The end of the beginning, Primary Results! [Archive]

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:13 AM

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That was an amazing race you guys. I'd like to start by thanking the following 51 members who hand fed me their SCRUMPTIOUS votes!

Official Voters List
Aerith's Knight
Blues Agent
Crop
Cuchulainn
Cybele
Darth Banana
Dark_Valentine
Deathly Moan
Dignified Pauper
eestlinc
Forsaken Lover
Freya
Fonz(omb)ie
Goldenboko
Guardian XIII
I Don't Need A Name
I Took the Pink Brain
Icegnaw
I'm my own BRRRAAAIINNSSS
Jiro
Kawaii Ryûkishi
Kuroshima
Miriel
Mo' Meninges
Mrs Jiro
Necrotic
Nocticula
NorthernChaosGod
Peegee
PusMoaning
Quin
Rantzien
Raven Nox
Rodarian
Romero
RottingYuna89
Pretty Corpse.
Rebellious Eagle
Sir Lightsaber
Timekeeper
The Summoner Of Leviathan
UnbreakableWill
Ultima Shadow
Quina
Vivi22
Wicket the Ewok
Vermachtnis
zombiedude55
Zombiesaur
zombler
~*~Corpse~*~

You guys are amazing and deserve a round of applause! Moving on, this was an incredibly close race, nearly everyone was within striking distance at one time or another! Now, let's get started shall we? We'll be announcing the votes from least to most.

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:15 AM

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.

Goldenboko

04-06-2010, 01:16 AM

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.

Represent son :cool:.

Ultima Shadow

04-06-2010, 01:17 AM

I'm mainly curious about those two second-place parties. Who won in the end? =O

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:18 AM

The battle for fourth is actually also pretty interesting. Looks like the Babe Keepers will push the 'bos into a surprising fifth.

Ultima Shadow

04-06-2010, 01:21 AM

Yeah. Even though we were inferior in numbers, we (or at least I =D) fought with a fiery passion!

...meaning I bugged a couple of people to vote for us. =D

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:24 AM

There were seven parties that managed to make the ballot. No one came in seventh.

6. The Goldenboko Party - 1
Congratulations! This vote wasn't made by yourself GoBo!

AND

6. The 'I didn't like any of the other parties so I joined this party' Party - 1
Guess it just shows that everyone liked the parties this year!

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 01:26 AM

Now I'm curious to know who voted Gobo.

Goldenboko

04-06-2010, 01:27 AM

There were seven parties that managed to make the ballot. No one came in seventh.

6. The Goldenboko Party - 1
Congratulations! This vote wasn't made by yourself GoBo!

Somebody loves me, somebody actually loves me! :jess:

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:28 AM

I checked, and nope, Goldenboko's Mom is not on the voters list.

It is a mystery. :confused:

Agent Proto

04-06-2010, 01:29 AM

But there's no mystery voter, so it has to be one of those 51 voters!

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 01:29 AM

My guess is Cuchulainn :zombert:

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:30 AM

Next up, the battle for fourth! Who didn't make it...?

5. The Fat Chocobo Party - 4
But hey, you guys got a food social group! You still won in spirit right?

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:31 AM

Well, my prediction was way off.

I've been fucked over by that damn chatroom in elections too many times to ever trust it though :zombert:

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 01:31 AM

I like to think that all 51 voters voted Gobo, but EB refused to let it go and just handed out random votes to each party.

It...it probably didn't happen like that...:blush:

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 01:31 AM

Hurry with the other places!

I, for one, am rooting for the Goldenboko Party.

Represent son :cool:.

Especially after losing your avatar. :(

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:34 AM

And the big number 4? Best of those who couldn't quiet compete to get into the election?

4.The Keeper of Babes Party - 5
You guys just barely edged out the Fat Chocobos! Good job guys!

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:35 AM

A respectable finish. Good job guys!

Agent Proto

04-06-2010, 01:36 AM

4th place, son. :cool:

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:38 AM

Next up. The battle for second. The matchup you've ALLLLLLLL been waiting for.

And it ain't on this post, made you look. No. This post is going to give a round of applause to both the following parties. This was a close race, the two parties had surpassed each other several times, boy it was a nailbiter. I devoured each vote with a smile.

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 01:40 AM

*applauds*

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:40 AM

The last Election Booth was better, because he didn't do this Loony BoB suspense crap! :zombert: :zombert: :zombert:

Ultima Shadow

04-06-2010, 01:40 AM

Yeah, 4th... that's not too shabby. =D

Oh, and... *applauds for whoever came in third*

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 01:40 AM

:roll2

G13

04-06-2010, 01:41 AM

xD Loony BootH

*applauds*

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 01:42 AM

I'm rooting for all the parties that haven't already been mentioned. Equality FTW.

Screw it, I'm still rooting the Everybody! Love! And Peace! Party.

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:43 AM

Don't encourage it! It'll do this again for the finale! It is a treacherous booth!

