The Apocalypse Party

[Psychotic]

Why are you guys in our thread anyway? This is Zombietopia now.

[Fonzie]

seriously, I'm about call a zombie role call in this here thread, h'yuck :zombie:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

This still belongs to the Apocalypse Party!

http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7927593652/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/14/full_780754564.jpg

I will not go down without a fight!

I will summon Leviathan if I have to!

[demondude]

You think cult tactics will work against me? Until my skin began flaking off and I hungered for flesh and brains, I had distant memories of pointy hats and great Gods. The brains .... are worth everything forgotten.

[Psychotic]

Ahhhhhh, this is the life. Sippin' blood from my skull cup. It's a tough work, being undead, but the rewards are worth it.

[qwertysaur]

Thundaga! :zombie:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I think that cutting off your head, shooting you with salt rocks, stabbing you in the heart with a silver blade and having Leviathan tear you to shreds will be sufficient enough.

[Fonzie]

I'm digging our new thread you guys :zombie:


I think that cutting off your head, shooting you with salt rocks, stabbing you in the heart with a silver blade and having Leviathan tear you to shreds will be sufficient enough.

this isn't D&D though lol :zombie:

[Freya]

Oh you change that thread title back right now! :mad2:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Thundaga! :zombie:

You think I don't have counters for that? *sighs*

Also changing thread title, so not fair!

[Psychotic]

I feel sorry for you guys so I'll let you have your title back. It's sort of like taking candy from a baby. Or a brain from an Apocalite.

[qwertysaur]

I call upon the god of the sea, drown the foes in everasting sorrow.

Come, ZOMBLIATHAN!

[Madame Adequate]

*Zombified SWAT member wearing a bulletproof helmet*

Heh, what now? :smug:

[demondude]

*Vomits blood and maggots*

[demondude]

Already been posted. You are slow, you should join the shambling ones .....

[Freya]

Scott, you're a zombie you can't cast magic!

[Fonzie]

http://api.ning.com/files/VkHuxpJ5KKRD7VNjxwCzaEC2dImEqVbXazKWH7fhmrbWILDtbI36GAiMMU2nzj7gxL97IlOyB2IFc0SrbiAyDvL-q-NvNQTt/ZombieKillit.jpg

guido's will not stop the undead :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

We have already gotten hux. He is THE most prepared member to fight a zombie, good luck stopping him. :zombert:

[demondude]

Scott, you're a zombie you can't cast magic!

Sounds like you are panicking. :zombie:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I SUMMON THEE LEVIATHAN!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/leviathan2.gif

TIDAL WAVE! Wash away these zombies~

[Psychotic]

Hey, Aerith's Knight?

SHE'S ONE OF US.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/1157753xq9.jpg

[qwertysaur]

Yes I can. I can summon too, good luck fighting the zombified Leviathan

[Freya]

He doesn't have a PhD. In Zombiology does he? I think not.

*shoots another zombie*

[Fonzie]

I SUMMON THEE LEVIATHAN!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/leviathan2.gif

TIDAL WAVE! Wash away these zombies~

what is that

a salamander splashed water at us? :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

I already summoned Leviathan. he can not answer your call.

[demondude]

You can shoot us ... the maggots will feast upon our dead skin and become infected. They will find you and infect you, they will suck your blood and make babies in your skin. There is no end, no salvation. :zombie:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Wow, evidentially you don't know the difference between reptiles and amphibians, but that's okay, you are a zombie.

No, more like a monsoon to wash you away.


EDIT:

One, you summoned some zombified abonimation.

Two, I am THE summoner of Leviathan. Not A summoner of Leviathan. THE.

[qwertysaur]

Salvation is to feast :zombert:

[Aerith's Knight]

Hey, Aerith's Knight?

SHE'S ONE OF US.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/1157753xq9.jpg

..Too harsh. :(

[Freya]

Don't make me get sasquatch out :colbert:

http://th01.deviantart.net/fs8/300W/i/2005/355/6/b/sasquatch_fighting_zombies____by_SAGG.jpg

[Fonzie]

Wow, evidentially you don't know the difference between reptiles and amphibians, but that's okay, you are a zombie.

