View Full Version : The People's Democratic Party of the Republic of Eyeson

Madame Adequate
03-31-2010, 08:10 PM

I have always struggled to represent the interests of the common poster against the Cid's Knights and Administrators who have conspired to keep us humble and weak, that we will in our dependence not rebel.

All my attempts at reaching an understanding, particularly with Psychotic, nay even permanent friendly cooperation, were foiled by the wish of a small clique, who, either out of hatred or for material reasons, refused any suggestion of agreement and did not conceal their intention or desire of evil. This cabal, the driving force behind the evil plots afoot today, is led by Daniel Towns and his accomplices in the Shinra government.

It is no longer profitable to continue our negotiations with the rulers of this place. A new order must be established, an order which is built on the membership rather than those who would sell our site to the Fool's Gold administration.

Therefore, I propose myself as the only acceptable candiate for those loyal members who support the cause of EoFF security in the face of a hostile world, a world with who we are forced to fight to secure our homeland and families. But how can we fight when we are beset by enemies internal as well as external? When we are betrayed daily?

I will enforce these policies upon my election:

We demand equality of rights for the Eyeson people in its dealings with other sites.

We demand bandwidth and storage space to feed our people and to settle our surplus population.

The right to vote on the Site's government and rules shall be enjoyed by the members of the Site alone. We demand therefore that all official appointments, of whatever kind, whether in the Staff Forum, in the Site Staff or in the smaller localities, shall be held by none but members.

We oppose the corrupting custom of filling posts merely in accordance with party considerations, and without reference to character or abilities.

We demand the ruthless prosecution of those whose activities are injurious to the common interest. Common spammers, advertisers, trolls, etc., must be punished with IP perma-banning.

We demand the expulsion from the site those who have committed injurious acts against the membership and the destruction of their one-sided power over the membership.

We demand that all official site correspondence and debate be open to public scrutiny, whether this take the form of PMs, IMs, emails, secret forums, etc.

I promise to work ruthlessly -- if need be to sacrifice my very membership -- to translate this programme into action.

Membership: I shall suffice.
Motto: "MILF Vindice"
Slogan: What is rotten must be removed.
Presidential candidate: I'm my own MILF
Vice-presidential candidate: I'm my own MILF

03-31-2010, 08:11 PM
the almighty grinning one is confused by your attempt. He wonders why you would refuse his protection for it.

Madame Adequate
03-31-2010, 08:16 PM
Why would I share power with untrustworthies who may at any moment betray the principles of the Eyeson Cohesion movement?

03-31-2010, 08:19 PM
Hatred of Daniel Towns? I can approve.

03-31-2010, 08:25 PM
Here, here!
I wish to become a member of this grand party!

03-31-2010, 08:27 PM
The almighty grinning one offered you salvation and you turn your back on him? Sickening.

Madame Adequate
04-01-2010, 12:45 AM
I am salvation. I am the only one who can lead. There will be no other members because nobody can be trusted to keep the members' best interests in mind, rather than betraying them to the staff clique.

04-01-2010, 01:06 AM
Tch. You're too serious and it's not even 2 yet! You need to loosen up baby, let me take off that shirt! Doesn't that make you feel ready to dance? Yeah, dance dance, we all like to dance, if you wanna dance then we got just the place, so come along but don't get lost in space because in the Apocalypse Party, we know the end is nigh, so let's get high.

Peace out brother

Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

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Final Fantasy VI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/131068-final-fantasy-vi-band.html#post2820056)
Final Fantasy VII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/131056-7th-heaven.html#post2819983)
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Final Fantasy XI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xi-online/131052-collect-ah.html#post2819956)
Final Fantasy XII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/131051-penelo-baby.html#post2819944)
Final Fantasy XIV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiv-online/131050-tambourine-man.html#post2819934)
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Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?


04-01-2010, 05:51 PM
So you are not recruiting?

04-02-2010, 12:21 AM
The shorter the message, the sweeter it may be!

Madame Adequate
04-02-2010, 05:41 PM
So you are not recruiting?


04-03-2010, 06:06 AM
Slogan: What is rotten must be removed.