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 01:44 AM

Just teabag it a few times if it does. :p

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 01:45 AM

Don't make me release the kraken, Booth. :colbert:

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:45 AM

3. The Apocalypse Party - 11 Votes
Wow, just barely edged out guys! Next time remember, it's a marathon, not a dash!

2. The 501st Legion Party - 12 Votes
Epic comeback guys. You surged to this victory. Bask in it.

Quin was the deciding vote, he made it at exactly 8PM EST according to my clock. Good show.

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 01:46 AM

:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :bigsmile: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:
:zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie: :zombie:

G13

04-06-2010, 01:46 AM

They were right, the end was nigh!

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:48 AM

I know we fought, ate each others brains and shot at each other with automatic weaponry, but you were worthy foes. We will miss your drunken ways, and tasty frontal lobes. :zombie:

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 01:48 AM

We called it. :smug:

Does this mean I have to adopt a zombie name now?

Marshall Banana

04-06-2010, 01:48 AM

Woo!

http://i107.photobucket.com/albums/m285/fofonda/pixel/usagi/b-usamarakasu.gif

I sent out several last-minute MMs, but I don't think they were in time.

Ultima Shadow

04-06-2010, 01:49 AM

HA! Though I did think the apocalypse party would be the second-placer in the end, I was right about the zombies! =D

My predictions came in pretty close.

G13

04-06-2010, 01:50 AM

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:50 AM

And so that leaves the tops of the primaries. You already know who it is by this point. These guys didn't led up, fueled by their leader, they had a steady diet of brains votes since day one never was any lower than second place. You got it! It's...

1. The Zombie Party - 18
With that said, the 501st Legion was a mere 6 votes behind you, don't get too cocky!

The next phase of this election will begin soon, in the meantime use this thread to discuss what was an excellent primary round!

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 01:52 AM

:zombie:

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 01:52 AM

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 01:52 AM

Brain banquet at our place! Everyone welcome. :zombie:

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 01:53 AM

Quin was the deciding vote, he made it at exactly 8PM EST according to my clock. Good show.

:smug:

Election Booth

04-06-2010, 01:56 AM

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 01:59 AM

OK, so how does that work?

G13

04-06-2010, 02:00 AM

But what about us, NorthernChaosWookiee? :cry:

Wait, I don't even know how this election business works. There's more? :confused:

Note to self: less time partying, more time reading.

Join us and together we can rule the galaxy as partners! And not those partners that put their hands in each other's back pockets, but partners that land big deals and create successful mergers and other things of that nature!

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 02:02 AM

He knows he wants to lose his mind really. (http://forums.eyesonff.com/2819559-post12.html) :zombie:

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 02:02 AM

G13

04-06-2010, 02:04 AM

Excellent. I'll ready the paperwork.

Del Murder

04-06-2010, 02:11 AM

Looks like the Force is with us. Great rally guys!

Pheesh

04-06-2010, 02:27 AM

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.

Sir Lancealot

04-06-2010, 02:33 AM

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.

Hopefully not his cool one.

Fonzie

04-06-2010, 02:43 AM

I'd like to thank Kaycee Fried Chicken, I don't think we'd be this far without it. :zombie:

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 02:45 AM

It's so delicious ♪

Freya

04-06-2010, 03:14 AM

Great job everyone! Even if you had to spam my face everywhere for a stupid joke. I totally didn't care about that at all. :roll2

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 03:35 AM

Go team! This is almost better than the time Vader cut off that choir boy Luke's hand.

Hopefully not his cool one.

I see what you did there.

Timekeeper

04-06-2010, 04:23 AM

I'm still not happy that my sandcrawler was stolen and raped by just about every party...

G13

04-06-2010, 04:24 AM

I'd like to add that my party never touched her.

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 04:36 AM

I'd like to add that my original party shared her with you.

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 04:46 AM

I'd like to add braaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaains.

What?

I have a one track mind.

rubah

04-06-2010, 04:46 AM

I guess I should've voted xD

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 04:48 AM

Don't worry, rubah. You can join the fun by joining the 501st! Slap on the old jetpack, and you can become Rubah Fett. :D

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 04:49 AM

zombah. :zombert:

Dignified Pauper

04-06-2010, 04:51 AM

I guess I should've voted xD

You didn't vote... I hate you.

Jiro

04-06-2010, 04:57 AM

I'm proud of my boozing companions. We did awesome, third is still medals in my sport!

Now let's bring the 501st to victory! amirite?! :bigsmile:

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 05:10 AM

zombah. :zombert:

Holy Christ! That's brilliant! I like that you've just thrown "zomb" in front of her name to make it sound good, which it totally does and it's good to see you continuing that trend for EVERYTHING.

501st supports originality. Brains are for adding weight to a headbutt, not for eating.

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 05:12 AM

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 05:14 AM

I do everything to bug you. I liked the idea of going against you with your very own creation. Way to ignore irony.

Rubah sounds like Boba. Zomb does not sound like rub.

