The Apocalypse Party

[Jiro]

Welcome to the Apocalypse Party.

http://i742.photobucket.com/albums/xx68/Prettyypenguin/apocpartybanner1.png

Here at the Apocalypse Party, we know the end is nigh. But we want to make sure the end of the world is a kickin' good time, ya feel me?

We aim to make Ragnarok as pleasant an experience as can be, so expect Apocalypse HQ to be Party Central every day of the week. Serious time is from 2 til 3 every day, so we can keep an eye on the civilians' well being too.

Our motto is simple; "The end is nigh so let's get high!"
Booyaka baby. Join us, and you can spout that beautiful line too.

A vote for the Apocalypse Party is a vote for the raddest mothersmurfers in town. PEACE OUT.


The founders of the Apocalypse Party are these four mofos.

<table width="480px"><tr><td width="120px" align="center">Freya</td><td width="120px" align="center">Yar</td><td width="120px" align="center">The Summoner of Leviathan</td><td width="120px" align="center">Jiro</td></tr><tr><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11514_48.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar25061_104.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar12551_48.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar11784_16.gif"></td></tr></table>


Our Recruits (who are, mind you, just as badass as the above mofos)

<table width="480px"><tr><td width="120px" align="center">Breine</td><td width="120px" align="center">NorthernChaosGod</td><td width="120px" align="center">Captain Maxx Power</td><td width="120px" align="center">Vivi22</tr><tr><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar7356_72.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar7490_6.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar5944_59.gif"></td><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"> <img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar16129_12.gif"></td></tr><tr><td width="120px" align="center">I Don't Need A Name</td><td width="120px" align="center">Rebellious Eagle</td><td width="120px" align="center">Aerith's Knight</td><td width="120px" align="center">UnbreakableWill</td></tr><tr><td width="120px" height="20px" align="center"><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar13684_35.gif"></td><td width="120px" align="center"><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar31974_3.gif"></td><td width="120px" align="center"><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar17007_40.gif"></td><td width="120px" align="center"><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/avatar32494_15.gif"></td></tr><tr><td width="120px" align="center">Rodarian</td></tr><tr><td width="120px" align="center"><img src="http://forums.eyesonff.com/user/avatar/thumbs/avatar165_7.gif"></td></tr></table>

We're accepting any and all applicants so long as you know how to get down and have a good time. If not, check your baggage at the door and get loose! Have a good time before the world heads to hell.

So come on, be a team player. Be high on life, booze, drugs, even sexual exploitation, it's the end of the world and there is no reason not to party!

[Freya]

Bitches better recognize our flow..... Yo?

If you're confused we're a party that is partying as the world ends, not causing it too. We want eoff to be fun and more party worthy. It's all coming to an end anyway! Look at all those admins and mods leaving, you know it's happening, so why not sit back and make the best out of the end.

[Bunny]

I know how to get down but typically prefer staying up. Additionally, I am capable of having a relatively decent time; do I still qualify?

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh, Bunny.

Will I required to actually do anything?

[Freya]

"The end is nigh so let's get high!"

Only to party :cool:. Unless they make us do some insane competition nonsense. Then the End will be Nigh

[Jiro]

If you want to be the President or Vice President, then you might need to do :bou::bou::bou::bou:. But so far Freya and I have tentatively filled those roles.

Otherwise you just have a good time and vote for the most badass party this side of the Solar System.

[Freya]

So about the booze. What should be the End of the world drink?

[Bunny]

Vodka and Everclear.

[Freya]

Good Idea, get as smurfed up as quick as we can :D

http://di1.shopping.com/images1/pi/88/01/89/49058373-300x300-0-0_Everclear%20Grain%20Alcohol%20190%20750ml.jpg

That :bou::bou::bou::bou: is so nasty though.

[Jiro]

Never tried it, suppose I'd better get on that before I kick the bucket! Bring it on!

[Psychotic]

Dear The Apocalypse Party, or TAP for short,

If you were an animal, what animal would you be?

Eternally yours,
Psychotic.

[Freya]

I think a sloth maybe, we sleep for 15-18 hours a day cause we can.

But the pres will have to have his opinion as well before we come to a decision on that pressing issue.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

So come on, be a team player. Be high on life, booze, drugs, even sexual exploitation, it's the end of the world and there is no reason not to party!

Down with the high on life, not so much the drugs though. Definitely for the sex.

Also:

RAPE.

[Jiro]

The drugs are optional. Having fun isn't!

[Breine]

Count me IN!



plz? :D

[Jiro]

Breine, welcome the smurf aboard my friend! PARTY FOR THE NEW RECRUIT :happybday

[NorthernChaosGod]

Count me the fuck in. :cool:

[Captain Maxx Power]

A party dedicated to the inevitable and glorious eradication of our so-called "society"? Hell yeah I'll sign up!

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one will smite you. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131017-happy-smilers-elections.html)

[Jiro]

The Apocalypse Party is growing in number. I would like to congratulate our recruits on subscribing to the best goddamn party in town. It's all about making the best of the short time we have!

[Slothy]

So about the booze. What should be the End of the world drink?