No, more like a monsoon to wash you away.

too bad leviathan isn't real so therefore it can't be classified using taxonomy

so it's definitely a salamander :zombie:

[Psychotic]

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

^^^^^
Us

:eek: :whimper: :barf:

^^^^^^
You

[Aerith's Knight]

Even in the apocalypse, you run away from the zombies, and just generally have a good time until they get you.

That's what this party is about.

[Fonzie]

you guys need to get down with the sickness :zombie:

only then will we be able to cure those 3 copies of chromosome 21 you guys possess :zombert:

[Freya]

http://blog.al.com/techcetera/2008/07/onechanbarax1.jpg

I dunno seeing as how we can take out a lot with one person it isn't that hard.

[Psychotic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sandcrawler_arrives.jpg

*yoink*

Hey guys thanks for the Sandcrawler. That was mighty generous of you. Heck, I might even let you keep your toes.

[Fonzie]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sandcrawler_arrives.jpg

*yoink*

Hey guys thanks for the Sandcrawler. That was mighty generous of you. Heck, I might even let you keep your toes.

hell yeah to the zombie party bus :zombie:

[demondude]

We will use it to house the organs of our harvest as well as a hunting vehicle.

[Freya]

That's not ours. Ours doesn't look like that, you can have that one.

[Psychotic]

That's not yours? Well thanks for that, Captain Obvious. We know it's not yours because we just stole it. :roll2

[Madame Adequate]

She's right, that's not theirs. It's ours now. On account of our eating the crew.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

You are arguing Leviathan is not really while claiming to be zombies, yeah, okay. And you say we're the ones lacking brains.

That's it. I am going to call upon the scariest force in anime fandom: Yaoi Fangirls. You might laugh now, but if you ever met a flock of them at a convention, you will know what to fear.

Meanwhile, I'll brush up on my White Magic and just cast an AoE Holy spell to protect us. :D

[demondude]

Well if you go with the argument that zombies are not real then that would be admittance that leviathan is not real. :zombert: Besides, if you hadn't noticed Zombies are currently pwning your party.

[qwertysaur]

Dispel!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I am not arguing that, I am merely saying for a zombie to argue that Leviathan is not real is the pot calling the kettle black.

Too weak. Scotty. It is continually being casted. :P

*continues to chant*

[Captain Maxx Power]

To all of you zombie losers who are coming here and stinking the place up with your fail comments and pointless, meandering, petty excuses for "insults" that are less potent than your sexual organs, allow me to make myself very clear.

This...
http://www.internationalhero.co.uk/a/ashed1.jpg

is my BOOMSTICK.

Now get the hell out of our thread you scum-sucking, undead rotting piles of excrement.

[demondude]

ur face

[Psychotic]

*eats TSoL's throat*

Can't chant if you can't talk, breathe....well I guess you're not a breather anymore. Oh well! :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

zombie Leviathan, tidal wave!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I am in the middle of the spell, so how would you eat my throat? The spell is design to kill you instantly if you enter it. :p

*continues to chant*

*the Real Leviathan counters*

[Psychotic]

petty excuses for "insults" that are less potent than your sexual organsirony :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

Silencega!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*Leviathan blocks*

*chants* Going to work, laters~

[qwertysaur]

Silencega is a multi hit spell, you can not block the entire spell.

[Fonzie]

I am not arguing that, I am merely saying for a zombie to argue that Leviathan is not real is the pot calling the kettle black.

Too weak. Scotty. It is continually being casted. :P

*continues to chant*

chanting a salamander will get you no where :zombie:

[Aerith's Knight]

You do know that soft tissue rots first, right?

That means your wing-wang.

[Psychotic]

You do know that soft tissue rots first, right?

That means your wing-wang.Next time we play Halo, Dennis, I will show you how soft my wing-wang truly is. :aimkiss:

[Iceglow]

The zombie party bus is not quite ready yet!!!!

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/zombiecrawlerarrives.png

There thats better!

