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G13
04-01-2010, 03:48 AM
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/darth-vader.gif

VADER WANTS YOU...


Sith Lord: Guardian XIII (Mandalorian XIII)
Apprentice: Marshall Banana (Darth Banana)
Grand Moff: Necronopticous (Wicket the Ewok)
Super Laser Operator: eternal essence (Imperial Essence)
Enforcer Droid: Del Murder (R2-DEL2)
Sidekick Droid: Vivi22 (Vi-ViPO)
Apprentice Apprentice: Unbreakable Will (Darth Brutal)

Darth Hater: Timekeeper (Forcekeeper)

Emperor's Royal Guard:
Sir Lancealot (Sir Lightsaber)
Zeldy
Rachran
No.78
Bad Wolf

Partner in Crime: NorthernChaosGod (NorthernChaosWookiee)
The Magnificent Tie-Breaker: Quin (Mace Quindu)

Princess Battalion:
Miriel (Slave Bikini Leia)
Freya (Princess Freia)

Crime Lord: Jiro (Jiro the Hutt)
Gun for Hire: I Don't Need A Name (I Don't Need A Blaster)
Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy: Rebellious Eagle (Millenium Eagle)
Fat Tauntaun Restaurant Owner: rubah (Darth Alliekin)
The Only One Who Understands: AntRid (AntBeru)
Destroyer of Alderaan: Governor Inferno (Tarkinferno)
Captain of the Fastest Hunk of Junk in the Galaxy: Captain Maxx Power (Captain Maxx Solo)

Bantha Poodoo: Psychotic (Emperor Paulpatine)

Troops:
Xaven

To support your local 501st Legion party (A.K.A. Vader's Fist). Here at the 501st Legion party our motto is:

“Lend a helping fist to those in need. And make sure to follow through.”

We're here for you, the working man/species/droid. We do not discriminate agianst race, color, tentacles, or how rusty and out of date you may be. Unless you're a Jedi... If you're a Jedi you're shot on sight. :colbert: Other things we are all about include:

• The Droid Rights movement.

• Building a Alderaan Death Star memorial.

• We are ready to go to war against Jedi terrorism.

• Cracking down hard on the illegal sales of the space-street drug known as Deathsticks and variants of Spice, such as Glitterstim, Giggledust, Gunjack, Red Rage and other various types.

• We are also in the process of tracking down a stolen 1977 Sandcrawler. We believe it was taken for either for parts or partying. Still questioning witnesses.

If you think the 501st Legion party is the party for you, well then why haven't you joined yet? If we get enough people to join we’ll vote amongst ourselves for President and Vice President. Oh, and:



May the Fist be with you.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/Bro_Fist.jpg

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 03:49 AM
Is it a brofist?

Freya
04-01-2010, 03:52 AM
Stormtroopers' 9/11 - CollegeHumor video (http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1920944)

G13
04-01-2010, 03:55 AM
The Fist has no label! :colbert:

I see you have found one of our ads Freya! Excellent!

Jiro
04-01-2010, 03:59 AM
I see your fist, and raise you another one (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNzXkvQrPIg&feature=PlayList&p=004C7909CA3193B8)

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 03:59 AM
Well brofist is a label for awesome, so I lost any possible interest in this party, sorry

G13
04-01-2010, 04:02 AM
To label awesome is to weaken awesome. The Fist is so awesome it's awesomeosity cannot be contained with a label.

Edit: *looks around at the empty seats* This was completely expected.

Jiro
04-01-2010, 04:56 AM
You have a place in our party waiting for you, Guardian XIII.

G13
04-01-2010, 05:06 AM
I think I'll hold out a little longer before throwing my body to the zombies.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 05:16 AM
How could you ditch me, partner? :cry:

G13
04-01-2010, 05:27 AM
Ditch you? We weren't in the same party! You're welcome to the Presidency if that'll make up for this nonsensical wrong, since no one seems intereted in this badass party!

Edit: unless you're talking about the zombie bit. Then that would make more sense.

Jiro
04-01-2010, 05:42 AM
Guardian, bring your Star Wars policies to our party. I am sure we can implement them. After all, destruction by Death Star is quite a valid way for the Apocalypse to occur.

G13
04-01-2010, 05:46 AM
Oh, uh... about that. I don't actually have the keys to the Death Star.

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 05:47 AM
oops

Freya
04-01-2010, 05:49 AM
It's ok you can take a ride in our Party Crawler

http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f387/Lekana/sandcrawlerpartybus.jpg

G13
04-01-2010, 05:54 AM
I built this ship and I'll stay on it, no matter how far down it sinks!

Jiro
04-01-2010, 06:04 AM
Screw 12 threads, this bitch is rolling on the gravy train riding on biscuit wheels.