Four Horsemen (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Four_Horsemen_%28drink%29) obviously.

Also, sign me the fuck up.

[Jiro]

I broke the thread while adding tables. Always remember to close tags, kids. Oh, and party hard or go home. Welcome aboard Vivi22!

[Pheesh]

Your party is callous and devoid of grins.

[Jiro]

How is it devoid of grins, my eternal man? We live for the party! We live for fun!

You are too serious about smiling! Serious smiles are unhappy!

You are frauds :colbert:

[Pheesh]

Smiled is a very serious matter, and is not something that should be simply smiled about O_O

[Jiro]

You need to loosen up bro. You don't want to be wearing a forced smile when that damn meteor hits you in the face.

[demondude]

In the eyes of the almighty grinning one, all humans should walk the Earth with a permanent grin upon their face. Those who do not obey will be sent to hell where their jaws will be bolted to the floor and their mouth ripped open in the name of the almighty grinning one.

[Pheesh]

Praise his name.

[Jiro]

##Vote: Demon Dude

He's obviously a Cult Leader.

[Timekeeper]

I know you like to party, so I bring with me a gift for those nights when you need to sleep and party at the same time.

http://www.aggieads.com/Home/Accessories/Interchangeable%20Mustache%20Pillow/Interchangeable-Mustache-Pillow_1.jpg

[Freya]

Nice pillow xD

Welcome to all the partiers! We very well may have to be drunk tanked at some point.

So about these other parties, they are trying to party like this party, but no party can party as this party parties. End of the world bebe. :cool:

[Jiro]

YO! Party boys, party girls! The pseudo executive have a goddamn wicked surprise for y'all. Say hello to the newest attraction, the Apocalypse Partycrawler.

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/sandcrawlerpartybus.jpg

Now there's really no excuse not to have fun!

[Freya]

Our Party crawler is so cool. :D There are extra big beds in the back for certain actions ;)

[Timekeeper]

I'm sorry to tell you, but the 'Party crawler' has herpes.
That's right, herpes.
Is herpes fun? No, no it's not and serious hour is over.
You my friend are in trouble.

[Slothy]

Who worries about herpes during the Apocalypse? You'll be dead before it ever flares up, so keep partying like it's your last day on Earth.


Because it is!

[Jiro]

And that's why you're in our party baby!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Hey hey kids. I'm all yours!

[Freya]

Fuck yeah!

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Your party is callous and devoid of grins.

Philip, I am highly disappointed in you!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Caps in the name ;D
And we're all grinning, as we party on! :jess:

[I Don't Need A Name]

Fun, Funk and all things Friendly.
PARTY ON WITH (SPINAL) TAP!

We're so awesome, double posting just comes naturally!

[Jiro]

Because in the name of fun(k), everything is good to go~

[Freya]

Just dance, it's gonna be ok!

[I Don't Need A Name]

Da Da Doo Doo

[qwertysaur]

This party resulted in this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ORN4YgGSA).
Not for the weak of heart, seriously. It's very violent, don't say I didn't warn you :p

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Slander qwerty, SLANDER.

*dances with Freya*

[Freya]

I don't see how that is relevent to this party scott. :colbert:

[Timekeeper]

Dysfunctional!
Damn Qwerty!
Oh, that was awesome in a terrible, terrible way.

[Jiro]

DysFUNctional baby. The world is going to end badly, as Scott showed us. But it's not our fault, no. We tried to bring the fun!

[I Don't Need A Name]

But, as you can see by Scotts video, the world will end badly, but we can still laugh and have fun! :jess:

[Freya]

It's the end of the world as we know it. And I feel fine. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bmxyj6iInMc)

[qwertysaur]

This is the same girl as the previous video. It is now she normally acts. This party has caused her to go insane and commit suicide. It's not a nice party.
YouTube - Nippa~ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVKnqqWXnA8&feature=related)

[Timekeeper]

If what you say is true Qwerty, then these 'Fun' lovers are terrible, terrible people.

[Freya]

No no you have it wrong. We don't cause insanity, we party while everyone else goes insane. You are spreading filth and lies!

[Jiro]

You are a liar and a coward! And also you should not wear hats because they look silly!

If this girl was a member of our party, she would be too busy boozing up and gettin' laid to kill herself!

[qwertysaur]

Do YOU condone the killing of such an adorable little girl?

[Freya]

She killed herself. We didn't do a thing to cause it. :colbert: It was that insane grin that killed her. The one from the "mighty" one. You should take this up with DD, he should know more about it.

[Jiro]

No, but I'm sure you do, you necrophiliac! All you crazy Smilers killing to carve smiles into faces. You're no better than the goddamn Joker.

And let me warn you. If you are the Joker, then we have no choice but to call for some rad assistance.

http://www.faniq.com/images/blog/BatmanRobin1.jpg

[Yar]

Do YOU condone the killing of such an adorable little girl?
in the name of fun, yes

[qwertysaur]

The grin comes AFTER she died. Watch the video you psychopaths.

[demondude]

She was touched by the almighty grinning one. In death, she found true peace, and the smile came upon her face. That is why you should join us!

