049-drinking-games-video-games.html)
Artist's Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/131053-happy-hour.html)
Graphic Design Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/131059-happy-fun-icons-galore.html#post2820002)
Writer's Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131074-s-hell-hath-no-fury-like-how-we-party.html#post2820136)
Role Playing Threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/role-playing-threads/131063-rp-welcome-government-bitches.html)
Eizon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eizon-rediscovery/131064-contributions-eizon-public-holidays.html)
Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/help-forum/131062-i-need-find-friends.html#post2820007)
Feedback (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/131067-merry-elections.html#post2820032)
Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/131060-matoyas-crib.html#post2819996)
Final Fantasy II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ii/131065-eoff-drunkenly-plays-final-fantasy-ii.html#post2820027)
Final Fantasy III (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iii/131072-dont-quit-your-day-job.html#post2820097)
Final Fantasy IV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iv/131070-tower-babil.html#post2820135)
Final Fantasy V (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/131071-pop-culture.html#post2820093)
Final Fantasy VI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/131068-final-fantasy-vi-band.html#post2820056)
Final Fantasy VII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/131056-7th-heaven.html#post2819983)
Final Fantasy VII Compilation (http://forums.eyesonff.com/compilation-final-fantasy-vii/131069-advent-children-complete-remix.html#post2820072)
Final Fantasy VIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/131057-g-garden-homeboys.html#post2819987)
Final Fantasy IX (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ix/131055-mene-choco.html#post2819977)
Final Fantasy X and X2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-x-x-2/131054-hot-springs-scene.html#post2819961)
Final Fantasy XI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xi-online/131052-collect-ah.html#post2819956)
Final Fantasy XII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/131051-penelo-baby.html#post2819944)
Final Fantasy XIV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiv-online/131050-tambourine-man.html#post2819934)
Final Fantasy Dissidia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/dissidia-final-fantasy/131046-ffdddr.html#post2819924)
Final Fantasy Tactics (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-tactics/131043-importance-dancer-class.html#post2819917)
General Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/131040-hiphoppest-character-yo.html#post2819903)
Video Game Music (http://forums.eyesonff.com/video-game-music-final-fantasy-media/131038-its-always-dance-time.html#post2819897)
Kingdom Hearts (http://forums.eyesonff.com/heart-body-kingdom-kingdom-hearts/131036-quick-hit-tri-rangle.html#post2819889)
General Square Enix (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-square-enix/131037-playa-maker.html#post2819891)

Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 07:06 AM
Finish the task before you gloat

Tavrobel
04-01-2010, 08:17 AM
Any new threads in SV as a result of the Elections and not a serious, thought-out suggestion will be summarily deleted. You've been warned.

G13
04-01-2010, 08:18 AM
501st Legion Party ( http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131061-501st-legion-party-elections.html)

Still need one member if anyone's interested. :)

Loony BoB
04-01-2010, 12:21 PM
April Fools, everybody! Having another EoFF Elections is all actually just a big joke. Of course, this means they're cancelled.

Aerith's Knight
04-01-2010, 04:33 PM
That almost makes me sad.

...almost. :shifty:

Psychotic
04-01-2010, 06:02 PM
Also jsyk the Fat Chocobos will win this because the #eoff-affiliated party nearly always wins. But nobody will pay any attention to them because the #eoff-affiliated party is nearly always the most boring party too. :shobon:

PROVE ME WRONG.

(marick freaking out doesn't count)

Rodarian
04-01-2010, 07:14 PM
What party should I join.. I can't decide!!

The Almighty Grinning One
04-01-2010, 07:16 PM
*nudges Rodarian's leg and looks toward Happy Smilers and Zombie Party*

*lies down and sleeps*

Rodarian
04-01-2010, 07:33 PM
sorry I can't do religious..... ;_;... I need something more...

Psychotic
04-01-2010, 07:35 PM
Zombies aren't about religion. Zombies are about brains and wrecking other people's things.

While looking good.

rubah
04-01-2010, 07:44 PM
Also jsyk the Fat Chocobos will win this because the #eoff-affiliated party nearly always wins. But nobody will pay any attention to them because the #eoff-affiliated party is nearly always the most boring party too. :shobon:

PROVE ME WRONG.

(marick freaking out doesn't count)

I'll do my best!

Madonna
04-02-2010, 01:10 AM
I seriously wonder what the Fat Chocobos are offering other than being chatty; reading their thread would be a good start, huh?

rubah
04-02-2010, 02:38 AM
we're offering N^_~ and food discussion!

