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Citizen Bleys
05-02-2010, 08:36 AM
Man in Sichuan dies after friends insert eel up his arse as a joke (http://shanghaiist.com/2010/05/01/man_in_sichuan_dies_after_friends_i.php)

http://www.bleysmaynard.net/whywouldyoudothat.jpg

I don't know whether to laugh or cry. How wasted do you have to be before you think this would be a good idea?

Jings
05-02-2010, 08:52 AM
How did they even, you know, get it up there?

Citizen Bleys
05-02-2010, 09:05 AM
Please, nobody answer that.

Rodarian
05-02-2010, 09:09 AM
Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemies!!

Meat Puppet
05-02-2010, 09:19 AM
I would have killed it first.

Pheesh
05-02-2010, 09:25 AM
Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemas!!

fixed

kotora
05-02-2010, 09:33 AM
It would've been pretty funny if he didn't die.

Chris
05-02-2010, 10:06 AM
Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.

Old Manus
05-02-2010, 10:25 AM
They'd obviously seen eelgirl and thought it was a great idea

Bunny
05-02-2010, 12:45 PM
That's some serious sleight of hand juju there. I can't even begin to imagine how something like that would work:

"Hey, man, look over there. What is that?"
"I don'-- OH GOD EEL"

kotora
05-02-2010, 01:03 PM
Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.

If you can't see the humor in stupidity then you obviously don't even have a sense of humor seeing how it's the main and arguably only source of lol.

Rantz
05-02-2010, 01:46 PM
Wow, with friends like that...Who needs enemas!!

fixed

xD

Rye
05-02-2010, 02:34 PM
Frenema?

I wonder how the eel got in there... must have required much CLENCHING? Crazy...

Pheesh
05-02-2010, 02:47 PM
I would assume you need a tube and some lube...

Why his friends had those lying around I don't know.

Shlup
05-02-2010, 03:20 PM
That's some serious sleight of hand juju there. I can't even begin to imagine how something like that would work:

"Hey, man, look over there. What is that?"
"I don'-- OH GOD EEL"

That was my first thought too. o.O

Dignified Pauper
05-02-2010, 03:22 PM
I would have killed it first.

technically... he did.

Chris
05-02-2010, 03:22 PM
Forcing an eel up a guy's arse... is funny? I guess I fail to see the humor in stupidity and animal abuse.

If you can't see the humor in stupidity then you obviously don't even have a sense of humor seeing how it's the main and arguably only source of lol.
So, stupidity is funny? I guess don't have a sense of humor, since I fail to see anything remotely funny (tragic, stupid or otherwise) in this case. Well, then I guess I'm guilty of having no sense of "humor".

*Waits for another witty rejoinder* :P

Breine
05-02-2010, 03:33 PM
China has some of the funniest news. There's this entire page in the news paper over there with wacky news xD

Raistlin
05-02-2010, 04:07 PM
What. the. fuck. And his "friends" never even told him? There are no words for some people's stupidity.

rubah
05-02-2010, 07:44 PM
well, he was apparently passed out drunk, so no distraction would've been necessary.

poor guy.

Fonzie
05-02-2010, 07:59 PM
He should have gone to the doctor right away after he started feeling eel.

Rye
05-02-2010, 08:35 PM
He should have gone to the doctor right away after he started feeling eel.

:lol: :up:

Brunettepudding
05-02-2010, 08:40 PM
He should have gone to the doctor right away after he started feeling eel.
There is now soda all over my jeans. Thank you.

Fonzie
05-02-2010, 09:03 PM
Also, this made me think of the Mighty Boosh (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AckvdGbk4w).

Melissaur
05-02-2010, 09:19 PM
What the... I don't even... Ugh I wish I hadn't read that!

Meat Puppet
05-02-2010, 10:34 PM
I would have killed it first.

technically... he did.
Well it only died after having a good munch on his innards.

Vermachtnis
05-02-2010, 11:45 PM
I'm more concerned with how some drunk guys got a hold of the eel.

qwertysaur
05-03-2010, 12:21 AM
I'm more concerned with how some drunk guys got a hold of the eel.
at the local market probably.

Meat Puppet
05-03-2010, 06:58 AM
I'm more concerned with how some drunk guys got a hold of the eel.
I’ve caught them when I’ve been absolutely buggered and on my own, so increased manpower should make it easy.

Clo
05-03-2010, 07:49 AM
Not like I want to think about it, but it seems like this would be hard to accomplish.

Also, I enjoy the Mighty Boosh link.

Loony BoB
05-03-2010, 11:40 AM
What the... I don't even... Ugh I wish I hadn't read that!
This echoes my sentiments. :(

Aydin
05-03-2010, 05:20 PM
reminds me of one of my dad's friends who accidentally killed a man who activated a fire extinguisher in his pants...

Messed up the inside of his bootyhole...

What a way to go... T_T