[Freya]

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies05.gifhttp://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies03.gifhttp://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies02.gifhttp://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies01.gif


Yeah. That's what you want?

[Timekeeper]

This is precisely why I dislike you other parties.

EDIT: I'm not talking about the zombies, zombies are coo'

[Jiro]

Take your negativity and dance out of our damn party! We're trying to enjoy ourselves here! Stop being a wet blanket on a hot hot HAWT party!

[Freya]

So hot there is a hot tub in the party crawler!

[Jiro]

A little bit of :jokey::jokey: goin' on in the hot tub itself if ya feel me (which oh baby you are)

[Timekeeper]

Take your negativity and dance out of our damn party! We're trying to enjoy ourselves here! Stop being a wet blanket on a hot hot HAWT party!

Your hot hot HAWT party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ORN4YgGSA)?

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Okay kids, more fun and less talking to the downers. Do you want these downer daisies to ruin our fun? NO!

*sits in hot tub*

[Jiro]

Take your negativity and dance out of our damn party! We're trying to enjoy ourselves here! Stop being a wet blanket on a hot hot HAWT party!

Your hot hot HAWT party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ORN4YgGSA)?

I see you continue to spread footage of this unfortunate event, which, might I add, is the main weapon of another party. Another party which you hate.

Get your priorities straight while I go play Marco Polo. Naked.

[qwertysaur]

Their hottub.
YouTube - Final Fantasy X - 2 Hot Spring (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPaQbiyE4w)

[demondude]

qwerty, I recommend you join us, as these fools do not appreciate your company properly.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Take your negativity and dance out of our damn party! We're trying to enjoy ourselves here! Stop being a wet blanket on a hot hot HAWT party!

Your hot hot HAWT party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ORN4YgGSA)?

I see you continue to spread footage of this unfortunate event, which, might I add, is the main weapon of another party. Another party which you hate.

Get your priorities straight while I go play Marco Polo. Naked.
Jiro, those that spread misery are merely trapped inside of misery and cannot escape it, thus they impose misery on everyone else. They joy see our freedom of our joy.

Also, I am totally down for naked Marco Polo, don't mind if I do!

MARCO!

[Jiro]

Polo baby~

[qwertysaur]

Take your negativity and dance out of our damn party! We're trying to enjoy ourselves here! Stop being a wet blanket on a hot hot HAWT party!

Your hot hot HAWT party (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-ORN4YgGSA)?

I see you continue to spread footage of this unfortunate event, which, might I add, is the main weapon of another party. Another party which you hate.

Get your priorities straight while I go play Marco Polo. Naked.
You are a horrible liar who should be drawn and quartered for these blatant lies. I am currently a free agent, not tied to any party.

Your lies are obvious and this party will certainly never have a vote from this law abiding member, just pull out now, you can't win when you must destroy the truth so early. No wonder Rika killed herself :(

[demondude]

*comforts qwerty*

[qwertysaur]

This party's true face.
<img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2008/07/Anti%20Babes/Queen_Brahne01--article_image.jpg">

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

You are a horrible liar who should be drawn and quartered for these blatant lies. I am currently a free agent, not tied to any party.

Your lies are obvious and this party will certainly never have a vote from this law abiding member, just pull out now, you can't win when you must destroy the truth so early. No wonder Rika killed herself :(

We do not destroy the truth. You try with your seditious ways to destroy the truth of our cause. Someone should know their etymology, apocalypse literally means "to reveal" or "revelation" (comes from the Ancient Greek: "apo" after and "calypso" to hide). Therefore we do not destroy the truth, but seek to reveal it through our revelry!

Serious post is okay since it is between 2 and 3pm EST! :D

[Freya]

I don't get where you're coming from qwerty. How is having fun bad? You must just be a funsucker, a negative nancy, a serious sally.

[qwertysaur]

I don't get where you're coming from qwerty. How is having fun bad? You must just be a funsucker, a negative nancy, a serious sally.
Having fun is not bad.

Being a dirty liar is the evil part. You are calling me a funsucker. That is just whatever you say when you don't like what the truth is and hid behind it. You are the true villain in this, I am simply your standard Cids Engineer. Working hard to better the frontsite, and therefore better the forums.

[Freya]

Seems like you're a negative nancy on our fun. That is not a lie, it is what you're doing. :colbert:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies03.gifNot saving you from him!

[qwertysaur]

Seems like you're a negative nancy on our fun. That is not a lie, it is what you're doing. :colbert:

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies03.gifNot saving you from him!
Did you not read what I just wrote?

[Freya]

Yes that you think i'm calling you a negative nancy to hide from something but really you're just being a negative nancy. Don't party, don't have fun! I'm not forcing you, i'm just saying that this is what this party is about and you're being a negative nancy about fun fun fun time.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Like I said we do not lie for to reveal is inherent in us.

The only thing we see suspicious is your false allegations against us. You have not yet shown any connections between the girls suicide and our party. It seems more of a smear campaign than anything. Where is your proof, where's the evidence? SLANDER I say until you have a solid connection!