From the top of the forum to the bottom, we be bringin' the fun, funk and all things w-w-w-wicked~

Final Fantasy XIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiii/131039-well-you-change-classes-like-x-2-a.html)
Wonder Square (http://forums.eyesonff.com/wonder-square/131041-what-dance-move-fits-above-person.html#post2819906)
General Chat (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-chat/131042-booze-thread.html)
Eyes on Each Other (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eyes-each-other/131044-my-friends-dont-dance.html)
The Lounge (http://forums.eyesonff.com/lounge/131045-music-you-can-move-your-feet-too.html)
General Gaming (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-gaming-discussion/131049-drinking-games-video-games.html)
Artist's Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/artists-forum/131053-happy-hour.html)
Graphic Design Forum (http://forums.eyesonff.com/graphic-design-forum/131059-happy-fun-icons-galore.html#post2820002)
Writer's Corner (http://forums.eyesonff.com/writers-corner/131074-s-hell-hath-no-fury-like-how-we-party.html#post2820136)
Role Playing Threads (http://forums.eyesonff.com/role-playing-threads/131063-rp-welcome-government-bitches.html)
Eizon (http://forums.eyesonff.com/eizon-rediscovery/131064-contributions-eizon-public-holidays.html)
Help (http://forums.eyesonff.com/help-forum/131062-i-need-find-friends.html#post2820007)
Feedback (http://forums.eyesonff.com/feedback-forum/131067-merry-elections.html#post2820032)
Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy/131060-matoyas-crib.html#post2819996)
Final Fantasy II (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ii/131065-eoff-drunkenly-plays-final-fantasy-ii.html#post2820027)
Final Fantasy III (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iii/131072-dont-quit-your-day-job.html#post2820097)
Final Fantasy IV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-iv/131070-tower-babil.html#post2820135)
Final Fantasy V (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-v/131071-pop-culture.html#post2820093)
Final Fantasy VI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vi/131068-final-fantasy-vi-band.html#post2820056)
Final Fantasy VII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-vii/131056-7th-heaven.html#post2819983)
Final Fantasy VII Compilation (http://forums.eyesonff.com/compilation-final-fantasy-vii/131069-advent-children-complete-remix.html#post2820072)
Final Fantasy VIII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-viii/131057-g-garden-homeboys.html#post2819987)
Final Fantasy IX (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-ix/131055-mene-choco.html#post2819977)
Final Fantasy X and X2 (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-x-x-2/131054-hot-springs-scene.html#post2819961)
Final Fantasy XI (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xi-online/131052-collect-ah.html#post2819956)
Final Fantasy XII (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xii/131051-penelo-baby.html#post2819944)
Final Fantasy XIV (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-xiv-online/131050-tambourine-man.html#post2819934)
Final Fantasy Dissidia (http://forums.eyesonff.com/dissidia-final-fantasy/131046-ffdddr.html#post2819924)
Final Fantasy Tactics (http://forums.eyesonff.com/final-fantasy-tactics/131043-importance-dancer-class.html#post2819917)
General Final Fantasy (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-final-fantasy/131040-hiphoppest-character-yo.html#post2819903)
Video Game Music (http://forums.eyesonff.com/video-game-music-final-fantasy-media/131038-its-always-dance-time.html#post2819897)
Kingdom Hearts (http://forums.eyesonff.com/heart-body-kingdom-kingdom-hearts/131036-quick-hit-tri-rangle.html#post2819889)
General Square Enix (http://forums.eyesonff.com/general-square-enix/131037-playa-maker.html#post2819891)

Count 'em out yo, 33 threads for yo' viewing pleasure. Get on in there and party. And don't be sayin' the Apocalypse Party haven't got EoFF's best interests at heart. We jus' tryin' to have some fun before the world ends, ya dig?

Word.

PS Guardian we have a crack team of life savers. They might be drunk but if your ship goes down, we're bringing you aboard. You down?

G13
04-01-2010, 06:13 AM
Yeah sure whatever. :mad:

qwertysaur
04-01-2010, 06:13 AM
You missed a few, read your own thread Jiro

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 06:24 AM
Ditch you? We weren't in the same party! You're welcome to the Presidency if that'll make up for this nonsensical wrong, since no one seems intereted in this badass party!

Edit: unless you're talking about the zombie bit. Then that would make more sense.

We're partners in adventure! *points to sig*

:(

G13
04-01-2010, 06:44 AM
Well yeah, I got that part. But I didn't ditch you. We still good?

Now how 'bout that Presidency bribe, eh? :jokey:

Marshall Banana
04-01-2010, 07:05 AM
I'm in! I love Darth Vader.


If we get enough people to join we’ll vote amongst ourselves for President a Sith lord and Vice President his apprentice.
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/starwars/vader_01.gif

G13
04-01-2010, 07:10 AM
:love: Alright! We just need two more people. Screw voting now! You're Sith Lord!

Necronopticous
04-01-2010, 07:17 AM
You can count me in.

G13
04-01-2010, 07:26 AM
:love: You two are wicked awesome!

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 08:14 AM
Well yeah, I got that part. But I didn't ditch you. We still good?

Now how 'bout that Presidency bribe, eh? :jokey:

I... I've already in the Apocalypse Party.

G13
04-01-2010, 08:16 AM
Oh yeah, there's that. That does put a damper on things.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 08:24 AM
Join our party! Combine?

G13
04-01-2010, 08:28 AM
I'd sooner eat brains. :colbert:

'Sides, all we need is one more member and we're solid.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 08:34 AM
Fine! :(

Marshall Banana
04-01-2010, 08:35 AM
How can you continue to use your Chewbacca avatar? Shameful.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 08:46 AM
Dude, my party has a SANDCRAWLER.

G13
04-01-2010, 08:51 AM
Stolen.

Marshall Banana
04-01-2010, 08:57 AM
Dude, my party has a SANDCRAWLER.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/sandcrawler.jpg

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 08:59 AM
Stolen.



Dude, my party has a SANDCRAWLER.

http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/sandcrawler.jpg

I answer you both with just one word: so?

Marshall Banana
04-01-2010, 09:01 AM
You don't know the power of the dark side!

