The Happy Smilers

[demondude]

Party name: The Happy Smilers.

Unwholesome lives and selfish philosophies have tainted the once happy place of Eyeson. Join hands together and pray for the almighty grinning one to give us redemption and free us from sacrilege.

The wrath of the almighty grinning one is upon us, our disregard for its sacred rules has led us to destruction. The elimination of the blasphemous staff was his calling, and his first sign has been delivered through his alteration of the banners. We must now join hands and pray to the almighty grinning one, and live the life he meant for us to live, or we shall burn in the depths of hell itself. We will destroy the staff, eliminate unholiness, and transform the forums into the way the almighty grinning one meant for it to be. Come my brothers, join hands and bring to us our salvation.

We smile for our destiny.

Join us or you too will be vaporized by the almighty grinning one's wrath. I pray to him now, in hope that he will deliver us the holy blessing that will allow our crusade to begin.

Do not incur the wrath of the almighty grinning one.

http://i1007.photobucket.com/albums/af192/DD55/DNVKDS.jpg?t=1270056894

-THE HAPPY SMILERS PARTY HAS DISBANDED.-

[Jiro]

Stop poaching in my field. That's Apocalypse territory you fiend! Now, if you want to show your remorse, you can disband your party and join us for a crackin' good time!

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one is omnipotent and the creator of all. You are poaching his field with your blasphemous and sinful campaigns.

[Pheesh]

Aha, awesome.

I like the idea of someone maliciously grinning while watching my every move. So I choose this party!

[demondude]

You have chosen the right path my brother. The almighty grinning one accepts you with open jaws, can you see him? he is now within you, purifying you, initiating you.

http://cdn.buzznet.com/assets/users16/kron/default/stephen-fry-cheshire-cat-2010--large-msg-126291729369.jpg

The almighty grinning one wants to know, do you wish to be the vice captain of his great crusade? You must prove yourself in the coming days to him.

[G13]

Finally, a place of acceptance. :jess:

[demondude]

Would you like to give your soul to the almighty grinning one to feast upon in euphoric glee? Please clarify, and you will be freed.

[G13]

... Yeah sure, why not.

[demondude]

The almighty grinner accepts you.

[Pheesh]

Who am I but a mere vessel for the almighty god of grin to use as he sees fit? (aka. yeah, I'll be vice captain :D)

Does the almighty give dental and mental sickness leave?

[demondude]

Under the tongue of the almighty grinner you will worry not, as illness will never befall you unless you have provoked his wrath.

EDIT: Other jobs will be needed to appease the almighty grinning one. Tell me if you are interested in a becoming a graphical designer or a converter (recruiting more members). The almighty grinning one holds those with ability in high esteem.

[Jiro]

I don't think workplace health and safety will like what's going on here

[Pheesh]

I can try to mess around with some banners and other grin-tastic graphics, but I would hate to anger the almighty with my recreational photoshop skills.

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one has left me a note written in blood on my bathroom mirror. It says that while we lack the fabled graphic designer, it is up to the believers to persevere. Your contributions would be greatly appreciated.

[Goldenboko]

I know why you're smiling. Droppers. Goldenboko party ftw.

[rubah]

http://www.snowy-day.net/stuff/art/silly/desudile.png

[Pheesh]

Praise be his name, the almighty grinning one has converted a top dog in the American political system. Our lobbyists made some very generous behind the scenes donations to secure this candidate.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/obama.jpg

[demondude]

The almighty grinner informs me that the choice for president will come at a later date. He also tells me it could be anybody here! The almighty grinner tells me that he wishes for us to have more recruits.

[Timekeeper]

Greetings fellow.
I present to you horses on a mug. Consider it a gift from EoFFs Greens party.

http://rlv.zcache.com/bronze_galloping_stallions_mug-p1689839114698539552opcc_400.jpg

[Freya]

You're just using the end of the forums to push your religious obsession! This is a ploy to work on people's fears. forcing them into doing on of the most natural things. What happens when your beer is spilled. YOU DON'T GRIN! You frown at that :bou::bou::bou::bou:.

Obviously this is just a cult. The apocalypse party is just gonna party while you lot go around preaching your "faith"

[Jiro]

I would rage if I spilt my beer*. You loons don't have any idea what the hell life is all about! Where's the freedom to have fun! I mean, you're going to die real soon! You don't want to be wearing that rusty grin! Loosen it up with some quality liquor and come dance wit' me!