[qwertysaur]

Evidence in this post.
http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131010-apocalypse-party-elections-2.html#post2819362

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

That is hardly proof, just more of your slander. It is not solid evidence!

So who wants Tequila shots?

[Freya]

New party rule. Don't believe Ondore's Qwerty's lies.

[Psychotic]

hello does anybody here like butts????

rofl

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

hello does anybody here like butts????

rofl

Depends, are you offering? ;)

[qwertysaur]

Jiro accuses Timekeeper of betraying his ideals because he agrees with me, timekeepers stance being that he agrees with no other parties. However I am not in another party, so how can Timekeeper betray his ideals by agreeing with me. Logical Fallacy, the tool of the scum.

Of course this party is too dense to read this, so when they ignore it, it shows how they are fools who are not what you should vote for.

[Psychotic]

Depends, are you offering? ;)I offer 50 butts in exchange for your services. How do you respond?

[Freya]

You are spreading creepy smiles, that gives indication that you're in the smile party. Hence his comment.

[qwertysaur]

If I was in a party, my sig would show it.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Apparently you simply avoid the question at hand. I made issue with the allegations about the video you linked about Rika killing herself and placing blame on us. Which until this point you have not shown anything that connects her with us. Now, you are simply saying one logical fallacy make us scum and attacking the intelligence of our members.

Also, I am a member of the Apocalypse party but I do not have it in my sig. Your argument is being held on more and more tenuous grounds.


I offer 50 butts in exchange for your services. How do you respond?

For you Psy, I would have done it for free. ;)

Also, SHOWER TIME! :D

[qwertysaur]

She saw your party and went crazy. :p

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Again, where's the proof that seeing our party was the cause?

I think you need a drink qwerty, a nice drink to relax you!

[NorthernChaosGod]

qwerty, you are a liar and will spend an eternity on this shi-... sandcrawler!

PARTY! w00t!

[demondude]

They will spike it! :( These fools are beyond saving, and the almighty grinning one will punish them accordingly.

[qwertysaur]

I do not require artificial additives to be relaxed. To depend on something else other than your own wit and friends to have fun is a pretty lame way to live.

[I Don't Need A Name]

LET'S PARTY LIKE ITS 1999!

[Freya]

They say two thousand zero zero party over, Oops out of time!

[I Don't Need A Name]

So tonight, I'm gonna party like it's 1999 everyday of the goddamn week!!

[demondude]

I warned you, and now the apocalypse is upon us. He has come from the depths of hell to consume the souls of the sinners. He is among us.

[Breine]

YES MR. PRINCE SIR! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63z7dFcgraA)


*grooves to the beat*


EDIT: "So if I gotta die I'm gonna listen to my body tonight!" is priceless xD Sorta fits this group perfectly, no?

[Psychotic]

YOU MADE AN ENEMY TODAY, APOCALYPSE PARTY!

AN ENEMY!

I'll teach you to sing All Saints at me!

[I Don't Need A Name]

I'M SORRY PAUL!

[Freya]

HE DID NOT SPEAK FOR ALL OF US.

[I Don't Need A Name]

And I wasn't speaking. I was singing :jess:

[The Almighty Grinning One]

*Trots in and falls asleep in basket.*

[Freya]

:colbert: Who let the flea bag in?

[Rebellious Eagle]

Hmm. This is an interesting party. xD I'll join.

[I Don't Need A Name]

He can party with us if he wants, just like Miss Rebellious Eagle. Welcome aboard!

[demondude]

:colbert: Who let the flea bag in?

The almighty grinning one is the most powerful entity on this planet. He will devour your soul and throw it into his personal hell made for people like you.

EDIT: The almighty grinning one only has allegiance to his party. Do not taunt such a powerful being.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*Trots in and falls asleep in basket.*
*pets the kitty*

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - Higurashi No Naku Koro Ni - Rika Kitty Kat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6RjQCAgsnw)

[NorthernChaosGod]

Oh noes! The kitty was banned. I wanted to party with it. :(

Someone get me a drink so I can forget!

[Freya]

*hands a drink* Don't worry it'll be ok.

[demondude]

You cannot ban The almighty grinning one! He is the president of my party!

[Breine]

So, anyone know any good drinking games? :beer:

[NorthernChaosGod]

So, anyone know any good drinking games? :beer:

I'll destroy you in beer pong. :smug:

[Freya]

Take a shot every time DD says "Grin".

[NorthernChaosGod]

Take a shot every time DD says "Grin".

Or smile and any derivations of.

[Rebellious Eagle]

I think we'd all be drunk soon enough, Freya.

[qwertysaur]

This video sums up the platform of this party quite nicely :colbert:

YouTube - 【東方】Bad Apple!! PV【擬食化】 Bad Apple!! PV Processed Foods Edition (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q0uUGtUZt14)

[Freya]

Why do you keep summing our party up with videos? Does no one else get videos? just us?

[qwertysaur]

Look at the other parties threads.

Freya does not read all the threads for events. Is this what EoFF needs right now? The answer is NO

[Freya]

I said that before you posted a video in another thread. kthx, Qwerty likes to spread lies. Do you want him to go around doing that all the time?