Jiro
04-02-2010, 04:56 AM
Rodarian, we over you babes and booze and a good time. Can you resist?'

Oh and our babes are real unlike the Babe Keepers. Although those guys go alright by me.

G13
04-02-2010, 08:06 AM
Why not join us Rodarian? You can be a troop in the Sith Lord's army!

Timekeeper
04-02-2010, 05:26 PM
sorry I can't do religious..... ;_;... I need something more...

Hateful?
(http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131021-i-didnt-like-any-other-parties-so-i-joined-party-party-elections.html)

Rodarian
04-02-2010, 08:32 PM
Jiro has something tempting to offer...

demondude
04-02-2010, 09:02 PM
Join ... the horde ....

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 09:03 PM
:zombie:

Tavrobel
04-02-2010, 09:10 PM
Join ... the horde ....

Scourge. Get your factions right.

demondude
04-02-2010, 09:17 PM
Never, I am Forsaken.

Fonzie
04-02-2010, 09:19 PM
WoW references make my head hurt :zombie:

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 09:43 PM
Goddamn nerds.

Rodarian
04-02-2010, 10:10 PM
I've joined Jiro! :D

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 10:26 PM
I've joined Jiro! :D

You chose correctly.

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 10:29 PM
I've joined Jiro! :D
You look tasty :zombie:

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 10:40 PM
I've joined Jiro! :D
You look tasty :zombie:

BOOM! Headshot.
http://img19.imageshack.us/img19/4880/76878995.png

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 10:42 PM
That tickles. :zombie:

Psychotic
04-02-2010, 10:43 PM
Original. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2822601-post243.html) :greenie:

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 10:50 PM
Pft, you can't shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 10:53 PM
Pft, you can't shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.
You can. In health class someone spoke to us about how his brother did. :(

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 10:54 PM
Not with your shoes on you can't.

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 10:55 PM
Think outside the box

G13
04-03-2010, 12:09 AM
Pft, you can't shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.
You can. In health class someone spoke to us about how his brother did. :(

How macabre.

Ace Protorney
04-03-2010, 12:47 AM
Submitting the <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131035-party-babe-keepers-elections.html">Party of the Babe Keepers</a>.

Ultima Shadow
04-03-2010, 01:05 AM
Pft, you can't shoot yourself in the head with a shotgun.
You can. In health class someone spoke to us about how his brother did. :(
So remember kids: shooting yourself with a shotgun in the head is bad for your health.

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 01:08 AM
However, shooting yourself in the head with an evoker is a great way to start a party!

Dignified Pauper
04-03-2010, 01:48 AM
Also jsyk the Fat Chocobos will win this because the #eoff-affiliated party nearly always wins. But nobody will pay any attention to them because the #eoff-affiliated party is nearly always the most boring party too. :shobon:

PROVE ME WRONG.

(marick freaking out doesn't count)

This week, Psychotic, now branded as Necrotic upon becoming a member of the Zombie Party, has smeared the Fat Chocobo Party. Upon request for comment, he was not available.

Marick D. Pauper left a stern remark for the individual about his tone through this campaign against him. The vendetta between these two individuals has grown stronger over time. The origins behind this rivalry has been lost to the annals of Eyeson's history. What the EoFF Post does know, is that this year's election are going to be more divisive than ever.

The EoFF Post, while not being able to speak with Necrotic, one of our readers, who wishes to remain anonymous, sent us this photo of him getting ready for the annual Easter Egg Hunt, set to kick off at Eyeson's own Fat Chocobo Restaurant.

http://www.lucaproductions.com/zombiebob/assets/images/ZombieBobBar.jpg

Fat Chocobo's President, Rubah, and Vice President -N- were also unavailable for contact. However, Press Secretary, Marick D. Pauper commented on the photo to say "We at the Fat Chocobo Restaurant are committed to the highest sense of confidentiality. We won't be commenting on the photo, or on the status of any of our patrons."

The Apocalypse Party did comment however, with their merry band of sandwich-sign wearing members, endorsing drugs in, what they believe is, the final days of Eyeson.

I'm Marick D. Pauper.

You stay classy, Eyes On F.F.

exit stage right

This message brought to you by the EoFF Post.

Fonzie
04-03-2010, 04:49 AM
Sometimes I wish Marick would just go and get banned again =/

jk marick lol good job on the newspost even though I didn't read it!

Election Booth
04-03-2010, 04:52 AM
Well, the deadline has gone and passed, so I'll closed this thread now. :)