The Zombie Party - Phase III: Electric Boogaloo. Brains or glory await! Om nom nom!

[Bunny]

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Legend_ofthe_Seeker_Zedd_Richard_Kahlan.jpg

Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?

[Levian]

Changing names of only your party members are we. :colbert:

[Psychotic]

Nobody else has asked me :zombert:

[demondude]

I demand a coloured username. :zombert:

[Levian]

Nobody else has asked me :zombert:

Maybe they will now that they know you'll change names on requests :mwahaha:

[qwertysaur]

But will he change them back :zombert:

[Psychotic]

I'm not Del Murder, dude. I don't give a fuck about name changes xD

[Levian]

Sorry for calling you Del Murder, that was way out of line, are we still friends?

doesn't it take forever to change Rye's name though?

[Psychotic]

I don't know, maybe you better join my party (and everybody else's) to make up for it. :greenie:

Also, apparently not.

[Fonzie]

this thread is great :zombie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Legend_ofthe_Seeker_Zedd_Richard_Kahlan.jpg

Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?

You shut your whore mouth.

[Levian]

maybe you better join my party (and everybody else's) to make up for it. :greenie:

It's creepy when you remember things about me that I've forgotten myself.

[Ultima Shadow]

Zombies are pretty much banelings, so look who showed up to help?

http://scifipulse.net/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Legend_ofthe_Seeker_Zedd_Richard_Kahlan.jpg

Oh no, the Bad Acting Brigade, whatever shall they do?
Calling them bad is an insult to the word "bad". A mere "bad" can't get THAT bad!

[Aerith's Knight]

*sniff*

[demondude]

That's been posted twice already. :p

[Psychotic]

I hate to break it to you, but it's the third time that has been posted in this thread. :p

^yeah that.

[Aerith's Knight]

That's because you guys post too much!

I can't keep up anymore. :(

[demondude]

Some party animal you are. Need to sit down? Need some nice Malt while you rock yourself to sleep?

[Aerith's Knight]

The studying is making me crack, I may end up killing everyone.


...good times.

[NorthernChaosGod]

The studying is making me crack, I may end up killing everyone.


...good times.

Just aim for the zombies and all is good. :cool:

[Jiro]

You attacked our thread because you are jealous. Zombie bitches are jealous ahahaha go and cry to your zombie ho mommies yeah you heard me. Stay the fuck out of my thread before I have to make it Serious Time for 24 hours and hunt you down.

Meet Hector. He likes to watch zombie heads go pop.
http://www.topgunss.com/picts/PT92.jpg

[qwertysaur]

At least this ones an actual gun that shoots bullets. :zombert:

[Jiro]

That isn't just any gun. Hector and me, we've battled up a tower full of elite soldiers and still come out on top. Rotting hunks of :bou::bou::bou::bou: like you guys haven't got a chance. Let's dance!

[qwertysaur]

No, it's that NCG posted a picture of an airgun in retaliation in one of the threads.

Shall I summon a dance partner for you?

[Jiro]

That's because NCG is so goddamn badass that he can easily dispatch you with an airgun. Ain't no bullets necessary, ch'yeah :cool:

I don't need you to find me a dance partner, my charm, good looks and aura of badassity is all I need baby

[qwertysaur]

You partner has arrived. :zombie:
<img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Queen_Brahne01--article_image.jpg" border="0">

[Jiro]

Compared to you guys, she's hot.

[Fonzie]

I thought they had tight gun restrictions in Australia :zombie:


have you even ever fired a gun kid? :zombert:

[qwertysaur]

Jiro thinks Queen Bhrane is hot... gross.

[Fonzie]

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

[Fonzie]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day. :zombert:

[Jiro]

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

[qwertysaur]

while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Let's just let Paul decide it, though, I don't think he'll be here tomorrow in which I might just have to don the mantle for the day. :zombert:
It's a plan.
President: Necrotic
VP: Fonz(omb)ie
Slogan: Providing a brain filled future for your children
Motto: Graaaaaaaaaaagh! ("Why beat your meat when you can eat it?")

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes
I'm older than you :zombert:

[Fonzie]

Would you like me to show you how well I can fire a gun? Right between the eyes junior, right between the eyes

Being from Texas, unfortunately, there is a significant chance I know more about guns and gun accessories(KotH) then you do, lol like this is something to brag about *sigh*

Just saying, I highly doubt someone that has never fired a gun before in their life has the ability to nail a pretty hard shot like that in their first try :p :zombert:

edit: Scott, I think our motto was "Why beat your meat when you can eat it?"

[Jiro]

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

You know those cowboy stories how the kids are on the property and learn to fire a gun from a very young age?

Sometimes stories ain't just stories, bitch. Don't quote law to me. We all know that having a law doesn't stop people from breaking it. Better luck next time.


while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Told you, zombieboy. Serious time for 24 hours while I clean up the mess. I'm not tripping over myself, I'm stone cold sober. And real pissed off.