[qwertysaur]

Read the Zombie party thread again :p

[Freya]

You've "sumed" us up like 3 times now, them like once. Shlup the duck already!

[qwertysaur]

This is Freya
<img src="http://static.gamesradar.com/images/mb/GamesRadar/us/Features/2008/07/Anti%20Babes/Queen_Brahne01--article_image.jpg">

[Freya]

:roll2

[qwertysaur]

She knows it's true, and words can not express her joy.

[Slothy]

Enough chit chat. There isn't nearly enough strip air hockey and heavy drinking going on.

Party Hard! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg)

[Freya]

Party Hard and Just dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw)!

[Jiro]

Celebrate the irony; the world is ending but we're having so much fun! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCf84ov2MZ4)

[Fonzie]

Once you guys decide to put down the alcohol and choose to accept the meat in your mouth that we place in front of you; then, and only then will we allow thee to join the Zombie Party.

I'll watch as your castle falls, seeing as how it's made out of dust after all. :cool:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Did I hear party hard? I think I heard party hard.

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/5/50/Anon_partyhard.gif
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/d/d2/Partyhard_Smithers.gif
http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/8/8f/Partyhard_Anime2.gif

[Freya]

You should be joining us. Hell we're the doomsday group and you're a doomsday creature. Only makes sense! http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/zombies05.gif @fonz

[qwertysaur]

But the zombie party says they won't allow the world to end in 2010 :p

[Freya]

I dunno we're down to 2 cks and 5 admins. It's coming whether they like it or not!

[Jiro]

All we can decide is what to do with the time that is given to us!

[qwertysaur]

I am a Cid's Engineer. It's my job to stop the end, and I know I can do it. Not alone but with my fellow engineers it will be done. Notice that Shiny is still an Engineer. She knows where the true battle lies.

We could always use more help to save the site. Do it because you love the land. Don't let it waste away!

[Aerith's Knight]

Sign me up, Kaycee dear.

[Jiro]

NCG I would like to give a big pat on the back, another free pint and a big cheery "awwright!" for your fantastic contribution to the thread! Dance baby dance! YEAAAAH PARTY HARD ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOONNNG~

[Freya]

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs50/f/2009/259/2/e/Dance_Dance_Australia_by_Silvercresent11.gif (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOutpRrkxgc)

[Jiro]

Dance (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UcJspaD4rKI) wit' me, or the end of the world'll be :bou::bou::bou::bou:ty

[qwertysaur]

Might I ask what this party has done in the past for EoFF?

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g309/Fionn-Whelan/Simpsons/Stonecutters.jpg

[Jiro]

Yes you certainly can!

We are new, we are awesome and we are bringing about a positive change. A change for a better future while there still is one!

We don't have a long established history with EoFF because the end hasn't be so nigh as it is right now! Now is the time to party. Now is the time to dance. Now is the time to let fun rule and make the dancefloor your home and give love to all who live. Join us (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Zbi0XmGtMw)!

[qwertysaur]

So you want to make a change but you are also waiting for the end of the world? That makes no sense.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

The end is only another change. Destruction is just another creative force.

[Aerith's Knight]

You want it to be one big party, not a looting hole of crazy.

[NorthernChaosGod]

NCG I would like to give a big pat on the back, another free pint and a big cheery "awwright!" for your fantastic contribution to the thread! Dance baby dance! YEAAAAH PARTY HARD ALL NIGHT LOOOOOOOOONNNG~

Fuck yeah! Everybody drink!

Someone hold my legs for a kegstand!

[Freya]

It makes sense. Our change is to make everything fun because we know it's ending! It's gonna happen no reason to be a Angsty Andy (not our andy, angsty andy). That'll just depress yourself more so!

[qwertysaur]

There are 20+ forums waiting for you to make them fun. I challenge you to make at least 1 thread in each forum on the boards. You have 36 hours, get to work.

[Freya]

We already did that for the ck comp!

[Fonzie]

There are 20+ forums waiting for you to make them fun. I challenge you to make at least 1 thread in each forum on the boards. You have 36 hours, get to work.

Scott is right, this should be quite easy for such a fun party! :jess:

[Jiro]

I am going to make you chug those words like a keg o' beer. Suck it, bitches.

[NorthernChaosGod]

What is fun about words? We're here to dance and party. :cool:

[qwertysaur]

We already did that for the ck comp!
No. this is make a thread in every forum. :p

[Freya]

The booze has been cracked open over here. THE SLEEVES ARE GETTING ROLLED UP!