Timekeeper
04-01-2010, 09:08 AM
I am saddened by your leave Guardian and you will be missed, but I understand your want to create your own fail filled purist Star Wars movement.

Your title can remain a ghost in my thread or I can have it removed at your request.

G13
04-01-2010, 09:11 AM
Look at that! The true owner of the Sandcrawler arrives!

Heh, you can leave it. I wasn't even aware I was part of the green party though. I don't thin anyone else was either. Why don't you join us TK?

Timekeeper
04-01-2010, 09:28 AM
There we go, so recognition, thank you.

You were the Botham Spy after all. Although, it's not the Greens party, but at the same time it is. It's simply the party that fills the spots that all the others don't, because they're all terrible and narrow minded. It was merely Star Wars related because of the fact that it's awesome and all that.

I am sorry, but I must stand by my party's morals and continue to hate your party and do the things that it doesn't.

G13
04-01-2010, 09:36 AM
I can appreciate that. Godspeed my friend!

Mister Adequate
04-01-2010, 10:13 AM
At least you have a proper appreciation of the need for strong government against terrorists, though the Jedi are of little threat next to the Cid's Bolsheviks and Adminijewry.

Pheesh
04-01-2010, 05:03 PM
4th member right here, my party went all political, and I refuse to be used as some kind of chip to be bargained with.

So yeah, Vader is awesome, therefore, your party is also awesome.

Xaven
04-01-2010, 05:18 PM
I've taken a fancy to the party dynamics going on.

Here I am.

We shall usurp the presidency when we lose the the last round.

NorthernChaosGod
04-01-2010, 09:19 PM
You don't know the power of the dark side!


Look at that! The true owner of the Sandcrawler arrives!

I'll have you know that I have a buddy that can bulls eye a womp rat with his T-16.

G13
04-01-2010, 11:22 PM
4th member right here, my party went all political, and I refuse to be used as some kind of chip to be bargained with.

So yeah, Vader is awesome, therefore, your party is also awesome.


I've taken a fancy to the party dynamics going on.

Welcome to the crew. :D



You don't know the power of the dark side!


Look at that! The true owner of the Sandcrawler arrives!

I'll have you know that I have a buddy that can bulls eye a womp rat with his T-16.

Oh really? What's your friends name? :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 01:30 AM
Wouldn't you like to know?

Jiro
04-02-2010, 04:05 AM
Now now my friends, now is not the time to argue. Here, share a drink and let your worries fade away!

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 04:05 AM
You stole their sandcrawler though

Timekeeper
04-02-2010, 04:08 AM
What is this?!
It's my goddamn sandcrawler!!!

G13
04-02-2010, 04:17 AM
Yeah, it was just taken on my watch.

Jiro
04-02-2010, 04:19 AM
Listen, there is plenty room for all of you. You don't even need to like, swear fealty or whatever :bou::bou::bou::bou:. Just have fun and party hard bros!

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 06:09 AM
It was yours, but it's ours now. You can still ride in it, we don't mind sharing.

Pheesh
04-02-2010, 06:12 AM
I GET TO OPERATE THE FREAKING LASER!?!

:cool:

Jiro
04-02-2010, 06:57 AM
Dude, you can operate the lazer. Check the TAP Fic in the Writer's Corner; you'll see it's been fitted with dance lazers and death lazers!

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 06:59 AM
Zap!

NorthernChaosGod
04-02-2010, 07:01 AM
I want to drive next.

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 07:03 AM
<img src="http://www.faziarizvi.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/hellokittydarthvader.jpg">

G13
04-02-2010, 07:04 AM
I GET TO OPERATE THE FREAKING LASER!?!

:cool:

Indeed. Don't fail us.

And Qwerty... not cool man. So not cool.

Jiro
04-02-2010, 07:21 AM
Well you know who your first target is, don't you? Do us proud, Gunner eternal essence

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 07:22 AM
That's Monda's sith outfit

G13
04-02-2010, 07:27 AM
That may be, but the 501st cannot show mercy after obviously showing displeasure. People wouldn't take us seriously.

*Force choke*

qwertysaur
04-02-2010, 08:19 AM
Ban-Kai

Marshall Banana
04-02-2010, 08:28 AM
That's Monda's sith outfit
http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/usagi/b-usawahaha.gif

G13
04-02-2010, 08:46 AM
Ban-Kai

This is not anime-town! I'll ban your Kai! :colbert:

Election Booth
04-02-2010, 02:42 PM
Party pooper here! You have about 10 hours to pick a VP Candidate, a Pres. Candidate, a motto, and a slogan, if you want to appear on the voting ballot.

Xaven
04-02-2010, 07:17 PM
Unfortunately, my allegiance to the fat chocobo runs deep. Seeing as they now exist, I'ma have to withdraw from this more-than-half-a-thousandth legion. :|

My fancy was tickled regardless while it lasted. >:O

G13
04-02-2010, 10:48 PM
Ahhhh, you're dead to me!

Marshall Banana
04-03-2010, 01:38 AM
Party pooper here! You have about 10 hours to pick a VP Candidate, a Pres. Candidate, a motto, and a slogan, if you want to appear on the voting ballot.
I see all of that in the opening post! The slogan isn't specified, but I think it is "May the fist be with you."

G13
04-03-2010, 03:20 AM
I think all the party's got one of those heads-up.

Edit: Oh and yeah that is the slogan.