[qwertysaur]

edit: Scott, I think our motto was "Why beat your meat when you can eat it?"
That's what I said, in Zombie. :zombert:
I'll edit that in for those who don't speak the tongue though.

[Fonzie]

State laws govern the possession and use of firearms in Australia. These laws were largely aligned under the 1996 National Agreement on Firearms. Anyone wishing to possess or use a firearm must have a Firearms Licence and, with some exceptions, be over the age of 18. Owners must have secure storage for their firearms.

Looks like our friend Jiro will have to wait a year to fire his first gun :zombie:

You know those cowboy stories how the kids are on the property and learn to fire a gun from a very young age?

Sometimes stories ain't just stories, bitch. Don't quote law to me. We all know that having a law doesn't stop people from breaking it. Better luck next time.


while the drunk trips over himself, show of hands, fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?

Told you, zombieboy. Serious time for 24 hours while I clean up the mess. I'm not tripping over myself, I'm stone cold sober. And real pissed off.

the only cowboy I know that comes from Austrialia is Heath Ledger, and he's as dead as disco, therefore making him a zombie. :zombert:

we possess the only Australian zombie/cowboy :zombie:

go us!

[Jiro]

I can clearly see why your knowledge of the world is the be all and end all.

[Værn]

fonz(omb)ie or zombiedude for VP?
Well, I'm clearly a cleric built specifically to destroy massive swarms of undead. Knowing that I can use my Turn Undead ability to nuke the entire Zombie Party in one shot, I suggest that you put me at the top to appease me.
Besides, zombies have no intelligence score. Somebody has to think for them.

[Momiji]

the only cowboy I know that comes from Austrialia is Heath Ledger, and he's as dead as disco, therefore making him a zombie. :zombert:

we possess the only Australian zombie/cowboy :zombie:

go us!


You can't argue with that kind of logic.

[Pheesh]

I'll just leave this here

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/zombieland-woody_l.jpg

[qwertysaur]

Vaern you can be supreme overlord of Nerds in Paradise. Six forums for you to control. :zombie:

[Fonzie]

I can clearly see why your knowledge of the world is the be all and end all.

by all means, abuse prescription medicines and join our team like your hero

we could use some new blood, perse :zombie:

[Jiro]

Jesus. I expected more from you Mo'

Sorry, but I don't turn my back on my friends. I might have numerous faults but you're never going to be able to call me disloyal.

[Momiji]

you mad?

http://www.blogcdn.com/www.urlesque.com/media/2009/02/1202204889_944e76c45b.jpg

[Goldenboko]

I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:

[Jiro]

I'm not mad, I'm disappointed. I thought better of you :cry:

[qwertysaur]

How do you know a zombie did it? It could have been any of the mods!

[Fonzie]

scott is right, I believe paul is catching 8 winks do to the meet up tomorrow :zombie:

[Fonzie]

this thread needs more kaycee friend chicken

<img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg">

[qwertysaur]

yum

[demondude]

Hey who made Zombiesaur king of the Zombies. :zombert: Psy makes VP choice!

[NorthernChaosGod]

No, it's that NCG posted a picture of an airgun in retaliation in one of the threads.
First, I am indeed that badass. Secondly. TANK.


I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:
Fuck yeah, welcome aboard the killing team, Boko.

[qwertysaur]

:zombie: Remember to vote Zombie party in the primaries. We bring a fun zombie future for your children

[Chloe.]

Have I missed much? Who's brains have we eaten? http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/ffmaniac22/zombieforchloe.gif

[qwertysaur]

Just some Apocalypse snacks. We also got one of them to see the truth and convert :zombie:

[Ultima Shadow]

I hope you silly zombies don't mind getting some meteors dropping on your heads. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JVy0vtF_2A) :cool:

[Iceglow]

I think we may have some images when Loki gets his arse in gear that will provoke our rivals in to a foolish suicidal charge in to the mob of us meaning it'll be brains all around.

[Psychotic]

I told you that if you removed my Avatar I'd murder you. It's zombie slayin' time. :colbert:Seeing as how I didn't do it:

Shut up, Boko.

[qwertysaur]

Those meteors were supposed to hurt? that tickled. :zombie:

[Psychotic]

Oh god my arm developed rigor mortis while I was, ah, ahem...you know... and now it is stuck that way.

This is pretty embarassing. :zombie:

[PureMourning]

Arrghhh.... we still have zombies in our party who need to vote!

PM 'Message Booth' with your bloody votes!

The official voting thread is: here (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-elections-2010/131145-eoff-election-primaries-1-3-5-7-a.html)

[Depression Moon]

Can I be a part of the zombie club?

[Psychotic]

You sure can!