[qwertysaur]

Good job so far with the threads. Get the rest done now :p

[Jiro]

Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

Final Fantasy XIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiii/131039-well-you-change-classes-like-x-2-a.html)
Wonder Square (http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/131041-what-dance-move-fits-above-person.html#post2819906)
General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131042-booze-thread.html)
Eyes on Each Other (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/131044-my-friends-dont-dance.html)
The Lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/131045-music-you-can-move-your-feet-too.html)
General Gaming (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/131049-drinking-games-video-games.html)
Artist's Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/131053-happy-hour.html)
Graphic Design Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/131059-happy-fun-icons-galore.html#post2820002)
Writer's Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131074-s-hell-hath-no-fury-like-how-we-party.html#post2820136)
Role Playing Threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/role-playing-threads/131063-rp-welcome-government-bitches.html)
Eizon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eizon-rediscovery/131064-contributions-eizon-public-holidays.html)
Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/help-forum/131062-i-need-find-friends.html#post2820007)
Feedback (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/131067-merry-elections.html#post2820032)
Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/131060-matoyas-crib.html#post2819996)
Final Fantasy II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ii/131065-eoff-drunkenly-plays-final-fantasy-ii.html#post2820027)
Final Fantasy III (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iii/131072-dont-quit-your-day-job.html#post2820097)
Final Fantasy IV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iv/131070-tower-babil.html#post2820135)
Final Fantasy V (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/131071-pop-culture.html#post2820093)
Final Fantasy VI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/131068-final-fantasy-vi-band.html#post2820056)
Final Fantasy VII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/131056-7th-heaven.html#post2819983)
Final Fantasy VII Compilation (http://forums.eyesonff.com/compilation-final-fantasy-vii/131069-advent-children-complete-remix.html#post2820072)
Final Fantasy VIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/131057-g-garden-homeboys.html#post2819987)
Final Fantasy IX (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ix/131055-mene-choco.html#post2819977)
Final Fantasy X and X2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-x-x-2/131054-hot-springs-scene.html#post2819961)
Final Fantasy XI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xi-online/131052-collect-ah.html#post2819956)
Final Fantasy XII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/131051-penelo-baby.html#post2819944)
Final Fantasy XIV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiv-online/131050-tambourine-man.html#post2819934)
Final Fantasy Dissidia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/dissidia-final-fantasy/131046-ffdddr.html#post2819924)
Final Fantasy Tactics (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-tactics/131043-importance-dancer-class.html#post2819917)
General Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/131040-hiphoppest-character-yo.html#post2819903)
Video Game Music (http://forums.eyesonff.com/video-game-music-final-fantasy-media/131038-its-always-dance-time.html#post2819897)
Kingdom Hearts (http://forums.eyesonff.com/heart-body-kingdom-kingdom-hearts/131036-quick-hit-tri-rangle.html#post2819889)
General Square Enix (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-square-enix/131037-playa-maker.html#post2819891)

Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.

[qwertysaur]

Are you sure about that. Currently you have FAILED in a few forums

[Freya]

We didn't enter your site staff nonsense sections cause that's lame frankly. Or well more of we didn't want to fuck up you guy's work or whatever it is you do in there. Otherwise some other forums we can't see which don't count because we're not staffers

[qwertysaur]

I said every forum, so you must make something for every forum. (The Archive, secret staff forums and the Project are excused because you can't post there. It must be a possible challenge after all :p)

Make a thread for the FF XIII Site content project, site volunteers and event committee before the deadline. Jiro has access to the latter one, so he must make that thread. Follow all the rules, because if you make Roogle, BoB and Baloki mad I can't hold them back. The frontsite is serious business/

[Jiro]

Cba, going to get drunk. Maybe next time.

[qwertysaur]

Then go back to all the posts you made and explain that you don't care for the site itself. Because right now you are propagating a lie. You still have time to submit the final three threads. These are the most important. If the frontsite dies, EoFF is finished. The event committee is responsible for bringing fun to the forums.

[Freya]

You know we can't get archives and we've done much more than you've done. Plus you said we had to do it. We didn't say we were going to do it we just did something near it. Doesn't mean we were bound by contract. We've now done more than any other Party so even if we don't do what you want, which we don't do anyways since you're not even showing the least bit of support for our party, we've bolstered activity in all the other sections merely by being fucking awesome. Plus did you read that story thread, it's awesome. Do not deny the awesomeness.:cool::cool::cool: Now gtfo of my thread you're running my partying.

[qwertysaur]

The three forums you have not yet done are the three most important forums to make threads in. The forums you can not possibly post in are excused, like I already said. Don't say you posted a thread in every forum when you have not though. These are the hardest ones, but it is possible.

the story is amazing, you better keep it updated or else. ;)

[NorthernChaosGod]

qwerty, you're kind of a dick. You're killing my buzz, man.

Party pooper!

[Freya]

You're being a negative nancy :colbert: If those sections were so important than why don't you all promote them more? Why don't you just go make a "site staff are cool and we like anime" party. Since I swear that all of you do, like anime that is. Spread the news of Site staff if it's important and we'll keep spreading the news of partying.

[qwertysaur]

I don't joke when it comes to the frontsite. You don't have to do it, but you can't say you have a thread in every forum unless you do. :colbert:

Edit: Jiro made the EC thread. Two to go

[Freya]

Well we do and just cause you don't like each thread doesn't mean they don't exist xP

[qwertysaur]

Tell that to the rest of the Engineers and the Senior Site Staff. They will not find this funny at all :(

[Freya]

I legitimately think the front site looks cluttered. That is a concern. I know others who think so too. And I'm sure BoBbles and Baloni wont mind to hear that people think the front site looks cluttered.