Jiro
04-03-2010, 03:31 AM
Yo Guardian can I borrow a blaster and a swoop? I have some zombie hunting to do and your weapons are made by professionals. All my guys are drunk :jess:

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 03:37 AM
I made you a cookie. :cookie:
No strings, I promise!

Jiro
04-03-2010, 03:39 AM
Zombies don't know how to bake

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 03:40 AM
Shows how much you know :zombie:

G13
04-03-2010, 03:41 AM
Ehhhh, I dunno Jiro. You never gave TK his sandcrawler back, and you admitted you're drunk. This :bou::bou::bou::bou:'s expensive man!

I accept your cookie qwerty but there's blood on it, soooo I'm just gonna set it over here and admire it.

Jiro
04-03-2010, 03:42 AM
I'm the one using a mostly functioning brain. You are shambling corpses who must take people's brains because you lack them

TK and I have had an out of court settlement and decided we are sharing custody of the partycrawler so long as he can write "Fuck You, Everyone" across the side. I thought it was pretty fair. So it's still party central baby!

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 03:44 AM
Sorry about the blood. These drunk people wont stop shooting at me, and it gets distressing after a while.

G13
04-03-2010, 03:48 AM
There's all sorts of forms and documents that need to be filled out and it's a huge headache. Soooooooo, no.

Why not tear them limb from limb and eliminate one of the competition qwerty?

Jiro
04-03-2010, 03:53 AM
You're dripping on it

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 03:56 AM
Because he's still a friend. Looks tasty, but a friend. I would much rather have him come to his senses :zombert:

Jiro
04-03-2010, 03:59 AM
I meant the cookie

G13
04-03-2010, 04:00 AM
Yeah well when my dad ungrounds me from driving the Death Star I'm totally wreaking havoc on those partiers!

Pheesh
04-03-2010, 04:01 AM
I'll warm up the laser while we wait ^^

Jiro
04-03-2010, 04:01 AM
Your friend will be unimpressed, Guardian. As am I.

G13
04-03-2010, 04:04 AM
It's nothing personal Jiro. The Empire has a reputation to uphold. We eliminate our competition. :colbert:

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 04:07 AM
Remember voters, these parties eliminate, we assimilate! :zombie:

Jiro
04-03-2010, 04:09 AM
Oh, I understand that much. I just figured those zombies would be the first point of call seeing as they want the same thing you want; everything dead or on their side. We're just partying til :bou::bou::bou::bou: happens :jess:

No hard feelings bro *hi5*

G13
04-03-2010, 04:10 AM
You don't assimilate, you eviscerate!

I'm glad you see it that way Jiro m'boy. :jess: *hi5*

qwertysaur
04-03-2010, 04:11 AM
And we give out cookies! :zombie:

G13
04-03-2010, 04:13 AM
Oh yeah. Can't forget that.

Timekeeper
04-03-2010, 05:17 AM
What Jiro says is the truth, my Sandcrawler does now read 'smurf you, Everyone'.

Also, pretty sure the Darkside already has cookies of it's own. I know I have cookies.

G13
04-03-2010, 05:33 AM
We have cookies, yes, but we are not above accepting gifts from friends.

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-03-2010, 07:06 AM
<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswrotjroyalguardflow.gif" title="The Jedi are extinct. Their fire has gone out of the universe.">


<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswrotjroyalguardswingleft.gif" title="What is thy bidding, my master?">


<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswtesbdarthsoarleft.gif" title="The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.">

<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswtesbdarthtechleft.gif" title="There is no escape! Don't make me destroy you.">


<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswrotjemperorfloatleft.gif" title="Everything that has transpired has done so according to my design. If you will not be turned, you will be destroyed!">

NorthernChaosGod
04-03-2010, 09:36 AM
Yo Guardian can I borrow a blaster and a swoop? I have some zombie hunting to do and your weapons are made by professionals. All my guys are drunk :jess:

I have a scorpion tank, holmes.

G13
04-04-2010, 05:11 AM
That's no match for an AT-AT my friend.

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2010, 07:33 AM
A scarab.
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs23/f/2007/326/9/0/HALO_3_COVENANT_SCARAB_by_victortky.jpg

Quicker, more agile and a bigger gun.

G13
04-04-2010, 07:45 AM
The Force.

http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g125/EricMiller_photos/star-wars-the-force-unleashed-20070.jpg

It can take down a Star Destroyer.

Anything else? :smug:

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2010, 10:24 AM
Yeah, you ain't a Jedi.

And it's not exactly like Jiro can borrow the Force off someone.

Jiro
04-04-2010, 11:07 AM
I don't need the Force when I have NCG on my side. Have you read what he can do?

NorthernChaosGod
04-04-2010, 11:15 AM
:cool:

G13
04-04-2010, 12:16 PM
Yeah, you ain't a Jedi.

And it's not exactly like Jiro can borrow the Force off someone.

I'm not a Jedi, this is true, but we have many a dark Jedi just sitting around, drinking blue milk, waiting for something to do.


I don't need the Force when I have NCG on my side. Have you read what he can do?

Of course I have, I've been writing most of it! :mad2:

Jiro
04-04-2010, 01:16 PM
Most?

Most?

I have like, seven chapters and NCG's the star of all of them!

But this is just semantics. We are both aware of what he is capable of.

qwertysaur
04-04-2010, 06:54 PM
But does he have Bankai?

Del Murder
04-04-2010, 07:15 PM
Is it too late to join this party? I love Star Wars.