[Agent Proto]

this thread needs more kaycee friend chicken

<img src="http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/KFC.jpg">

Just a thought, but wouldn't KFB (Kaycee Fried Brains) be more appealing to zombies than KFC (Kaycee Fried Chicken)?

[Depression Moon]

You sure can!

What do I have to do to join?

[qwertysaur]

Just send a message to election booth voting for the Zombie party and if you want put a party banner in your sig. :zombie:

[Shiny]

I see dead people. Oh wait, that's just my reflection.

This message brought to you by Flesh Chex. Get your daily dose!

[Psychotic]

You sure can!

What do I have to do to join?What Zombiesaur said. What would you like to be your zombie name? I am thinking Depressing Moan maybe, but if anyone has a better one, let's hear it!

[Fonzie]

Deathly Moan?

[Psychotic]

Works for me! :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

You forgot to include Zombidovich in the OP Necrotic! :zombie:

[Psychotic]

Boy is my face red. Or at least, it would be if it wasn't rotting.

Speaking of my face, ta-da:

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/zombiechotic.jpg

It's zombie me! He may be dead, but his teabag ability is still primed and ready.

While we wait for the Primary results, let's have some fun and make zombie South Park versions of ourselves. Heck, you can have a go if you're from another party too. It's all in good fun! :zombie:

SP-Studio (http://www.sp-studio.de/)

[Fonzie]

Striped sweater very much required xD

[Psychotic]

But of course. I demand zombie Colton! :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

<img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/zombiesaur.png" border="0" title="braaaaaaaains">

[Fonzie]

But of course. I demand zombie Colton! :zombie:

Ours would be basically the same lol

[PureMourning]

http://img31.imageshack.us/img31/2412/zombiesp.jpg

[Psychotic]

haha god damn your zombie has some scary eyes.

Also diggin' techno-green qwerty!

[qwertysaur]

You are welcome to come over and play some games, my sword is only for defense. SOME people think that just because I'm undead it's OK to try and kill me :(

[Del Murder]

I love the South Park characters. If the 501st Legion doesn't make it through I'll definitely be rooting for you guys. :vader:

Let's make sure both our parties make it through!

[Psychotic]

I support the above message - in the name of fun!

[qwertysaur]

Same goes to you Del!

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck yeah, zombie killing. :cool:

http://img411.imageshack.us/img411/3024/clipboard01te.jpg

[Pheesh]

Oh snap. I know that apocalypse joining, party-going, sith lord wannabe didn't use a red lightsaber.

We are vader's fist, and clutched tightly in that fist is a red lightsaber, the likes of which you will never wield!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

[Jiro]

I even put on my favourite scarf just for you guys.

http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd61/Seiken_Bushido/Personal/Random%20Locked%20Stuff/Picture1-1.png

[NorthernChaosGod]

Why is your picture bigger? Did you stretch it? o_O

[Jiro]

You cannot contain my powah :cool:

Nah I have no idea. It just decided to grow, yo.

[G13]

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

[NorthernChaosGod]

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

Bitch plz. If you weren't my partner I'd cut off your head.

[qwertysaur]

I love how the 501st legion is all awesome and friendly but the Apocolypse people are the reason why I need to carry a sword around. :zombie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

You can't use a sword, you're a zombie.

[qwertysaur]

*stabs* :zombie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

That tickles. :p

[qwertysaur]

I summon the frozen maiden, let all be still in your everlasting ice. Come, Zombie Shiva! :eiko:

[G13]

I took it from you guys because I'm better than you.

I AM ALL THAT IS MAN. :smug:

*checks* Nope, we still got ours. You must have gotten one of those Korean knock-offs.

Bitch plz. If you weren't my partner I'd cut off your head.

Bitch? Cut off my head? Oh, the gloves are off partner!

*fires up the jetpack*

Let's see if wookiee's can fly!

[NorthernChaosGod]

You're going down like my prom date. Say hi to daddy for me. :mad2:

[Jiro]

We didn't start the fire, zombiesaur, but we're sure as hell going to purge you with it.

Guardian, dude, chill out. Get that blaster out of your ass and relax a little.

[qwertysaur]

Maybe you are the ones who need to cool off. :zombert:

Shiva, you see the two mean looking people with the weapons and novelty party hats, use Diamond dust on them!

[G13]

You're going down like my prom date. Say hi to daddy for me. :mad2:

:crying2: I told you that in confidence!


Guardian, dude, chill out. Get that blaster out of your ass and relax a little.

What's that Jiro? I can't hear you over the roar of the Super Laser's engine!

[Jiro]

Guardian, take off your helmet man, he's aiming for you!

I don't wear no hats zombie, messes with my sexy hair. Don't make me come over there.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Stop throwing ice cubes at me, we need those for the drinks. :colbert:

[qwertysaur]

Shiva begins to freeze the area around her targets.