[qwertysaur]

:zombie:

[Captain Maxx Power]

irony :zombie:

O well la de da, yonder corpse can't even come up with decent comebacks, though considering his previous posts in this thread I was as surprised at his incompetence as I was when I learned water is wet. Can someone shoot him in the head and put him out of his misery? It must hurt to be that lame.

[Psychotic]

WE'VE DONE OUR BIT, LADS!

Victory! Victory over the living ones! Let's all board the bus and head back home with our captured slaves.

NEXT STOP: BRAINS!

[qwertysaur]

Don't forget our enlightened member!
:zombie:

[Freya]

God. You captured some other sandcrawler! Ours has lights and an awesome sound system! Take yours and leave because we still have ours!

http://www.adrianwerner.neostrada.pl/2007/left4dead.jpg

[qwertysaur]

Zombivich gaves us the keys, it's all good. :zombert:

[Captain Maxx Power]

WE'VE DONE OUR BIT, LADS!

Victory! Victory over the living ones! Let's all board the bus and head back home with our captured slaves.

NEXT STOP: BRAINS!

Yes that's it! Declare victory and then run away like a bunch of pussies. That'll show us!

[Iceglow]

Hmm nah your sand crawler sucked. It was way too gaudy and those lights and speakers were killing the speed so I de-modified it however I couldn't go anywhere without advertising our favourite junk food :P

[qwertysaur]

Just for good measure. :zombie:
<img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg">

[Psychotic]

Yes that's it! Declare victory and then run away like a bunch of pussies. That'll show us!One of your leaders begged me to stop, so. :shobon:

[Captain Maxx Power]

One of your leaders begged me to stop, so. :shobon:

Damn, I was just getting into the swing of things. I'll start writing up insults for when we get to the rounds.

[qwertysaur]

I do encourage you all to play pokemon though.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/131131-eyes-plays-pokemon-second-generation.html

[Psychotic]

One of your leaders begged me to stop, so. :shobon:

Damn, I was just getting into the swing of things. I'll start writing up insults for when we get to the rounds.Looking forward to clashing swords with you again, you old sea dog. It'll be just like old times.

For now, thanks for the lunch! We'll see you again real soon! :zombie:

[Quina]

If the world ends before I can get all I can eat at the buffet, can I get my money back?

[Rebellious Eagle]

Exactly why are the zombies invading us again? I don't appreciate their dead-ness here. >:(

[qwertysaur]

Because we sampled you and could not get enough :zombie:

[Freya]

Well at least we have a badass story. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131074-s-hell-hath-no-fury-like-how-we-party.html#post2822002)

GOD DAMNIT SCOTT! Please stop posting my picture everywhere I do not appreciate it!

[Rodarian]

*shoots downs Zombies*

Now then...Lets Party!! :D:cool:

[Momiji]

Exactly why are the zombies invading us again? I don't appreciate their dead-ness here. >:(

I'm eating your brains first.

:jess:

[NorthernChaosGod]

We have already gotten hux. He is THE most prepared member to fight a zombie, good luck stopping him. :zombert:

Nigga, plz. That's me, doesn't he live in England where you can't even own a knife?

Now you zombies get the hell of our thread and the hell away from our partycrawler.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images//5/58/Francis.jpg

[Fonzie]

We have already gotten hux. He is THE most prepared member to fight a zombie, good luck stopping him. :zombert:

Nigga, plz. That's me, doesn't he live in England where you can't even own a knife?

Now you zombies get the hell of our thread and the hell away from our partycrawler.

http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/left4dead/images//5/58/Francis.jpg

you chose like the worst zombie killer out of all of them

Barry is the only logical one :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

We already took it :zombie:

[Rebellious Eagle]

Bah. These zombies are no match for my taekwondo skills, of course.

