The Convince-Bastian-To-Join-Your-Party Party

[Bastian]

Members
Bastian

Motto
We will join the party of the highest bidder!

Have a slogan
You know you want me.

Presidential Candidate
Bastian

Vice President Candidate
Bastian

[Aerith's Knight]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s247/MurphysLaw6666/Funny%20pics/nobody-cares.jpg

[demondude]

I offer 1 million pounds and the protection of a divine God.

EDIT: I care. :(

[Freya]

Do you like booze and partying and watching the world fall to pieces while you have fun since you can't do a thing about it anyway? IF SO JOIN THE APOCALYPSE PARTY!

[Goldenboko]

Sorry Bastian, my party's an exclusive one. It's already filled up with me and hookers.

[Bastian]

Dammit! The only party I REALLY wanted to join was GB's.

Now I guess I'll have to choose between Happy Smiler's and Apocalypse . . . which one, which one?

[Freya]

Their almighty one was false so he was banned. :/ So come hot tubbing with us :D

[Breine]

Everyone likes an apocalypse.. come join!

[demondude]

My party's policies revolve around an omnipotent grinning cat god who is the distant cousin of the Cheshire Cat. His followers are mutated so they are permanently smiling and sinners have the bottom of their jaw bolted to the floor whilst their mouth is ripped apart from forcing it open.

The other party drinks a lot.

Make your choice

EDIT: The party pooper who banned my lord and saviour will hopefully unban him soon becuase he is president of the party and the creator of all.

[qwertysaur]

I would never join a party made up of liars and people that are waiting for everyone to die. :colbert:

[Goldenboko]

Dammit! The only party I REALLY wanted to join was GB's.

Now I guess I'll have to choose between Happy Smiler's and Apocalypse . . . which one, which one?

*plays devil's advocate*

Well that's not true there's still these guys! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131022-everybody-love-peace-party-elections.html)

And these guys too! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131022-everybody-love-peace-party-elections.html)

And these scary dudes too! (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131028-zombie-party-providing-brain-filled-future-your-children-elections.html)

[Fonzie]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:

And my word is as good as the sky is blue. :colbert:

[Freya]

Well we all know that's a lie.

[Fonzie]

http://i705.photobucket.com/albums/ww53/polox85/untitled1.jpg

[Aerith's Knight]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:

And my word is as good as the sky is blue. :colbert:

The sky isn't blue. The sky is black, or better yet, has no colour. The blue is refracted sunlight.

[Fonzie]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:

And my word is as good as the sky is blue. :colbert:

The sky isn't blue. The sky is black, or better yet, has no colour. The blue is refracted sunlight.

It's like you don't want me to edit that one article about Aerith in the Crisis Core thread. >:[

[Aerith's Knight]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:

And my word is as good as the sky is blue. :colbert:

The sky isn't blue. The sky is black, or better yet, has no colour. The blue is refracted sunlight.

It's like you don't want me to edit that one article about Aerith in the Crisis Core thread. >:[

Well, then, say something true. Like hmm..

And my word is as good as Maxwell's laws, corrected for relativity.

[demondude]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s247/MurphysLaw6666/Funny%20pics/nobody-cares.jpg

[Fonzie]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:

And my word is as good as the sky is blue. :colbert:

The sky isn't blue. The sky is black, or better yet, has no colour. The blue is refracted sunlight.

It's like you don't want me to edit that one article about Aerith in the Crisis Core thread. >:[

Well, then, say something true. Like hmm..

And my word is as good as Maxwell's laws, corrected for relativity.

Alright, my word is as good as stephen hawkin's legs are not. :colbert:

[Cuchulainn]

i've no idea what any of this is about as i have the inability to read a post that lasts longer than a paragraph

[Goldenboko]

i've no idea what any of this is about as i have the inability to read a post that lasts longer than a paragraph

tl;dr version, mock elections, join a party and yell at the other ones. Or just vote for the one you find most entertaining.

I mean... forum... politics?

[Bastian]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:



Now THAT'S more like it! ;)

But . . . wait, is that a good or bad thing? What if you're horrifically ugly? I've seen no pics of you! :colbert:

Any other parties willing to get nekkid?