Jiro, you prefer a swordfight?

[Jiro]

You wanna duel? Then let's duel. I'm gonna make this quick, I hear some babes calling for me back in the partycrawler.

[NorthernChaosGod]

It's not freezing, my fur is just wet now. :mad2:

[qwertysaur]

Shiva begins spinning, reducing the temperature of the area around her significantly.

My sword has a name, did you know that? He likes to play, do you want to join in the fun? :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

*rips Zombiesaur's arms out of his sockets*

[Jiro]

Better dance to warm up ya know, don't want pneumonia or nothin'.

Unless your sword be named "gggrhghhghghg" then I don't think you got no Bankai :bou::bou::bou::bou: on me.

[NorthernChaosGod]

*dances with beezies*

You get 'im, Jiro.

[qwertysaur]

Oh really. Shikai should be enough to defeat you anyway. Revive, Amaeratsu. The sword floats and is releasing a pink and purple flame.

[Jiro]

I got dis. It's on like french toast now, sucka.

Pick a higher ep number if you want to beat me foo'. I got this one covered

[qwertysaur]

Ameteratsu is sharp enough to cut air itself, and I can use it without holding it. That fire can either heal or destroy. Parry a blade of flames if you can!

[NorthernChaosGod]

*throws water on Zombiesaur*

[Jiro]

Revive, Amaeratsu.


Ameteratsu is sharp enough to cut air itself
:roll2

[qwertysaur]

Why did you do that? I'm not holding Amateratsu, she is already flying towards Jiro ready to make some ribbons.

Edit: Typo, it's 4:00 here!

[Jiro]

Fly at me if you want, I don't care. Try and make ribbons out of me. You still have no clue who you're messin' with :jiro:

[qwertysaur]

Amateratsu takes a swing at Jiro. The flames reach about 30 cm from all parts of the blade, and are a deep purple color. There is a bang as the air is cut.

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://www.brawlsnapshots.com/snapshots/180929.jpg
Squirtle uses surf. It's super effective!

[qwertysaur]

Amateratsu's flames recede a few cm as it cuts through the water. The attack also hit's Jiro.

[Jiro]

I think you'll find I break all your rules there, zombiesaur. You can't cut what isn't there.

[qwertysaur]

Ah, so you want to die? i'll unleash Bankai, but I suggest you just leave, if you value your life.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Amateratsu's flames recede a few cm as it cuts through the water. The attack also hit's Jiro.

You're cheating.

[Jiro]

He's not the only one who can fuck with physics. Yeah bitches, watch me move. If you can

[qwertysaur]

Run away if you wish to live. BAN-KAI! O-kami Ameteratsu. My sword explodes in a brilliant array of flames, and a circle 100 meters in diameter appears on the ground around me. A column of thin crystal surrounds me.

Anybody within this sphere is in the in Ameteratsu's domain. If you want to live get out of it before she comes. The barrier around me is impenetrable from both sides, you have to defeat Amateratsu to release it.

[NorthernChaosGod]

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/9693/kajsdfad.jpg

[Jiro]

You know I can move 100m in 11 seconds when I'm not using my skillz with a z, right? You can't touch dis.

[qwertysaur]

So you choose death? Fine by me. I might be able to make you into a zombie if your Charred body still has some life in it. Last chance to leave!

[Jiro]

Here's my answer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5OlTmTfWXsY)

[qwertysaur]

It begins. The entire area within the circle to the barrier erupts in flames. These flames burn at 300 Centigrade, and right now they are that's just the warm up. A woman descends into the flames, holding a sword in one hand and a fan in the other. This is Ameteratsu. You must defeat her to dispel the barrier. Can you fight her from within the flames?

[Jiro]

"Hey, Ameteratsu baby. You're looking pretty hot." (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PPnub_wyJ0)

[qwertysaur]

Ameteratsu starts to dash towards Jiro, sword drawn. The flames are now at 350 degrees.

[Jiro]

But sadly, Ameteratsu's pants just... (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zAPl1BczK0I&feature=channel)

[qwertysaur]

Amateratsu is wearing a skirt... She slashes at Jiro, the flames are at 400 Degrees.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Jiro, you rule.

[Jiro]

Amateratsu/Jiro

A Hot Love Affair

Like all great love stories, it began at the beginning of the zombie apocalypse. Amateratsu was enslaved by one of the zombies, who was trying to destroy the pseudo leader of a band of ragamuffin, sex-appeal exuding party animals.

The zombies name was zombiesaur. Zombiesaur figured himself lord and master over Amateratsu, but as we will come to see, she had other ideas. When summoned, she remembered back to her days of playing Final Fantasy VII.

I must act like Nanaki did while caged with Aeris.

She pretended to fight. She didn't pull many punches; she cut a deep line through Jiro's chest, his shirt just falling to the ground.