G13
04-04-2010, 11:17 PM
But does he have Bankai?

:nonono:


Is it too late to join this party? I love Star Wars.

Of course not! The more the merrier. :jess:

Del Murder
04-04-2010, 11:46 PM
Awesome! Should I change mb's name to Darth Banana?

G13
04-04-2010, 11:53 PM
xD If she's cool with that, yeah.

Del Murder
04-04-2010, 11:55 PM
Does anyone else want a Sith name?

G13
04-04-2010, 11:59 PM
:jess: Mandalorian XIII!

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 12:08 AM
I must take an angry picture with my nunchucks and Photoshop light coming from them.

Hey! Let's all watch Episode IV now! YouTube - Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope: Part 1 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RQrgMIhCkUk)

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 03:22 AM
Yay more fun names! :zombie:

Timekeeper
04-05-2010, 03:26 AM
This party just became that much more awesome.

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 03:28 AM
*beeps and clicks*

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:30 AM
I can literally think of nothing that my lame name translates to.

EDIT: E-EPo?

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 03:31 AM
rename yourself eternal sith! :p

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 03:32 AM
*beeps and clicks*
CUTE NAME! =D

I tried to think of a clever variation of Necronopticous, but I couldn't.

Psychotic
04-05-2010, 03:32 AM
I hope you don't turn into Flying R-2 from Clones.

Also I loved being the 501st in Battlefront II. That was actually one of my favourite FPS (well, I played it third person but whatever) campaigns. I want Battlefront III. :(

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 03:34 AM
I hope you don't turn into Flying R-2 from Clones.

Also I loved being the 501st in Battlefront II. That was actually one of my favourite FPS (well, I played it third person but whatever) campaigns. I want Battlefront III. :(
I keep confusing you with my boyfriend.

G13
04-05-2010, 03:37 AM
I can literally think of nothing that my lame name translates to.

Why not Essence of the Force? Or Eriadu Essence?

Jiro
04-05-2010, 03:38 AM
I want Battlefront III. :(

You and me both :(

I'm diggin' the name changes folks.

Psychotic
04-05-2010, 03:39 AM
I keep confusing you with my boyfriend.Oh man, so do I! Whenever I see me as the last poster in the staff forum, I think "wth? we let Jeremy back?"

EDIT: If BFIII ever comes out, Jiro, we must co-op it together. And by co-op it I mean we must teleport through walls and explode for no reason because of the lag.

Timekeeper
04-05-2010, 03:39 AM
I can literally think of nothing that my lame name translates to.


You're right, this is hard... Eternal Emperor?

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:41 AM
Eriadu Essence isn't too bad, let me keep looking around wookiepedia to try and find something. There has to be something out there.

G13
04-05-2010, 03:42 AM
xD That's an EU talk show. It's called Essence but it's based on Eriadu.

Goldenboko
04-05-2010, 03:43 AM
Would this party just hurry up and win?

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:44 AM
Eternal Emperor or Emperor Essence sounds pretty cool. *keeps checking*

EDIT: Imperial Essence?

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 03:46 AM
http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/vadercat.jpg

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 03:47 AM
I like Imperial Essence. Now we need to do necro.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 03:47 AM
charge!

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:49 AM
I like Imperial Essence.

Works for me ^_^



http://s107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/vadercat.jpg

The other parties stand NO chance.

G13
04-05-2010, 03:49 AM
Would this party just hurry up and win?

Join us, and we will complete your training. With our combined strength, we can end this destructive conflict and bring order to the galaxy.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 03:50 AM
:zombie:

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:51 AM
Wookieepedia, the Star Wars Wiki (http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Main_Page) <---if it helps to try and find things for Necro's name.

It's a hard one though.

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 03:52 AM
Now we need to do necro.
"Necropidious?"

"An Ewok?" <3

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 03:54 AM
I should just name him Wicket.

G13
04-05-2010, 03:56 AM
Grand Moff Tarkinopticous?

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 03:59 AM
Senator Necrotine

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 03:59 AM
Jeremy really likes Ewoks. He would be honored to be named "Wicket."

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:00 AM
Works for me.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 04:02 AM
If wicket doesn't secure us votes, then nothing will.

http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b255/eternal_essence/Wicket_3cheers.jpg

G13
04-05-2010, 04:03 AM
The iron fist of vader might. :colbert:

Edit: Good god, Ewoks have only three fingers!?

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:10 AM
We need a Vader smiley. :vader: Someone make one and I'll add it.

Goldenboko
04-05-2010, 04:24 AM
Ewoks only need three fingers.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 04:25 AM
:zombie:

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 04:25 AM
We need a Vader smiley. :vader: Someone make one and I'll add it.

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:34 AM
:vader:

Goldenboko
04-05-2010, 04:34 AM
:vader:
Fucking awesome. This should be this party's claim to fame.

G13
04-05-2010, 04:39 AM
We've accomplished so much with Del on board. :vader:

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:43 AM
We need to get some more votes if we are going to give the Zombies a run. They must know the power of the Dark Side. All must know! Go out and get who you can to vote for us! :vader:

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 04:43 AM
:zombert:

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:45 AM
This party just became that much more awesome.
Timekeeper, join us...fold your party into ours...you can defeat Necrotic. He has foreseen this.

G13
04-05-2010, 04:47 AM
We need to get some more votes if we are going to give the Zombies a run. They must know the power of the Dark Side. All must know! Go out and get who you can to vote for us! :vader:

I'm on that like flies on Bantha poodoo!