[Fonzie]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:



Now THAT'S more like it! ;)

But . . . wait, is that a good or bad thing? What if you're horrifically ugly? I've seen no pics of you! :colbert:

Any other parties willing to get nekkid?

We have profiles for these sorts of things. :doublecolbert:

[Cuchulainn]

Would you two take your confused quasi flirting to the Gay EOFFERS thread please. I'm TRYING to figgure out what's going on.

Thank you Goldy. I think I'll sit it out...like I do most things here.

[Goldenboko]

Thank you Goldy. I think I'll sit it out...like I do most things here.

You can join my "too good for this competition" (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131018-goldenboko-party-elections.html) party. For you, I'd be willing to make an exception to my one and only rule.

[Bastian]

Cause if you join our party, I promise you that I'll get naked at some point in this whole thing. :colbert:



Now THAT'S more like it! ;)

But . . . wait, is that a good or bad thing? What if you're horrifically ugly? I've seen no pics of you! :colbert:

Any other parties willing to get nekkid?

We have profiles for these sorts of things. :doublecolbert:

I checked (because I'm a perv) but didn't see a pic at first. http://img7.imageshack.us/img7/2590/quadruplecolbert.gif

But now I do. :whoa:

Okay, that's all but convinced me. Any other parties willing do get nekkid?


Would you two take your confused quasi flirting to the Gay EOFFERS thread please.
Don't get jealous, you can get nekkid too, Cuchulainn!

[qwertysaur]

http://img691.imageshack.us/img691/2590/quadruplecolbert.gif

:love:

[Cuchulainn]

Thank you Goldy. I think I'll sit it out...like I do most things here.

You can join my "too good for this competition" (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131018-goldenboko-party-elections.html) party. For you, I'd be willing to make an exception to my one and only rule.

Ok count me in.



Don't get jealous, you can get nekkid too, Cuchulainn!

Trust me brother. The world of Final Fantasy can do without me gettin me bit outs.

[Jiro]

Bastian, the most fun can be had in our party while naked! So come along and get your groove on baby!

[Fonzie]

Bastian, the most fun can be had in our party while naked! So come along and get your groove on baby!

Don't listen to him, Bastian.

He's from the land of convicts, so can you really trust a descendant of one of these criminals?

Think, think, think about it. :redface:

[Jiro]

The British sent us here to create a prison. We made it PARTY ISLAND :happybday

We know how to have a kickin' great time. Clothes on, clothes off and everything in between! Jelly shots! Cream fights! Dancing!

[qwertysaur]

Says the man from a country that bans porn of small chested women. How can they party now if they can't do their job as a porn star?

[Aerith's Knight]

Oh yeah, I lolled hard at that. xD

[Jiro]

Hello, The Apocalypse Party != Australian Government (Labor Party). Once we had some grounding here, we plan to expand our reach to all countries world wide to bring the funk!

Just because a bunch of ol' badgers think small breasts aren't fun, doesn't mean they aren't. We love allsorts! We love women! We love men! We love party!

[Fonzie]

I bet they also ban fun in Australia too. =/

[qwertysaur]

Yeah, Final Fantasy XIII costs $120 there.

[Jiro]

I got my copy for $99.95 :confused: You guys are just trying to paint Australia as a horrible place when really, the point is irrelevant. At least get your ad hominem on target!

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

[qwertysaur]

You got it on sale :p

[NorthernChaosGod]

I will fight you people. Stop slandering our party. :mad2:

[Fonzie]

I'm just saying that an Australian might not be the best choice for a figurehead. If they can't even manage money over there, how will they be able to manage a simple election group? :zombie:

[Jiro]

I'm not the figure head. I am a temp leader until the party decides which fabulous dancer should lead the charge! Get your facts straight you muffin muncher!

OH HEY AND THAT"S WHY WE EMPLOY A TREASURER DUDE. TO HANDLE THE MONIES. :wacky:

Back to the party~

[Bastian]

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

I like your accidental homonym reference of my name.

[Jiro]

This accident was either accidental or on purpose :shifty:

[NorthernChaosGod]

The Apocalypse Party seeks to make everywhere a last bastion for everything enjoyable in the world!

I like your accidental homonym reference of my name.

You should join us now.

[Jiro]

It would be a pleasure to have you aboard, Sir Bastian, do not forget that! We would have a cracker time!