"Tch, lucky shot," he said, grimacing from the pain. "You're quicker than I thought."

"You're mine now baby!"

She sped at him, stretched out her left arm and hoisted Jiro off the ground. She kept sprinting, through the forests, over the mountains, around the bogs (because eww dirty feet). Eventually she found a small woodland cottage, surrounded by little animals.

"This looks like a nice place," she said.

"What are you doing to me?!" Jiro shouted.

"Shut up and kiss me."

They had steamy and passionate sex, eventually. It took a while for the wound to heal up. Nobody knows what befell zombiesaur as he stood there, lonely and alone on the empty plain.

Some saw and eagle shat on his head. Some say he cried zombie juices until the ground rotted beneath him and he fell into the earth's core. Some people don't say much because they're too busy have really hot sex with a goddess :smug:

[Iceglow]

Ok picture heavy post kinda... but here goes

Jiro... Dude, you need to get over the party crawler it got jacked and now the only babes in there are the zombie babes o nom nom nom. Look see:

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/zombiecrawlerarrives2.png

Avid followers will note the number of zombies onboard has grown and Chloe is up in the front with someone close behind, I don't know who I'm just the artist :zombie: Hopefully, we'll be adding more zombies and more trophies as the elections go on.

Meanwhile there was an incident where 2 zombies recently chased 2 furries around Birmingham city center for a day, pizza failed to stop the zombies so the furries turned to the only weapon they had...

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/twozombiesconsiderlunch.png

It worked for them fortunately for all parties. Though as can be seen the two zombies did have to consider it for a second or two before allowing the furries to escape.

Finally, here is my Zombie southpark character, the drool is because Chloe just flashed her rotting breasts at him...zombies dig that

http://i224.photobucket.com/albums/dd286/Lasuria/icegnaw.png

<b>EDIT: Let's stop posting images of members when they don't want them posted. Respect their wishes. -Murder</b>

[Jiro]

PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

[qwertysaur]

Nice try, points for effort
You are in a field of fire, that is currently at 400 Degrees. you are seriously burned and Amateratsu takes out her fan. "Did you enjoy my little illusion. Don't take it personally, I'm bound by the pact and the circle, I will defend he who is in the center barrier at all costs." The flames are getting hotter.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Fuck yeah! Our party is clearly the superior party. :smug:

[Pheesh]

PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

Ice had iron-clad visual evidence to back his stories up. Can't say the same for your little tale.

[Iceglow]

PS my new gf brought some other hot goddess babes to play with NCG and the rest of my crew. Hell some strong burly brothers came with them for Bobby et al. too

Ice had iron-clad visual evidence to back his stories up. Can't say the same for your little tale.

Damn straight :zombert:

[Jiro]

The Illusions

Jiro was shocked.

"I can't believe that :bou::bou::bou::bou: was fake. I mean damn girl, you was wild in bed!"

NCG who, you know, was just being badass, piped up. "You lying whore."

"I hear ya, I hear ya," Jiro said. "Well turns out the whole deal was a dream right so.."

He looked at his chest. "No scar, see?" He grinned so broadly that the sun caught his teeth and blinded zombiesaur and Amateratsu.

"Sorry to do this to such a fine young thang such as yo'self."

Jiro dashed through the fire, his clothes burning and his skin melting. He gritted his teeth.

Lucky I've spent so much time around Breine and Rodarian, being enveloped in hotness has given me thicker skin.

He jumped onto Amateratsu's shoulder and then leapt forwards, making her stumble slightly. He sailed forward and kicked zombiesaur in the side of the head.

"Booya, fucker!" Jiro shouted.

"That's m'boy," NCG said. "I taught him everything he knows, hella yeah." He donned his sunglasses and Amateratsu hit the deck, defeated utterly.

Jiro was wounded, his skin burnt badly. "I don't think I'mma make it man," he moaned.

The Apocalypse Party surrounded him and began chanting. I dunno why, they're some crazy folk they are. But eventually Rebellious Eagle the sweetheart applied some first aid and called the ambulance and got Jiro to the hospital where he healed up kind of okay ya know?

[qwertysaur]

Next time Ameteratsu will not fall for the same trick. Don't come near this thread if you plan to attack, because she hates losing like that. She vanishes and her flames simmer down. i get up and walk into the zombiecrawler to allow my mana to recharge and have a nice snack.

[Jiro]

But dude, I still got like 11 more badasses ready to kick your ass. All of the Apocalypse Party know how to bring the funk.

[qwertysaur]

It's 5:30 in the morning. I have to wake up at 6:30 for classes

[demondude]

The real badass just entered the room. He is me.

[Jiro]

Do you wanna go a round for old times, Dee Dee my friend?

[demondude]

You start.