Stop being so negative, enjoy the postings we've done and have a good time already.

[qwertysaur]

If you think it looks cluttered then why not tell them when the site changed months ago?

Edit: and the FF XIII contribution forum thread, don't be surprised I wont count that. It also breaks so many forum rules I don't need to explain why.

[Freya]

Why does it have to count? You're not election booth gtfo out of our thread if you're not gonna be happy! Seriously scott, stop being such a downer.

[qwertysaur]

This is not about the elections anymore. This is beyond my challenge now.

[Momiji]

Seriously. Don't do that again.

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one is angry. Your partying has prevented him from gathering enough members to topple any other sinning party. The almighty grinning one is creating powerful alliances to topple you and eliminate you all so he can send you to his hell. Prepare to frown.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Okay, I go away and all hell breaks loose? What, a boy can't read a book on his day off?

Seriously, from what I can tell somethings got way out of hand here.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The almighty grinning one is angry. Your partying has prevented him from gathering enough members to topple any other sinning party. The almighty grinning one is creating powerful alliances to topple you and eliminate you all so he can send you to his hell. Prepare to frown.

Not very mighty, is he then?

[Breine]

Okay, I go away and all hell breaks loose? What, a boy can't read a book on his day off?

I know! I just woke up, and in the 7 hours I've rested my head all these things have just happened. Craziness.

We even have a fan fic now (which I love btw <3)! xD


Anyway, it's beer o' clock here, so... :beer:

[Freya]

"Who the hell died and made you king?" Breine asked, growling as best as his beautiful face could manage.

You just like that part. :jess:

[Rebellious Eagle]

Enough chit chat. There isn't nearly enough strip air hockey and heavy drinking going on.

Party Hard! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WccfbPQNMbg)

I seriously just listened to that on my iPod and then I see it here. Oh, the irony!
And wow, I missed all the action. Darn. D:

[Unbreakable Will]

I would like to add my Unbreakable qualities to this apocalypse party. Because what would an apocalypse be without its Metalocalypse?
http://www.revistagamer.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/metalocalypse.jpg

[Rebellious Eagle]

Yes! Another one strong for us! Welcome to the party. >:D

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one is angry. Your partying has prevented him from gathering enough members to topple any other sinning party. The almighty grinning one is creating powerful alliances to topple you and eliminate you all so he can send you to his hell. Prepare to frown.

Not very mighty, is he then?

We will see who is mighty when he crushes your pathetic illusion of power. :zombie:

[The Almighty Grinning One]

*Rolls around and plays with yarn*

[Freya]

WILL! You are accepted and will be added to the awesome story that is awesome as soon as Jiro gets back from his long arduous journey.

[Unbreakable Will]

THIS CALLS FOR A SEXY PARTY!:omg:

:beer::omghey::squee::joker::squeeze::snog::doublecolbert::hux::sweatdrop:shoot::moogle::pinkelephan t::breine::onoes::ezpimp::vivi::cheers:

Did I say sexy party? I meant SMILEY party

[NorthernChaosGod]

*Rolls around and plays with yarn*

Kitty! :jess:

*pets the kitty*

[demondude]

DO NOT TOUCH THE ALMIGHTY GRINNING ONE.

[NorthernChaosGod]

GTFO my party. It's a kitty and deserves to be petted.

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one is not a kitty, he is the most powerful entity in this universe. Do not tempt him to vaporize you.

[NorthernChaosGod]

He purrs and he has fur and a tail, he's a kitty! He's a pretty kitty.

I shall pet him and he shall purr and it shall be awesome.

[demondude]

Your disregard for the almighty grinning one is despicable. You will find no escape from his bloody wrath, and I can sure you it will be bloody. You better start praying to your own God, because the true creator and saver of all has no patience for one such as you. In the end ... there will be only grinners.

[I Don't Need A Name]

What's going on now guys?

[Goldenboko]

What's going on now guys?

LSD.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Your disregard for the almighty grinning one is despicable. You will find no escape from his bloody wrath, and I can sure you it will be bloody. You better start praying to your own God, because the true creator and saver of all has no patience for one such as you. In the end ... there will be only grinners.

wat

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one has opened a bank account with a 1.2% interest rate of course. You really are a fool to be so ignorant of the economic climate! You think omnipotent Gods don't need lunch?

[Freya]

Bahah, DD have I ever told me how much you crack me up lately?

[NorthernChaosGod]

The almighty grinning one has opened a bank account with a 1.2% interest rate of course. You really are a fool to be so ignorant of the economic climate! You think omnipotent Gods don't need lunch?

Can't he just make his lunch? Or catch it, since he is a kitty.

[demondude]

He is an immortal God and the most powerful entity ever created! I will not suffer your insolence any longer, for I am leaving to go pray for my safety in the hope he isn't so furious he will wipe us all out. Have fun in hell, there will be no beer there.

[The Almighty Grinning One]

*licks paws*

[NorthernChaosGod]

He is an immortal God and the most powerful entity ever created! I will not suffer your insolence any longer, for I am leaving to go pray for my safety in the hope he isn't so furious he will wipe us all out. Have fun in hell, there will be no beer there.