[Fonzie]

Bah. These zombies are no match for my taekwondo skills, of course.

you'd get bitten in a heartbeat and become infected though :zombie:

not the best strategy :zombert:

[qwertysaur]

I'm a second degree black belt, remember. :zombie:

[Rebellious Eagle]

Uhh...I'll be a second degree come October. So ha!
(and I'm also younger and possibly more agile than all of you)

[qwertysaur]

I have long limbs, so I'm trained to use them. I also know the Sword, Staff and Nunchaku. Sparing you would be a lot of fun though :zombie:

[Rebellious Eagle]

I hate sparring. The guys always kick me in the chest because I bet they think it doesn't hurt. 8(

[qwertysaur]

They are supposed to not kick hard at all. The goal is a tap to the target point. :zombie:

[Rebellious Eagle]

Fail. We pummel each other to the ground because it's more fun that way.
Besides, sparring a zombie wouldn't be fun. I'd get zombie guts all over my nice clothes. :(

[NorthernChaosGod]

you chose like the worst zombie killer out of all of them

Barry is the only logical one :zombie:
Bitch plz, I ain't black and I ain't old.


We already took it :zombie:

You're a red smear on the wall now, shush.

[qwertysaur]

A green smear. :zombert:

[Aerith's Knight]

That's why I joined this club. Girls fighting off zombies in ill-fitting tank tops.

[qwertysaur]

Chill out and dance. We have a song for you :zombie:
YouTube - Re: Your Brains by Jonathan Coulton Song and Lyrics (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OARmqz48Mh0)

[Rebellious Eagle]

That's why I joined this club. Girls fighting off zombies in ill-fitting tank tops.

NO WAY
Too much skin there. I prefer t-shirts, thanks.

[NorthernChaosGod]

A green smear. :zombert:

Damn zombies, don't even know the color of blood. I see the real reason you eat brains.

[Freya]

YouTube - Creature Feature - Aim For The Head (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCx0N-_5wrQ)

[Rebellious Eagle]

A green smear. :zombert:

Damn zombies, don't even know the color of blood. I see the real reason you eat brains.

That was a nice one, NCG.

[qwertysaur]

I bleed green :zombie:

[Aerith's Knight]

That's why I joined this club. Girls fighting off zombies in ill-fitting tank tops.

NO WAY
Too much skin there. I prefer t-shirts, thanks.

Fine fine, ill-fitting T-shirts. As long as you kill them zombies.

[Fonzie]

you chose like the worst zombie killer out of all of them

Barry is the only logical one :zombie:
Bitch plz, I ain't black and I ain't old.


We already took it :zombie:

You're a red smear on the wall now, shush.

Dude. Barry is the middle-aged white guy from Resident Evil who has the best gun in the game.

apparently you know nothing lol :zombie:

[Agent Proto]

I like how this party went from "The end is near!! Fuck it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"

[Freya]

They are ruining our partying!

[qwertysaur]

The true face of the party is exposed, that's why we (mostly) left :zombie:

[demondude]

This whole party is a joke! You said you would run and party, and now you're like 'BAAAWWW TEH ZOMBEES R RUINING R PARTE'

Disgusting. :zombert:

[Psychotic]

Well, this is Zombietopia now. I can't say I blame them for not wanting to party or apocalypse or whatever the hell it is they used to be about before we showed up anymore.

[The Almighty Grinning One]

WTF. You promised me pussy and now this? Should have stuck with my friggin' cult of lunatics. FYI, I'm outta this craphole.

[Aerith's Knight]

I like how this party went from "The end is near!! smurf it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"

I'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.

[Freya]

Our zombie killing IS a party :D

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, Barry. Wasn't he a traitor? Fuck that guy.


WTF. You promised me pussy and now this? Should have stuck with my friggin' cult of lunatics.

Kill a couple zombies and I'm sure Zoey will be more than pleased to... please you. ;)

[Fonzie]

I like how this party went from "The end is near!! smurf it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"

I'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.

mister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:


Oh, Barry. Wasn't he a traitor? smurf that guy.
)

how can this guy be continually wrong about Barry O_o :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

He got demoted. Even I can teabag him how :zombie:

[Aerith's Knight]

I like how this party went from "The end is near!! smurf it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"

I'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.

mister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:

while killing 'em

While killing them

While they are killing

[Fonzie]

I like how this party went from "The end is near!! smurf it, let's party" to "OH :bou::bou::bou::bou: ZOMBIES!!! KiLL EM!!!"