[Jiro]

It is often believed that, in group situations, cooperation is the key to success. In addition, conflict is frowned upon; in team situations, conflict is the fastest route to failure. However, this is not always the case. Conflict can, in some circumstances, be of great benefit. By eliminating, or at least minimising the harmful effects of, a group can use the conflict to become a more cohesive and productive group, gain new perspectives on both sides of an idea or argument and enact an actual change. Through simple measures, such as establishing group procedures and encouraging an open and friendly environment for discussion, conflict can be managed and a successful group created.

Conflict in groups can have positive effects on the group outcomes, but also on the people involved. Tension and frustration can be built up through the course of the group work, or due to external forces relating to personal lives. Conflict within the group allows members a place to vent this frustration in a way that can provide benefit to the situation at hand. This can also help air concerns that group members have we each other, and ease the tension between them in order to create a positive atmosphere. Settling the differences, rather than ignoring them, is an effective way to cease the trouble altogether.

A range of new information and ideas can be brought about by conflict. Group members who disagree with an idea can bring forward their own, or suggest ways to amend or improve the original idea. A simple suggestion can spark another, or help someone find a flaw in their plan. By examining and scrutinising from every angle, groups can overcome flaws in an idea. This amended idea is, in turn, discussed and debated and the entire process repeated until the best possible idea is reached. This mimics the way in which bills are moved between the Upper and Lower Houses in the Australian Government. Without this, there would only be a single, heavily flawed idea submitted, rendering the group itself effectively purposeless.

The catalyst of change is conflict. Without conflict, there is no reason to change and no suggested alternatives. Baden (1997, p. 1) quotes a Marxist belief that conflict was the cog in the machine of human progress.

Effective meeting structures are essential to successful group work. While a complete formal meeting structure might not be completely necessary, following the basic guidelines ensures that the matters at hand are dealt with efficiently. There are seven rules to conducting an effect meeting: have a purpose for the meeting; stick to the agenda; have time limits for each topic; ensure all members participate; start and end on time; distribute minutes prior to the meeting; and do not have a meeting if it is unneeded. By following these rules, a group can ensure their meetings are of actual benefit.

One of the most logical ways to manage conflict is by creating a positive atmosphere for discussions. Ellis and Fisher (1994, p. 241) state that one of the reasons groups do not clearly identify the issues within a certain is because the members do not feel comfortable stating their opinions. Establishing this positive environment can be quite simple. One method is to identify the group members who are reserved or who appear to be withholding a comment, and ask them for their opinion. This actively engages them in the discussion, and will help them to feel confident to speak up at other times. Following on from this, offering positive feedback and constructive criticism shows that the idea was received, whether the idea itself is useful or not.

Okay go

[demondude]

ur face

[Jiro]

I think my job is done here. Time to actually make that essay not suck balls. Oh, and be finished.

[Iceglow]

I think my job is done here. Time to actually make that essay not suck balls. Oh, and be finished.

Yessss go do your schoolwork, whilst we feast upon the brains of your fellow apocalyptonites....yesss whilst they sleep their brains will be fried and diced and munched and squelched and then we shall have our victorrrryyyyy!

[Jiro]

You seem to have a bit of a slur going on there. You want me to call a specialist?

[Iceglow]

You seem to have a bit of a slur going on there. You want me to call a specialist?

Sorry it's all those apocalyptian brains I'm chewing on they're making me drool slightly, no need for the specialist unless she's hot and has a tasty brain.

[Jiro]

You like rotting breasts, I don't think she's your type

[Jess]

I've been playing a lot of Left for Dead 2 lately, so I think I will join!

[Iceglow]

I've been playing a lot of Left for Dead 2 lately, so I think I will join!

Good good so what shall we change your name to? Zombie words beginning with J are difficult to come by...

Also, Jiro...I believe we can make an exception for the specialist, we can always convert her and have her rotting with us :zombie:

[Jiro]

I've been playing a lot of Left for Dead 2 lately, so I think I will join!

Yeah because that makes sense xD "Been killin' lots of zombies, might ignore the Apocalypse Party who are fightin' the good fight while partying it up and join the zombies themselves"

Not that I have an issue with this, be my guest, submit yourself to their... yeah. But please tell me I'm not the only one appreciating the irony xD

[Psychotic]

Well everyone else ignores you, so it stands to reason that she would as well. :zombie:

Welcome aboard, new zombie! The horde grows ever stronger.

[Jess]

What a pretty avatar! :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

<img src="http://i296.photobucket.com/albums/mm163/qwertyxsora/Queen_Brahne01--article_image.jpg" border="0" titile="Jiro when making this post">
:zombert:

[demondude]

Something came up, I'm going to have to hand over my vice prez to Fonz.