I am kind of disturbed by how Sir Bastian sounds like Sebastian. Disturbed in a pleasant way, if ya feel me.

[qwertysaur]

:sebastian:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Under the sea!

[Jiro]

Bastian dude, your seat is getting cold without you on it. It's a metaphorical seat because all our seats got broke at the last party D:

Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

Final Fantasy XIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiii/131039-well-you-change-classes-like-x-2-a.html)
Wonder Square (http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/131041-what-dance-move-fits-above-person.html#post2819906)
General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131042-booze-thread.html)
Eyes on Each Other (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/131044-my-friends-dont-dance.html)
The Lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/131045-music-you-can-move-your-feet-too.html)
General Gaming (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/131049-drinking-games-video-games.html)
Artist's Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/131053-happy-hour.html)
Graphic Design Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/131059-happy-fun-icons-galore.html#post2820002)
Writer's Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131074-s-hell-hath-no-fury-like-how-we-party.html#post2820136)
Role Playing Threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/role-playing-threads/131063-rp-welcome-government-bitches.html)
Eizon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eizon-rediscovery/131064-contributions-eizon-public-holidays.html)
Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/help-forum/131062-i-need-find-friends.html#post2820007)
Feedback (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/131067-merry-elections.html#post2820032)
Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/131060-matoyas-crib.html#post2819996)
Final Fantasy II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ii/131065-eoff-drunkenly-plays-final-fantasy-ii.html#post2820027)
Final Fantasy III (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iii/131072-dont-quit-your-day-job.html#post2820097)
Final Fantasy IV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iv/131070-tower-babil.html#post2820135)
Final Fantasy V (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/131071-pop-culture.html#post2820093)
Final Fantasy VI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/131068-final-fantasy-vi-band.html#post2820056)
Final Fantasy VII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/131056-7th-heaven.html#post2819983)
Final Fantasy VII Compilation (http://forums.eyesonff.com/compilation-final-fantasy-vii/131069-advent-children-complete-remix.html#post2820072)
Final Fantasy VIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/131057-g-garden-homeboys.html#post2819987)
Final Fantasy IX (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ix/131055-mene-choco.html#post2819977)
Final Fantasy X and X2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-x-x-2/131054-hot-springs-scene.html#post2819961)
Final Fantasy XI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xi-online/131052-collect-ah.html#post2819956)
Final Fantasy XII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/131051-penelo-baby.html#post2819944)
Final Fantasy XIV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiv-online/131050-tambourine-man.html#post2819934)
Final Fantasy Dissidia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/dissidia-final-fantasy/131046-ffdddr.html#post2819924)
Final Fantasy Tactics (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-tactics/131043-importance-dancer-class.html#post2819917)
General Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/131040-hiphoppest-character-yo.html#post2819903)
Video Game Music (http://forums.eyesonff.com/video-game-music-final-fantasy-media/131038-its-always-dance-time.html#post2819897)
Kingdom Hearts (http://forums.eyesonff.com/heart-body-kingdom-kingdom-hearts/131036-quick-hit-tri-rangle.html#post2819889)
General Square Enix (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-square-enix/131037-playa-maker.html#post2819891)

Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.

[qwertysaur]

You missed a few, read your own thread Jiro

[Bastian]

I've made my decision.

And my decision is . . .

[To Be Continued...]

[The Almighty Grinning One]

*stares at Bastian*

[Bastian]

!

I WAS going to join the zombies! But the Almighty Smiling has shown me his smile personally! And . . . I . . . cannot . . . resist . . .

Besides, He's already nekkid, and that was my only requirement!

Happy Smilers, here I come!

[Timekeeper]

You do realise that the Happy Smilers are but a meager sub-cult of the Zombies, don't you?

For you it seems it's win win then, huh?

[qwertysaur]

I love the irony :jess:

[Bastian]

Wha-wha-wah?!

A sub-party of the zombie party?

Now I don't know if I can actually respect EITHER party!

Screw that!

I'm up for anything again, I guess. :(

[Timekeeper]

Are you saying you don't like (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131021-i-didnt-like-any-other-parties-so-i-joined-party-party-elections.html) any of the parties any more?