Psychotic
04-05-2010, 04:48 AM
Well, yeah, you can beat me if you want to, but that's not going to get you anywhere. I don't know if you've seen the voters list but the Apoc party has way more voters than anyone else.

PS: Name changes? A smiley? Seems awfully familiar... :zombert:

G13
04-05-2010, 04:53 AM
You're just delirious from your brain rotting. Ooooo, zing!

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 04:54 AM
:zombert:
YouTube - Darth Vader - Thriller Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKUT-bln4g)

Psychotic
04-05-2010, 04:58 AM
:zombert:
YouTube - Darth Vader - Thriller Style (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SAKUT-bln4g)hahahah what the hell that is the best.

But seriously, you've got the wrong target right now. Let's wipe out the boring and soulless Apocs first, so we can set up a finale between two parties that are actually interesting, and then by all means give us both barrels of your blaster. I know you fancy me Del, but really now, surely you can see the wisdom - and fun - in this!

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 04:59 AM
I definitely agree! I'm just banking on the fact that you already have like a 500 vote lead so people should throw us a couple for the epic showdown.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 05:00 AM
Zombies and 501 Legion, the parties with the fun names!

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 05:01 AM
PS: Name changes? A smiley? Seems awfully familiar... :zombert:
Yeah name changes, <a href="http://forums.eyesonff.com/eoff-archived-awards/79002-justice-league-internet.html?highlight=justice">awfully familiar</a>.

Psychotic
04-05-2010, 05:04 AM
The Pirate Red Mages did it first. :tongue: Either way I don't care a great deal, it makes it more fun. More parties should do it!

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 05:05 AM
Actually, they copied us. Ask Yamaneko! But yeah all parties should have cool name changes or do other fun stuff.

G13
04-05-2010, 05:15 AM
You guys mean to say I created a thread that's actually interesting? Wow, I feel so accomplished as a human being! :D

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 05:17 AM
Look at all the pages! This thread alone validates your existence. :D

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 05:20 AM
Let's rally guys! We're making a great late-game comeback and I hope it's enough! If not we at least tried and I'm proud of you.

I also propose we form a temporary alliance with the Zombie party to defeat the other parties. Obviously our two parties are the best. :vader:

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 05:28 AM
eternal_essence> We need to get a gif of monda crying
eternal_essence> and post it to anyone who doesn't vote for us
Guardian_XIII> xD
enano> Monda crying strawberry tears
Guardian_XIII> you should tell her that

G13
04-05-2010, 05:30 AM
Ehhh, I'm a bit wary of that. We held out from the onslaught of the Apocalypse party in the beginning, I think we can give the Zombies a run for their money. But if you think it's best we should see what the other members think.

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 05:32 AM
eternal_essence> We need to get a gif of monda crying
eternal_essence> and post it to anyone who doesn't vote for us
Guardian_XIII> xD
enano> Monda crying strawberry tears
Guardian_XIII> you should tell her that
I'm on it.

Edit: Once my hair dries.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 05:35 AM
I also propose we form a temporary alliance with the Zombie party to defeat the other parties. Obviously our two parties are the best. :vader:

I don't particularly like the idea, but I would hate to have to bow out of the election after we've just hit our stride as well.

EDIT: Also, out of curiosity, how many people in this thread will be playing the old republic when it comes out?

Jiro
04-05-2010, 05:57 AM
I'm hoping to pick up the Old Republic. I've had a craving for some Kotor for a while now :(

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 06:11 AM
Miriel wants to join us so she needs a name. I wanted to make her C-3PO so she can be my gay robot lover but that's a hard transition. Help me out guys!

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 06:14 AM
Yeah, C-3PO would be a hard one. Just something to consider; Miriel rhymes with imperial. So we can try and use that as a starting point.

G13
04-05-2010, 06:20 AM
3-Miri-P-el? The best I can do right now.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 06:23 AM
Miriclorians? Count Miriel? Impmiriel? Miriellium Falcon?

I'm dying here.

EDIT: I made myself lol with that last one xD

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 06:26 AM
MI-3PEL? Slave Bikini Leia?

G13
04-05-2010, 06:27 AM
Mirellium Falcon?

Edit: I like MI-3PEL.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 06:29 AM
If you really wanted to go with the 3po thing I think Miri-LPO rolls off the tongue well.

Del Murder
04-05-2010, 06:29 AM
I don't think she would want to have a name with a bird in it.

G13
04-05-2010, 06:30 AM
xD I didn't even see that. Great minds, eh?

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 06:31 AM
C-3PIEL? Chewbiriel? This is pretty hard.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 06:34 AM
Miriel Grievous?

I don't know if Miriel actually rhymes with general or if I've gone delirious with bad star wars puns.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 06:47 AM
You guys are trying too hard. Have a round on me, relax, and let the name come to ya. :cheers:

G13
04-05-2010, 06:52 AM
It has come to my attention that we are being given a run for our money. The smears have stopped but the copycats have come out to play. Vader's Fist must tighten it's grasp on EoFF if we are to win this! Go forth my friends and spread the word of the 501st Legion!

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 06:52 AM
I have your round right here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mI8GEidaMMI)

Jiro
04-05-2010, 06:58 AM
I see how it is. I try to help, and I get choked. Well then, I bid you adieu.