* But then I would get another one and continue the party. We don't got time to be worrying over spilt beer!

[demondude]

The grin is not created through some false feeling of necessity. The grin is induced by the almighty grinner's great touch, for once you have felt his powerful connection it is impossible to stop smiling. A smile is not for happiness, a smile is for our lord and saviour.

[Jiro]

Happiness is the only thing that matters between now and your rapidly approaching death! Your lord and saviour ain't going to save you from the nano-bots infecting your every organ! Only sweet sweet alcohol can poison dem things!

[demondude]

Happiness is an illusion, it is a temporary feeling of ignorance of the world's wrongs. The almighty grinning one knows that, and can offer more.

[Freya]

And world is turning really wrong so I'll have that illusion while you get blown up by the robot overlords.

[Croyles]

I'm guessing my mind is just not built for this stuff because I just don't get the joke here...

[demondude]

The only joke here my friend is the belief that we will not win the election!

[Jiro]

http://www.profilebrand.com/funny-pictures/category/demotivational/12_you-funny-kid.gif

[demondude]

http://www.frenchfriends.info/files/funny_soccer.jpg

[I Don't Need A Name]

Alright dd, I'll join you on this escapade! But I deserve power!!

[demondude]

A wise choice. The almighty grinning one welcomes you!

[Jiro]

Andy, no! Don't do it Andy!

[demondude]

The muscles in his mouth have been stretched and mutilated to make him smile as widely as physically possible. He is one of us now.

[I Don't Need A Name]

It's too late dd. I have no power AND NO GODDAM CAPS IN MY NAME! THE FIRST BETRAYAL IS NIGH! G'bye

[demondude]

bollocks.

[Jiro]

Well well well

[qwertysaur]

<img src="http://blogs.davenportlibrary.com/teens/wp-content/meakashion5-laugh1.jpg">

[demondude]

That picture was interesting and amusing, but only becuase qwertysaur posted it and he is awesome and amazing in every way. The almighty grinning one also takes a liking to you, qwerty.

[Timekeeper]

Qwerty, may I ask, are there others like this?
And how often do you watch these things?

[Jiro]

This thread is devoid of fun. I think I must depart here forever. I don't think I can help you, rescue you from this dark depression.

Adieu

[demondude]

Fun is not what the elections are about. You seek happiness in misery, I seek fulfillment in the path of righteousness.

[The Summoner of Leviathan]

Fun is not what the elections are about. You seek happiness in misery, I seek fulfillment in the path of righteousness.

Ah, but the lotus does not blossom in spite of the mud but from the mud.

[Psychotic]

Why so serious?

[demondude]

In a time where the cleansing is upon us we must not joke.

[The Almighty Grinning One]

Purrrrrr ~ *rubs legs of people and falls asleep*

[demondude]

THE LORD AND SAVIOR IS HERE. THE TIME FOR THE RAPTURE HAS COME. HIDE THE CHILDREN AND THE WOMEN, FOR MERCY SHALL NOT BE GIVEN FOR THE UNHOLY HEATHENS OF THIS FORSAKEN PLANET.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Hmm...Smiling? I like smiling. And cats...

I'll think about it :shifty:

[Freya]

o.o second account is second accounty.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Okay! Sign me up :D

[The Almighty Grinning One]

Meeeeowwww.

[Freya]

I knew you didn't know how to party Kari. :colbert:

[The Almighty Grinning One]

*rolls around*

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're a kitty! (http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/cat_proximity.png)

[~*~Celes~*~]

DD I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY WITH YOU simply because whether I join the zombies or not I will be bagged mercilessly :colbert:

[demondude]

The almighty grinning one gave you the will to stay with us. All hail the cat lord!

[NorthernChaosGod]

DD I HAVE DECIDED TO STAY WITH YOU simply because whether I join the zombies or not I will be bagged mercilessly :colbert:

You don't like the baggings? :eek:

[G13]

Heh. They think they can ban The Almighty Grinning One? HE JUST WANTS THEM TO THINK THEY CAN BAN HIM! Praise be to The Almighty Grinning One. :bow:

[Fonzie]

My friend Semendude69, please listen to my cry!~

Become one with our party so that we can use your strengths against all the others. Trust me, you want to be a member of the zombies.