I'm just here for the chicks looking good while killing 'em some zombies.

mister AK, I haven't seen you kill a zombie yet :zombie:

[demondude]

You leave it to the girls? Pussy. :zombert:

[Aerith's Knight]

What? They can handle it. You tried, what happened to you again?

[demondude]

I became part of the best smurfing election party ever!

[Aerith's Knight]

Ah, but we have the living females. Can't beat that. :cool:

[qwertysaur]

The babe keepers :zombert:

[Aerith's Knight]

I said "living" (ergo, real). I know, may be a bit hard to understand, having no brain and all.

[qwertysaur]

Go vote in the hottest VG babe tournament, sponsored by the Hot babe keepers before I feast on you :zombert:, then go play pokemon generation II sponsored by the Zombie party. :zombert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://img100.imageshack.us/img100/9223/scorpion5sn.png

Do do do.

*blows up zombies*

"Usually, the good Lord works in mysterious ways. But not today! This here is 66 tons of straight-up, H.E-spewing dee-vine intervention! If God is love, then you can call me 'Cupid'!"

[demondude]

I said "living" (ergo, real). I know, may be a bit hard to understand, having no brain and all.

There is only one girl in this group who is of a decent age.

[qwertysaur]

<img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20050419033514/touhou/images/5/52/Spark_lesson.jpg">

[Agent Proto]

Well, this party can't claim Zoey as theirs because she's from a game, and that is our department. But that doesn't mean we won't share, so enjoy a picture courtesy of the Babe Keepers!

http://i442.photobucket.com/albums/qq146/umbrellachemicalinc/Left%204%20Dead/5188376.jpg

[Freya]

Too bad I already used her as a avatar before you claimed her. SORRY!

[Slothy]

Our zombie killing IS a party :D

Damn straight. Nothing better than downing some brews, having unprotected sex with multiple partners, and shooting some zombies in the head.

One at a time or all at once. It's all good baby.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck yeah, zombie killing.

Also, that's not a very good picture of Zoey. Her face looks very... off.

[I Took the Red Pill]

I SUMMON THEE LEVIATHAN!

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y48/fading_into_reality/leviathan2.gif

TIDAL WAVE! Wash away these zombies~Yeah sorry dude but nobody's afraid of your Dratini.

[Jiro]

Man, this is a blast! I love shooting up and then shooting zombies!

[Fonzie]

Man, this is a blast! I love shooting up and then shooting zombies!

I didn't take you for someone that did heroin. Respect minus two :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

It would probably help if you didn't miss. :zombert:

[Jiro]

I didn't take you for someone that did heroin. Respect minus two :zombie:

You're going to have to take off more than two if you wanna stand on equal ground there sonny. I don't respect you zombie bitches in the slightest. You just look nice with bullet holes.

[qwertysaur]

Don't dope, play pokemon! :zombert:

[Jiro]

It would probably help if you didn't miss. :zombert:

There's so many of you disgusting :bou::bou::bou::bou:s that I can't miss! Even if I miss you I can still boom headshot ol' zombarella over there. Gonna be a blast in more ways than one :jess:

[qwertysaur]

What if you hit Zomidovich though? :zombie:

[Jiro]

The only way to save him is for him to die. He is a traitor to his brethren and for that, he must pay with his unlife.

[qwertysaur]

Oh, what a great logical point. Logic. You look so... tasty that you have some brain cells left. :zombie:

[Værn]

Oh, for the love of...
*Uses Turn Undead and wipes out all of the zombies with a brilliant burst of holy light*
Somebody else play a freaking cleric once in a while and stop leaving all of the undead to me >=O

[Jiro]

I'm not handing over any of my brain cells to you dirty things. Y'all can go diaf bitches.


Looks like it might be zombie huntin' season after all.
http://www.gun-world.net/italy/beretta/92_96/taurus_pt92.jpg

[qwertysaur]

All we want to do is eat your brains
We're not unreasonable, no ones gonna eat your eyes :zombie:

[Jiro]

You can have my eyes, I don't need them to know you guys are ugly fuckers. I also don't need them to be able to shoot you; you guys smell like some strange combination of baby crap and tomato sauce

[qwertysaur]

I made spaghetti and brainballs! :zombie:

[Jiro]

I made a pile of zombie corpses :jess:

[qwertysaur]

This is Jiro --> :jiro:

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :jiro: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

[Jiro]

You just... that was supposed to be a secret. HOW COULD YOU?!

http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/ss1.jpg

[qwertysaur]

:zombert:

[Jiro]

Pres: Jiro
VP: Freya
Motto: The end is nigh, so let's get high
Slogan: Be high on life, booze, drugs, even sexual exploitation, it's the end of the world and there is no reason not to party!

There you go EB

[qwertysaur]

They why are you not partying. I'll join in after feasting a bit at the buffet with Quina :zombie:

[Momiji]

your brains are mushy from the drugs and alcohol

that makes them easier for us to digest

thank you for making our job easier

[Jiro]

Who said I wasn't partying?

[qwertysaur]

You said it was 24 hour serious time!

[Timekeeper]

STOP STEALING MY GODDAMN SANDCRAWLER!!!

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/sandcrawler_arrives.jpg

*yoink*

Hey guys thanks for the Sandcrawler. That was mighty generous of you. Heck, I might even let you keep your toes.


Seriously, wtf is this?

[Unbreakable Will]

You just... that was supposed to be a secret. HOW COULD YOU?!

http://100megsfree4.com/abcsofdbz/gallery/ss1.jpg
http://mirror.servut.us/kuvat/motivation/supersaiyan.jpg

[NorthernChaosGod]

That cat is the cutest Goddamn thing ever.

Jiro, you're late. We could have used your help earlier, they were all over the place. Drive my tank.

[Captain Maxx Power]

Has anyone claimed Francis yet? I want to be Francis.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I say these silly zombies need have no lives since they're spamming up our thread and not their own.
(Oh wow, no pun intended.)

[demondude]

That's politics for you. We make your party of sissy boozers cooler anyway.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

DON'T FORGET TO VOTE THE APOCALYPSE PARTY IN THE PRIMARY! :D

[Rebellious Eagle]

Of course I wouldn't! What kind of member do you take me for? I would never vote for those disgraceful zombies. :O

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

:D <3

[Breine]

Sorry I haven't been active the last couple of days, but I've been busy moving - and the internet here sucks so far.. so I have to work some things out before I can fully use it :(

Anyway, I'll have a beer and a smoke tonight and think of all you fellow apocalypse members! :beer:

WROCK ON!

[qwertysaur]

We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys. :zombert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Has anyone claimed Francis yet? I want to be Francis.
Yeah, man. Me. Haha, I already changed my avatar and sig back though.


We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys. :zombert:

Liar!

[qwertysaur]

Prove it! :zombert:

[Iceglow]

Also he might have taken it but I re-styled it in better style than you ever had.

[Timekeeper]

We did not steal the sandcrawler. Zombidovich gave us the keys. :zombert:

And where do you think Zombidovich got those?

http://doulifee.com//Storage/aceatt/GyakutenHeroes/1-ani-phoenix-bravado.gif

[Jiro]

He stole them off me. :colbert:

And the cut out the middle man, I stole them off Timekeeper

[NorthernChaosGod]

Yeah, but we're sharing it. We're generous, we just hate zombies.

[Jiro]

Exactly. Zombies make things smell. Even worse than all the vomit

[Værn]

Before I go to sleep, I'll leave a bit of anti-undead goodness for you guys. Don't try doing anything stupid against the zombie horde and getting yourselves killed, because I don't want to have to clean up the mess.


Zombies are not much more than a lumbering mass of flesh. Keep in mind that they're already dead, so they don't feel pain and they don't need their brain or other internal organs to function; in addition to not having theses weaknesses, despite the rotting, their flesh is usually more resistant to damage than the flesh of the living.
Contrary to popular belief, guns are a horribly ineffective way to kill them. Keeping your distance is a good idea but, honestly, you'd do much better to just keep running than to take the time to turn around and shoot. Remember: You may be faster than them, but they don't have to sleep. I know that all of your newfangled video games may make it look cool to you kids, but trust me, don't waste your time with guns.
The best way to deal with them, aside from fire and divine magic, is by severing limbs. A zombie without arms is a zombie with nothing to bash your skull open with. Wide, heavy blades are ideal. A well-placed shot from a shotgun might do the trick once in a while, but using any sort of pistol or rifle is a downright stupid idea.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3536/themoreyouknow.jpg


Skeletons have little to no flesh, and have noticeably harder bones than zombies. Because of this you will probably find that, unlike zombies, it it extremely difficult to cut off a skeleton's limbs with a sharp object. Also, since skeletons are little more than bones, they are an extraordinarily difficult target to hit with bullets; you'll find that, more often than not, your shots will simply pass through the rib cage and do no damage.
However, the lack of flesh leaves little holding the bones in place; a solid blow with a blunt object will either break bones or separate the bones at the joint. Remember, nothing comes together as easily as it comes apart ;)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3536/themoreyouknow.jpg

[Timekeeper]

Thank you for that very helpful advice.

[Jiro]

I'm inventing a gun that fires swords and clubs.

[I Don't Need A Name]

I'm inventing a bun that fires flour and bread-fragments!

[Timekeeper]

Game. Set. Match.

[Aerith's Knight]

Before I go to sleep, I'll leave a bit of anti-undead goodness for you guys. Don't try doing anything stupid against the zombie horde and getting yourselves killed, because I don't want to have to clean up the mess.


Zombies are not much more than a lumbering mass of flesh. Keep in mind that they're already dead, so they don't feel pain and they don't need their brain or other internal organs to function; in addition to not having theses weaknesses, despite the rotting, their flesh is usually more resistant to damage than the flesh of the living.
Contrary to popular belief, guns are a horribly ineffective way to kill them. Keeping your distance is a good idea but, honestly, you'd do much better to just keep running than to take the time to turn around and shoot. Remember: You may be faster than them, but they don't have to sleep. I know that all of your newfangled video games may make it look cool to you kids, but trust me, don't waste your time with guns.
The best way to deal with them, aside from fire and divine magic, is by severing limbs. A zombie without arms is a zombie with nothing to bash your skull open with. Wide, heavy blades are ideal. A well-placed shot from a shotgun might do the trick once in a while, but using any sort of pistol or rifle is a downright stupid idea.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3536/themoreyouknow.jpg


You do understand that large slugs with hollow points can basically destroy a head, limp or torso with one shot, right? Although I agree, shooting with normal bullets seems rather useless unless you can aim really well.

[Rodarian]

Before I go to sleep, I'll leave a bit of anti-undead goodness for you guys. Don't try doing anything stupid against the zombie horde and getting yourselves killed, because I don't want to have to clean up the mess.


Zombies are not much more than a lumbering mass of flesh. Keep in mind that they're already dead, so they don't feel pain and they don't need their brain or other internal organs to function; in addition to not having theses weaknesses, despite the rotting, their flesh is usually more resistant to damage than the flesh of the living.
Contrary to popular belief, guns are a horribly ineffective way to kill them. Keeping your distance is a good idea but, honestly, you'd do much better to just keep running than to take the time to turn around and shoot. Remember: You may be faster than them, but they don't have to sleep. I know that all of your newfangled video games may make it look cool to you kids, but trust me, don't waste your time with guns.
The best way to deal with them, aside from fire and divine magic, is by severing limbs. A zombie without arms is a zombie with nothing to bash your skull open with. Wide, heavy blades are ideal. A well-placed shot from a shotgun might do the trick once in a while, but using any sort of pistol or rifle is a downright stupid idea.
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3536/themoreyouknow.jpg


Skeletons have little to no flesh, and have noticeably harder bones than zombies. Because of this you will probably find that, unlike zombies, it it extremely difficult to cut off a skeleton's limbs with a sharp object. Also, since skeletons are little more than bones, they are an extraordinarily difficult target to hit with bullets; you'll find that, more often than not, your shots will simply pass through the rib cage and do no damage.
However, the lack of flesh leaves little holding the bones in place; a solid blow with a blunt object will either break bones or separate the bones at the joint. Remember, nothing comes together as easily as it comes apart ;)
http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3536/themoreyouknow.jpg

Yes it does make a whole lot of sense... However I don't a gamer would enjoy a game based on real logic!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'm an excellent shot, I bust heads.