Take a chill pill, brah.

Look! He licks himself, he's a kitty!

[demondude]

ENOUGH OF THIS BLASPHEMY. I AM LEAVING. I WILL CRUSH YOU APOCALYPSE PARTY.

[Freya]

KITTY! *pets and scratches behind it's ears!*

[NorthernChaosGod]

As long as you leave the kitty with us. :jess:

[Jiro]

demondude55, I recall devoting a good portion of my life in creation of an ode to you. Do not forget that when the time comes. Unless it's because you were drunk, I'll understand then.

[I Don't Need A Name]

Is the cat still here?

[Slothy]

He is an immortal God and the most powerful entity ever created!

Oh yeah? Well my god has a hammer!

http://thefaust.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/thor.jpg

[The Almighty Grinning One]

Hey guys, wassup? Forget the booze, bring on the hot chicks, because I'm rollin' on this Ho train now babe.

[Rebellious Eagle]

Oh no, one grinning cat left and another one joined us? It really is the apocalypse! :O

[Timekeeper]

Kudos to the Apocalypse party. Without really doing anything, you've had a God abandon his people to join you.
Brilliant!

[Psychotic]

guys I thought your sig was a little bit...well...crappy, so I made you a better one.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/poster28135395.jpg

no need to thank me!!!

[Iceglow]

I think their sig needs replacing with that new one immediately

[demondude]

Good thing we have an Administrator on our team!

[Psychotic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg

HAND OVER THE KFC! BRAINS! BRAINS FOR ALL!

[demondude]

Jiro was having a blast at his houseparty, until DD stepped in!

http://failblog.files.wordpress.com/2008/01/fail_party.jpg

[Psychotic]

That's a nice digital watch you got there, Jiro. I'll let you keep one of your arms. :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

Why hello :zombert:

[Fonzie]

Hahah, smurf yeah.

Like I said, our party ensures that no apocalypse will happen in 2010. :zombie:

[Psychotic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/dawn1.jpg

The party bus has been flipped.

[Fonzie]

Oh god, the intelligence of the members of this party has to be zero to none, seeing as how I can't find any brains to be found! :zombie:

[Psychotic]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/apple-zombies.jpg

And to think I wore my best hat for nothing.

Still, I declare this here thread the New Republic of Zombietopia. The brains may be slim pickings, so we'll have to make do with their huge fat thighs instead!

[Chloe.]

I only eat pretty brains. :zombert:

[Psychotic]

I think we chose the wrong party for that... :zombert:

[qwertysaur]

Thiiiiiiiiiiiighs
:zombert:

[Chloe.]

I agree, there's not enough pretty here to satisfy my needs. :zombert:

[Freya]

Wow, zombie spam much?

[Fonzie]

I'm freaking hungry as hell right now you guys :zombert:

you guys? :zombert:

[Psychotic]

Wow, zombie spam much?KFC! KFC! EAT THE KFC! :zombie:

[Freya]

Well this is no fair we can't cheat and change names and avatars! xP

[Fonzie]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg

thread needs more of this :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg

thread needs more of this :zombie:
so good :zombert:

[Psychotic]

Well this is no fair we can't cheat and change names and avatars! xP
1) You PM an admin and ask them to change your name for you.
2) You go to the user CP and change your avatar.

It's easy, even a breather like you should be able to do it :zombert:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Okay, so I got the salt and shotguns. I'd say it is zombie killing time.

*loads and cocks gun*

[qwertysaur]

She blew out her brain already, too much booze :zombert:

[Psychotic]

*eats arms*

Have fun shooting us with just stumps. :zombie:

[Freya]

http://i.zdnet.com/blogs/6-tips-to-safely-kill-zombie-projects.jpg

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*has a drink and regrows arms* SEE THIS IS OUR POWER!

*throws the boozes on the floor and over the zombies and catches it on fire*

Take that you undead monsters!

[Fonzie]

bobby has been infected! :zombie:

now he's known as Zombobbie


*has a drink and regrows arms* SEE THIS IS OUR POWER!

*throws the boozes on the floor and over the zombies and catches it on fire*

Take that you undead monsters!

You just set something on fire that will continue to chase you... on fire. Way to make the situation worse for yourself! :zombie:

[demondude]

Ha, your own have converted to the Zombie side mortals. Great minds taste alike!

[qwertysaur]

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :bigsmile: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THE VILENESS OF YOUR ZOMBIE WAYS!

[qwertysaur]

:zombie:

[Fonzie]

I REFUSE TO PARTAKE IN THE VILENESS OF YOUR ZOMBIE WAYS!

the more dramatic your posts are the faster we chase :zombie:

[Freya]

Everyone knows that the ones killing the zombies are the badass!
http://api.ning.com/files/VkHuxpJ5KKRD7VNjxwCzaEC2dImEqVbXazKWH7fhmrbWILDtbI36GAiMMU2nzj7gxL97IlOyB2IFc0SrbiAyDvL-q-NvNQTt/ZombieKillit.jpg

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

*draws a circle of salt and stands in it*

Now I hope all my random occult information will work. SALT IS PURE!