I will be looking for you on the battlefield, Imperial Essence

Kawaii Ryűkishi
04-05-2010, 07:01 AM
Jeremy really likes Ewoks. He would be honored to be named "Wicket."

<img src="http://i39.photobucket.com/albums/e200/grokyou/lucas/sswrotjwicketidlea.gif" title="Woooooo, yub yub, etc.">

G13
04-05-2010, 07:03 AM
I see how it is. I try to help, and I get choked. Well then, I bid you adieu.

I will be looking for you on the battlefield, Imperial Essence

Have fun with that. He's the Super Laser Operator. :vader:

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 07:13 AM
Fuck you guys and your name changes and smilies. :mad2:



I don't need the Force when I have NCG on my side. Have you read what he can do?

Of course I have, I've been writing most of it! :mad2:


Most?

Most?

I have like, seven chapters and NCG's the star of all of them!

But this is just semantics. We are both aware of what he is capable of.
I <3 you both.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:12 AM
They reject you because you are a mean party who discriminate against us poor Zombies :zombert:

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:14 AM
You're just jealous because we have all the fun. You just want to ruin our parties.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:16 AM
You are the ones trying to kill us! :zombie:

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:17 AM
You started it. :doublecolbert:

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:22 AM
We just came over to party :zombert:

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:23 AM
Your kind of party interferes with our partying. :doublecolbert:

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:27 AM
All we want to do is eat your brains
We not unreasonable
I mean no ones gonna eat your eyes

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:29 AM
My brain is to be punished by alcohol and alcohol alone. You keep your grubby paws of my head.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 08:37 AM
I'm sick of these zombies. The 501st and us could have good times together if it weren't for their dirty influence. STOP RUINING OUR FRIENDSHIPS YOU SLIMES

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:40 AM
Zombies turned my partner in crime against me. :cry:

Fucking zombies.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 08:42 AM
When the dust settles are their trickery is realised, all that remains is gonna come down on them like fiery damnation

G13
04-05-2010, 08:42 AM
Actually we're deciding amongst ourselves whether or not we want to join up with Psy and his party.

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:43 AM
PIC, you know want to team up with me again. All the more adventures we will have.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:45 AM
Why, what makes us any different from you! Why must you discriminate against us!

Jiro
04-05-2010, 08:45 AM
Dude we don't even hate the 501st. We just hate zombies cramping our style. The hell would you team up with them to beat us. Are you sure you haven't been slipped some of my silly pills or summat?

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:48 AM
Why, what makes us any different from you! Why must you discriminate against us!

You're undead and trying to eat everyone's brains. :colbert:

G13
04-05-2010, 08:50 AM
Zombies turned my partner in crime against me. :cry:

You and your bitch comment helped a bit. You insulted my dad man. If he were here today he wouldn't have hesitated in making you just a memory. :colbert:



PIC, you know want to team up with me again. All the more adventures we will have.

We'll have many more adventures my friend. This is just another chapter to a wicked long journey!

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:51 AM
You started it. :colbert:

You teamed up with them and I just don't trust them. :doublecolbert:

Jiro
04-05-2010, 08:51 AM
Why, what makes us any different from you! Why must you discriminate against us!

We're not haters. Take it up wit' yo leader who decided to launch an attack on us. We're all about the love. The love in your shirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS5GqQc0LD8)

G13
04-05-2010, 08:52 AM
Not yet. We're still deciding.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 08:52 AM
Not everyone's, do you see me attacking the fat Chocobos, and they are a restaurant. There is also the I hate everyone party, Goldenboko, and the Apathy party who we have left alone!

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 08:55 AM
Not yet. We're still deciding.
It should be an easy decision. :colbert:


Not everyone's, do you see me attacking the fat Chocobos, and they are a restaurant. There is also the I hate everyone party, Goldenboko, and the Apathy party who we have left alone!

We're not about to wait for you to attack more people before acting. You are a menace to society.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 08:58 AM
Not everyone's, do you see me attacking the fat Chocobos, and they are a restaurant. There is also the I hate everyone party, Goldenboko, and the Apathy party who we have left alone!

You want me to not hate you because you're targeting us?

I knew you didn't have any brains

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 08:58 AM
I also propose we form a temporary alliance with the Zombie party to defeat the other parties. Obviously our two parties are the best. :vader:
I don't mind, even though I hate zombies.

G13
04-05-2010, 09:01 AM
Not yet. We're still deciding.
It should be an easy decision. :colbert:

I made the party but I don't own it. We are a team. Del suggested we join the Zombies so we're considering it.

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:03 AM
:cry:

Jiro
04-05-2010, 09:04 AM
And to think, I had strawberry smoothies on tap :(

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 09:07 AM
We already finished the raid on your party. You are attacking me now for no good reason. It's like if the I hate everyone party started attacking you because you might drive drunk.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 09:09 AM
Timekeeper and I have been warring forever, but we keep our beef on the down low. It don't involve none o' you suckas. But you zombie jerks, you up and attack us and expect us to just chill?

Man I know we 'lax fellas but we ain't gonna just turn the other cheek. Almighty retribution on yo ass is the order of the day

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:11 AM
You're still a menace to society. :colbert:

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 09:12 AM
I think that by suggesting we form an "alliance," R2-DEL2 means we shouldn't use the Force against zombies for now. I'm okay with that.

By the way, I don't really like the texture of smoothies. I like strawberry slush drinks! I should choke you with the Force, Jiro.