Buuut, just in case...

*invests in a shaolin spade*

http://i237.photobucket.com/albums/ff259/sdbadeaux/W066-C.jpg

[Jiro]

Can't go wrong with that dangerous piece of death dealing goodness.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's pretty much the perfect zombie killer, aside from my lightsaber.

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3024/clipboard01te.jpg

[Pheesh]

As super laser operator, I will give you the apocalypse you so desire. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZFHTa6TfA)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Cool, fireworks! I feel so very American right now. :cool:

[G13]

As super laser operator, I will give you the apocalypse you so desire. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djZFHTa6TfA)

Great idea! Why didn't we think of this earlier? We blow 'em up and they're off the ballot. :vader:

[Jiro]

Are you kidding me? Do you know how many votes martyrs would get?

Blow away baby :jokey:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Blow away baby :jokey:

Works on so many levels. :smug:

[qwertysaur]

Firaga! :vivi:

[NorthernChaosGod]

*uses phoenix down on Zombiesaur*

[qwertysaur]

Owwww, Blind! :vivi:

[Jiro]

I said this before, we can smell you. We don't need eyes to kick yo' ass

[NorthernChaosGod]

And you shamble slower than a dead chocobo.

[qwertysaur]

I call upon the raging inferno, lets the flames of hell turn all in your path to ashes. Zombie Ifrit!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Stop playing with fire, you're going to get burned.

[qwertysaur]

You are the hairy one. Hair is flammable, and it smells terrible too. Ifrit, charge.

[Jiro]

Sweet, I'll bring the marshmallows. We got a roastin' zombie to toast on

[NorthernChaosGod]

But I don't smell like death. :colbert:

[qwertysaur]

*uses a reflect mote*

[Jiro]

Ifrit and me go way back. We went to kindergarten together. This was back when I was tryin' to fit in as a god ya know

[qwertysaur]

Yeah, he said you were a jerk to him and he's mad at you, I think he will enjoy setting you on fire a bit too much.

[Jiro]

Oh damn. I didn't think he could change like that. Oh well, guess I just have to hang on to his limited edition shiny pokémon cards

[qwertysaur]

That's why he's mad at you! You took his Charizard and never gave it back!

[G13]

I'd be pretty pissed too if someone stole my Charizard.

[NorthernChaosGod]

He can just ask for them back, no need to an hero or anything.

[Jiro]

I didn't take it G. You got yo facts backways frontways sideways and no tellin' which ways. We traded dem for safe keepin' ya dig. I got his Charizard 'cause he's a hot headed fella if ever there was one

[qwertysaur]

for your water energy what has a ripped corner. He says you told him it was a one of a kind card, and he feels violated and hurt. Now he wants to beat you up.

[Jiro]

I hate water, I wouldn't have given him a water card. You got the wrong Ifrit baby

[Del Murder]

Looks like it's a throwdown between our parties and the Zombies. May the best warriors win! :vader:

[NorthernChaosGod]

We will. :smug:

[NorthernChaosGod]

We did amazingly well for being so trashed all the time.

[qwertysaur]

You had one vote less than the total number in your party :zombert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

We did amazingly well for being so trashed all the time.

*ahem* :doublecolbert:

[Jiro]

Great work Apocalypse Party! We'll be back next time with even more booze and another epic adventure in the Writer's Corner!

Now let's back the 501st who don't smell bad!

[Quindiana Jones]

We have space rum, and cooler names!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Let's kill even more zombies! :smug:

[Jiro]

Everybody that wants a continued role in the fic must join the 501st. Come on TAP, do the good deed!

[Captain Maxx Power]

What, I don't get a name change? Cam an people!

[Quindiana Jones]

Hop into the 501st thread and we'll think something up for you, if you like. :D