We get free dental after all. /smug

[~*~Celes~*~]

Shhhh, of course I do:mymeltitter:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Shhhh, of course I do:mymeltitter:

;]

[demondude]

My friend Semendude69, please listen to my cry!~

Become one with our party so that we can use your strengths against all the others. Trust me, you want to be a member of the zombies.

We get free dental after all. /smug

I am prepared to create an alliance where our immortal god and your zombies come together into one party, but only if I am given presidency or vice presidency. You must also hold the almighty grinning one in extremely high esteem.

[Fonzie]

My friend Semendude69, please listen to my cry!~

Become one with our party so that we can use your strengths against all the others. Trust me, you want to be a member of the zombies.

We get free dental after all. /smug

I am prepared to create an alliance where our immortal god and your zombies come together into one party, but only if I am given presidency or vice presidency. You must also hold the almighty grinning one in extremely high esteem.

I can't promise anything at the moment seeing as how we haven't set our positions in stone as of yet.

But I do know you will get something quite nice out of all this.

You will get one of my free year-pass for signatures throughout 2010 though as a beginning gift. :cool:

[G13]

You're sellin' out!? Just like a cult leader to do so!

[Fonzie]

You're sellin' out!? Just like a cult leader to do so!

Pff, you'll all become a part of a bigger family, Eric.


Trust me, you'll be safe with us. ;)

[Goldenboko]

If you two merge, I'd like it to go on the record with Kaycee as my witness, I fucking called a merge. Fucking called one. :)

[~*~Celes~*~]

so basically it was pointless for me to re-join this one? :colbert:

[G13]

I'm not in the habit of trusting someone/thing that feasts on my kind. :colbert:

'Sides, a Star Wars based party sprung up so I'm thinking about defecting. :D

[Freya]

I'd like it to go on record that Dan said he was leaving with a "ttyl" and yet he continues to post. I knew he was a liar face.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I KNEW I SHOULD HAVE STUCK WITH THE ZOMBIES, THANKS DD >:[

[Goldenboko]

I'd like it to go on record that Dan said he was leaving with a "ttyl" and yet he continues to post. I knew he was a liar face.

Not my fault I decided it'd be easier to copy a translation from online. Um. Nothing.

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - Touhou 12.5 - Double Spoiler: Scene 12-8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FGuzKhjTE2c)

[Jiro]

I see you have not partied much since my last visit. Where are your balloons? Where are your glowsticks? Where are your triforces made of beer cans?

Son, I am disappoint. Would you like me to show you how to get down?

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - にとりがゲッダン☆ [Nitori Get Down] (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3quTc2-GyM)

[Jiro]

Now that's more like it! Dance like you're on so many energy drinks you're urine breaks the speed of light!

[qwertysaur]

That dance is brought to you for fun thanks to qwertysaur. Bringing you quality fun so the apocolypse party won't steal yours from you.

[Jiro]

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat is this? We're not stealing fun, we're spreading it. Fun! Drinks! and Everybody!

[qwertysaur]

Ever hear of the lotus eaters? That is what you really are. Your party is really a trance to destroy the world. I'm on to the plot, thanks to xatu's future sight.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Ever hear of the lotus eaters? That is what you really are. Your party is really a trance to destroy the world. I'm on to the plot, thanks to xatu's future sight.

Nigga, you's crazy.

[qwertysaur]

You are under the spell. Wake up please.

[NorthernChaosGod]

No, I am under the influence.

[Jiro]

Don't fix what ain't broke. We haven't got any other purpose in life but to have fun, and when life gives you flaming hot lemons of molten lava shooting from a dinosaur's mouth like lazers, you take that :bou::bou::bou::bou: and you acid trip off it.

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - A bouncing vaporeon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZKMZeLcCgLs&feature=related)

[Pheesh]

Don't fix what ain't broke. We haven't got any other purpose in life but to have fun, and when life gives you flaming hot lemons of molten lava shooting from a dinosaur's mouth like lazers, you take that :bou::bou::bou::bou: and you acid trip off it.

Aren't you under the legal drinking age. :/

So, is this party still going, because I like it, and all the other ones are laaaame.

[Freya]

He's an aussie, it's all good.

[Jiro]

I'm old enough to steal my friend, and old enough to break all the rules :cool:

Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

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Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.