[Pheesh]

I'm just saying that an Australian might not be the best choice for a figurehead. If they can't even manage money over there, how will they be able to manage a simple election group? :zombie:

Well I hate to poop on your party, buuuut....our dollar is worth about 94 of your cents atm (as opposed to the 60 cents that it was before we got out of the recession and you guys kept flailing around back there).

I guess I really needed to poop, and I was all out of toilets. :cool:

P.S. Jiro's party is still lame. Everyone's going to quit and make a run for it when a big tidal wave actually comes to wipe us all anyway. He'll be left there with a little party hat, while Morgan Freeman leads the country to safety.

[qwertysaur]

Then why are your video games so expensive!

[Freya]

Because video games are evil :colbert:

[qwertysaur]

Because video games are evil :colbert:
You're the evil one. Don't attack video games when they help teach the valued lesson of the teabag :doublecolbert:

[NorthernChaosGod]

P.S. Jiro's party is still lame. Everyone's going to quit and make a run for it when a big tidal wave actually comes to wipe us all anyway. He'll be left there with a little party hat, while Morgan Freeman leads the country to safety.

TAKE IT BACK. :mad2:

[Pheesh]

NEVER!

MORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFREEMANMORGANFRE EMANMORGANFREEMAN!!!

[qwertysaur]

G.I.R. will lead all to salvation. Or self-destruct for a taco.

[Pheesh]

*sigh* One of these years there'll be a gir party...and we will destroy all others with our sammiches.

"SAAAAMMMIIIIICH!"

[qwertysaur]

I would join the G.I.R. party with no second thoughts.

[Pheesh]

You've given me a lot to ponder on this day...

[Jiro]

ee I am afraid that, one day, we will have to duel. Make sure it's between 2 and 3 so I don't miss my party

[Pheesh]

If I didn't know any better I would say that you want to take this to...

the THUNDERDOME!

[qwertysaur]

YouTube - HG/SS - 320kb/s Red/Lance Battle Theme (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gNaahr-w2KQ&feature=related)

[Jiro]

Sounds like it would be a neat place to have a party. I'm there my eternal friend.

[NorthernChaosGod]

Man, I think I was supposed to fight someone in the Thunderdome. :(

[qwertysaur]

Then get in there! threeway!

[Jiro]

Don't tell Bobby guys!

[NorthernChaosGod]

OK! :cool:

[demondude]

Wha-wha-wah?!

A sub-party of the zombie party?

Now I don't know if I can actually respect EITHER party!

Screw that!

I'm up for anything again, I guess. :(

The Happy Smilers have forged a divine alliance with the Zombie Party because of a mass betrayal within our team. We do our own thing, but until we gain enough power to provide the Almighty grinning one with the strength he needs we must work alongside trusted friends. Join us, for in the end ... there will only be grinners.

[Pheesh]

My betrayal was as a result of your bureaucratic alliance making, let's just make that perfectly clear.

[demondude]

It had to be done. The almighty grinning one could not become all powerful with a mere five members. You may want to reconsider your betrayal, because the almighty grinning one is very displeased.

[Pheesh]

I regret nothing! The almighty grinning one should have been content with his small yet awesome following. Instead he sold his soul for a few extra members? He's nothing but an almighty sell out. Enjoy your riveting conversations with those mindless crazies.

[qwertysaur]

If you join the Zombie party you get a FUN NAME!
:zombert:

[Cuchulainn]

You merged your parties? That WAS a bit of a bitch move to be honest.

[NorthernChaosGod]

If you join the Zombie party you get a FUN NAME!
:zombert:

You shut your mouth!
http://freedomarizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shotgun.jpg

[qwertysaur]

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :bigsmile: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

[Psychotic]

Did he seriously just threaten us with a toy shotgun?

I...I...

hahahahhahahahahahahahahaha :zombie:

[qwertysaur]

too much booze takes it's toll again :zombie:

[Fonzie]

If you join the Zombie party you get a FUN NAME!
:zombert:

You shut your mouth!
http://freedomarizona.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/shotgun.jpg

lol at the airsoft gun :zombie:

[NorthernChaosGod]

Screw you guys, I'm drunk.

http://ohgclans.com/images/halo%20sniper%20mc.png

I think Halo is a pretty cool guy, eh kills zombeis AND DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING.

[qwertysaur]

Green! :zombie: