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Flying Mullet
04-07-2010, 02:16 PM
iTit – Apple’s Latest | Just Whatever (http://www.just-whatever.com/2007/05/22/itit-apples-latest/)

Apple Computer announced today that it has developed a computer chip that can store and play high fidelity music in women’s breast implants.

The iTit will cost $499 or $599 depending on speaker size.

This is considered to be a major breakthrough because women have always complained about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
What do you think Apple's "next" product will be?

Dignified Pauper
04-07-2010, 02:19 PM
Something else that will be crappy. I hate apple.

Mo-Nercy
04-07-2010, 02:36 PM
http://www.theapplecollection.com/design/macdesign/images/upload_420848.jpg

Quindiana Jones
04-07-2010, 02:40 PM
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/ayepod.jpg

Rye
04-07-2010, 02:50 PM
http://www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk/belters/ayepod.jpg

ROFL!!!

I have no idea. I like Apple's main products, like the Macbook (I want to buy one of those eventually) and the iPhone (I just got it and it's much better than I had expected) and the iPods. With that sort of thing, I think they're spot on. Apple products are organized and aesthetically pleasing to me, which is why I choose them. And, on the whole, they work pretty darn well. Knock on wood, but I've only had one problem with my iTouch, and it was to do with something my laptop did that didn't allow updates anymore; went to the Apple store and told me the solution.

I just dislike when they put out really redundant things. The iPad is the stupidest idea I've ever heard of; either get a Macbook or an iPhone. You don't need a giant iTouch that doesn't even have a 3G connection! That thing is too big to be an e-reader or an on the go gaming console as well. I can't believe people were lining up for what amounts to an inconveniently sized iTouch. I can't even blame Apple for that; if I owned the company and I knew people woulc buy things like that, even though they're blatantly redundant, I'd do it too. It's a business!

Quindiana Jones
04-07-2010, 05:20 PM
I agree with Rye. The iPhone and iPod are brilliant inventions. But I refuse to buy either because FUCK YOU APPLE. :mad2:

NorthernChaosGod
04-07-2010, 08:31 PM
Apple sucks. Their best product, the iPod, is a decent invention. It used to be pretty sweet, then they started fucking around with the navigation and adding useless crap. :mad2:

Rebellious Eagle
04-07-2010, 09:08 PM
I liked the iPod because it conveniently held all my music. I agree with NCG; all those apps are pointless. If I wanted to play games and get the weather, I'd use a laptop, not my music device.
I think the iBoard will be next. And then the iMat. Maybe even the iBlanket.

rubah
04-07-2010, 10:30 PM
I'll just reiterate how much I love my itouch, but I also love its small profile

Raistlin
04-07-2010, 10:33 PM
My mom bought an iPod for me back when they were fairly new. I still use it, because it's easy to use, durable, and still has a great battery life. However, I would not buy an Apple product for myself.

Shiny
04-07-2010, 10:34 PM
iLaff, because we keep coming up with really absurd ideas (minus the iPod) for products and you keep buying them.

Love,
Steve Jobs

Bunny
04-07-2010, 11:56 PM
Zune > iPod.

Flying Mullet
04-08-2010, 12:05 AM
Fuze > Zune > iPod

Rad Bromance
04-08-2010, 01:56 AM
Something that's useful and reasonably priced, I hope.

Oh who am I kidding, this is Apple we're talking about.

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2010, 09:10 AM
I liked the iPod because it conveniently held all my music. I agree with NCG; all those apps are pointless. If I wanted to play games and get the weather, I'd use a laptop, not my music device.
I think the iBoard will be next. And then the iMat. Maybe even the iBlanket.

This is exactly why I love my very old 20GB iPod so very much, sure it doesn't hold very much. But it's strictly what I need and nothing else.

G13
04-08-2010, 12:12 PM
Did anyone else notice that article was almost three years old? :confused:

rubah
04-08-2010, 07:00 PM
Yup.

I went to the campus computer store and they had three iPads on display. I didn't realize before how huge they are. I could almost type normally on them xD

NorthernChaosGod
04-08-2010, 11:59 PM
Did anyone else notice that article was almost three years old? :confused:

Not until you pointed it out. *facepalm*

AntRid
04-09-2010, 09:17 AM
3 years old? Then I predict that the next thing they make will be some sort of Apple phone.

Old Manus
04-09-2010, 12:43 PM
I can't see the iTit idea ever coming to fruition, $600 is far too cheap for anything made by Apple.

Brunettepudding
04-09-2010, 02:35 PM
I was in Orchestra last year, and walked into the locker room to find 3 boys playing with some app of a penis you had to jack off to win. It was...the weirdest thing ever.

NorthernChaosGod
04-09-2010, 04:40 PM
I was in Orchestra last year, and walked into the locker room to find 3 boys playing with some app of a penis you had to jack off to win. It was...the weirdest thing ever.

:Oo: It's always the band geeks...

Blue
04-11-2010, 12:34 AM
http://www.theapplecollection.com/design/macdesign/images/upload_420848.jpg


hehe EPIC, something for every neds pocket lol

blackmage_nuke
04-11-2010, 04:50 AM
Universal Switch Blade

Rodarian
04-11-2010, 10:10 AM
The next item should be called iSore......Create something so useless and outlandish that people will buy it anyway......