[qwertysaur]

He's an aussie, it's all good.
EE is Australian as well :p

[Pheesh]

Yeah, and he's still under the drinking age, even in our awesome liberal country. Parties over jiro. XD

[demondude]

NEWS: The Happy Smilers have joined hands with the Zombie party. We work alongside them but still function for the almighty grinning one. This thread still houses discussion for the happy smilers party and we will accept members under the almighty grinning one's name still. This is a huge step in the direction of true retribution.

[Timekeeper]

Party Integrity, that's what I like to see.

[Pheesh]

Here's the image code for the set I was using; http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/grinsigcopy2.jpg Needs image tags though, obvsly.

I joined the star wars party though, Vader commands me.

[demondude]

Leave, and never return you heathen.

[Timekeeper]

Careful ee the ex-cult zombie smilee cat might bite you if you stay :eek:

[demondude]

Our holy lord and savior realises the potential of the Zombie Party, and believes them to be the lesser of the great evils. Do not slander my God.

[Timekeeper]

Your god thought it necessary to become part of a sub-cult to mindless zombies? I need not slander, really.

Baa!

http://static2.videogamer.com/videogamer/images/pub/misc/vm_legacy_features/god-of-war-goat-431.jpg (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131021-i-didnt-like-any-other-parties-so-i-joined-party-party-elections.html)

[demondude]

You are not powerful by being the most known or being the one with more authority. The truth is what drives us, and the peace at the end of the tongue is what gives us reason to live.

[Psychotic]

We're not mindless. We have plenty of minds. We harvest the things.

[Christmas]

This party is not about :bigsmile:?

[Timekeeper]

I'm sorry Mr. Zombie man, I guess it just depends on your definition of amind, I meant it in less of a physical sense. Had that been the case I would have said brains or something.

I'm cool with there being Zombies, I'm just saddened by the now apparent lack of an insane cult.

[demondude]

Blame the sinners who refused to join our true cause for our capitulation.

[Bastian]

:D

[demondude]

Brother Bastian, the almighty grinning one now has a decision to make, and so do you. Do you accept him as your master or do you defy the truth. One will grant you divine protection, one will lead to your lip nailed to your knees. Choose, and do not keep the almighty grinning one waiting.

[demondude]

THIS IS ENOUGH. THE HAPPY SMILERS ARE NO MORE, FOR THE ALMIGHTY GRINNING ONE HAS LOST ALL HOPE FOR YOU HEATHENS AND TRAITORS. THE END OF THE WORLD IS NIGH! HARVEST OUR SOULS, THEN MAKE THE WORLD PURE AGAIN 'O GREAT ONE!

[The Almighty Grinning One]

Dude, chill.

[Timekeeper]

Oh boy, this is too much!
I'm liking this.

[~*~Celes~*~]

Don't stop believin'! Hold on to that fee-ee-ee-lin'! ;-;

[Goldenboko]

Streetlights, people, wooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaoooooooooaaaaaooooooooaaaah!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Dude, chill.

Yeah, chill, brah.

[Jiro]

All remaining Smilers are cordially invited to join the Apocalypse Party

[qwertysaur]

They are all willing members of the zombie party. We are having a feast in their honor. :zombie:

[Jiro]

It's not a real feast unless it has booze

[qwertysaur]

Who needs booze when there is gray matter involved :zombert:

[Jiro]

Dude, how can you not have booze? You just haven't lived have you

[G13]

I'm glad I left before the zombies got ahold of this cult.

[qwertysaur]

I am undead :zombert:

[Jiro]

Which is why you're missing out.

[qwertysaur]

Don't knock it till you tired it. You get a fun name! :zombie:

[Jiro]

Your tricks don't work on me, scum.

[qwertysaur]

I'm vanilla town. I'm ALWAYS vanilla town. :zombert:

[Jiro]

You still smell bad

[qwertysaur]

That's not me. It's the grinning one's dinner. Sardine ice cream :zombert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You leave my kitty out of this! You undead fiend.

And your parties suck.

[The Almighty Grinning One]

I am not your kitty cat you unclean oaf. *licks paws*

[NorthernChaosGod]

You stay out of this! Kitties can't talk.

*throws catnip ball*

[The Almighty Grinning One]

I talked, therefore I can. Any mortal man can make mistakes, but only an idiot persists in his error.

[NorthernChaosGod]

o_O He keeps talking...
It feels like...
Somebody ..
Put Something..
Somebody put something in my drink

[Jiro]

Yeah that was probably me :jess:

So, yo, Grinning Dude, you still down with the partying or what?