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 05:16 AM

rubah mortis

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 05:16 AM

Zombah sounds like rubah. Bo does not sound like ru.

I can play the deliberately removing parts of words game too!!! Here let me show you some more: Quin is not very good at the elect!!!

Honestly, when is your party going to use someone who actually has wit against me? I'm insulted that you're the best they have to offer.

Dignified Pauper

04-06-2010, 05:20 AM

Dignified Zombie will not be happy about this...

Zombified Pauper is another alternative.

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 05:24 AM

Since when did us having a laugh turn into an actual flamefest? Should we start insulting each other in PMs again until one of us realises we're just over-reacting to a joke?

rubah mortis is a good name, though. xD

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 05:26 AM

This is a deadly serious internet election game, Mace Quindu. This isn't a joke. I will destroy you through your computer with the power of my words. Have at you.

also damn I forgot to reply to my PMs today. Whoops. :shobon:

Jiro

04-06-2010, 06:28 AM

I still wish PG made the Azn Party [Erections]

G13

04-06-2010, 07:39 AM

Remind me again who wanted to use the very original name of Emperor Paulpatine until a much better man gave him the name "Mace Quindu"?

Seriously, though, Rubah Fett? Not really in a position to be criticising here, sport. :|

Rubah Fett is genius. You just don't get any luckier than that when making name puns! I'm shocked and deeply offended! If our party had a :vaderbert: you would be quivering under its gaze! :mad2:

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 07:41 AM

I still wish PG made the Azn Party [Erections]

That would have been so much win.

Pheesh

04-06-2010, 08:23 AM

Honestly, when is your party going to use someone who actually has wit against me? I'm insulted that you're the best they have to offer.

Your face smells like a smelly face. BAM!

Jiro

04-06-2010, 10:47 AM

If we only respond to Necrotic in ways that lack wit, hopefully he will become less intelligent. Or he'll die of boredom.

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 10:49 AM

He just throws you in the zombiedome if you are not witty enough to keep up.

Crop

04-06-2010, 11:30 AM

It seems like everyone else has rallied against the Zombie Party.

Don't worry, my loyalty still lies with you brain eaters.

Chloe.

04-06-2010, 12:47 PM

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d106/ffmaniac22/zombieforchloe.gif

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 06:21 PM

It's because everyone realises the Zombie Party is a dirty communist party and kills puppies and foxes.

qwertysaur

04-06-2010, 06:22 PM

Don't believe Quindus liesI'm captain Basch

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 07:51 PM

So far, in the questions thread, all our answers have been logical and truthful. Your thread is full of lies and nonsense.

EVIDENCE PREVAILS.

Unbreakable Will

04-06-2010, 07:56 PM

501st FTW!
http://bonzuko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Zombie_Ariel_vs_Sith_Lord_by_RubberDucky001.jpg

Psychotic

04-06-2010, 08:00 PM

So far, in the questions thread, all our answers have been logical and truthful. Your thread is full of lies and nonsense.

EVIDENCE PREVAILS.Your party's answers have been kind of dull. Pep them up a little, will you, it's supposed to be fun! :zombert:

Also seriously why the hell are the 501st Party members asking their own party questions? xD I think you may missed the point. I'm not trying to put anyone down in a "HA HA WE THE BEST :smug:" style here, I am genuinely curious about what is going on with that. :p

Quindiana Jones

04-06-2010, 08:57 PM

Possibly because your questions suck ass. ;)

To be honest, I was wondering the same a little. And I like how what was supposed to be a public question time turned into two threads of smack talk. The majority of posters in each thread are 501st and Zombies. xD

NorthernChaosGod

04-06-2010, 09:39 PM

I was showcasing how our party is clearly superior and more witty. :cool:

Cuchulainn

04-07-2010, 10:18 PM

My guess is Cuchulainn :zombert:

GET OUT OF MY HEAD

Aerith's Knight

04-07-2010, 10:55 PM

I was showcasing how our party is clearly superior and more witty. :cool:

http://img136.imageshack.us/img136/7386/72291742.png (http://img136.imageshack.us/i/72291742.png/)

Marshall Banana

04-07-2010, 11:00 PM

501st FTW!
http://bonzuko.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/02/Zombie_Ariel_vs_Sith_Lord_by_RubberDucky001.jpg

Ariel isn't a zombie, though. This photo is wrong.

Aerith's Knight

04-07-2010, 11:26 PM

Ariel isn't a zombie, though. This photo is wrong.

http://img51.imageshack.us/img51/7459/78538572.png (http://img51.imageshack.us/i/78538572.png/)

We conquered the sea long ago. It gives Mutant turtles a whole new meaning.

Psychotic

04-07-2010, 11:28 PM

Ariel + Richard = Glory. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fcbazH6aE2g)

NeoCracker

04-08-2010, 03:09 AM

The Babe Keepers were doomed the moment they decided the least attentive member of this forum was to be the president of the party.

Hell, I didn't even realize the first round was over until the opposition told me. :p

Timekeeper

04-08-2010, 06:55 AM