[~*~Celes~*~]

my chocobo isn't very zombified now is it :zombert:

[Fonzie]

Something came up, I'm going to have to hand over my vice prez to Fonz.

oh, irony xDD

Paul, give the VP to qwerty or steve please haha

[Psychotic]

Oh you guys. :zombert:

[Fonzie]

I'm sorry

:[

stuff is about to go down sometime this week!

[Psychotic]

It's cool I'll just hire a hooker and she can do it. Probably more disease-ridden than your average zombie anyway.

VP is open to whoever wants it!

[qwertysaur]

I'll take it :zombie:

[Fonzie]

It's cool I'll just hire a hooker and she can do it. Probably more disease-ridden than your average zombie anyway.

VP is open to whoever wants it!

Don't talk about Shlup that way! >:/

[Psychotic]

Excellent. May the curse of the VP not strike you for several days, my good green-skinned fellow.

Also, sorry Shlup. I know the test said you only had the herp and the clap. :aimkiss:

[Fonzie]

She's also got a bad case of deepthroatitis. :(

I'll pray tonight that her gag-reflex cumsback. :zombert:

[Madame Adequate]

Gentlemen I have cast my most illustrious vote, our victory is assured.

[G13]

You're already winning you bastards! Help us out!

[NorthernChaosGod]

I've been playing a lot of Left for Dead 2 lately, so I think I will join!

Yeah because that makes sense xD "Been killin' lots of zombies, might ignore the Apocalypse Party who are fightin' the good fight while partying it up and join the zombies themselves"

Not that I have an issue with this, be my guest, submit yourself to their... yeah. But please tell me I'm not the only one appreciating the irony xD

Delicious irony is delicious.

[Psychotic]

Delicious brains are delicious too. *snacks on NCG*

Why, is that a dash of pepper I detect?

[Del Murder]

If the 501st tanks, will you let me join this party as Delicious Murder?

[Psychotic]

Hahahahaha awesome name. But of course.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Delicious brains are delicious too. *snacks on NCG*

Why, is that a dash of pepper I detect?

*smacks Necrotic with shaolin spade*

Oi! Keep your grubby paws off me. :doublecolbert:

[Psychotic]

I'll have you know I had them manicured this morning. :zombert:

[qwertysaur]

Mmmm, northern chaos snack

[Ultima Shadow]

I'll probably join as well, if the Babe Keepers fail and zombies progress... which is exactly what I believe will happen.

I might as well try coming up with some witty zombie name already. :greenie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

I'll have you know I had them manicured this morning. :zombert:

They're still dirty and gross looking.

[Psychotic]

And they've now been inside of you. Hope you like infections!

[NorthernChaosGod]

That's funny, I said about as much to your mum last night. :smug:

[Quindiana Jones]

That's probably the best mum joke I've ever read.

[Psychotic]

Well of course she likes infections. She's a zombie. That's like asking an Apocalypse Party member if they like losing.

[G13]

Genius... Pure genius! xD

[NorthernChaosGod]

Well of course she likes infections. She's a zombie. That's like asking an Apocalypse Party member if they like losing.

We'll see who's the loser all in due time. :colbert:

EDIT: Thank you, Quin. I try. *bows*

[Psychotic]

C'mere you big lug. *hug*

[NorthernChaosGod]

I suppose there is no point in fighting it anymore.

I still say it's a partycrawler.

[Psychotic]

Whatever you want to call it, it's still soaked in blood and puke. I'm not sure if you'd even want it back at this point!
I'll probably join as well, if the Babe Keepers fail and zombies progress... which is exactly what I believe will happen.

I might as well try coming up with some witty zombie name already. :greenie:Undead Shambling? :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

Don't forget the maggots! :zombie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Your blood, our puke. Just needs a hosing.

[Psychotic]

I think an industrial strength napalm bath might be better.

[NorthernChaosGod]

That might work better.

[qwertysaur]

Might need more than one, zombiedude likes to run around throwing mystery something that is festering. :zombie:

[Ultima Shadow]

Alright, I'll join you peps now. ZOMBIEFY ME, YOU SEXY PANTHERS!!! ZOMBIEFY MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! GGGAAAAAAAAHHHRGGHAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!


Undead Shambling? :zombie:
That's brilliant.

[Psychotic]

You asked for it! *bites*

[qwertysaur]

Undead & Shambling, the zombie lecher. :zombie:

[Ultima Shadow]

YARRRR!!! Wait, that's a pirate. GAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!!

I'll fix my sig a bit tomorrow... probably.

:zombert:

[Quindiana Jones]

In a hypothetical situation, were I to join this party would I be allowed to become Lich My Balls?

[Psychotic]

Yes. Call me if you ever want to turn traitor. :zombie:

[Quindiana Jones]

Too late! My fate is already sealed. I'm gonna have to keep "Lich my balls" as a taunt.

So, yeah. Lich my balls, brainless drones!