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 09:14 AM
I think we can get some White Strawberries as a peace offering as soon as these people stop trying to kill me

Jiro
04-05-2010, 09:15 AM
Hey, easily fix'd. Texture is important, I get dat. Just like those zombies ain't real fun to chill with while us smoothskins are. Ya dig?

We're not tryin' to kill you. You be summoning Ifrit and Shiva and Ramuh left right and centre hombre. We just tryin'a party. You expect us to siddown shuddup when you attack, but when we retaliate you gonna whine like a bitch?

Double standards playa. I don't dig that :bou::bou::bou::bou:

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:16 AM
I offer up white strawberries and a massage to not conspire against us.

Zombies don't have the dexterity for that. :cool:

G13
04-05-2010, 09:18 AM
Denied. We are the Empire itself. You think we don't have entire worlds devoted to the raising of white strawberries?

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 09:18 AM
I'm defending myself! you are trying to tear me to pieces!

Jiro
04-05-2010, 09:20 AM
Gawd, enough of your petty whining. If you ain't gonna man up then I'm really gonna have to kick your ass

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:21 AM
Denied. We are the Empire itself. You think we don't have entire worlds devoted to the raising of white strawberries?

I was talking to the lady. Hmph. :colbert:

G13
04-05-2010, 09:23 AM
Hmm... It's getting a bit too serious in here. I'm afraid I'll have to ask you gentlemen to resolve your differences in your own threads. We're here to have fun and you've turned this thread into a brawling pit.

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:25 AM
I am offering up fruit and massages, not fighting.

How about a free oil change on the Slave I?

Jiro
04-05-2010, 09:25 AM
*tips hat*

Or I would, if I had a hat. I bid you adieu.

G13
04-05-2010, 09:28 AM
I am offering up fruit and massages, not fighting.

How about a free oil change on the Slave I?

The zombies are offering free oil changes for life. :colbert:

What else you got?

qwertysaur
04-05-2010, 09:29 AM
Thank you for getting them to stop. *dismisses summon*

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:30 AM
I am offering up fruit and massages, not fighting.

How about a free oil change on the Slave I?

The zombies are offering free oil changes for life. :colbert:

What else you got?

A properly done one, since zombies don't have any hand-eye coordination. :colbert:

And free booze.

Pheesh
04-05-2010, 09:31 AM
Neither do drunk people :/

G13
04-05-2010, 09:36 AM
xD Score one point for Imperial Essence!

We all know wookiees are great mechanics, we're the Star Wars party after all but free for life means properly done doesn't matter. And we have a great selection of booze. Corellian wine creeps up on you.

Anything else to add before we diliberate?

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:39 AM
Neither do drunk people :/

We have serious time everyday, it doesn't take an hour to change oil either. :colbert:

A vacation home in Kashyyyk?

Marshall Banana
04-05-2010, 09:40 AM
NorthernChaosGod...I made your avatar.

Join us!

G13
04-05-2010, 09:40 AM
xD

NorthernChaosGod
04-05-2010, 09:44 AM
FFFUUUUUU- :eek:

Jiro
04-05-2010, 10:36 AM
http://www.forumspile.com/Needs-More-Wookie.jpg

G13
04-05-2010, 10:58 AM
I agree wholeheartedly!

demondude
04-05-2010, 10:59 AM
http://i192.photobucket.com/albums/z167/Great_WhiteSnark/zombie_stormtroopers_1.jpg

G13
04-05-2010, 11:00 AM
Ahh, you've returned our fallen troops to us. How wonderful! Much appreciated ZD!

demondude
04-05-2010, 11:01 AM
Turns out your recruits have no brains after I did some investigation. I don't need that!

G13
04-05-2010, 11:05 AM
We remove those upon recruitment. It makes for happy soldiers and we've had a 100% decrease in desertion.

Announcement: Timekeeper and I have come to a decision. His party will be merging with ours effective immediately. Sorry for going over your heads with this but, well it's the middle of the night and no one was here to vote and junk. Nothing's changing, we just have new recruits... and more hate.

Timekeeper
04-05-2010, 11:08 AM
Dislike leads to hate and hate has led to the dark side.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 11:40 AM
As if you weren't a Force to be reckoned with before :hahaha:

I'll be here <del>all week</del> until the Fist crushes me :jess:

Timekeeper
04-05-2010, 11:57 AM
Why, what makes us any different from you! Why must you discriminate against us!

We're not haters. Take it up wit' yo leader who decided to launch an attack on us. We're all about the love. The love in your shirt. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS5GqQc0LD8)

Woah! WOAH! This here, this is my thing!
MINE!
MIIIIIINE!

Jiro
04-05-2010, 12:01 PM
You held onto it for too long. But I conceed; I, Jiro, stole another fantastic thing from my pal Timekeeper, for which I will face eternal damnation and many various punishments.

BUT THE LOVE MAN

Timekeeper
04-05-2010, 12:09 PM
You're right, it's not about the backstabbing, slandering, thieving, or the election, I think, I think it's about the love, the love in your shirt... The love in your shirt.
Keep that love there don't you ever give it to anyone, it's only for you.

<font size="20">FOR YOU!</font> (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jS5GqQc0LD8)

Jiro
04-05-2010, 12:14 PM
I'll just go feed myself to the rancor then

G13
04-05-2010, 12:16 PM
You shouldn't do that. Australians upset his stomach.

Jiro
04-05-2010, 12:25 PM
Sarlacc then?