[qwertysaur]

*eats Mace Quindu's brains* :zombie:

[Agent Proto]

So if I were to join, what would be my zombified name?

[Psychotic]

A gent, rotting. (or Protting if you want to refer to Proto which was my goal, but it's kind of clunky)

That or Brains A-graspin'. :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

Protozombie :zombie:

[Agent Proto]

Protting it is then. xD Consider me in. well, whatever works.

[Rye]

Hooray. next tasks! I really want Lord of the GC!

[Jessweeee♪]

Stuffing my face with real food didn't help any; perhaps I just need some brains.

[Rye]

Lady BrainBrains!

[qwertysaur]

LadyBrainBrain♪

[Psychotic]

Zombieeee♪ imho

Also thinking of changing the banner slightly for Phase II. Y'all tell me what y'all think.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/zombieextinction.png

I know 'saur will like it. But idk. Maybe it is a bit cluttered.

[Agent Proto]

How about Zombweeee♪?

[qwertysaur]

It's green. You know my answer already :zombert:

[Jessweeee♪]

I like Zombieeee♪

[Momiji]

Zombieeee♪ imho

Also thinking of changing the banner slightly for Phase II. Y'all tell me what y'all think.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/zombieextinction.png

I know 'saur will like it. But idk. Maybe it is a bit cluttered.

I approve of it. :D

[Fonzie]

I like "Jess-should-be-studying-for-her-damn-test"

>:[

[Psychotic]

Well, now we have the Jessica trifecta! You better start running (or flying or whatever it is that you spaceship men do) 501st!

[Quindiana Jones]

I have a purple lightsaber that's a-going straight up your bum, Necrophile.

[~*~Celes~*~]

I :heart: :zombie:

[Psychotic]

And you're calling me the necrophile?

[Quindiana Jones]

I'm dead inside, if it makes it more even.

[Psychotic]

So that explains why the blood doesn't flow to your...head.

(THE HEAD OF YOUR PENIS HA HA HA OH NO I DI'N'T.)

[Quindiana Jones]

Your failed attempts at arousal are more due to your hideous, decomposing face than any dysfunction on my part. That's not to say it isn't there, it's just that your disfigured and maggot-infested body couldn't erect even the horniest of teenagers.

[Psychotic]

Your dad didn't seem to have any problems getting it up this afternoon. :confused:

[Quindiana Jones]

Not with your mum around, no.

[Psychotic]

Bitch please. Your dad couldn't afford my mum. He had to make do with your grotty sister. You know, the one with the lazy eye. :barf:

[Quindiana Jones]

Dude, that is your mum.

[Psychotic]

Well hello there Uncle Quin, I see you're still dipping into the family trough. Genetic diversity? Who needs it!

[Quindiana Jones]

You're one to talk about genetic diversity, zombie.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Will you two get a room already?

[Psychotic]

We're a bit more diverse than you, clone boy.

[Quindiana Jones]

Hey, I'm the token black guy in the films. I'm about as diverse as Lucas gets.

[Psychotic]

Three words: Lando motherfucking Calrissian.

[Quindiana Jones]

Sorry, my bad. I'm the token straight black guy.

[Psychotic]

Purple lightsabre, love of fruity things...mm-hmm.

[Quindiana Jones]

I did poop my pants, brb, bathroom

EDIT: Haha I didn't notice he'd done this.

[Aerith's Knight]

I can be VP now? :p

The 501st did offer me epic names.

[qwertysaur]

Election Booth says President and VP must have been members during the Primary. I would give the spot up if you were eligible though. :zombie:

We can top any name the 501st offered you. :zombert:

[Quindiana Jones]

I doubt that.

[Iceglow]

Zombieeee♪ imho

Also thinking of changing the banner slightly for Phase II. Y'all tell me what y'all think.

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e373/photobucketamazingness/zombieextinction.png

I know 'saur will like it. But idk. Maybe it is a bit cluttered.

It's good but it's missing a certain trophy ;)

[qwertysaur]

Cabinet positions. Just claim what you want to do, and if two people want the same position you can have a battle of wits or something for the spot. So far
General and Newbie are taken.

[Breine]

Now that The Apocalypse party has been eliminated, Psy was nice enough (or sly enough?) to send me a PM, where he asked me to join this party. He e.g. used me being a BAotW member many years ago as an argument... and let's just face it.. my name is like made for being a member of this party.

So... I'll join! :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

Welcome, Braaains? :zombie:

[Breine]

Thanks! idk, what should my new name be?

[Psychotic]

Breeeeeines. :)

Also come on, 2004 was a hell of an awesome ride xD

[Aerith's Knight]

Now I am free of the mighty clutches of boobies, I shall join this noble establishment. Although that name better be damn awesome, because you can imagine how many Star wars names you can make with Knight. xD

I already know the brain song from memory.